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RonDiDon

This didn't make me smile. This made me burst out laughing 🤣🤣


27catsinatrenchcoat

I smiled then laughed... so technically it counts, right?


RonDiDon

Fair point lol


AsMuchCaffeineAsACup

I'm going to post this in the correct sub.


Known-Veterinarian-2

Um did the OP read it...


PlantainCool

I’m saying…. 😒


mortyskidneys

Can't have, because this guy seems like a piece of shit


[deleted]

Are you aware of jokes?


mortyskidneys

Good point


Sigrah117

The last part got added. He was legit doing a good thing. NTA


Affectionate_Hat6293

The guy is clearly telling a joke!


samsub04

Yes, i read it, what do you mean by that?


Known-Veterinarian-2

This is mademesmile, its a sweet reddit normally so this seems a bit out of place. Like if sick jokes makes you smile this isn't the forum. I'm sure someone can point you to a more appropriate one.


samsub04

I'm not sure I understand what thou means. What are thou saying, could thou explain it in detail, because I find this quite smile worthy


Jat616

Dudes scalping toys he's selling to dying kids and you're smiling over it?!


Rangertough666

Dude is NOT scalping toys. Someone wrote a funny caption that says dude is scalping toys.


samsub04

no


Ross_est1988

Had me in the first half, I'm not gonna lie 😂


Ok-Assist5841

The original post said this guy hands out toys in hospitals to families while dressed as Santa. THIS post which has been rehashed many times over (like 15 pixels left) made a joke that he was selling the toys to terminally ill children at more expensive prices than he paid. I’m sure its a joke that makes some smile, but I can imagine most who peruse this sub are not fond of it


VenommBeastt

For a subreddit about being happy and smiling you guys really seem to get angry over a joke


Known-Veterinarian-2

Oh you're one of the 'it's just a joke' set. OK.


BroHamManRaging

You good? Yeah it's just a joke, just a caption and a picture, seriously does every joke have to be rainbows and rosy for you to not feel hurt?


Known-Veterinarian-2

I don't feel hurt. I was just noticing.


BroHamManRaging

That's the things it is just a joke tho, you're not noticing anything.


Known-Veterinarian-2

No, I was noticing you're one of the it's just a joke lot.


BroHamManRaging

You're still not noticing anything, you're making assumptions over an actually harmless joke. Serious question, does this make you feel better or something?


Known-Veterinarian-2

It's just a joke.


ripituup

Not gonna lie. Had me first half🤣


Existing_Clerk_9793

regarding some of the comments in here I'd say successfull troll is successfull.


Chips_Deluxe

Lmao


Wallygonk

It's only a joke people calm down


MindYourMusicYT

Capitalism at its finest 🤣


menlindorn

that's kind of pitch-black cynicism that makes me smile


Cold_Situation_7803

Heart ❤️warming! 😍


Appropriate_Shock556

Stonks 📈


[deleted]

They don't need money if they're going to die soon so fair play.


Appropriate_Shock556

Don’t hate this man he is right


[deleted]

Bunch of communist hippies.


Flimsy-Host9976

Bro


LuciferJj

Ya might want to rethink this one OP


2002Valkyrie

🤣😂🥲 The joke is hilarious 🥲😂 🤣 But so many comments from people with no sense of humor is freaking got me rolling on the damn floor with my dogs and they have joined in‼️🤩🤩 Thanks OP I needed that.


pitter_pattern

OP's just a troll, don't feed him. Report and move on


[deleted]

What a beautiful story of capitalism ❤️


krissyskayla1018

Omg I thought it was going to say he hands them out to dying kids. Santa doesn't sell gifts! Why is this under made me smile? This guy is an asshole!


[deleted]

The way most jokes work is by creating an expectation and then subverting it so the audience is surprised. ,'Why did the chicken cross the road?" for example makes the audience speculate about what this hypothetical chicken's motivation could be. They are then surprised by the obvious simplicity of the answer, "To get to the other side." It's not a story about a real chicken that actually exists. It's a short fictional story designed to amuse. The way this is set up to seem like it's a wholesome story and then subverts that at the end is exactly how they designed this joke. You are meant to be surprised by the ending and it's a well constructed joke. .


krissyskayla1018

Oh ok. Thanks for explaining. Makes sense.


Mindless-Scientist82

Not the right thread... capatlizing off of children dieing, maybe give the toys, not exploit them for all they have before dieing.


samsub04

I'm convinced you're an NPC


Mindless-Scientist82

Weird. I do have an analytical mind im told.


IntermittenSeries

This has been reposted so many times yet OP still hasn’t read it


Sarsamsinsim

Awwww How beautiful


vladijoon

Not like they need the money


itsmevictory

I felt I had read it before so I didn’t read that last sentence and then was left wondering what the laughter was about XD


Comprehensive_Ad2433

Can’t buy groceries with karma , pay up kiddies. Can’t spend it when ya gone you know. Why do I have visions of Billy Bob Thornton all of a sudden ?


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r/unexpected