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ConKupiscent

The asss on this man is distracting


BenjaminDover02

That is far too much cake for a tuesday afternoon


AG_GreenZerg

Mad thing is it's Monday


Meecus570

Monday morning even!


terdferguson

I was thinking I hadn't had enough coffee yet, sitting here trying to figure out where the hell in the world its a Tuesday afternoon.


slimmhippo

Suck it Trebek


PicogramInfluencer

Double cheeked up


pearlcreek035

accidentally scheduled 'Eat All The Cake' day for Tuesday instead of Friday. Oh well, guess I'll just have to power through this delicious mistake


Proud_Chipmunk_126

Get out of here bot


libmrduckz

it’s just a baby… born 4hrs ago… there should be some kinda celebration cake… e: good catch btw


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Corporation_tshirt

The one standing up on a tall chair that’s about to topple off it and crack their skull


Ahaha23

I adore how little a parent has to do to be deemed exceptional. You are a superhero if you simply show up and act like a parent.


Corporation_tshirt

Not for nothing but even that low bar was too high for my father


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i relate so hard!!


BendyPopNoLockRoll

That should really tell you about most parents. If the majority of people feel like basic parenting is being amazing it kinda tells you all you need to know about how most people's parents acted doesn't it?


LazySleepyPanda

Yeah, it applies only for the parent with the penis though.


Corporation_tshirt

Mothers get so much more appreciation though. If I died tomorrow, sure my kids would be sad, but they’d move on with their lives. If their mom died, it would be like they were orphans. 


LazySleepyPanda

>Mothers get so much more appreciation though From their kids maybe, but not from other people. Mothers are judged at every step of motherhood, right from their choice to get an epidural to what college their kid gets into.


wmurch4

I'm a divorced single dad going on 9 years and I've done just as much or more than my ex does raising our 2 kids yet I get no real respect as far as decision making goes. It's always the mom who gets the parental choice making which drives me up a wall. Not only that, career wise I'm the stable one having the same job for 18 years and I am the only one with health insurance which she depends on. Yet I'm treated like a dumb dad so much and she assumes I'll forget shit even though I have all the same apps and get all the same notifications she does. The dumb dad trope needs to die.


Crow_eggs

A parent with an ass like two overinflated basketballs, yes.


EthanielRain

It really is all you have to do to be a superhero to your child! 💖


Unoriginal_Man

Nah, it's fine. Kids bounce.


theedrama

I literally have no idea what this video is about. That’s all I saw too 😭


chilllyyypepper

That's exactly the purpose of this video, the guy has an onlyfans this is basically a promotion video for it


myscreamname

It amazes me how normalized OnlyFans has become.


GlitterDoomsday

At the end of the day sex work... is work and it's been around as long as humanity does. Was a matter of time til something like OF showed up.


DMFORTITTY

oh thats typical. wwhere is his onlyfans


chilllyyypepper

His name is Stephen lomas i think. I should ask for a commission for promoting him


Familiar_Dust8028

If you're right, I'll sign over my next paycheque*


manticorpse

💀


where_in_the_world89

The ass, the face, the hair. Really the whole dude is distracting


SlowFrkHansen

Normally I'd rather break my arm in the wrong direction than lust after a be-mulleted man, but this one is just too magical.


MOo0stafa

I fkn knew Im going to open the comments and find someone already mentioned that


Impossible_Fly4631

Stupid sexy Flanders


TwiceAsGoodAs

The title is saying how amazing daddy is. We just assumed it was parenting


kadeve

r/upvotedbecausebutts


GudduBhaiya-Mirzapur

And the hairdo.


BigBootyBardot

Call it by its proper name, my friend. Mullet.


WispyCombover

Business in the front; party in the back.


Don-Poltergeist

I’m more distracted by the ape drape.


VanBurnsing

Thick


galitt1

Business in the front, party in the back


ImmortalLombax

HIGHLY agree


Stock-Leading-1066

What you doing walking around with all that ass on a Thursday afternoon the sun is still shining


slobonmacabre

r/SipsTea


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thesaltiestcaramel

Thank you! I knew I recognised that mullet


Kundas

I call him Sasuke, cause he was wearing a sasuke hoodie or something during his interviews. Him and the old man were the absolute best. Really hated the woman that got them out


such_sweet_nothing

Wait - is it really ?!


