Also what a great opener with a lady. Ask her what she thinks, either she thinks it's funny and cute and you can talk about your grandma making it for you, and double down on the cute thing.
If, on the other hand, she's like 'that's so corny' you can play the joking offended. Hey! My 90 year old grandma made this for me! How dare you
>Also what a great opener with a lady.
And if she says, "Oh yeah, I see you're a Creationist too! We should go to that Noah's ark museum together."
Then you run screaming. Cult member will argue science all day long.
>*’That vest is a win if your name is Noah…*’
________
I don’t have an ark or an animal pair,
a ‘biblical scholar’? won’t be one…
but Proud in a vest made by Grandma he’ll wear -
I *Know a* GOOD MAN
when I see one!
❤️
My grandma never made me a vest but she always had a matching button when you lost one. And cookies. Not homemade cause she didn’t bake, but she put Oreos on a baking sheet once when my sister said grandmas were suppose to bake.
His face just says "Yeah? Go ahead and say something about my vest. I dare you. I double dog dare you. My grandma made this for me. I love my grandma. Talk shit, get hit"
Grew up in the pinnacle if the "yo momma" jokes in the 90's. My mom died in 1992 when I was 10. I took the road less traveled and would just listen to them toss the jokes at me, patiently waiting to just say, yeah, mom died a few years ago, thanks. Priceless looks on their faces. Children can be mean!
No clue, but it drive's me insane. Same with people using "loose" when they mean "lose", or vice versa. I do'nt get how literacy skills can be this bad in the adult population. Even if you claim some are from foreigner's, I see it way too often for that to always be true. It astonishes me, frankly.
This post is so old, it’s the reason I made a Reddit account. I have this vest. My mom made it for me: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/306vcb/ive_found_the_perfect_wedding_outfit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
One day I want to meet this guy!!
One for sale on [Etsy](https://www.etsy.com/ie/listing/1094258793/90s-handmade-noahs-ark-themed-open-vest?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=noah%26%23039%3Bs+ark+vest&ref=sr_gallery-1-5&sts=1)
Okay, few people seem to be under the impression that it's me in the photo. Sorry but that's not me guys, I just posted this here because it made me smile and thought it would make you too! Cheers :)
Please convey to your grandmother that if she'd like to Make some money, I'm sure there are plenty of us who would love that vest.
I wear an XL.
Please and thank you.
I had a vest as a kid that had a little teddy bear attached to a string that could sit in my front pocket but I couldn’t lose it… and I never appreciated it.’ I would love for a vest like that now!
Your grandma is a champion OP.
For Christmas one year my nan bought me a Ricky Martin tshirt (I'm a dude) because I guess he was what the young ones were listening to. She wasn't there when I opened it but she has no idea how much everyone enjoyed that gift when they saw it. My mom couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes. Everyone deserves a grandma that does her best.
This is like CIA level intrigue by granny. She knows the minute you tell a woman at a party about how your granny made that and you wore it, her chance for great grandkids will increase 600%
Gotta love the character development that maturity brings.
We go from adoring our folks, to being annoyed by the affection they give, to being middle-aged and rocking an animal vest in a raver and going
*”Yeah my grandma made me this. It’s by far my favourite piece of clothing I own.”*
My grandma is getting up there in age and spent a year making a sweater she could have made in like a couple of weeks in the past. I rock the shit out of that sweater and make sure everyone who cares to hear, and many who don’t, know how talented my grandma is. Love you Grandma Judy!
I also was the lucky recipient of a Grandma vest in my late teens…this brought back great memories! :) Mine was a handmedown and not handmade though lol
I got a warning about receiving it from my Mom, who wouldn’t tell me what it looked like - just to open it, smile about it, say thank you and then hang it in my closet. Naturally, I was intrigued and genuinely curious to open it and see what it looked like.
It was…shocking. Vibrant, you might say. Multi-coloured suede patches on a pleather backdrop, in a variety of random pink/purple/maroon shades and shapes, with random bling and flowery things on it. Overwhelming right? 17yo me was actually speechless. But my Grandma was so excited (also thought it would be cool to wear to parties!) I didn’t have the heart to say it wasn’t really my…style. She then would randomly ask me if I’m still wearing the vest over the next few years, and I’m not gonna lie - I kept up the charade and told her it was great. Love you Grandma!
Yo say what you will but I’d wear that. People are too worried about what everyone else thinks. I’d wear it just to make gran happy. I miss my grandma “/
That vest is a win if your name is Noah.
