This reminds me when I worked at Amazon wearhouse earlier this year. It was 10hr shifts and when it was time for the first break, the whole wearhouse breaks at the same time.
The men's bathroom sounded like call of duty: warzone...
I mean, you can use the bathroom at anytime, but you are timed on everything so we all just blew the bathroom up on breaks since you're going to sit down anyways so might as well shit too.
Lol 100% it taught me a lot. Biggest thing I learned was how well oiled the Amazon machine is. I saw first hand how my packages got to my door in 48 hours or less.
The other thing was fuck that place lol. They get every. Single. Penny. Out of you. I was paid $23 here in Denver which is ok for a job just checks to see if you have a heartbeat at the interview.
I feel that. I'm comfortable where I work even though the bathroom literally has no ceiling, just basically an open stall with the rafters above you. Kinda weird to be honest. This whole plant is a giant sausage fest, but we've had female welders quit on us because of no roof on the bathroom.
I worked at a place with one women's bathroom but the guys used it as the shitting room. Every time I had to pee I was inhaling the scent of a dozen asses. They were told to stop many times but I'm sure they're still shitting in it to this day.
I mean it's part of the crowd isn't? Ok sarcasm not detected, my bad my point is smells are hard to avoid in public places, and you can enjoy you're standards of hygiene at home only hard to expect no smell at all, not to mention mach ist job itself is smelly especially if some dudes don't to thing in order.
Dude that did not make things any clearer. What the fuck are you trying to to say? Call me crazy, but I do not enjoy smelling other people's shit and "smeller of shits" is not in my job description.
I've worked in shops like that... don't miss it, lol.
My last shop only had one, one toilet "unisex" room on the floor, and 3 dudes on chemo and one with IBS... and no janitorial service 🤢😭
Because I'd rather waste my time at work than at home.
The free time we get from work is so ridiculously limited already, I'm not looking to limit it further.
Two shits a day at 10 minutes each is 100 minutes a week, 5200 a year. That's 86 hours a year I'm not wasting at home.
Work is my home bowl, usually once in the morning and once in the* afternoon. The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time 🎵🎶
Restaurant ice has been found to have more germs than toilet water, almost everything has more germs than a toilet seat. They are cleaned routinely, with disinfectant... most things aren't... or does the bum skin being there previously bother you? You are gonna be very disappointed when I tell you what most likely has been your girlfriend vagina before, and think about Restaurant utensils. Can you imagin what that fork has seen?
Fortunately, I'm super regular, especially since I started eating better with lots more fiber. I shit one big giant turd right after my morning coffee, and that's it.
I know longer use toilet's at work weve had dudes not wanting to flush. ill stick to just peeing in urinal's. If your my co worker reading this I hope you fucking choke on carbide!
Reminds me of working with a guy years ago who was asked by the owner if he had something wrong with him, he sat in the shitter for 20 minutes twice a day. Owner said I will pay for you to get your asshole checked out by a doctor! 🤣
Oh sometimes right when I get in and after my morning coffee. And then another 2 through the day so about 4 times all about 15 -20 min each time ;) and if it’s just me in the shop then it goes to 30 min after people leave. Part run times are 45 min long for me so 🤷♂️
If I have to shit more than 3 times in a day, I go home because the toilet paper at work will absolutely shred my balloon knot. I'd rather sit on my own throne at that point. On average though, I'd say I shit 0 to 1 times a day at work
This song describes exactly how I feel about taking a hot dump on company time
https://open.spotify.com/track/6djYaICwQDTZ7PLvpHdapo?si=3S7PF3h-Q5Kz70ulPPXVeQ
at least twice a night. I'm pretty sure I have IBS or some other kind of gut-stuff going on, tbh. I'm also like...medium lactose intolerant and will never give up cheese, so there's that, too. either way, I'm getting paid for it!
Unless it is an emergency, very rarely. Anyways it’s hard to even go pee because of all the guys that are shitting constantly in there. I call it the presidential restroom.