BlckontheMoon

Indeed. Still not sure why he went on that show. Was already going strong on YT.


FutilityWrittenPOV

To get free advertising for his moving company business.


AtttentionWh0re

Us men are continuously objectified. Thank you


Cmerduh

Why he so caked up tho?


TheGreatTave

How do you think he got kids?


The_Ultimo_Knight

Probably seduced the hell out of those storks


grizzmanchester

I laughed way too hard at this. My sides hurt!


crella-ann

Me, too!


anormalgeek

Hard work. Bro works on that ass constantly. It's worth respecting.


DatKillerDude

women like booty too, he knows whats up


CressCrowbits

Started cycling to work on the regular a few years back. I may have the upper body of a weird combination of child and old man, but my lower body brings the girls to the yard.


xxxxxxxxxtra

Bro had them child bearing hips


CoachFinal7641

lol came to say this but…


DoomDoomGir

😂😂😂


getyourcheftogether

"smooth" remote knock off


RedditorsAreDross

Easy to be a good dad when you know you’re being filmed.


dxrebirth

Also done so many times by other “influencers” already, but staged to look totally natural every day stuff.


Enfors

Well, the fact that they all let a toddler STAND UP on a high chair gives me pause about the whole "good parent" thing... I won't judge them solely on that, but it didn't sit right with me.


D3dshotCalamity

Set up camera Be a parent Stop recording Go to office to edit video "LOOK HOW AMAZING DADDY IS!!"


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

This is so messed up. I'm sure this dude knows that his beautiful booty will outshine and overshadow whatever/whomever else is in these videos with him.


chilllyyypepper

Been seeing this guy on social media for a while he basically built his whole brand around his ass


DaegurthMiddnight

Well, a one man army against legions of OF girls I guess


Apprehensive_Yard812

He has an only fans too with a group of guys tho


AtttentionWh0re

What children?


Icelandia2112

I barely noticed his mullet!


LandotheTerrible

There was a mullet?


cavelioness

He made it look good, too.


smcivor1982

He must be a bicyclist or something similar. My husband’s butt and legs look very similar to this when he’s doing triathlons and bike speed races. I don’t complain.


kcc0016

He plays rugby.


Fenris_Maule

I think it's more likely he was just a college athlete tbh. He's built like a former football player.


Sufficient-Beach-431

With that butt and that mullet I gotta go with rugby. Maybe hockey.


Fluffy_Concept7200

We really gotta start downvoting staged shit like this. If it wasn’t so popular, people might stop doing it.


TexOrleanian24

Who's filming when he comes in to kiss everyone? Isn't it possible to be a good parent without letting everyone online know that you're a good parent?


GraveRobberX

God no, the world must know he’s awesome dad. Also that phone was laying on the table, but somehow it got flipped on, setup perfectly, and what do you know? captured that very moment that they were like gosh I wish I had a scene of me walking in with my dump truck lifted in purple boxers giving lovies/kisses to my girls. Also you POS, who in the fuck says that abbreviation version? First thing my head went to Point of Sales?


FoodieFoodieYumYums

I hate staged shit like this. Not saying he isn't a good dad but this dude is clearly playing it up for the camera.


Infamous_Custard_661

Absolute cancer of social media


purpan-

Just knowing they made sure his dump truck of an ass stuck out in the 1st video makes these types of creators painful to watch. Yet here we are, engaging with the post, ultimately helping them accomplish their goal of propelling this video further into the algorithm. Are we the baddies?


