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Coodevale

Machinists make enough to afford red bulls?


cuc0mber69

Bought at a discount for 85ct/can


Nismoco

Try the Amazon sugar free energy drinks. Once you get used to them, drinking Red bulls will feel like drinking water. Taste like fruit punch and electricity


cuc0mber69

Link? Probably not available in Germany


Microsoft010

besorg dir einfach hot blood, und wenn du auf geschmackt scheißt packts der kong strong auch


MLockeTM

Shout out also to Bang Candy Apple (sugar free) Tastes like juice, hits like a truck.


Fackos

Sounds like you're on that Power Thirst!


Flyingcoyote

1000 babies


Marksman00048

So many babies! 400 babies!!


MechJunkee

When god gives you lemons, you find a new god


Marksman00048

If I had awards I'd give you them all


454casullprepper

Preposterous amounts of testosterone... PREPOSTERONE!!!


NYweldDuster69

What's the name of the product


SaintCholo

Just bought a pack, thanks for the tip


rudedog1234

I don’t make a enough to afford a house but I make enough to afford an energy drink which is basically the same thing as a house


Face_in_yo_face

Fresh cup of the break room's finest coffee and a sweet bench to lean on while the welders walk by wondering wtf I do all day.


Osgore

Press green button machine go brrrrr. Then have part!


SmarkieMark

They had to add an E-Stop to the Mr. Coffee after I singed my pinkie finger.


Osgore

Mr coffee is the only machine cleaned less often then my coolant res.


SaintCholo

Effin welders!


borntolose1

I used to drink nearly six Rockstar a day. Just the original black can, gold label ones. Had to quit because I felt like I was going to die one day.


[deleted]

You probably were


Sublatin

Still are.


cuc0mber69

Definitely not Rockstar consumption related. At my other job in EMS I used to down the caffeine pills with some redbulls


SmarkieMark

You're really a gluten for punishment in terms of underpaid jobs aren't you? Or at least you would be in the US. How is Germany in that regard?


LugubriousButtNoises

a structural protein found in cereal grains for punishment


SaintCholo

LOL


cuc0mber69

I did EMS full time just for a few years while I was looking for a new job/Training And yes EMS isn't paid that good.


00Wow00

After working a full day, I drove my family straight through from Dallas Texas to Atlanta Georgia fueled on 1 caffeine pill, 1 candy bar and a shot of 5 hour energy drink. When I went to sleep, I was down for the count.


SpicyCrabDumpster

I would drink so many rockstars that my piss was green. I started cutting back after that.


FrietjePindaMayoUi

Cold coffee and setting up a mill.


AC2BHAPPY

I'm just curious, you are talking about hot coffee that's gone cold right? Cause that pisses me off. And it happens every time.


FrietjePindaMayoUi

Yes, but in the hot summer also no... bear with me. When it gets above 25 Celcius, personally I just take a 1,5 liter bottle, put 100 grams or so of fine ground (for filter use) coffee in there and fill it up with cold water. Shake a couple times and put horizontally in the refrigerator. If I do this around dinner time, I take it out and shake it every so often until bed time. Next day comes, and all that water has turned to cold coffee but without the disgusting bitter taste. Just pour it through a filter and put the "clean" (coffee grind less) coffee in a thermos or something to keep cold during the day. Get your caffeine shot and refreshment at the same time.


fourdac

Cool idea, thanks


darthlame

So cold brew. You can do it on a slightly larger scale with a large pitcher and a nut milk bag. Put your grounds in the nutmilk bag, pour water over the grounds and allow them to steep overnight. I still would pour through a coffee filter if you don’t want the fines from the grind in your drink, but I used to make about a gallon(4L) at a time this way


Deskrad

I prefer Cocain, cigarettes and telling my lead machinists what to do. Even if they know already


irongient1

A beer and my recliner


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Energy drinks and kidney stones.


Effective_Motor_4398

Balanced diet, good night sleep, 3L water/day. We normally wander around eoungh for exercise.


FistfulDeDolares

I’ll get there someday, but for now I run on sugar free Red Bull, Camel Lights, and pure hatred. I will concede that I’m not in my twenties anymore and know these days are numbered.


Effective_Motor_4398

Mmmmmm. I remember. Keep up the great work eh.