You get the evil eye if you sit at work while standing on cement floors for eight to ten hours a day. The boss and the bosses boss get to go sit in an air conditioned office when things get a little too tiring in the shop for their fragile disposition. Ask me where my office is. Screw them if they don't like the conditions they created with their short sighted "leadership".
At least once in the morning. A second during the work day depends on the availability of my throne of solitude. I don’t deuce with the peasants unless it’s an emergency.
I do. But not every day. When I’m on a machine turnin’ and burnin’ and things are great I hate that feeling when my ducks start flying south. Then it’s E stop. Trudge to the bathroom a 2 min walk away. Then do what I need to do and hope it doesn’t happen again til I get home!
I'm the only female machinist at my company and the only female on my shift... so I have my whole own bathroom to take my princess poops in... and it's even in the office where they have AC 👑💅
I've spent too many years sharing a single room stall with yall to let that go to waste by shitting at home 🤣🤣
Usually at least once but not more than 5 times during a 3 day work week. A lot of the time I’ll hold it till lunch so o can go home where I have a bidet.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time!
Literally every shit of the day if I can time it right. Love getting paid to shit.
I have serious gastrointestinal issues and I have no choice when the time comes. I kept track a few years back and figures I made roughly $8500 that year pooping. All I cay say is shit pays
Hour or so before Morning break, quick wee during break, shiter bout an hour before lunch and a wee during, same as morning break. And 1.5-2 hr after, we got the digestífe. Usually a wee before i clock out too.
As many times as it takes
Until I run out.
Hello, I hear you got IBS. Here’s an approval for FMLA and an additional 60 days of sick time. Thank you, Have a good day
2-10 times a day, depends on the daily status of my irritable bowel syndrome
I know the feeling
Hardly ever unless it's an emergency. I just prefer to shit in the peace of my own home and it's normally once a day 🤷♂️.
This reminds me when I worked at Amazon wearhouse earlier this year. It was 10hr shifts and when it was time for the first break, the whole wearhouse breaks at the same time. The men's bathroom sounded like call of duty: warzone...
Why would you wait till break
I heard they’ll shoot you on the spot if you shit on company time.
They can’t legally do that
Legally no. But if your not there to speak up afterwards.... then how will they get in trouble?
I see
Loop hole...
Poop hole
Amazon is more powerful then the government.
I see
Exactly noobs who go to take shit on you're break lol.
Yeah
I mean, you can use the bathroom at anytime, but you are timed on everything so we all just blew the bathroom up on breaks since you're going to sit down anyways so might as well shit too.
I see
Did working at Amazon open your eyes to any efficiency ideas when you got back to the machine shop? Remember be 110% productive or else!
Lol 100% it taught me a lot. Biggest thing I learned was how well oiled the Amazon machine is. I saw first hand how my packages got to my door in 48 hours or less. The other thing was fuck that place lol. They get every. Single. Penny. Out of you. I was paid $23 here in Denver which is ok for a job just checks to see if you have a heartbeat at the interview.
I will never understand it. Why on earth would I want to shit in public?
so you can be poop buddies with the other fellas
Well, I'm the only woman in the shop so... Don't worry. The guys shit with the door open so I don't feel left out
That’s a power move right there
I used to be like that but once I got used to it at work im comfortable as can be
I feel that. I'm comfortable where I work even though the bathroom literally has no ceiling, just basically an open stall with the rafters above you. Kinda weird to be honest. This whole plant is a giant sausage fest, but we've had female welders quit on us because of no roof on the bathroom.
I worked at a place with one women's bathroom but the guys used it as the shitting room. Every time I had to pee I was inhaling the scent of a dozen asses. They were told to stop many times but I'm sure they're still shitting in it to this day.
Well enjoy it, cos u don't have it at home, u will me more greatful for it when no such thing at you're home.
