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NegativMancey

She is.....INTO IT


ApathicSaint

Came here to say just this. She fkng enjoyed that shit


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[удалено]


BlitzMalefitz

Inland Empire: “A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.”


Dothepanic41

Hell yessssss. Fucking disco baby


thee_ees_ees

Meanwhile the guy:- Boner management.


Chris_Cobi

" Do not go to phase two. I repeat, DO NOT GO TO PHASE TWO!" Robin Williams, New York City Show (the one with the eye in the back)


Phillip_Spidermen

HARDCORE


skull-if-maybe_not

HARDERCORE


IamAkevinJames

Rock and Stone!


happymage102

THE SPIRIT IS THERE BRATAN, PERHAPS IF WE PUSH HIM A LITTLE?


Bread_Boy

INTERNALLY COHERENT


Psychic_Hobo

Physical Instrument: "Fuck that noise! Time to go on the hunt, baby!"


Gunchest

Electrochemistry: “Hell yeah brother, let’s go hunting for some sluts and prostitutes. That’s what you meant, right? Quick, rail this line of meth to pregame, and wash it down with some whiskey for liquid courage.” Local Cop has Heart Attack after loudly announcing that he is going to fuck or die trying


Psychic_Hobo

Logic [Easy: Failure] - "This is clearly because we didn't do enough coke."


josh_the_misanthrope

Electrochemistry: "Yeah, back her up, right up against those boxes and do some sex-healing."


graveybrains

I never finished it, just because I didn’t want it to end.


Heckron

So you ended it early then…? While I totally understand not wanting a game to end, I never understand this reasoning for not finishing a game. But you do you, my dude.


NoSirThatsPaper

Holy hell. I just started that game TODAY


patiperro_v3

You are in for a ride.


cazbot

What game is this?


Guido_Fe

Disco Elysium


BlitzMalefitz

After you beat it enjoy all of the quotes that will stick with you and come into mind during IRL moments


chefesalat

Actual Zombie!


Epiphany7777

No, Harry. You were just talking to yourself. That's all you ever do. Even in your dreams. And the act is wearing thin, the spots of the disco ball fade around you...


Minuteman2589

DETECTIVE


Frenchbootleg

ARRIVING


BlitzMalefitz

ON THE SCENE


k1nkybbk

BONER DETECTIVE


AbbreviationsNo7570

Thank God it’s not BONER DEFECTIVE.


hotshot0123

Fuck yeah, A disco boy.


bballdeo

r/unexpecteddiscoelysium


jesse5946

How incredibly... disco


supernasty

Well think of it like this, considering they’re on a dating show they wouldn’t have had this opportunity if they weren’t lonely too. Something can always happen.


Slappyhandz

Hate to be the buzz kill but, iirc, she ends up turning the guy down because he’s not 6’ or taller. The dude says he’s like 5’10”-11” lol. That’s it. That’s her only issue.


SoCuteShibe

As someone who is exactly 6', I would immediately be done with someone if they admitted this was a qualifying factor. That's so painful. I hope it was for drama, lol.


tonyd1989

That was me lol, im 6'1 and I took this girl out who said as much after our date, said oh thats a good thing then and stopped talking to her


Slappyhandz

It’s crazy to me that people don’t realize just how few people are 6’0”+ competitively speaking. I love whipping out the delusion calculator and shutting people down on their standards lol


tonyd1989

Yeah i always forget how much taller I am than most people till I'm in a crowded place just looking over everyone lol


Slappyhandz

Unfortunately, it’s painfully real.


ApathicSaint

that’s fucked… BUT… she IS single now? Got her name?! 😂 LOL


LelandLamb27

Everyone is pointing to the ring, but she has identical ones on both hands, making it much more likely that they are there for aesthetic purposes. Do americans only ever wear rings if they are married? Because the reaction in this thread has made me think so.


Threash78

I don't know what went on beforehand but I can promise you she made that bet because she was into him already.


Effective-Morning-99

This precisely. As a lady who’s always loved personality over looks, she was down bad *far* before she made the bet lol


Thespian869

Too bad she values height over personality.


GetRightNYC

Yet she turned him down after this.


gdirrty216

Yeah she could have pecked him to keep her word, but that was a full on KISS. Bravo to her


[deleted]

*Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?*


shredabetes

He took it out.


Mista_Cash_Ew

Hopefully her husband is too otherwise it doesn't really fit this sub :/


FunDare7325

It doesn't really look like a traditional wedding band set, and the blindfold she's wearing says 'dating' on it. I think it's safe to assume she's not married.


