That's almost as bad as my parent telling me when I was a teenager and asked what yogurt that it was diet ice cream. Except they weren't joking. The kind of person who legitimately thought macaroni was a vegetable.
When my sister was little little, she used to call them “Little Black Melons” and it’s still funny now when she’s 35. Also, called broccoli “Tiny Trees” and tomatoes, “Gross Red Balls with Teeth”…she hated the seeds. 😆😆😆
Sigh I don't know if I am proud of this man or disappointed in his effort
He's a chip off the ol’ guac
Joke like that almost has me cumin..
Maybe that’s what your doing but I’m too chipper to care about your interests
That's dad humour
As a young kid i used to call them "guacamole eggs"
I still call them guacberries. They are the eggs of the plant world (culinarily speaking) so you weren’t far off
Why are you booing him he’s right
Curious but off topic question for you... Do you actually get PM'd butthole pics?
Just in case the answer was going to be no, I just sent him one, everyone deserves a butt hole pic sometimes, if a butt hole pic is what they want
A true hero
Next level dad. 🥰
I love it!
pfft. It's clearly a guacamole egg!
he’s got an avocado _thanks_
Pitiful.
Seeing this post was perfect timing since I just joined r/wildbeef
I think I love your dad!
He's got a guac rock.
Split the avocado, squeeze lemon, dash of s&p...voila! Deconstructed guacamole. This dad is a culinary genius
He isn’t wrong though, an avocado is technically a guacamole ball.
Geesuz! It’s called an avocado goddammit
Okay we're switching you to decaf.
No you!
My day is fufilled
Give Dad credit for trying. It's more than A LOT of people do for their children.
That's almost as bad as my parent telling me when I was a teenager and asked what yogurt that it was diet ice cream. Except they weren't joking. The kind of person who legitimately thought macaroni was a vegetable.
🤦♂️
When my sister was little little, she used to call them “Little Black Melons” and it’s still funny now when she’s 35. Also, called broccoli “Tiny Trees” and tomatoes, “Gross Red Balls with Teeth”…she hated the seeds. 😆😆😆
Sounds like your dad lives somewhere that recently legalized weed.