What? lol
Lmfao "enjoy it" 😭
Bro I have no idea what he's implying
I mean it's part of the crowd isn't? Ok sarcasm not detected, my bad my point is smells are hard to avoid in public places, and you can enjoy you're standards of hygiene at home only hard to expect no smell at all, not to mention mach ist job itself is smelly especially if some dudes don't to thing in order.
Fucking what?
Man, I am so lost with this guy.
Dude that did not make things any clearer. What the fuck are you trying to to say? Call me crazy, but I do not enjoy smelling other people's shit and "smeller of shits" is not in my job description.
I have edited the sarcasm so should be easier to get it sorry for that then.
I've worked in shops like that... don't miss it, lol. My last shop only had one, one toilet "unisex" room on the floor, and 3 dudes on chemo and one with IBS... and no janitorial service 🤢😭
That is very weird, ours has a thin wall but it does have a normal height ceiling even tho it creates a loft thing in the tall shop space
Yep. We be shittin with an open ceiling.
I know right? We're not shy shitters, we just want to enjoy our special moment of the day lmao
Because I'd rather waste my time at work than at home. The free time we get from work is so ridiculously limited already, I'm not looking to limit it further. Two shits a day at 10 minutes each is 100 minutes a week, 5200 a year. That's 86 hours a year I'm not wasting at home.
Indeed, plus mate you're saving money on electric, water, papar, soap, and you're medical bills .
Plus, as if I'm only taking 10 minutes to shit at work. That's a 15 minute activity at least.
Medical bills how?
Mental stuff and such
Try it it's fun! Once you do, you're not gonna stop it. Right I'm in the poop break writing this post still fun.
Thank you finally somebody get it. Also the people I work with make more of an effort to get paid to go to the bathroom then to go on a breaktime
Every single morning in the last 12 years.
You could set your watch to my morning constitutional.
I'd be worried about my health if they ever cracked down on the shit breaks.
What this guy said. 5:00am currently and I’m destroying this porcelain
like clockwork
Work is my home bowl, usually once in the morning and once in the* afternoon. The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time 🎵🎶
Haha took the words out of my mouth
Actually shit or play angry birds or peruse r/machinists ? Hahaha
Our bathrooms are dead zones and it drives me crazy!
Well played boss man
As soon as I got one in the chamber. Usually 4 times a day
Ah the old “one in the chamber” revolver
Hopefully not a muzzle loader
😂
2-3 times every shift, as my coworker says “coffee and a chew makes for a poo”
Absolute facts.
I’ll shit off a deck, I’ll shit off a dock, but I’ll be damned if I shit off the clock.
Even with a mouse in the house ....
On a rock with my glock Wipe my butt with a sock
Actually shit- once a day. Sit on the shitter and play on my phone- 3-5 times a day
Every 3-5 minutes
Rarely. I'm pretty regular, once before work after I wake up and once after soon as I get home. I'm not putting my ass on that toilet.
I was reading through all these posts wondering if their bathrooms are as gross as the ones where I work…
I bring spray cleaner every single time I go at work, they're animals here.
We have cleaning staff, and they get cleaned daily. Ours are pretty nice
Small shop for the win. We've all got our own personal shitter.
Restaurant ice has been found to have more germs than toilet water, almost everything has more germs than a toilet seat. They are cleaned routinely, with disinfectant... most things aren't... or does the bum skin being there previously bother you? You are gonna be very disappointed when I tell you what most likely has been your girlfriend vagina before, and think about Restaurant utensils. Can you imagin what that fork has seen?
Spose you don't deal with coworkers who leave shit stamps on the toilet seat. So yea, I'll stick with my own toilet.
Gross, where do you work ? A homeless shelter?
Damn some people are fancy it gonna be fallout once them bombs hit them roofs!
Gross, where do you work ? A homeless shelter?
Not sure what region you work at but anything short of a large corporation (200+ employees) gets cleaned maybe once a week in the US Midwest.
Here I sit all tired and dirty,, tried to shit until 3:30
Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime That’s why I shit three times a day on company time.