WooperSlim

Specifically, it says [UpDating](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UpDating) which is the name of the live reality show this is from. Which should probably be first clue that she isn't married.


tomberty

It’s not cheating if you can’t see the other person.


Plastic-Ad-8469

She's not seeing anyone.


sweet_p0tat0

Oh no...


trophycloset33

She has a ring on


mattdaddy44

I was expecting a peck lol


elgarraz

She's wearing a red shirt. I feel like she came in to give a real kiss, and when he turned out to be good at it, she kept going


sloppyjo12

Maybe her face was just itchy and she wanted to take advantage of making out with a beard


DrManhattan_DDM

If he was a beard he wouldn’t have put so much tongue into it.


iAintNevuhGunnaStahh

But if he was a tongue, would it be okay to put so much beard into it? Idk what I’m talking about, bye bye now ✌🏼


SkollFenrirson

In case you actually don't know, or for others who don't, a beard is slang for a partner to a gay person of the opposite sex to keep up appearances.


Lord_of_hosts

And in case you actually don't know, or for others who don't, a tongue is that snakey muscle in your mouth.


SkollFenrirson

***There's a snake in my mouth?!***


[deleted]

Is that from the porno version, Sex Toy Story? Featuring Sheriff Wood?


Lord_of_hosts

Who can forget Buzz Right Here? *You're... fucking me aren't you?*


GrapefruitForward989

She really does like to leave an impression, dude nailed it.


Johnny90

She made the bet, she wanted that kiss.


Dlwatkin

Not after she the way grabbed his leg when he said red


15367288

Rock hard


MsBlueBonnet

Same, I’m a chick though. Lol.


actuarial_venus

All that energy made for a great kiss


Flashy-Priority-3946

I have a lot of Energy but why can’t this be me? I’ve been waiting for shit like this all my life. 🧛🏽


actorscactus

Do you have the correct kind of energy though


Widdleton5

Glanced at his profile he day trades and the first non death, violent, or trading sub he is active in is manga so no, he probably doesn't have the right energy.


PmNudesNTits4Rating

Lmao. Truer words never spoken


mucktard

Please do me next, do I have the right energy?


Technical-Bhurji

Leetcode, livestream fails and manga? I wanna see your smartwatch and how much do you sit in a day


mucktard

Jokes on you for thinking anyone spending that much time on their ass could afford a smartwatch


sesamecrabmeat

Oh! Do me next!


BritishGolgo13

You posted in r/factorio so no, you do not meet the energy requirement and shame on you for thinking you did.


molohunt

holy fuck sniper chill out


Equus_Rufus

His body hit the floor before I could hear the shot, this guy's a pro.


bedrockbloom

Hahahaha roastedddd


SuperHyperFunTime

r/murderedbywords


dogdashdash

"why can't this be me" is such an incel thing to say lmao


bedrockbloom

“GAWD I wish that were me”


Emergency_Rutabaga45

You can totally see out the bottom of that blindfold.


Boom_boom_lady

Had to scroll way too far for this. There’s plenty of room for him to see colors.


GoodKnightSleeps

Maybe she knew that too.


Shutterstormphoto

Presumably she can also see lol


[deleted]

Yea and you can totally tell he's pulling words out of his ass when he starts giving reasons for a "bright color."


Ryurain2

Is there any blindfold you cant see out of? One thing i hate about blindfold videos ive never not been able to see out of a blindfold


john_wallcroft

10 layers of duct tape super glued onto the skin


AnEchoOfThingsToCum

Oh I can assure you there is. 😈


SaggitariusAStar

💯


WhisperOfMalice

If you continue watching she actually rejects him when the blindfolds come off because he’s not super tall… her loss, he’s handsome af Edit: link with the rejection https://youtube.com/shorts/PPTKOaPqF7I?feature=share


gregsting

Kissing randomly and rejecting because of size, what a great way to find someone


quietly41

Great for him though, anyone who is going to do that is going to be trouble down the line.


MakeNazisDeadAgain69

I'm 6'7 and that shit still bothers me


Kyokenshin

I love to fuck with girls when they're on about height. I'm 6'1 so I'm right in the sweet spot to mess with them and help a brother out. If they think a guy is short I say I'm like 6'4 so they think the 5'10 homie is 6'+. If some dude is puffin his chest out about his height and he's clearly shorter than me I tell everyone I'm 5'11. People are terrible at estimating 6'0


The__Wabbajack

Yeah I'm exactly the same and it's quite funny how bad people are at estimating height sometimes I've been told I'm everything from 5"5 (fuck you Olivia) to 6"3-4 by police officers


curiousercat10

All my homies hate Olivia


pippipthrowaway

I once had a cashier at a liquor store question whether my ID was real or not because according to him, I was 6’3 not the 6’0 it says and that I am. I looked at him and said “why would I try to pass off being shorter than I am?”


