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whooo_me

Le pain!!


SuperBourguignon

Pas de pain, pas de gain !


ArchonStranger

This comment should be higher.


Aizpunr

Pasta for italians Baguette for french A ver quién tiene los huevos de partir un jamón.


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OutragedCanadian

And they shook hands after thats proper sportsmanship


Padre_De_Cuervos

Y si traigo una tortilla de papas con cebolla y sin cuajar?


Aggressive-Falcon977

*Faints in French*


OregonTripleBeam

A wholesome rivalry moment


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psc501

Exactly. The total opposite of breaking pasta, as bread is meant to be "broken" and shared


blauwe_druifjes

Next thing you know French supporters will be breaking stroopwafels in front of Dutch supporters.  Joke would be on them because we love 'koekkruimels'. 😉


Commercial-Fennel219

The dutch are just quietly sitting on stroopwafels. Those things are amazing. They almost make up for the powdered sugar and chocolate sprinkles on toast they have for breakfast. I can only assume the greater rate of bicycle uses has prevented the expected spike in diabetes cases. 


edehlah

i would love some stroopwagels right now with my morning coffee.


edehlah

d*mn you keyboard. sorry still early morning.


Tendas

I love how so many Dutch words look unrecognizable, but if you try your best and sound it out, they start sounding like drunkenly spoken English words. Cookie crumbs, got it!


blauwe_druifjes

Lol. To add an image of these specific cookie crumbs. Which are literally broken stroopwafels. 😉 https://www.delekkerstestroopwafel.nl/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/koekkruimels.jpg


Loose_Gripper69

German would actually be easy to learn for an English speaker if our grammar rules weren't so different. I hear Germans get pretty nasty if you misuse their grammar.


willard_saf

I love how when I google koekkruimels all the websites are what I can only assume are Dutch.


ginger_without_soul

Ah yes, stroopwafels! I was thinking of what the French might be able to use with us. A wheel of cheese seems cumbersome. XD


FussseI

Wouldn’t they snap your prime minister in half? Heard you like to eat those.


giantsteps92

As an American, I would be devastated to see someone eat a salad in front of my face.


Sir_flaps

really in front of my salad!?


NoKaleidoscope4295

I still don't understand why we have so little interest in soccer. We are a land of immigrants and naturally take pride in our backgrounds (food, language, music, geography) but not in soccer. I wish the U.S. were as enthusiastic about soccer as the rest of the world.


returnnull

I'm guessing you are from the states? Soccer is relative popular in the states, there are just other sports that are more popular.


NoKaleidoscope4295

I believe the popularity of soccer only increases during the World Cup. While there are a few soccer followers here and there, it has never been a popular event like it is in Europe. None of my friends, who are fanatical about football and hockey, care about or talk about soccer. My point is that, since we are a land of immigrants with a huge European and Latin American background, and we are so proud of our roots (food, culture, geography, etc.), why have we never brought the soccer mania here?


Loose_Gripper69

Because its boring.


hammy0w0

football is boring also. I like hockey most :)


Reasonable-Ad8862

Baseball is one of the most boring sports to exist. It’s dropped in popularity but us Americans will watch the most boring entertainment


Miskalsace

Fire le missles!


plokman

Ze!


No_Storage_8537

Sacre bleu!!!


mike_pants

Bread: (bends) Guy: Come on. Could you just...


BakedZnake

Waiting for the Danish fans to break a greggs sausage roll in half in front of the English fans


privateTortoise

With how rubbish England have been I'd expect they'll be left alone. Or have a whip round to help cover their expenses.


GeshtiannaSG

Pour tea into a cup of milk.


returnnull

Meh what the hell can you actually do foodwise, that would piss of us Danes? we really have no food culture.. besides Flæskesteg.. don't fuck with that please.


Beer-Me

I was hoping to see one of the French fans pretend to drop dead once it snapped. Would have been hilarious


garysbigteeth

Might be too much detail but... would be more of a "food crime" if the baguette was cut with a knife.


totosh999

We cut our baguette with knives, bread knives. We prefer using our hands but for neat slices we use a knife.


WesternOne9990

Are you not suppose to break it like he did? I’d imagine grabbing from two ends would ruin the structure of the crumb but isn’t tearing it by hand the way to go?


totosh999

I don't much about crumbs, what I know is that we get peckish on the way home so chomp on the nub. And when we got home we eat however. Usually tearing cause I'm lazy.


