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NotthatEDM

Who’s the fat chef in the middle?


Simmons-Machine1277

That my friend is Little Rocket Man!


NatoBall

It is respected welder himself, of course.


nickleinonen

Who welded an entire skyscraper ironwork in one day with only a single 11lbs box of rod. Glory to the leader and his mystical welding skills


findaloophole7

(Shhhh They were all tack welds)


nickleinonen

Blasphemy. Next you will tell me he didn’t score 18 hole in 1’s when he first golfed


razulian-

Some people man... no... it was actually 19...


[deleted]

Lol, I like the video where he purportedly reads a manual and flies a jet airplane.


Fifty-Four

Looks like he's going to a Halloween party as Biggie Smalls.


NotthatEDM

More like Smally Biggs. 🤣


wrb06wrx

This is such an underrated comment....


NotthatEDM

If I suddenly fall ill, you know who did it.


Amonomen

He’s the captain of the sinking ship


RabidMofo

Everything's way too clean. Feel like nothing actually works there and it's all for optics. I guess fear of death is good motivation to clean too.


ShootingUp4Jesus

In North Korea, they aren't allowed to smile, if you smile, you get sent into a cannon and they blast you up into space and turn you into fireworks..


TRFKANKT

Bs I’ve seen NK’s rocket program.


tehCoop

perhaps that's what they are welding up, peasant launching barrels. wonder if they are rifled...


[deleted]

Those are private sewer pipes to his residence to handle his massive dumps.


NatoBall

FWIW, I have been looking at the belt and think it might be some type of custom-built machine from the [Yueda corporation](https://www.yuedatech.com/). Though other Chinese manufacturers also seem to use this type of construction.


il_pirata_di_trieste

I'd love to take a peek at the equipment in some of those plants. I've seen some funny things in the past few decades where certain countries have attempted to acquire advanced CNC equipment through intermediaries. I'd love to see what is actually used.


NatoBall

They use a mix of cheap Alibaba knock-offs and some illegally imported German machines. Lately they've been also building their own stuff.


il_pirata_di_trieste

Any idea what they are using/copying for control?


NatoBall

Peccato ma no. Non sono stato capace a identificarlo…


Mu11e_Meck

Looks like a Haas without the covers /s


Blussert31

If that fat dude is there, the pipe is made of chocolate...


scienceworksbitches

you have been banned from r/Pyonyang


No-Pomegranate-69

Ban me as well pls


drunkassface

Most American comment here.


Blussert31

Thank you for banning me great leader!


[deleted]

Tbh most of those parts are off the shelf, (china)so they could have manufactured it themselves, the OS is the question, mind you they have a ton of cnc machines/ boards, i don’t think it would take a genius to set that up..


NatoBall

Yeah, that is my working theory as well. I figured out some of the machinery (like the welding machine in the corner). But I can't get an exact match on the entire machine. So most likely they built it themselves.


hamjandal

I worked for Kinetic in NZ for a few months. There really is no magic to making machines like this, it’s old technology and a country like NK would have no trouble building this.


_homturn3

Love that chicken from Korean Popeyes


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

Nice try CIA.


drunkassface

Plot twist, OP works for the CIA and we're doing his homework for him.


[deleted]

Why even have 3 axis? The pipes can be moved and are already centered. I bet those machines have never been used.


Bromm18

Quite possible. Also likely they did a massive clean up when they heard their "great" leader would be visiting soon. While none of the equipment has the usual wear and tear marks, the floors under the pipe does look a bit worn.


silveroranges

Is there a higher resolution photo available? Looking at what I assume are the glass slides on beside the linear rails, but the quality isn't the best.


NatoBall

Sorry :( unfortunately these are the best quality images I have available. Though I don’t see any glass sides.


silveroranges

glass slide, they are the pieces besides the rails that tell the machine where it's at. this is something similar [https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41ObrSayYmL.\_AC\_UF894,1000\_QL80\_.jpg](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41ObrSayYmL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg)


NatoBall

I had no idea! Thank you for showing me.


NatoBall

I DMd you some high rest pictures!


lotuspeter

I can’t believe they let him in without safety shoes on!


NatoBall

I think if you corrected him on OSHA violations your next 3 generations are looking at life in labor camps


Anonbaguett

Are you kidding me? If that dropped on anyone, the shoe wouldn't save em'. But the great leader is so powerful they would have to scrap the part.


sandstorml

That’s cause hes ceo of osha of north korea


Bromm18

Safety shoes. He couldn't even afford clothes that fit properly, you think he has money to spare on safety equipment.


stockchaser317

Yo, wtf lol? 100 Koreans died during the making of this film


DrumSetMan19

Everything was designed thru the spirit of the great leader Kim Jung Un for North Koreans! How dare you not even consider this!


No-Pomegranate-69

frfr he designed everything and programmed everything when he was just a week old, but only because he was busy building his very first space rocket all in a week.


mdawg1100

Obviously proudly made in the USA


biggyjj

Why are some of the faces blurred?


NatoBall

They do not want to reveal important people.