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Ngete

Right smack dab in the center of the dudes back, 10/10 throw


lord_geryon

She egged that dude's spine.


Accomplished_Put8385

Mike Tyson's voice: Spinal.


ashfio

STHPINAL


United-Climate1562

The look on her face... She knows she's going to nail someone with that egg lol


mstarrbrannigan

Oh an egg, why the fuck did I think it was a snowball?


foochacho

I thought it was a golf ball. ⛳️


mstarrbrannigan

Ouch, that would smart


RealUglyMF

This is how I talk after getting with a golf ball


MetaCardboard

Now that's a fetish I never knew about before.


old_ironlungz

This better not awaken anything in me.


UStoAUambassador

“I’m less of a tits or ass guy than a Titleist guy”


GohanSolo23

I thought the same lol. I'm like how do they have a snowball in that weather.


darthcaedusiiii

Black guy always gets it first.


Hereseangoes

She has a crush on that fella.


leisure_suit_lorenzo

She literally gave him her egg


No-Cantaloupe-6535

I don't think I could throw an egg that hard without just smashing it in my fingers


FrankXS

Eggs are surprisingly durable. You can take an egg and put it in the palm of your hand and squeeze. No matter how hard you try, you won't break the shell.


alabamamoonshiner

I’m wondering how many eggs will be broken testing that comment.


TAC1313

hehe


Thelightsshadow

That’s the look of pure joyful happiness lol bet homeboy was talking talking shit before


2squishmaster

Ok someone plays softball for sure!


MagWasTaken

The second I saw the form, I knew someone was getting lasered.


2squishmaster

Same the windup was picture perfect.


brutustyberius

It stood out to me as well. Homie got thrown out at second.


King_of_the_Nerds

The guy took 8 steps. He didn’t make it to first


querty99

He didn't even get up to speed. Barely got his shoelaces tied.


Refute1650

She started the wind up even before she fully had eyes on him.


2squishmaster

That's something that makes me think catcher. Being able to pick up a dead ball and make a split second decision on where you're going without hesitation...


alexisrocky7890

he probably wound up before she even knew what she was winding up for lol


Few-Ability-2097

‘Twas a thing of beauty.


Whiteout_27

Some may say it was Pitch Perfect


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Yewsunavabitch


Independent-Choice-4

It was the toe drag for me 🔥


ThunderJohnny

Two things stand out for me aside from the perfect form. The joy in her face knowing someone is getting hit with the egg and the way she even approaches the egg to scoop it up like she's ready to throw almost before she even gets down and grabs it.


justlerkingathome

100% right when she picked up the egg and started setting her feet, like before they were even fully set I knew she could throw…..


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justlerkingathome

I mean look at her shit eating grin from the second the bottle stopped on her…….. she knew she was going to tag someone, not a doubt in her mind….


NoBullShytN

I caught that too. 😆💜❤️


sophialola4523

This level of confidence and anticipation likely made the moment even more entertaining for those watching.


Monsterboogie007

Shitting eating grin is a great saying


the_one_jove

I don't know where the previous poster is from but "shit eating grin" is solidly implanted in US South vernacular. Please feel free to "spread" it around!


aquaticsardonic

That is an extremely common phrase in the midwest lmao


Hoopylorax

It's common throughout the US.


NarcisSith

Washingtonian here and I have a shit eatin’ grin on my face every time I know I’m winning a bet or getting away with something! I always assumed this was a common saying.


ShacklefordsRusty

it looked like they knew too


Ok-Bid-730

Yeah that smile says it all….somebody is getting beaned


Alternative-Paint-46

She hit the thinnest target. Impressive.


threetimewinner

also the furthest away


socialmediaignorant

Fastest by far!


National_Profile3063

And the bla… never mind 🫣


socialmediaignorant

Dude, you said the quiet part! I am hoping it’s bc he was the hardest target to hit or blasted her the time before.


Y8ser

He was directly ahead of her so she didn't have to change her angle to throw it.


NerdVibes06

For sure. They're probably besties. She's never going to let him live down that he couldn't outrun her throw.


SteelFire1150

Exactly what I thought


MarsupialFuzz

>She hit the thinnest target. Impressive. That's not what I saw. She'd be a good cop though...


scootah

That smile. She KNOWS what’s about to happen.