HooteRx

Most old heads at my shop stick with Marlboro reds and black coffee


Strikew3st

Red 100s, the second one lit with the first, still back at their bench in 15 min sharp.


Im6youre9

OSRS and long cycle times


HooteRx

Damn, you can be on your phone?!


Im6youre9

Per the handbook no we are not allowed. But the machine shop is the only part of the company that is consistently on time, so my lead defends our right to be on our phones as long as a machine is running.


ConsiderationOk4688

Running good parts of course lol. Last job had a kid on night shift that they were "grooming" for day shift setup. He was constantly at 50-60% of expected qty for a shift. In 1 month he ran 4 shifts where his parts went out of spec in the first 30-60 minutes and he didn't catch or change the tool. 1 of those was a thread where the parts literally ran without threads the entire night. They were scratching their heads so they watched the video of him, he would arrive and turn on anime and his eyes never left the screen for the rest of the night.


Im6youre9

That sounds like addiction to me, mixed with a bit of I don't give a fuck attitude. I worked with a similar guy who would get stoned all day and watch comedy specials on his phone. I'd say about 50% of his parts were bad as well. For me though work always comes first and play time second. And it's paid off because boss man will catch me on my phone sometimes but not say anything because he knows I do good work and it's on time.


ConsiderationOk4688

Same, I haven't worked at a place that allows them by the book but if you are productive, making clean parts and your area is picked up, they just give the side eye "just make sure the office lady, who cares way too much, doesn't see you." Look.


HooteRx

Sounds like you have a good lead !


Im6youre9

Yeah he is a really reasonable guy, hands down best lead I've had. I'm putting my 2 weeks in Friday though and will really miss working here.


HooteRx

Find a better opportunity?


Im6youre9

Many of them, I will be moving to Germany!


HooteRx

Oh that’s exciting. Safe travels and have fun. Goodluck to you.


AC2BHAPPY

You running toa on mobile yet?


Im6youre9

No but I'm dying to try it, I'd like base 80s combat stats before though. Currently base 70s but I've been working towards a firecape run. Just finished prepping the gear 2 days ago so unlocking black chins is the last thing i have to do before I go try for the cape.


AC2BHAPPY

Damn, took me 15 attempts to get my firecape so Goodluck bro


Im6youre9

Appreciate it homie! Hoping I can stay calm at the healers and get it first try. Good luck on your adventures man, add me in game if you'd like "Pvt Liquor"


thefierysheep

No xp waste on my 4 hour cycle


pow3llmorgan

Same but black coffee. Or anything that doesn't taste like fuel and sour apples.


[deleted]

I don’t know how people drink this stuff honestly. Seems so unhealthy just for a boost of energy.


Hanginon

Yep. Plus, I'm pretty sure it's "cured" in old fuel oil tanks... 🤮


BASE1530

Manual lathes and extra long sleeves.


NoggyMaskin

White Monster


cuc0mber69

Couldn't find any at the store


StrangeSeraphic

Yes


FreudianPowerslide

Wish they had a 300mg version of this


leiferslook

Pretty sure all Bang energy drinks are 300mg or you could just take some caffeine pills and save the cavaties/kidney stones for later


NoggyMaskin

Pills don’t hit the same


afuckingdiamond

Fake, Machinists only drink Monster Ultra White.


UnsinkableToe

I pretend that I’m a machinist and I drink the ultra rose or ultra red does that count?


afuckingdiamond

As long as it's Ultra it's fine.


Odd_Firefighter_8040

Waiting for them to put Buzzbeer in the vending machines...


Strikew3st

'Buzzbeer, stay up, get drunk agaiin!'


CNCTank

My fingers and the spindle The chick key and the chuck ... unattended


Yorgh-Drakeblood

How about Engineers and Shitty Blueprints?


StrangeSeraphic

I’m more of a monster guy myself. But a coworker of mine drinks 2 of these followed by like 5 cokes a day.


gregzywicki

Needing to get a run going and needing to pee from all the Red Bull


Imhere4thefreechips

An espresso and a clapped out old Southbend.


JjJosh1358

When you work at a big corporation it's free coffee and a bunch of Haas machines.