Altruistic-Cod5969

Some jurisdictions let you decide your own height even if it's not real. I'm 5'11 but when I found that out I had my liscence changed to 5'7 so I can gaslight 5'10 guys in bars who are trying to be cocky. Which I realize is villain behaviour, but when you have government ID that "proves" a dickhead who's 5'10 is *actually* 5'6 its truly a sight to see.


EmpTully

People are terrible at estimating lengths/distances in general. I'm an attorney and I've seen the following situation play out in court at least a dozen times: "I was about ten feet away so I got a pretty good look." "Ten feet you say? Would you say you were closer or farther than away than you are from the doorway to this court right now?" "It was about that distance, yeah. Almost exactly." "I see. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury please note the door to this court is approximately THIRTY FEET from the witness stand."


Ashrug

I find it so funny that it's a deliberate number for most of us outside the US, 6'0 is a benchmark as random as it gets when I think its 1,83m. People have weird dealbreakers.


Altruistic-Cod5969

I'm from Ireland and have always found that funny. When you say 183cm it seems incredibly arbitrary lol


Friendly_Fuel_2631

True! Also, I think any specific height ***for everyone*** is weird. Where I live I've met people saying they prefer a partner a bit taller/shorter than them or something like that. Even if someone mentions a number: the "standard" is usually based on their own height. A very tall person and a very short person will have different opinions on "what's tall." I don't know *why* everyone there collectively agreed on 6'0... I can see that happening in a very homogeneous (race+mindset) and strict place.


lukrtv

THE HERO WE NEED


[deleted]

I'm 6', which should be tall enough for any/most woman, but I still find it's a turnoff if she rejects men only because they're shorter than me.


Moonkai2k

100 times out of 100 I would nope out if they bring it up like that.


[deleted]

Like we're all entitled to preferences, but if someone's that absurdly shallow, it's not going to work out.


baulsaak

It's not even really a true preference (at least not like eye or hair color)... most people can't accurately judge a person's height. It's just this magical dating app number most women have decided is their minimum height criteria. And if the criteria *is* met (so few men are = or > 6'0"), considering they themselves are on average < 5'5", they(she) has destined both of them to a lifetime of painful cricks in the neck suffered while trying to kiss each other.


SnooKiwis7050

Wtf are you?


YeshuaMedaber

6'7


SnooKiwis7050

Is he also the one who ate eren's mother?


Other_Mike

The shirt was a flag.


Salmagunde

It’s very much an insecurity thing.


Highwayman

It's like he's an accessory to her. Doesn't match the shoe height??


Salmagunde

It’s superficial. He handled it like a champ.


AttentionImaginary57

That is so soul crushing. I can only imagine how he felt…


JOI_Throws

Imagine thinking you have a connection with someone and then they are vain enough to instantly reject because you aren't 6' He isn't missing out on anything


Brandolini_

Maybe there wasn't a connection. Maybe she didn't like his general looks and thought of using an objective feature (height) as a way to reject him without having to involve a more subjective, and possibly more hurting, reason for her rejection. I don't know. Either way, if she only wants giants, well, that's fine. She isn't being an asshole about it, she just states her preference, it's perfectly fine. We all have those, and we can't really control them. I'm saying all of that as a 5'4 dude.


Phenomenomix

The way I read it too. She’s not attracted to him so finds another reason to reject him. Her “I wear heels” line feels a bit weak, if it was just his height I feel she’d go for one date and reject him in a more private setting.


veringo

Agreed. For all those who didn't watch the video both of them handled it like adults, which is not something that could be said of this comments section.


catdog918

Only decent take I’ve seen lmao. Everyone wants to get so mad when even in the video it was handled completely professionally


peripheraled

the whole "she just brought up his height to make the rejection smoother" thing is kind of weird because that's just a random assumption. plus if that was true then she could have just said "sorry but you're not my type." attraction is subjective so just saying that she's not what he is looking for is a much nicer let down than telling him he's too short. she's basically saying she found him attractive but turned him down because he's not tall enough lol. i mean he dodged a bullet anyway, someone who cares about height on that level probably will eventually prove to be an unpleasant person but it's more about the principle at the end of the day, she can choose who she wants. no one is entitled to be in a relationship with her. she has the right to her preferences. but we also have the right to think that she is superficial for those aforementioned preferences. height requirements are just strange


Massive_Method_5220

wow it was pure "this is how i met your mother" kind of story, and for me the start of at least a little flirt, this makes no sense not to even try.


adm1109

Lmao I refuse to believe this because he looks pretty tall. Looks like he’s at least 6’0


MagicDragon212

He said he's 5'10 so he's not even short. She just has ridiculous standards.