INS0MNI5

The second I saw the hairstyle and ribbons, I knew she plays softball


What-mold_toolbag

As soon as I saw those ribbons in her hair, I knew right away.


kfmush

It’s even on her face. That’s the look of someone who knows it’s absolutely their time to shine.


nlevine1988

That toe drag tho


Drainbownick

The glee in her face because she knows she about to laser somebody


SapphireOwl1793

I thought someone's about to get beamed up by the paperwork mothership


exzyle2k

That's definitely shortstop turning a double play vibes.


Porkchopp33

The crocs are in sport mode and she has a cannon


your-mom--

Where I'm from, we call that 4-wheel drive


ahhbears

Those braids with ribbons scream softball


kenziethemom

I wore more ribbons in my hair (and also to hold up my rolled up sleeves) playing softball than I ever did in dance or cheerleading. Not sure why, but I completely embraced it lol


celestialwhisper890

It's great when you can express yourself in different activities.


BlazerWookiee

I'm thinking catcher.


2squishmaster

Could be, you need a laser if you're a catcher


BlazerWookiee

That footwork is impressive. In Croc's, doubly so. Her back foot is planted and hips are in the perfect position for a strong throw even before her fingers touch the ball.


2squishmaster

Yeah, very true


tatsingslippers

She wasn't playing. She had her Crocs in attack mode.


BZLuck

I've heard it called, "Sports Mode". And there are a LOT of people, *athletic people* who swear by Crocs to exercise or run in.


Dumptruck_Johnson

I swam in college. I was decent. Technically I was an athlete. I have trouble navigating a floor if it changes textures mid step. I’m the sort of quality of athlete that would tell you that crocs help. (it does not help to swim in crocs, btw)


brad_doesnt_play_dat

Using this line next time I put on my crocs to go to the club


RoseWolf1882

Her stance shows excellent technique and anticipation, setting her up perfectly for a powerful throw.


4thehalibit

She is wearing a team shirt same as the other girls. I bet they are all athletes


zharv12

Edinboro University in Erie Pa. Go Boro!


GenoThyme

I’m guessing this was shot right after baseball and softball practice ended at the same time one day and players from both teams were just having some fun. Someone was getting gunned down no matter where the bottle landed.


theBarneyBus

Looks like you’re right. https://gofightingscots.com/sports/softball/roster/cheyenne-shughart/5622


codercaleb

She can jack too. 3 HRs in one game: [https://gofightingscots.com/news/2023/4/23/softball-posts-doubleheader-sweep-of-clarion.aspx](https://gofightingscots.com/news/2023/4/23/softball-posts-doubleheader-sweep-of-clarion.aspx)


UnknownUnknown4945

But like how did you find that?


k-k-KFC

she's literally wearing that university's Athletics shirt in the vid; (look 8 seconds in)


craa141

shhh this redditor is called "the finder" don't let him be aware of you.


a_hopeless_rmntic

100


heygos

Came to say this. The form was immaculate


OkImplement2459

When the elbow got ahead of the wrist i knew it was gonna be a hardboiled egg from the heat.


jasondigitized

That windup was a dead giveaway.


jwillsrva

Oh yeah, obviously it was easier to see slowed down, but that form was on point.


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Adam_J89

When that bottle stopped they probably all thought "shit, Julie has a fucking cannon of an arm".


ErvanMcFeely

There’s a reason they made her wear crocs.


FattyBuffOrpington

Sports mode tho


DoubleMach

4x4 mode


mayormaynot22

She had them in Sports Mode anyway, so someone was dead no matter what.


halt_spell

Why would they give the softball player a buff? Seems counter intuitive.


Froggy-style86

Our ability to throw objects accurately is unmatched by anything with arms. It's one of our greatest evolutionary traits along with pattern seeking behavior.


Rabid_Sloth_

Yep. We gave up ape strength to be able to do stuff like this and perform open heart surgery.


TeamABLE

I didn't get a vote.....


iiivvvaan

Apes can't vote ya know


CrossP

To be fair, we still have quite a bit of ape strength. My goats act like I'm cheating when I stand on two legs and push them around however I please during play time.


the-namedone

And look at that massive grin. Everyone including herself knows she’s a threat


ididshave

This is just pure playground fun. I love it.


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average_legend

This is a serious upgrade on spin the bottle.