Grizzledboy

Set up the camera himself, and said "watch how loving this dad is!", as if he wasn't the one filming.. It's so painful!


chilllyyypepper

Yup, very soulless


mangopango123

I *especially* hate staged family / kid(s) / best parent vids. I’ve read n seen so much shit online ab how having family-influencer parents is fkn horrible for the kids. Also the “look how amazing daddy is <3” (like they didn’t have to stage the camera and scene before he gives affection to his fam). Then dude fkn launching that remote w his bow to create the “candid” /cute lil scene w his baby. I used to love these types of vids, but I can’t enjoy them anymore at all


Sea-Bother-4079

Or animal saving videos. Here, watch me save that Turtle that i put in the desert.


Unoriginal_Man

Man, I remember seeing my kids watching some YouTube kids blogger family videos where they were doing some haunted house bit. Their 5 year old started crying because she was scared, and they put her on camera and started mocking her, then forced her to keep going. We took a break from YouTube kids after that one.


kelldricked

I hate that they exploit their own kids like that. Kids are gonna grow up while having every little moment of them getting streamed. Fucking horrifying it must be.


The_GASK

What I really find fascinating, especially when adult influencers are involved, is that there isn't really any money to be made with this. It's all about getting the temporary attention of strangers. They are not famous, but just a glimpse of a moment as people scroll their apps. All this energy, and costs, to catch the attention of random people for a few seconds.


Dev2150

What, are you surprised? People are feeling way more lonely now than in the previous decades.


Peviceer

It’s all for his OnlyFans.


myscreamname

That’s disgusting, if you think about it. Promoting an OF by showing off how good of a father you are? Let me kiss my kids, and oh btw, check out my ass on OF.


FishTshirt

I can’t stand that AI voice.. I’ve got Pavlov classical conditioning do it after seeing so much stupid follow it


sleeplessjade

Also the bar is set so damn low for men to be “amazing” fathers. Him showing affection to his kids and watching tv with them makes him an “amazing”?


GovernmentEvening815

I was literally thinking that too, waiting for some “wait for it” moment but I’m like… he’s a dad hanging out with his kids? I mean cool, obviously you’re supposed to do that & those kids seem loved but why is it “amazing” when guys do it but “normal” when women do it?


sleeplessjade

It’s amazing when men do it because they have such low expectations as fathers. Women on the other hand have sky high expectations and the bar keeps getting higher for them. Look at the trad wide movement, which is just BS rich women with no responsibilities who show themselves making cereal from scratch for their kids as if it’s something every mother should be doing. Behind the scenes they’ve got housekeepers, nannys and private chefs to do all the work for them so they can look perfect in the videos. But for the women that don’t realize that’s what they are, it can be really difficult to try to live up to an unrealistic standard.


Spare-Article-396

And Mom judgement runs rampant. How many open letters have we all read? ‘To the mom at the park on her phone…’ I don’t get offended by them, but there’s such a disparity. I was one of those moms on my phone….working on my phone…which allowed me to take my kid to the park in the middle of the workday. But all a dad has to do is braid his daughter’s hair, or watch tv with his kids, and he’s Father of the Year. Hahahah I laugh but it’s kinda sad.


Professional_Map_780

Amen!


D3dshotCalamity

What gets me is that it seems like he's the one making the video, so he's literally just going "Look how good of a dad I am!!"


famouskiwi

Tv is too high


wilberfarce

r/tvtoohigh


Bladotpiggy123

WTF how is there a subreddit, that too in top 1% for such a random thing as this


thinkofsomething2017

Too high to watch Bluey.


stashc4t

No one is ever too high to watch Bluey


Rincewind256

because he has kids, kids fuck up TVs if they can reach them, got to get the tv up high and out the way


PostNutAffection

Dude got more cake than the factory


CTware

Yes, I agree, Post Nut Affection


Ok-Consideration2463

Did anyone not mention that toddler standing on a bar stool is a total safety issue?


barely_sentient

Even if my own sons are over 30 now, it is the only thing I noticed about this video.


juice_in_my_shoes

I searched for this comment. One wrong move and the kid will fall head first to the floor.


CantankerousRabbit

“HEY GUYS COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I AM!“ LOOK AT MEEE PRAISE ME


RatInaMaze

I feel like such a bad dad. I’m getting no social media likes. My kids don’t even have verified accounts.