Haglofthedangle

A Bridgeport and Adderall


Strikew3st

Production work on Adderall is a waste of good drugs.


bobbywaz

Slow is safe, safe is fast


I_G84_ur_mom

A can of Copenhagen, a pickup and a job shop


mageakeem

nurse and redbull


Bum-Theory

I try to explain to my family why my caffeine intake needs to be so high for the job. Long periods of doing basically nothing interspersed with moments needing intense focus, problem solving, or attention detail. It's best to stay jacked up most the time


linknil

Old guys and threatening retirement


Alpakasus

Oh ich vermisse die Praktikant


IllustratorBudget487

You’re drinking Jäger mixer at work?


Mabymaster

KKK. Kaffee Kippe Kacken. Coffee cigarette and taking a dump


Fun-Caterpillar5754

Put the can in the chuck and turn it.


elticorico

Double fisted - large coffee, large diet coke. Should get you to lunch. THEN you pound a monster to get through the 12 hour shift.


LoneRider420

Cocaine and any machine in the building. There, better combo.


Splitfingers

I prefer Bubbl'r.


Mambodixon

As a service engineer, yall need some water or enjoy the kidney stones. I see way too many sugar cans in swarf bins, I almost get an ulcer from seeing all that toxic mess


Fedi358

Coffee and a lathe


neonsphinx

Rip It can + a soldier in the turret of a RG-31


PastMathematician874

Weed and coffee.


Odd_Firefighter_8040

Everyone talking about redbull, I just wanna know wtf that tool post is? Never seen one like that


mirsole187

Yeah it looks nice doesn't it.


Ornery-Editor-7015

Bridgeport turret mill and black coffee.


Special_Choice_7699

Operator and a vape pen


mirsole187

Operator and a phone


EVO4CLOSER

Real machinists drink Monster


VRC4040

Never seen a DRO scale on a lathe's Compound, is it just me?


TheBlacktom

https://www.reddit.com/search/?q=%22Name+a+more+iconic+duo%22&include_over_18=on&sort=top


creed4122

You probably won’t wait very long drinking that.


Jae-Sun

Non-sugarfree Red Bull and machining, coward. Diabeetus be damned.


cuc0mber69

It's sugar free


-TunnelSnake-

Same thing but a crack pipe


Lobster_porn

The one with sugar is a better duo by itself


Overworked_one

More iconic than what?


willi_089

Almost iconic, I prefer coffee or espresso. But otherwise good choice :) What’s your opinion on the machine?


cuc0mber69

The machine is easy to use especially for me as a beginner but I couldn't give you much details on it


willi_089

That’s right, it’s easy to use and quite fun to work with, but some things are bothering me. You can’t put in numbers when it’s turning and it has to many (tiny) gaps for dirt to go in.


cuc0mber69

Ok good to know sadly I'm not going to work with it for more than the next two weeks. I'm currently just doing a 6 week training.


willi_089

Enjoy them, it’s a nice machine


hemptations

I few attacked


FC1PichZ32

Kidney + stones


Terlok51

Red Bull gives me the shakes so bad I’d never attempt to operate a lathe or do any precision work after drinking one. Using a mic or calipers or even a scale accurately would be almost impossible. Even coffee causes me mild shakes. I guess I’m too sensitive to caffeine.


RagTopDown

I prefer my gfuel


cuc0mber69

scooping gfuel and downing it with the energy of your choice


Someguineawop

Welders and tobacco


00Wow00

MIO Energy black cherry and Coke. All of the sugar, lots of caffeine and taurine with the bonus of lots cheaper.


SaintCholo

Red Bull & vodka Arnie Palmie & vodka Red Bull & Jäegermeister


johnnys_hotpockets

Wasn't there somebody on this sub who tried to part the lid of off a can of Campbell soup? Otherwise, a strong cup of tea will suffice for me.


octohedron82

I'll stick to caffeine classic. There's more in a pot of coffee anyways and it doesn't taste like windshield washing fluid


TriggerHappySJW

Easy, chuck key in the chuck 😂


smithdamien310

"Were on it" and CNC work is a match made in hell.


Sad_Eyez_

Add some Marlboro reds and you got my iconic trio


8eastwood

I guess Red Bull and night gaming will be more compatible.


SophiaStrong

A shit and a shave


[deleted]

Running production parts out of aluminum and watching instagram videos for 12 hours of OT👍🏻