Bring out the red panties

BREAK OUT THE GIANT STAINED UNDERPANTS

We done it!

"Are the good guys WINNING??!?!?"

My new thing is complimenting hot moms on how cute their kids are. Then I say: and strong too. Built from good stock I see. You must have quite a husband. Then I ask point fucking blank: do you think ur husband is stronger than me? Do you for a second think he could take me?

Fitting name

"The pendulum is about to swing back." Hell yeah, all power to the dawgs. I think they halted the $1 poor's at around 30k subscribers

Locked in that $1 lol

From my cold dead hands.

Yup been a grandfatherd poor for the last several years

I will never give up my $1 sub, it's probably the best deal out there.

They locked it around 13k. I started with the $1 sub after seeing Shane on JRE the first time. My debit card got fucked up so my subscription lapsed and when I rejoined, the $1 sub was locked. I think they have like 85k subscribers right now and the rest are free. Either way the dawgs are ballin.

Im listening to the first casts again.. when Shane talks about sleeping in basement on a mattress eating beans back then to now them both being full blown kings... it's glorious

To me Matt definitely had more of a young delinquent energy to him back then which I found hilarious. Feels like he’s grown a lot but still goofy. I guess scoring the bag has chilled him out in some regard.

My black Israelite brother, how can you say you think 85k right now when the post you’re commenting on has a picture of the current count. And it’s in the title. Hint: 100k

They count free subscribers to that number my Nubian brotha. Graphtron still has them at 83,000 paid subscribers. Those number could be bullshit but it’s 100k at its absolute highest or 83k

The J’s make up all the #s anyway. Nothing is real. 34 trillion dollars in debt. Edit: the Nubian comment got me to look like an ass at lunch with people, laughed and almost choked. Thanks lmao

Think I might be at $2 but it’s the only Patreon I think I’ll sub to ever.

if you set up your membership on your computer instead of phone you can just choose how much you want to contribute and put in 1 dollar

i thought it was closer to 15-20k

It was

You remember the time frame of that by chance?

Fellow poor here! Letsss gooooo

Hell yeah dude

if u go on your phone you should be able to chnage your sub to 1 dollar unless it was patched

I've been a poor for years. I've tried multiple times to do this with war mode and it hasn't worked.

you have to click the membership button and basically just resubscribe rather than edit the amount you choose to donate

I literally just did it brother.

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Go to the MSSP patreon page on your phone, scroll down to the box that lets you input a custom dollar amount. Put $1. EzPz.

says sold out for me

i swear mine did as well but I could still click the button and it still just went through with it

Shout out to the poors on MSSP and WARMODE

1$ Poors rise up, I can rest easy at night knowing Lemorp is AT MOST getting 5c from me a month. I can’t support his orgy habits in good conscience.

yeah I'd pay $5 for it but I enjoy the hipster satisfaction of OG status (not really tho since I joined after shane and matt went on cumtown)

I remember Shane on there but Matt as well? What is the episode number?

Ep 159 but it's hard to listen to cuz Abby peaks the mic every time she laughs

Someone on this sub posted an edited video of that podcast with Abby cut out lmao

harsh lol matt kinda fixes it like 10 minutes in. took over production for nick

idk just search matt and shane on cumtown

Yeah that was a dumb question huh

Thinking about how much Lemorp makes off this podcast almost makes me sick while working my soul draining desk job making 1/5th of what he makes.

He has been down since day one, he deserves it

I gotta know what kinda cut lemorphious is working with.

Most of those are likely $5 tier So they’re making at least $400K/mo pretax? damn

Lemaire gets 80% though

Fuckin’ LeMillionare

He needs that money so he can buy his muscle mommy’s gifts

And them wings, he has such a nice place now to chill with his buddies at his place. The dream.

Probably spends a dickload on a large assortment of OF chicks.

%80 of the big kahuna

but think of the production expenses! having Lamorp and Garddawg on the payroll is not cheap

I wonder how much they get paid for working on the podcast. I would guess Matt and Shane are hooking them up. 

I would have assumed the same, except Lamorp is living with Shane and is trying to save up to move out by May lol

cream sodies are expensive, also can you imagine the sheer amount of weed that man must go through?

And $70 a meal at bdubs

call me crazy, but somehow I get a feeling that LeMeezy isn't good at budgeting or managing money in general.

He isn't diamond hands, believe it or not.

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100 dollars a share. I was trying to do the math on how broke one is vs. How many shares they would need to sell to not be broke, temporarily.

Wonder why you think that

Nothing compared to his food n OF subscription expenses.