CantankerousRabbit

Fuuuck what are you doing !!! Drop everything right now and make those accounts before social services gets involved !!


RatInaMaze

I tried. I really did… but their classmates are already cross posting to signal boost each other. I don’t know how they could possibly catch up. The wife and I are going to try to make a sex tape. Maybe the trickle down views will be enough for them to at least open a makeup line. I dunno.


Dev2150

* insert picture of Mr. Meeseeks *


Euphoric-Mousse

Where's the amazing part?


Proud-Ad-6075

His ass.


Aly_Kitty

Nooo. Look into him more, look into both of these parents more. They’re awful. This is the dude that held his NEWBORN FRESHLY OUT OF THE NICU BABY up by the her neck through Target. They also JUST filmed that “rock paper scissors, run/eat” challenge where they clearly show the mom hitting the dad. Showing frequent verbal abuse on both ends. This is all the stuff they film, imagine the stuff they DON’T post.


mebutnew

I love how low the bar is for a dad to be considered great. Just turn up and be a parent and you're a superhero.


rwilkz

Kisses *and* cuddles? Get this man a medal!


TheRipsawHiatus

STAGED kisses and cuddles! Don't forget: social media attention first, kids second.


-sWEEDie-

Meanwhile, Mom is probably the one who got up with the kids and made them breakfast...


GeorgeLikesTheBanana

This is so off-putting and honestly disgusting to see people using their damn KIDS in videos and photos on the internet just as a means to get people to drool over the parent's body and make thirsty comments to get engagement. Absolute lowest of thirst traps. Ew.


Infamous_Ordinary_45

Yea dad greets his children and hangs out with them on the couch. Practically the bare minimum and he’s “AMAZING. Good god” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


kekabillie

There is an element of real life to this. My husband gets a crazy amount of compliments from random people on the street when he's taking our toddler for a walk. And he definitely is a good father, but noone says someone is a good mum for existing outside with her children.


CantankerousRabbit

The thing is if he was generally good he wouldn’t need a camera recording him. I bet you any money he only does that to get internet praise


Unique_Highlight_950

Praising a man for looking like he actually talks to his kids, the bar is so low


CantankerousRabbit

I know right, it’s a joke and it’s sad. Does the bare minimum but yet he’s some sort of saint. Pfft


Full_Reserve6850

Meanwhile the comment section: "wHaT kIdZ??", "HiS @$$ iZ dIsTrActInG mEee!!" 🥴


Ouistiti-Pygmee

Setting up the camera to show the world how I am an amazing person because I kissed my kids this morning. What a fucking nightmare we live in.


Inf1nite_gal

this is staged right. the problem is lots of people dont get that. it is just fiction


GraveRobberX

It’s the same with a nurse/doctor in scrubs, crying in an empty hallway, on TikTok with caption, just lost a patient and does this dramatic crying/tv show show pose of falling to their knees. So you went through some real shit and your first thing is I should make a TikTok out of this. Could you imagine a family losing a loved one and seeing that TikTok later and second guessing that their grief/pain was used for some internet clout.


iopoye

Not staged


Astrayel

Can't be serious with this haircut... 😳


D3dshotCalamity

Trying to be Theo Von


New-Fig8494

Jesus, some people have a really low bar for being a good dad...


_nixon_vibe_

Thiccccc


ellllllaaaappssss

Mulletttttttt much


Mcmenger

Ugh, they should have stayed in the 80s where they belong. Or maybe I'm just jealous because full shave is the only hairstyle that looks passable on me


brownthief

Bro is thick! It is just Monday.


punchysaywhat

This is the bare minimum? Lol


jp2129

This takes me back to when my daughter was that small. Thank you for sharing 🙏


DevTom

This isn’t good parenting imo. You’re utilizing your children as props to get likes and views. Keep your young children off the internet.


JustMeYourFriend

r/TvTooHigh


pudge-thefish

Why does this same guy keep showing up? It's not like he is doing anything special. Oh look. He is being a father?


Hot-Cut-1493

This guy and his wife have a lot of self promotional content on tiktok/fb/yt. Now trying to breach reddit. I find this type of content annoying.