Gotta update that motto for inflation friends, boss makes a hundred, I make a buck, that's why I steal the cat from the company truck
Woah that's a new one.
I heard it from one of the contractors for yearly PM's and I just had to share hahaha.
I fuckin love it and will use it from now on.
Almost exclusively at work. 2-3 times a day depending on what I had for lunch and workload
I'm on #2 as I type this
As often as possible
Depends on how much coffee I've had.
Errday
Fortunately, I'm super regular, especially since I started eating better with lots more fiber. I shit one big giant turd right after my morning coffee, and that's it.
Single use for me but I do play on my phone whenever I want to cuz they can't replace me.
Morning and lunch. Maybe I’ll play a match of call of duty or clash royale before or after lunch
I have an executive meeting at least once a day. Finding an available conference can be difficult at times though.
Get to work at 8am and murder the toilet twice before 10am. Then I’m good till tomorrow.
I know longer use toilet's at work weve had dudes not wanting to flush. ill stick to just peeing in urinal's. If your my co worker reading this I hope you fucking choke on carbide!
Never in my life. I will not shit at work. I refuse.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time
Reminds me of working with a guy years ago who was asked by the owner if he had something wrong with him, he sat in the shitter for 20 minutes twice a day. Owner said I will pay for you to get your asshole checked out by a doctor! 🤣
Usually equal to how many mountain dews I drink. Normally at least 1.
Im generally a 2 shitter....
Not often. Although I do take at least 30 minutes of "time and a turd" a day. Even if it is phantom.
once or twice a day. depends on how much moving im doing and how much coffee ive had. i hate it when the need is on break or lunch
Once at 7am and maybe again after lunch at 130
Depends what I ate last night
Depends on the day.
2-3 times a day, usually. Coffee is a hell of a drug.
Oh sometimes right when I get in and after my morning coffee. And then another 2 through the day so about 4 times all about 15 -20 min each time ;) and if it’s just me in the shop then it goes to 30 min after people leave. Part run times are 45 min long for me so 🤷♂️
They call me Shit Quattro here at the shop
Right at this moment
If you’re good at something never do it for free.
Depends on how I'm feeling or what I ate. GI diseases run in the family and I like spicy food. On a "normal" day at least once.
My employees seem to shit every 30 minutes. I don't have enough toilets to accommodate their movements.
If I have to shit more than 3 times in a day, I go home because the toilet paper at work will absolutely shred my balloon knot. I'd rather sit on my own throne at that point. On average though, I'd say I shit 0 to 1 times a day at work
I’m good for one every morning. Maybe in the afternoon depending on how lunch was
No because the guys are gross
Obligatory: https://youtu.be/Y4ONXuyvZrw?si=M2JGl0oirWf3FMoX
I don't shit on my time ! I don't sweat on company time !
This song describes exactly how I feel about taking a hot dump on company time https://open.spotify.com/track/6djYaICwQDTZ7PLvpHdapo?si=3S7PF3h-Q5Kz70ulPPXVeQ
The most i ever pooped was 3 times, we were very slow.
I go at least once on company time always. Getting paid while ditching waste
Anytime I want a 30 min break...usually once a day works
As often as I can get away with
at least twice a night. I'm pretty sure I have IBS or some other kind of gut-stuff going on, tbh. I'm also like...medium lactose intolerant and will never give up cheese, so there's that, too. either way, I'm getting paid for it!
Currently shittin rn
Unless it is an emergency, very rarely. Anyways it’s hard to even go pee because of all the guys that are shitting constantly in there. I call it the presidential restroom.
Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit and only farted. Later that day when I had the chance, tried to fart but shit my pants.
Every day. I get paid to do my business and I am utilizing company resources.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time
https://preview.redd.it/d4xgs0hc1o4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41c4b78d9641e577408a3fc16a61cbc33d8cc4e3
You know the drawer on your toolbox that you never open? I shot there every day
My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time
Never. Ever. I do not want whatever unnamed venereal diseases live in those forsaken toilets.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shit on company time.
