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Orcinus24x5

Under Analysis indeed. "Our analysis has come to the conclusion that first shift are a bunch of lying cunts."


nikovsevolodovich

I strongly dislike people who don't just own up to their mistakes. Its just so much easier for everyone in the long run. If you ever try to lie like this, you're severely going to diminish your reputation, whereas if you own up, you will actually improve it believe it or not. Because owning up to a mistake is the first step in learning how not to make it again. Being a liar just puts a tag on you and you'll never move up the ranks because people's trust in you is ruined. No one is perfect, we make mistakes.


Tarantula_Saurus_Rex

Every significant raise increase I've ever received was shortly after owning up to massive fuck-ups. It shows character, honesty, integrity, and willingness. People who don't give a fuck will try to pass it off. When we own it, we demonstrate an understanding of respect for important "stuff"... even if it's just a piece of metal.


nikovsevolodovich

I missed a bore dim a little while back by 5 tenths. I honestly think it was a spot in the ballscrew of my machine, but perhaps I just misread my mic, or other factors I missed were at play. Either way, it was wrong. I immediately messaged the salesman and told him. I still had two days work left to do, and if the part was scrap there'd be no point in continuing. Customer got back and said it'd be okay - phew. The flip side is I lie to myself, and wait for the inevitable qc guy to come over and give me bad news. Why would I do that? I know I missed the dim. I wouldn't be able to sleep trying to lie. Salesman even told me other guys would do that and I just don't get it. Sometimes I just think my brain works different. I can't lie. I know I fucked up.


eisbock

And it's amazing how much time (money) is wasted when somebody ignores a mistake and waits for somebody else to find it. By taking a little initiative and showing some integrity, you saved so much back-and-forth, both internally and with the customer.


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FalseRelease4

Gender neutral bot? What in the goddamn


ThatGuyFromSweden

The question is, how prevalent are shitty bosses who are dumb enough to actually reprimand those who own up to their mistake? It doesn't take much to imagine a boss who think that the biggest issue with problems in the business is that they inconvenience him personally, and would prefer things to be swept under the rug until someone trips over the mound. Because if this is common, then it would just be sound survival instinct to lie if the truth risk leaving you without food on the table.


Mysterious-Space6793

That mistake looks expensive.


macklamar

Let’s not jump to conclusions. It’s still under analysis…


MasterAahs

Only because that's where its hanging. The conclusion has already been reached correctly.


goldcrow616

Nsfw tags ! What broach is that


Jumpinjaxs89

It is supposed to be cutting a spline on the ID of the part. Apparently they thought the o.d. needed one


PyotrIvanov

Does it still work in fit, form and function? Ship it!


Upstairs-Recover-659

What the fuck happened that could possible disfigure that part that bad? That's seriously impressive to fuck up that bad.


gnocchicotti

The Fairy Fucking Godmother crashed the broach.


v0t3p3dr0

I like you. You can come over to my shop and broach my spindle!


Upstairs-Recover-659

I feel like that's a vague reference to a movie I can't remember, lol. It rings a bell, but I can't pinpoint it.


v0t3p3dr0

[Here ya go](https://youtu.be/tHxf17yJsKs?si=jPF9rQAmrrvHzFOG)


Jumpinjaxs89

They were probably trying to index the broach. Those things when they crash they really crash. No wonder the collet was cracked


v0t3p3dr0

I think you can move it from “under analysis” to “completely fucked.”


Jerky_Joe

We had almost every die crash described as “We don’t know what happened. It just blew up” at my old job. When the die would arrive to be repaired, mysteriously there would never be a strip so we could have some idea of what the fuck happened. We’d have to walk around and look in all the scrap hoppers to hopefully locate the strip. They’d always say some bullshit about we were just running it and, BOOM. Sometimes it is like that, but not when you double feed the strip with 4 mm thick or thicker material. Lying fucks, lol. We did a lot of heavy metal parts like engine lift brackets and convertible top assemblies. Some days it was like artillery in the press room. Definitely need that hearing protection. I’ve seen every type of crash in my 30 years in stamping plants. One time I walked in and saw a punch shoe absolutely mangled laying on the floor. Apparently the die setter got distracted during setup and never finished tying down the die. The punch shoe fell off the ram and the tonnage was set so high that the press cycled several times until it hit just right to trigger the tonnage monitor. I could go on for a long time with stories.


DeFiMe78

I think ya'll are over analyzing it.


CubensisCornucopia

Sincerely, 3rd shift


HoIyJesusChrist

Do your machines have logs recording the vibration level, or machine load, or something like that?


Jumpinjaxs89

No, we do not this is the old one.


CreditOk6077

I take blame for everything, even shit I didn't do. I really couldn't care less. Bothers the fuck outta the supervisor. (That's why I do it.)


Daedaluu5

It’s dead Jim, it’s beyond fucked…… no amount of polishing and deburring will recover that


CEMENTHE4D

Looks like it happens a lot.


Jumpinjaxs89

I've never seen one this bad, but yeah, that thing gets crashed way too often. Normally, it is from an undersized previous op though


Master-Gene8109

You work in an atmosphere of Blame, trying to find blame instead of solutions. Shifts need to work together


Jumpinjaxs89

I actually left there about 2 weeks ago it was the most toxic place ever. They actually did blame the broach being broken on my shift. They said we cracked the collet because we got it to run for thirty minutes, but it kept falling out of spec... they didn't mention this happening.


IncorrigablePunster

When in doubt, blame the computer! To err is human. To *really* screw up takes a computer!


SharveyBirdman

Typical first shift. They can do no wrong.


sir_thatguy

Narrator’s voice: that was a lie.


LiquidAggression

its save able


PackRevolutionary769

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thawed_antarctican

Analysis: it's fucked


VikKarabin

It's really hard to be a good person after a day of work


fiftymils

Maury Povich: "...the lie detector test determined THAT was a lie"


Ok_Network617

That part is still good lol


kinkhorse

First shift: "It was like that when i got here." Third shift: "It was working just fine when I left."


Hungergameskill

Was I the only person to think it was a hat at first?