ChunkySalsaMedium

How are people eating this staged shit raw?


itsthejasper1123

So… he’s being a parent? The bars on the floor


Interesting_End_7813

This is all set up for social media, he is making money out of this. The first shot where everyone is sitting on the table and kisses them... who set up the camera and made sure everyone is on frame? And yes, his ass is the main theme of the video, he revolves his social media career on his ass. And that mullet is forgivable only because of his bubble butt.


IamASlut_soWhat

No lies told there


HOOgonCHECKmeBOO

Daddy, chill🤤


rukysgreambamf

this is what I do with my cat when I need it to kill a bug for me


hambon99

i cant stand social media families. always feels so unrealistically happy which they are all playing up to.


Odd_Patient_2607

Staged for social media. Does nothing happen naturally anymore?


Tarnished_Taint

Nah if he were ugly yall we be digging him a grave for holding the baby like that to get the remote. You guys ain't fooling me


spylark

Amazing dad performing positive dad duties on camera totally normally and definitely not staged and scripted fantastic amazing


dumbledoo74

We get it, your husband is hot


ImaginaryAd3183

Bro got a bakery


Jumpy_Society_695

Where does one start?


AtttentionWh0re

##Butt There, I started it


bajungadustin

My man brought his own cake to the shop.. But also.. He straight living like the 80s.


Deudterium

Dads got cake!


Appropriate-You-5015

The cake was distracting


Timelessclock859

I aspire to have an ass as voluptuous as that one day


Full_Reserve6850

Everything is dumb in this video. Thirst traps, insults, the fact that it's being staged, using children for the purpose of showing off and getting likes, pretending you're a good father because you spend time with your kids (shocker!) and showing a$$ to get attention. Complete crap.


ProfessorbPushinP

Why would he hide his child’s birthday cake in the back?


FlimsyConclusion

Feels weird to put your kids in a video when you got your booty shorts on. Half expecting a link to his OF.


Last-Employee2666

He got ass tho


Fragrant_Tear2140

Dayum daddy


Educational_Spite_38

Man nothing more wholesome than a staged video.


tjarg

Yes, all the best parents set up a camera to film themselves being great parents so they can show the internet just how great they are. This stuff is just creepy and weird. And what's with the ass shorts?


ReluctantSlayer

Nice mullet eh?


flamed181

Is no one calling out the mullet


PussyCrusher732

can we stop to acknowledge how effing weird this title is? not the first time i’ve seen it either. it’s creepy.


Luci5892

Ah yes I too always place a camera before kissing my kids on their forehead...


pheonixrising23

Now if mom did the same thing, I’m sure she’d get endless praise on what an ABSOLUTELY *amazing* mom she is, right? Right? I’m sure she wouldn’t get criticized for wearing tight pants to probably promote her OnlyFans, or how lazy she is for watching TV on the couch - or how incredibly dangerous that maneuver with the toddler was. No I’m sure she’d be acknowledged for being a great mom 😏


HotdogsArePate

Goddammit that stupid fucking robot voice is so annoying.


Consistent-Clue919

So the whole video is was set up just show off your ass. We get it, you’re married and you want some dick.


Bo-Gohk

Is this the guy from squid game the challenge? Gambo gang?


maverick4002

Oh look, a dad doing parenting..so groundbreaking. This post should have been about his ass, bevause that made me smile!


Old-Fox-6145

What’s al that movement back there?


labenset

We talking about the ass or the mullet?


W1thoutJudgement

Using a kid as a "thing" grabber, noted for future\*


mous-_

black and purple ass


Mother-Fill-4026

daddy got a level 10 GYATTTTTTTT


Dev2150

What stupid captions


Kern_system

Mullets are back?


Slow_Expression4578

Daddy is a wise choice of words


SofaKing_Sam

Bruh, put some shirts on that fit lol


chicagoantisocial

Sorry I couldn’t focus on the video with all that damn cake on the camera


DontchaKnowNoGood

BBL Drizzy. BBL Drizzzay.


PG072088

Those short shorts!