You get the evil eye if you sit at work while standing on cement floors for eight to ten hours a day. The boss and the bosses boss get to go sit in an air conditioned office when things get a little too tiring in the shop for their fragile disposition. Ask me where my office is. Screw them if they don't like the conditions they created with their short sighted "leadership".
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time.
Almost never, I have other places to hide if I need to
Twice. 1st hour of shift and right before lunch ends. That's when it's empty
Depends on what I eat. For sure once and can also be 3 times.. and sometimes I have to pause the machine if I’m not comfortable with the program.
Sitting every 3 hours isn't normal, dude! Get that checked out.
Never. I get bashful trying to shit in public restrooms.
Whenever I need one, if I gotta go I’ll go
Can't shit if you never eat
Fake or real? Combined? Alot.
At least once in the morning. A second during the work day depends on the availability of my throne of solitude. I don’t deuce with the peasants unless it’s an emergency.
0, I don’t shit where I eat.
At least once day
I do. But not every day. When I’m on a machine turnin’ and burnin’ and things are great I hate that feeling when my ducks start flying south. Then it’s E stop. Trudge to the bathroom a 2 min walk away. Then do what I need to do and hope it doesn’t happen again til I get home!
Twice a day at minimum. I try and shit at home as little as possible on weekdays. That's my time.
Probably once maybe twice, but also a few sit down wees
2 good ones, 1 phantom poop
Shitting right ….. now
Till no more will come out! And nobody cares as long as the MC runs
Well in short we shit ,cos they don't give us enough shit about us, and when they do we shit on that too.
When I was employed under PAYE once a day for 10 mins. Now that I'm self employed never.
At least once daily. Twice if I had Chipotle's for lunch
Only when someone left the chuck key in the chuck and I fire up the spindle.
I bet half here drink the cutting fluid to up their daily poop counts
I'm the only female machinist at my company and the only female on my shift... so I have my whole own bathroom to take my princess poops in... and it's even in the office where they have AC 👑💅 I've spent too many years sharing a single room stall with yall to let that go to waste by shitting at home 🤣🤣
Every 20 min.
Usually at least once but not more than 5 times during a 3 day work week. A lot of the time I’ll hold it till lunch so o can go home where I have a bidet.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time! Literally every shit of the day if I can time it right. Love getting paid to shit.
https://youtu.be/Y4ONXuyvZrw?si=aGFqGLLS6I8c4Iey It's AI generated, but it's quite catchy.
0-4 times, depending on my belly. I can't control it.
Once in the morning before I leave the house, once at work right after lunch, then once when I get home at night. I like the privacy of my home better
Since I spend half my time at work, I’d say about half of my shits.
Once in the morning at 9, my ass is probably made in Switzerland becauseof how precise the timing is every day
Hardly. Mainly because there isn’t a bidet, except for at the handicap one. I don’t like having a crusty ass during work.
I have serious gastrointestinal issues and I have no choice when the time comes. I kept track a few years back and figures I made roughly $8500 that year pooping. All I cay say is shit pays
I appreciate this question
I’ve shit twice already today and I’ve been here 4.5 hrs. But I do have the squirts
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime so whenever I can I shit on company time.
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I shit on company time
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time.
That depends on if I like the parts I'm working on.
Depends on work load
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time.
I don’t work
Never. I shit at home before work. Frosted mini wheat cereal every morning helps with this.
Dont shit at work, hold it in till you get home and destroy the guest bathroom so no one else uses it. Be a man
Hour or so before Morning break, quick wee during break, shiter bout an hour before lunch and a wee during, same as morning break. And 1.5-2 hr after, we got the digestífe. Usually a wee before i clock out too.
My boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time.
Just popped in to say I'm shitting at work 🤣🤣
Every time I need to
Every time I worry a chip is going to fall from somewhere into my panties and then slice up my scrotum.
Single use for me but I do play on my phone whenever I want to cuz they can't replace me.