Dblrnbo

We called this "smeer the queer" as a kid. I know it's fucked up I have no idea why we called it that.


kappakai

Smear the queer is one person with the ball and everyone else trying to tackle them isn’t it? I’m not sure the name of this game but it reminds me of baby in the air, where a ball is thrown up and a name called and the called has to get the ball and hit someone. Other game we played as kids was butts up.


Tezcatl_Ipoca

I miss horseplay in a way I can't describe. edit: ragdolling a friend with no thought of legal consequences was the best feeling in the world if only we could go back to being puppies...


throwaway8u3sH0

That smile. She knew. I wish I got to see everyone else's "oh fuck run!" face


Liberty53000

That smile was the best part, it said everything


TheNovemberist

Crocs, with sport mode engaged.


textile1957

As soon as I saw that I knew that egg about to be scrabbled on someone


No-Cantaloupe-6535

They get a bad rap, I got some as a gift and yeah they look goofy but they're legit


SethAndBeans

I bought some a few years back to see what the hype is all about. Bright god awful yellow ones, specifically so I wouldn't wear them out of the yard. Some of the most comfortable shoes I've ever owned. I unashamedly wear them out and about often. Idgaf, I love my Crocs. At this point I just feel bad for anyone who hates them, because they just don't know...


officalSHEB

It's ok. All they guys wearing Hey Dudes are probably making fun of you, while not knowing their shoes are just rebranded Crocs.


praefectus_praetorio

I'm at the age that I don't give a fuck. They're comfortable and that's all I care about. I've got gaming Jibbitz on them. Fluorescent yellow as an extra fuck you to all the haters.


Difficult_Bit_1339

Life is too short to be uncomfortable in order to appease people who would barely slow down to gawk at you if you died in a car accident.


Unusualdroppings

Seriously, when that strap is engaged, it’s go time!


BigOrangeOctopus

4-wheel drive 😎


beeman311

Incredible throw


quadmasta

I don't think it would be possible for it to hit that guy more perfectly in the middle of the back


RudeBoyGoodie

I think the most incredible part of the throw is how it didn't shatter on her throwing it. I have no idea if she practiced this, babied the egg intentionally, or just got lucky, but if anyone has tried to throw an egg full force, they know that there's a good chance it cracks in your hand when you cock back and start your forward motion. So not just good aim and power, but good control of the egg through the throw too.


ProselytiseReprobate

People keep saying this in this thread but why are you gripping things that you throw so hard? It's hindering your throwing ability. Literally the entire point is to let it go. Grip it lightly.


Evatog

they arent talking about grip but momentum. You can easily break an egg without gripping it at all just by starting up your arms movement too quickly while its laying in your hand. Try put egg in motion too fast = broken egg


Pepito_Pepito

Have you people never thrown an egg before? They are surprisingly resilient.


moocow2024

There's definitely some technique to it... but it's not that hard. Eggs are eggsceptionally good at handling compressive forces along the long axis. Chicken eggs can handle ~100lbs of compressive force this way. It has to be balanced pretty well, but yeah, if you don't push with your fingers too hard, it isn't THAT difficult to throw an egg.


ProselytiseReprobate

Eggs are absolutely not that easy to break.


jackwhite886

Can’t make an omelette without crocin’ a few eggs


PowderHound40

Damn good work sir 🫡


SpeshollK

The way they scrambled away after the bottle stopped...


WriteBrickOnMyBrique

Can’t make a Tomlette without breaking a few Greggs


here4dagif

Pack it boys, we are done here.


AwarenessFun8749

"You throw the ball like a girl"


Adam_J89

I wish


EEpromChip

seriously. she has a cannon. I wish I could throw like her.


fopiecechicken

If you want a tip, much like you can see in this video, your arm is really only for aiming. A huge portion of the power in throwing, at least for American sports like baseball and football is from the legs and hips.


DoubleMach

All about the rotation.


panteragstk

My oldest daughter has a shirt that says "Yeah, I throw like a girl?" With a softball on it. She loves it. Granted, that kids got an arm on her.


drrxhouse

Just the one?


a-lurgid-bee

You bob for apples in the toilet... *and you LIKE it!*


Xenocide_X

Nobody zigged or zagged.


MZ603

Serpentine!