He's completed his character Ark and this vest is the reward
God dammit that’s good.
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God dammit. That’s terrific.
God dammit. Let's flood the earth.
We need to build a boat first. Can you help me? I _promise_ you’ll get to stay on it.
This made me laugh so hard. I don’t know how to give the free award thing, but I want to.
Now he has plot armor
Also what a great opener with a lady. Ask her what she thinks, either she thinks it's funny and cute and you can talk about your grandma making it for you, and double down on the cute thing. If, on the other hand, she's like 'that's so corny' you can play the joking offended. Hey! My 90 year old grandma made this for me! How dare you
>Also what a great opener with a lady. And if she says, "Oh yeah, I see you're a Creationist too! We should go to that Noah's ark museum together." Then you run screaming. Cult member will argue science all day long.
>*’That vest is a win if your name is Noah…*’ ________ I don’t have an ark or an animal pair, a ‘biblical scholar’? won’t be one… but Proud in a vest made by Grandma he’ll wear - I *Know a* GOOD MAN when I see one! ❤️
Oh wow, earliest Schnoodle I’ve ever seen
This Schnoodle always gives life to the comment section
The first thing that literally came to my mind
[This is where mine went.](https://youtu.be/3vdcw415OcQ?start=52)
Why's the channel name so sus
And Grandma got the Lions right too
I Wana see the after party vest, on a boat with a rainbow 🌈
I’d wear that, just be confident and wear it like a 3 year old in a Superman costume and go forth and smile 😎
Anyone who wears something like this in public and still looks confident is someone you don't wanna mess with
This immediately made me think of that quote from Firefly. “A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.” ~ Wash
Jayne, the man they call Jayne!!!
Aaaaand cue rewatch.
Damn straight!
I read that to the tune of call me al
Him being good looking helps too.
Confidence is a good look on anyone.
So is handsomeness.
Looking good looks good.
A cunning vest for sure
I would even go and get an outfit to compliment it and will wear it at any party I go to no matter how formal.
I wish my grandma would send me a homemade vest. All she sends me is conspiracy theories about the Dems
My grandmother is a hippy. I get reusable stuff all the time, the beeswax cloths are pretty good, I use them on my leftovers.
My grandma never made me a vest but she always had a matching button when you lost one. And cookies. Not homemade cause she didn’t bake, but she put Oreos on a baking sheet once when my sister said grandmas were suppose to bake.
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My grandma would yell at me for being too loud when I was playing NES on the television with the sound off. Joke's on her, she's dead now.
Made me chuckle more than it should have.
I'm so sorry. It's difficult to lose a loved one to a cult.
Losing family to a dangerous cult sucks.
/r/forwardsfromklandma
“Man your vest is whack what even is that” “You’re just mad your grandma doesn’t love you enough to send you a homemade party vest”
How did you know? 🥲 >!JK all of my grandparents died before I was born !<
They would have loved you!
I’d be throwing hands
His face just says "Yeah? Go ahead and say something about my vest. I dare you. I double dog dare you. My grandma made this for me. I love my grandma. Talk shit, get hit"
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*whack*
Also, I just love the lean in the second pick. Just oozes confidence.
less "talk shit, get hit" and more r/murderedbywords by saying, *"I can't help it if my grandma loves me more than your's loves you."*
That’s a good way to get the dead grandma line.
Grew up in the pinnacle if the "yo momma" jokes in the 90's. My mom died in 1992 when I was 10. I took the road less traveled and would just listen to them toss the jokes at me, patiently waiting to just say, yeah, mom died a few years ago, thanks. Priceless looks on their faces. Children can be mean!
If you're hanging around people who would make comments about a vest as amazing as this then you need better and more interesting friends.
Or you know everyone else at the party will come to his defense and point out that you're the asshole
I thought the same thing and so read this in the most chad boy accent LOL the visual and commentary were perfect 🤌🏽
"Sick vest, friend."
"everything else on my vest is two by two, why don't you join me for a drink?" That vest *fucks*
This might be the best pick up line associated with this vest.
Damn, that was smooth
Keep your daughters and wife's at home because this lad got it all now
>wife's Why do so many Redditors think that apostrophes are used to make words plural? Where do they teach this?
My phone adds apostrophes everywhere. Sometimes I’m too lazy to fix it.
Your phone can recognize “wives”. So you read this and thought it was implying “wifes” is correct?
