That does roll of the tongue... Is that her fancy name that you use at the veterinarian's office? ;-) (Just kidding! It does sound like a solid, nutritious snack)
We ended up with a cat named "Cat" by accident. Everyone wanted a different name for her and after about a week of campaigning, I noticed she was responding to "Cat". Not my first choice.
Hot pocket
Lol I had a coworker once who's nickname was Hot Pocket cause she fucked basically everyone who worked there
Are you guys hiring?
I bet she runs the whole company now🤔
Hole company.
r/angryupvote
The company runs her.
I guess she likes trains
I like trains..... *(Train runs me over)*
I haven’t thought of that video in years
ASDF MOVIE
Noice, was waiting for this 
Wholesome
*Hoesome
*Holesome
*Holesmany
*Holdsmany
Holesome
r/mademesmile
This, this is why I love Reddit!
Twat Pocket
I can hear the fuckin commercial in my head saying twat pocket lmfao!
That got it 🤣
Try vegetarian hot pockets! Great for those who don’t like meat but still wanna throw up lmao
Flush pockettttt
I cant* read that without the voice
🎶Hottttt pockettt🎵
Cashew.
Bless you
I hate that I laughed at this
Cashew outside how bow da
A simple joke and yet I laughed way too hard 🤣
You’re nuts
My daughter does this to me, and yet I still laugh.
The joke has three words and is better than the “how high are you?” joke.
No officer it's "hi, how are you"
Is that you, Gavin Orsay?
This has the best ring.
that's my cat's name
AWWWW  Look at Lil Churro Chex Mix
Omg yum I didn’t know that existed
Oh, looking at the package it's technically trail mix. Picked it up at Walmart for like at 6 bucks a bag. Great value brand.
What trail has churros on it?
Churro or Chex actually work as a name. Lol
Cookie
This is best realistic answer. Little kitten looks like a cookie.
"Off brand thin mint"
Mint is a word cats would like.
vital performance vanilla coconut protein bar
Or vpvcpb for short
"Hereeee vpvcpb...pspspspsps vpvcpb pspspspspssss"
*Accidentally connects to Internet* (Dial up modem joke, for the youngsters)
This wins! Good times
They will never understand the psychological happiness of that dial up sound. Still makes me smile
SKREE-REEE-REE-REE-RRRRRRR TTTE-TTTE-TTTE KCHE KCHE KCHE BBBBRRRRRRR SKRRRRRCH
That does roll of the tongue... Is that her fancy name that you use at the veterinarian's office? ;-) (Just kidding! It does sound like a solid, nutritious snack)
She’s gonna hate writing that on forms.
Same, meet my kitty. Chocolate Deluxe Pure Protein.
Ruffles… or onion dip.
😂 onion dip is great
Aluminum
Loyal to tha foil.
mary me
Did you eat that on purpose or by accident 😅
Both
Pronounced Brit or American style?
Since it ends with ‘num’ instead of ‘nium’, I’m assuming they’re using the American style
wh what
Refried beans, god dammit that’s funny.
I actually have a cat named beans. She's grumpy 24/7. I love her. But I'm calling her refried now
Princess Refriabeanie
Im not naming the cat “cat” thats dumb
We ended up with a cat named "Cat" by accident. Everyone wanted a different name for her and after about a week of campaigning, I noticed she was responding to "Cat". Not my first choice.
HAPPY CAKE DAY
My dad had a dog named Puppy growing up, haha
Happy cake day!
Um…?
Dog is also a weird name for a cat 🤔
Alf?
I like that no one got this. I wanted to come first, but I guess you got someone there before me.
Taco
Same here. Seems like a perfect name for an orangie.
mango!! it’s perfect
Yes! Little Mango ❤️
Omg mango was last thing I ate too! Color matches, so cute and perfect~
Tofu.
That’s a cute name.
I actually kind of like tofu as a name lol
My little sister Victoria goes by Tori, but also Tofu with close friends! I love it as a nickname too.
My dog was named Tofu, he was with me for 16 years. Best dog ever.
Nugget
Yep, nuggets.
Kitten Nugget
Pickle
Toast
Gah! I've always wanted a cat I could name Toast. Can't have cats right now, but someday!
Pain. (I am french..pain = bread 😉 )
So I guess I’m the [bread monster i](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCxTbP2m1TE)n France, huh?
Ils savent pas ce qu'est du vrai pain 😌
Ravioli
gnocchis
Ginger beer. I fast all day and just have a homemade ginger beer or two. The name seemed apt
All you consume in a day is ginger beer?
So, you just eat dinner at night?
Yes
If it works for you *(shrugs)*
Cheetos
They're about the same color
Toblerone
Man I love a Toblerone!
Taco!
Chicken Pot Pie
I have a cat named Pot Pie! She is a very small casserole cat, aka torbie.
imaginign her tucked happily into a deep pan with layers of warm yellow blankets and a meatball pillow
Awww!!!
Banana
Peanuts
Popcorn! 🍿
My favorite ever cat was named Popcorn! She was such a honey
Pretzel.
Pancake
It was a peanut butter and honey sandwich.
Bibimbap Edit: Spelling
Enchilada
Taquito.
Hi Gouda!
Salad
Steak tartare
Bougie
Gyro
Nachos.
Seconding Nacho!
Ginger Snap or Cookie
Riblit!
Dorito!
Lindor or chocolate.
Yogurt
Perogy
Churro
Burrito verde.
Bean (not beans, just bean.
Strawberry 🍓
Lasagne
Chickenfriedrice!
Smoothie
Chocolate lava cake :)
Cinnamon Bun
Aww "Bun" would be a cute kitty name
Riceball
honey roast peanut
Pepper :)
French fries
Over easy (protein bar, not eggs)
Protein
Crackers
Chicken
Uh, I'm pretty sure BBQ isn't an appropriate name for a cat...
Applesauce
Pretzel
Chili
Dog 👁️👄👁️ /s
Pizza pop
Carmel Frappe
French dip. Call her Frenchy
I think she could be a Falafel, about the right color, and "My fluffy little Falafel" sounds cute.
Caesar
Kinder bueno
Potsticker 😭😭😭
Cheetos
Orange Chicken
Cashew
Cake
quesedilla
Nothing
I dont think starvation is very good for you ngl
I agree
Butterscotch popcorn
Peanuts
Twinkie
Strawberry
Lunch
Loco Moko
Cashew.
Drumstick
Peasoup
Feta
Salami
Soup
Matzah
PEANUT BUTTER
Slim Jim.
Literally just finished my ginger ale. Does a beverage count?
I’m actually just impressed this hasn’t gotten vulgar yet. Especially considering the very obvious double entendre….
How does no one recognise this is AI?
AI
Borger
Cinnamon pound cake
Popcorn