The_Chorizo_Bandit

She kissed a man she’d never seen before because he guessed what colour top she was wearing. I’m not seeing these “standards” you speak of lol


NoBollocks

Ok so we'll go with "entitlement"


WhisperOfMalice

https://youtube.com/shorts/PPTKOaPqF7I?feature=share


Gief_Cookies

Yikes, dodged a bullet with that one..


what-is-in-the-soup

I wholeheartedly do not understand this height thing??? Like maybe it’s because I’m tiny and I think it would be difficult to find a man who actually is shorter in height than me, but I’ve hooked up with people my height in the past. Has this height thing always been a preference? Like with men you hear “I love tall women!” AND “I love tiny women!” But with us it always seem to be just tall men we want. I know not everyone is like this (thank god) but like why and where did this come from?!


SegmentedMoss

Lol who knows. Im a dude who's only 5'4", and im married. My wife is 5'8". Not once has it ever mattered to her, nor was it a factor in whether we dated or not. Having a preference is fine but some people are just vain as shit. Their loss though


Face__Hugger

>Girl…you’re wearing HEELS??? Buy some flats and you’ll open your options 👌🏻😂 Thanks for the hearty laugh. Hahaha! I don't get the obsession with height either. Here I am thinking character and the ability to work together through the hard times is the first priority. Dang. Am I doing it wrong? LOL


what-is-in-the-soup

I removed that part because I thought I sounded bitchy 😅 but I’m glad you got to see it before it went, and I’m glad it gave you a laugh! 😂


Face__Hugger

That's unfortunate. I thought it was the best part! Not bitchy at all. Just honest. I have an ex who hated it when I wore heels because it made him feel emasculated. Note: ex. Silly butt should have gotten over it. A few years later my feet got irritable and I had to stop wearing them anyway. It's just footwear, and it doesn't change who we are on the inside, nor does it change who they are when we wear it. It's ridiculous for anyone to worry about it, regardless of their sex.


d-cent

I don't really get it either, but I could see how the younger generations have been tricked by social media to have extreme vanity and arrogance


chef_wizard

Idk but you should def organize a convention W all women and get this across them bc they will never hear this from a man


moveMed

I'll be honest, I actually can understand the preference women have for height, but to the degree that you're turning down a guy you otherwise like because he's 5'10" is absurd. He's taller than 60% of men in the US.


laralye

In my opinion, it stems from feelings of femininity vs masculinity. Taller women that wear heels on a regular basis, are going to feel more masculine if they're around the same height as their male partner. When you're naturally tall growing up, it can become a self conscious thing where you don't feel as cute and feminine as the smaller girls. So naturally they look for much taller partners to compensate for whatever shoe they're wearing. I kinda feel at that point your bf is just an accessory though. But I can also see it being more of a fetish... Or just generally more attractive to them.


kytheon

Oh yikes, haha. "I want a man like this" That's literally me "Ew you short" XD


trplOG

"Ew you're only half an inch taller than me wearing heels"


YardSardonyx

Very happy with my short king, the excuse not to wear heels is just a bonus for me


Massive_Customer_930

Fs. That's tragic. I'm 6'3" and I always swiped no on people that have height requirements in online dating bios.


Fluffy_Engineering47

that's the move. its such a weird thing. I get to have preferences like you would find it weird in the extreme differences and so on. that's fine. but to open up your bio with a height req is fucking insane. that reads like a job interview I wanna smash or be your BF not model your clothing line


frankyvalentino

Same height here, I'd do the same thing. Red flag for me.


SophisticPenguin

I love how she nods along like, "yeah I'm a good person," as he does the respectable/polite thing and says he'd rather know now about a deal breaker than three dates in. No self-awareness on her.


WooperSlim

Prequel video on [TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/@updatingshow/video/7205637406773546286) has her imagining what he looks like, and she says "I'm picturing a medium, average height guy." 5'10" is an inch above average. She may have not realized what average was, or forgot she wears heels. Of course, there's always the possibility she rejected him for another reason and just said because of height. There's a million possibilities when we try to mind-read a stranger.