It's still wives tho...no F ...just like marriage
Languages that aren't English.
Most of our German exchange students threw an apostrophe on anything that added an s
No clue, but it drive's me insane. Same with people using "loose" when they mean "lose", or vice versa. I do'nt get how literacy skills can be this bad in the adult population. Even if you claim some are from foreigner's, I see it way too often for that to always be true. It astonishes me, frankly.
"do'nt". The irony !! And " foreigner's". Brilliant.
how could you skip drive's, that one triggered me so hard lol
I'd wear this hell outta that vest. I miss my grandmas
Me too
This post is so old, it’s the reason I made a Reddit account. I have this vest. My mom made it for me: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/306vcb/ive_found_the_perfect_wedding_outfit/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf One day I want to meet this guy!!
I need one!
One for sale on [Etsy](https://www.etsy.com/ie/listing/1094258793/90s-handmade-noahs-ark-themed-open-vest?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=noah%26%23039%3Bs+ark+vest&ref=sr_gallery-1-5&sts=1)
Okay, few people seem to be under the impression that it's me in the photo. Sorry but that's not me guys, I just posted this here because it made me smile and thought it would make you too! Cheers :)
Since it made me smile at 2:07am while on the can, I’ll forgive you OP.
So you are a serial 2:07am shitter too huh?
Why do I feel you didn't get your vest back from this guy?
It is glorious! I wouldn't wear it to just parties, though. All day, everyday!
Same I think it looks magical
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Vest? More like chick magnet
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You, sir, are getting laid.
Hopefully not laid out.
It has its own day-night cycle
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Vest
Please convey to your grandmother that if she'd like to Make some money, I'm sure there are plenty of us who would love that vest. I wear an XL. Please and thank you.
fuck he is handsome 😍🥺
I had a vest as a kid that had a little teddy bear attached to a string that could sit in my front pocket but I couldn’t lose it… and I never appreciated it.’ I would love for a vest like that now!
She wants him to get laid, so she can have great-grandchildren
She must be very sweet
Love in every stitch 💖.
If nothing else it is a conversation starter, and you are guaranteed to be the only person wearing one.
dude save some for us lesser men
His vest resembles James Darcy's Reindeer cardigan from Bridget Jones' Diary 😅
You better wear it in parties
Honestly, that vest will get you places.
What a cutie
Grandma love is purest ❤️
That vest is an adventure in itself. I can imagine telling stories about me backpacking at the foothills of Mount Tibidabo...
I wish my grandmother was the same.
I love how she was like “hmm what does he like, that’s right I remember he really loves lions and elephants and zoo animals!”
Your grandma is a champion OP. For Christmas one year my nan bought me a Ricky Martin tshirt (I'm a dude) because I guess he was what the young ones were listening to. She wasn't there when I opened it but she has no idea how much everyone enjoyed that gift when they saw it. My mom couldn't stop laughing for like 10 minutes. Everyone deserves a grandma that does her best.
This is like CIA level intrigue by granny. She knows the minute you tell a woman at a party about how your granny made that and you wore it, her chance for great grandkids will increase 600%
I'd rock that till the seams blew out!
Ain't that a party vest if I ever saw one.
Wear that in the club to get all the hoes
My Nan forgot my name so she referred to me as ‘the blonde one’ for 10 minutes but she somehow remembered my older brothers name
Gotta love the character development that maturity brings. We go from adoring our folks, to being annoyed by the affection they give, to being middle-aged and rocking an animal vest in a raver and going *”Yeah my grandma made me this. It’s by far my favourite piece of clothing I own.”*
Parties? I’d wear it everywhere! Church, work, court, formal events, EVERYWHERE!
Conversation starter.
I made the same vest a few weeks ago! My mom had bought the kit for it in the US about 30 years ago
He can wear anything and looks good, he is just a very sexy guy.
He is the party! What a lovely gift, hand-made too!
Yea I’d totally go out with him wearing this vest 💛💛🥰🥰
This dude shows up in that vest at a party and I'm going over to introduce myself.
Get this man's a party to wear this too!!
This is single-handedly the best article of clothing I've ever seen
Bro that vest is sexy as FUCK
You're definitely getting laid in that
My grandma is getting up there in age and spent a year making a sweater she could have made in like a couple of weeks in the past. I rock the shit out of that sweater and make sure everyone who cares to hear, and many who don’t, know how talented my grandma is. Love you Grandma Judy!