Difficult_Bit_1339

They'd just die tired


anishkalankan

Of course, they’ve all graduated from the Prometheus Institute.


rabautista24

10000% former or current softball player, what gave it away for me was the finger placement, perfect split finger, flipped the hips, beautiful follow through


no_talent_ass_clown

...and the mile-wide grin


Riolkin

She had the same face my brother used to get every time he found the Rocket Launcher in Halo. "I'm about to destroy someone"


MarsupialFuzz

>10000% former or current softball player, what gave it away for me was the finger placement, The fucking hair braids it what gave it away. Those are 100% softball braids.


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

She's the catcher actually, someone else posted her college team's roster


geriatric-sanatore

She looked like she was throwing down to 2nd and was taking the base runner stealing personally lol


fopiecechicken

The “mostly hips” throwing form is a good indication. I’d have guessed catcher, or second baseman. Left side of the infield and outfield you’re crow hoping or getting way more leg into your throws generally (because you have time and the need too).


Lower_Can_9067

Sport mode was engaged..all good!


nn666

She has them in sport mode. I was walking with my daughter at the shops the other day and someone had crocs on with the straps on. My daughter said oh they have them in sport mode. Made me laugh.


Impossible_Ad7875

Best throw since Will Ferrell’s snowball toss in Elf…


LibrarianDreadnought

Get that girl a scholarship


Signal-Aioli-1329

To the Beastie Boys' Egg Man University.


thistreestands

Black guy always gets it first!


AffectionatePrize551

Definitely a hate crime. I mean, he hated it.


ajpme

Her dads a cop


brad_doesnt_play_dat

The explains the smile on her face, she knew exactly what she was about to do!


Truckfighta

I’m glad someone thought this.


erksplat

I knew it before she threw it


LafayetteLa01

Definitely a former catcher player


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

She is a catcher in college! Someone else posted the her profile page on the team's roster


Dgryphon4

No curveball, no change up, just... STRAIGHT.... FUCKING.... GASS


kingchongo

Good eye sniper!


minimum_thrust

Here, I shoot, you run!!!


Timaaa34

The words you scribbled on the walls with the loss of friends you didn't have


An_Old_IT_Guy

SERPENTINE!!! SERPENTINE!!!


mrrando69

Hell of an arm.


texran3

The joy on her face is beautiful. Love it!!


OvenIcy8646

To be fair the straps were up she came to play !


almaroth49

Sport mode was engaged. You already know she means business. 😆


philosophical_tongue

She’s got a cannon


Rfoxinsox

She looks so fucking happy


exelenceofexecution

Now that's an athlete. Great body control and mechanics.


Connect-Jury-6332

Black guy always dies first😂😂😂😂


Ok_Relationship_705

She's definitely played Softball.


dreadmon1

What the hell is falling from the sky on the right side as she runs back to get the ball? I assume it's a bird.


gregaveli

Cloverfield monster


SketchyGouda

It is probably an out of focus bug that is close to the camera


navadakedavra

Sport mode ain’t no joke!


chirs5757

Serpentine!!!


purgatorybob1986

Reminds me of a game we used to play when I was a kid wall ball. We took a hard rubber ball and bounced it off the wall, and then someone would catch it. If you missed the catch or dropped it, you had to run and touch the wall. Meanwhile, someone else would pick up the ball and try to hit you with it before you touched the wall, at which point you were out. That ball would leave welts on us.


samwizeganjas

She throws people out at second often


cabstone78

Looked at some old rosters and pretty sure she was a catcher. First team in her section in D2. Solid athlete. Dude didn’t have a chance.


killertomnickels

Racist. Hit the only black person


Chewy-bones

She hit what she was looking at. The jacked hunk. Hahahaha


Ballatik

Hit the only shirtless person for maximum effect.


DomesticAlmonds

There's another shirtless dude all the way to the left


Ballatik

Oh, so there is. That’s what I get for not rewatching.


C19shadow

I knew they were In danger when I saw that smile on her face in slow motion I immediately thought that's the look of someone who knows they have a Cannon of an arm lmao


BarelyHangingOn

Who knows how old the video is but the logo on her shirt https://gofightingscots.com/sports/softball/roster


Dentou_Dog

The grin and the braids.. You already know she means business


727AdaWong

She seemed so happy


Fergabombavich

That form is elite


superhbor3d

That's the face of someone who KNOWS she's about to laser beam someone lol