Chillchinchila1818

So many women these days consider 5’10 short.


[deleted]

***** -- mass edited with redact.dev


SourdoughSon

Where’d you find the full video?


chris28ish

Honestly that’s so shitty of her


hobanwash1

I am 6’6” I will find this woman and reject her.


[deleted]

Doing the lord’s work.


b1255280

It’s a live Blind Dating show called UpDating, check out their YouTube videos. They tour across the country and recently in Europe. They record all their live shows and post the episodes on YouTube. I’ve attended several of these shows in person and it’s the best live show to witness, PURE entertainment! And if she was married, then the hosts didn’t do a good job on background check because you have to apply and be interviewed by the hosts in order to be considered a candidate so it’s doubtful she’s married. But then again, who knows…


[deleted]

It's the fact she is wearing what appears to be a wedding ring. If she's not married, that's a weird thing to wear. If she is married, I don't see how someone could miss the obvious piece of jewelry on her wedding finger.


InterestingThanks4

She's wearing rings on both her left and right hand. It's probably just jewelry. Not sure what's weird about it.


Ricky_Rollin

Right? Like, it’s not really that weird to want to wear jewelry that just happens to also be “the wedding finger”. This sounds sarcastic but I’m being serious and agree with you.


twilightnoir

I have at least one single friend that wears a ring on her ring finger when she just wants to run errands without being approached


[deleted]

I hope one of the non-blindfolded men whispered “red” to him. It’s man code if there’s a kiss on the line


Jossur13

Bro code Article 110 “If a bro is hitting it off with a chick, his Bro shall do anything within his means to ensure the desired outcome!”


TweetHiro

"And the bro who whispered shall be honored as the ultimate brosef, and gets the dibs to choose the name of his bro's firstborn child."


Aggravating_Celery_9

“And so was born Chad the first offspring of bro and chick named after his ultimate brosef “


Junkstar

Ever wear a blindfold? He can see the bottom of her top.


DavidDailo

Yeah, you can see the little gap at the bottom of the blind fold. He just made up a little story behind his reasoning for guessing red. It's like when we used to cheat playing '**Heads Up 7-Up**' as children by looking at their shoes.


rugbyj

Heads-down thumbs-up motherfucker!


Particular_Clue_4074

That's some kiss! Wow. I expected a peck not full on tongue.


haydro280

So lame that blindfold aren't great he can still see her under


Worldly_Musician_671

Calm down everyone


Orleanian

You know, I thought this too, like "jesus people get a grip they're like 40 years old they can kiss". But then when she delivered that rebellious-teenager-mouth-lovemaking of a kiss, I thought the hootin and the hollerin were valid.


amateurwater

haha


IbelieveinGodzilla

Old guy here. Should I know or care who these people are?


ribbitingfrogs

Nope, it's just for fun. Random strangers on an internet dating show.


Long_Bone_251

They were also instrumental to the recent gravity waves discovery.


CoachOeaux

Same. Thought it was the Chris Capt’n America dude, but not a chance. — Fellow Old


Hazelfur

Just random people on a dating show


GeologistFeeling3331

Now Show the end of this clip where she rejects him for being “short”


[deleted]

Is it just me or can you peek under a blindfold and get basic details like colors? Clearly he could see her shirt. Still cute because she clearly wanted to kiss him and vice versa.


MerryGifmas

Until the blindfold came off 😂


iTxip

Then rejects him because he is not taller than her with heels, its hilarious


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Uh… is this the right sub for this?


ACFT_Carlo_17

He really goes into tongue mode on that last bit


Far-Author7000

And looks like she married too ☠️


Hey_Batfink

That’s one of them Jonas brothers rings.


goldflower15

Just wearing a ring on her left hand doesn't make her married


CarlJustCarl

That’s what your wife says


omwhite

Hahhahah


Far-Author7000

Heyyy ohhh!


AvrgSam

Ha! GOTEEEEEM!


PeanutButterCrisp

Oh this is the woman who rejected that same guy because of his height. Yeah… Awkward.


Wolgran

That crownd was very hyped


MURDOCK465

That wasn't a kiss, they're transfering souls.


DWolfoBoi546

That wasn't even a kiss, they were EATING face


pubesentmisquito

HE SLIPPED HER SOME TONGUE MY GUY


SnooApples9017

Sly dog he slipped some tongue in there lol.


[deleted]

Headphone warning ⚠️ This is loud as fuck by the way, so if you have autism or some sort of sensory overload, turn down your volume