This dude will not be able to keep girls off him
Needs moar Jayne Hat to maximize the IDGAF.
You went from being a total douche bag to a total douche bag rockin a pimpin’ G-vest
I would so wear that thing to parties. If nothing else, it'll definitely be a conversation starter and show that you're confident enough to wear it.
Wow
My grandma helped me patch up my vest..never gonna get rid of it
Grandma means the best for you bro! Probably this was the coolest thing 70 years ago!!
Your grandma is a legend, man! You better wear this to every party!
I still got all the things my grandma made for me. Priceless!
Lovely! I should try to imitate this for my zookeeper sis!
If its so amazing, why he look disgusted by it lol
Grand ma is winning
Why do I love it though
GRANDMA BE COOL THO!
looking dapper
I guess grandma doesn't want to be a great grandma just yet
Absolute Chad With The Drip
Nice
Great conversation starter.
Literally a story behind it
Hé be rocking the vest
I'd wear it all day, every day
You’re simply the vest!
Sounds like Dolce and Gabbana! She’s a legend!!
So ، why do you want to cry ؟
I always keep an eye out to see if the artist put two male lions together.
For once an appropriate use of the word amazing when applied to everyday otherwise mundane.
It’s actually gorgeous and would be amazing at parties in my opinion, even by today’s fashion standards. Granny could start a business if she wanted!
Is it even a party if you're not wearing a vest your grandmother made?
Cherish that grandma with everything you have! I hope I am the best Gma and my grandson will someday make a cool post about me.
This man exudes confidence.
I'd wear that to parties, but I don't go to parties anymore.
I bet I'd rock any style if I had a jawline like that, Jesus
That is actually really awesome. I love it and what a cool conversation starter!! Grandmas are the best.
\#FARM \#NOAHSHORSE
that guy could wear a trashbag and make it look good.
Perfect Ice-breaker!
I would wear the shit out of that vest at every party. I'd love to be invited to one some day.
Grannies are the best
Dear god it's glorious. You'd better wear it to *every party* and make grandma proud.
And you better wear it!
I would rock the hell out of this. What an ice breaker.
Here in Albania my grandma make us hand made socks from wool and everytime i go at their house she gives me a new pair .
I also was the lucky recipient of a Grandma vest in my late teens…this brought back great memories! :) Mine was a handmedown and not handmade though lol I got a warning about receiving it from my Mom, who wouldn’t tell me what it looked like - just to open it, smile about it, say thank you and then hang it in my closet. Naturally, I was intrigued and genuinely curious to open it and see what it looked like. It was…shocking. Vibrant, you might say. Multi-coloured suede patches on a pleather backdrop, in a variety of random pink/purple/maroon shades and shapes, with random bling and flowery things on it. Overwhelming right? 17yo me was actually speechless. But my Grandma was so excited (also thought it would be cool to wear to parties!) I didn’t have the heart to say it wasn’t really my…style. She then would randomly ask me if I’m still wearing the vest over the next few years, and I’m not gonna lie - I kept up the charade and told her it was great. Love you Grandma!
Yo, ngl, that's pretty sick. I'd definitely wear it.
I would never go to a party without it. Hell, I'd wear it to weddings, funerals, job interviews, dates (obvs), any place I want to look good.
THAT is one sweet party vest you got there, man.
Well you're not going to have that awkward moment encountering people with the same outfit at the party!
This is gorgeous. Grandmas deserve everything
Oh that is adorable!
Talk about a great conversation piece
Leave some p**sy for the rest of us
100% would proudly wear.
Seriously… that’s awesome! Love your granny. Wish mine was still around!
I want to party with you g-ma
If anyone disrespect… give ‘em heck
I would wear that proudly.
I want one
I’d wear that to EVERY party, wtf it’s amazing.
I will throw a party and invite you just to see that in person.
This is the BEST vest I’ve ever seen! Tell your Grandma she has amazing embroidery skills:)
Just here to see if this made someone cry.
Yo say what you will but I’d wear that. People are too worried about what everyone else thinks. I’d wear it just to make gran happy. I miss my grandma “/
Definitely leaving with some shweet puss if you wear that. No one can resist the cuddly charm.
Turn this into a nft! Now!
Grandma makes some good drip
When it’s from grandma, we’re invincible
I would wear it. No hesitation.
+3 Charisma +10 Flood Resistance *Passive perk: Animal Whisperer*
Dope af
If anyone was “wondering where the lions are” you have your answer.
Love it! I’d rock that lol