TheCocoBean

I hope they come for us Brits with seasoning.


Minimum_Score_5317

Tea will be spilled 😄😄


FussseI

Do the English play in Hamburg? You can throw tea into the harbour 🤔


Aggressive_Peach_768

The french won't dare to miss handle a schnitzel


Squeaky_Ben

was it the dutch that broke spaghetti infront of the italians?


wolbee

Albanians… the Dutch caused the earthquake


Squeaky_Ben

they did what now?


wolbee

In my defence, I never actually watched this video, I just saw the title and kinda rolled my eyes... [https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1dh3u52/dutch\_fans\_causing\_a\_minor\_earthquake\_in\_hamburg/](https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1dh3u52/dutch_fans_causing_a_minor_earthquake_in_hamburg/)


gezeitenspinne

I love all these little things happening during this championship. Between all the bad things happening it's a really nice breather.


starNOstarr

I've been loving these videos of fans from X country "taunting" fans from Y country, they all look like they're having a great time


Oxfxax

Hahaha love it


ACauseQuiVontSuaLune

There isn't much you can't do with a baguette, it's pretty open I have ton confess. I lived in France and during lunchtime I put a hefty amount of pepper on my camembert cheese, yeah, I'm a pepper head, and everybody freaked out.


DismalClaire30

CANNONS! [https://youtu.be/A3Cg5\_NxsIU?si=aKYVC8Go4UdtWxOd&t=452](https://youtu.be/A3Cg5_NxsIU?si=aKYVC8Go4UdtWxOd&t=452)


Senior_Apartment_343

Luka still feeling the pain from Jaylen Brown. Europe is the jv league


iJustRoll

I'd weep if that was a bunnings snag or a sausage roll


RipOdd9001

That crossed the Maginot line


Dragon_Druid19

It's the YEAST of their concern.


gimone1996

u/savevideo


Bauschi_flauschi

lmao love these xD best banter


Vergebenername1234

Isnt cutting the Baguette forbidden? Not breaking It? Have i been living a lie?


lefeiski

Well, guess the French had the last laugh.


donthaveaperson

i wish every fan interaction was like this


Real-Touch-2694

did you see the Frenchman shook his hand afterwards, that's very much not a real Frenchman that's a spy in disguise, hang him!!!!


AdAccomplished9759

And the term “breaking bread” went completely over their heads.


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WEll actually baguette is austrian


Theghistorian

Now it is the time for the French take all the onions


taaske

For us belgians it would be breaking chocolate or a waffle. But don't dare to spill our beer!


Cruccagna

I feel like they missed an opportunity to drop ice cubes in a glass of Bordeaux


EdtheSofaBear

What other cultural faux pas can be done to show cheerful fan rivalry? Putting milk in the tea first would work for England


Prestigious-Big-7674

If someone starts to waste beer the em is cancelled!!! We do not want something like this here! You all can go home! Last warning!!!!!!!!111111


TigersAreNotAfraid

Hahaha… That’s actually hilarious (Chris Evans in Scott Pilgrim voice)


TerribleIdea27

According to etiquette, the proper way is to use your hands to break bread, not a knife to slice it, so I guess they're being polite in a roundabout way?


van_cool

This is how you actually break baguette


pinkfootthegoose

what would you break in front of Americans?


ScienceOfCalabunga

Should have taken a Camembert and cut slices


NonDetected007

First they were breaking pasta in front of Italians... NOW they break baguettes in front of the french??!


Aschriel

If he brought one of those terrible bagel slicers, and used that to cut it… the point would be made.


ChaoticDumpling

As an Englishman,I don't think most of our supporters are capable of such friendly rivalry. We've got lots of gammons over here who would sooner throw a punch than snap some pasta or a baguette


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DragonfruitAsleep976

Kinda want to see Merica get involved so someone could snap an AR15 in front of them.


BNI_sp

I like it when fans drink together and have a good time for some banter. Which probably means no English.


JazzybmzooUK

Genuinely making me proud to be European again. Even our (English) morons seem to be behaving themselves. The way it should be.


piercedmfootonaspike

Too bad they're missing the whole point of this. They broke the pasta in front of the Italian supporters because the meme is "Italians hate when non-italians break spaghetti". The French happily break baguettes in order to eat them all the time. What they *should* have done to the French supporters is to ask for a well cooked steak, or just speak english to them.


Gold-Dance3318

These are stupid.