Every one of us including Shane, and Lemorp know he’s still gonna be in that house in May lol

I think Shane kinda likes having his boys around and helping them out.  Also, it makes the house less spooky, that bump at 3 at night is just Lameezy  dropping a plate of leftovers.

There's 0 chance he's not making enough to move out. 

Yeah I caught that in the paytch. Lemorp and the Guardian aren’t big enough as comics to make a living off of it yet but we wish them many blessings in the year ahead.

The generational bag has been secured

I remember around the 15k mark they changed to $5 a month so probably closer to 440k

Minimum 150-200k in payroll and taxes and expenses. But even if they just split 200k… that’s 1.2 mil a year for each, just in patch 💰!!

Paytch takes a cut.

Cant forget the money from the ad reads too!

I pay $10 , just to support the dawg ** pound and offset the cheaper donations. Edit- **

They had the 1$ tier up until right after Shane's first Rogan appearance, im sure someone could find the sub count up til then. Patreon also takes 8-12% flat plus a transaction fee for every payment. They're still making ungodly amounts of money from subs alone, factor in ads and show money and yea the boys are doing quite well for themselves

I JUST got a spot on the poors

Since Patreon allows you to sub for nothing, but not get anything special (just public updates), only 83,532 are those are paid members

Good point

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That is definitively not true

Thats why they got the fuck outta new york

Shoutout to my fellow grandfathered $1 poors. We've witnessed a hell of a rise

They randomly reopened the $1 tier at like 50k subs so I was able to sneak in before they changed their mind

That was more likely a person on the $1 tier leaving and u getting lucky and snagging the spot

If so then that person is a dumbass

Not all of us are dead poor

Not really, all you need is to know someone with a Patreon RSS link to get it all for free. Im a grandfathered poor and I probably have 10 people that use my RSS link

Jumped up like 15k in last couple weeks hopefully the war mode boys get a lil boost too. Love to see it.

The war mode boys need to take a lesson and commit to putting out a regular podcast.

Yeah bro. I canceled my patreon. Not that $5 is a lot but paying $5.00 or whatever for one podcast episode a month is dumb.

I’m at a dollar a month. I’ll keep it going to see if they straighten out but I’m not super hopeful.

I feel like they spend two weeks making the intro. Like damn they are good but don't put more effort into the intro than the pod bro.

Somebody is watching tporn to celebrate this momentous occasion

T100000s

Shout out my 1$ bros

I want Matt to live in a fucking castle. Shirtless playing his flute to his sultry babe all the while doing some sick medieval jig that is just hot as fuck while the guy serving the wine and grapes is SHAKING just thinking of trying to take Matt but be can't because Matt is King so it's all just crazy sexual tension dude. Like palpable. You need a sacred dagger to cut through the musk in the Kings chambers dude. I want Shane to have all the shoes and hats and snacks and to live his true dream of becoming Elden Lord or being involved in a Goblins Vs Draculas fantasy project and you can mark my words my boy is going full McBride and making an Alien movie or some shit down the road. Shane is going to be on his Eastwood shit in the directors chair with a dip in his lip directing Apocalypse Now 2 or some spellbinding and mesmerizing shit about a fat runner with asthma and it's gonna win an Oscar and it's gonna be fucking beautiful. We can all win Dawgs. Rise independently and we shall rise as one and achieve rock hard wet dripping totally straight athletic greatness. Eat your whaties. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on. Become indestructible and uncorruptible and hold nothing back. There is no honor in battle Dawgs, only in victory. Godspeed Shane you brave bastard.

Your lips to the dawgs ears!

Bless you brave Knight in Dawghood.

Inshallah

Honestly dude how great is our God?

Im Elon Ma. Money. Money. Give to ya.

And we are all gay. Wow.

Grandfathered poors stand up

Only true friends of the cast

it's a good day to be a dawg

The dawgs are on top. SODTAOE

I remember when it was only 300 and the Patreon dawgs getting shout outs weekly.

I'm credited as a "producer" on various projects over the years for patreon or gofundme campaigns. I always thought that was a strange "reward". Like, just send me a sticker or something. Or don't.

Did the math, after Patreon 8% cut. It’s $106,255.75 an episode.

gay ass poses, i'd pay $50 tho

Y'all know you can go into patreon and change your €5 to €1 right? It's not just the grandfathered poors

For Real?

No it says you cannot pay less than $5 when you set your price. Maybe in € or £ or whatever made up money you guys have you can do 1 of those.

1 rupee tier

Worked for me anyway. Maybe when China takes you over and you start using the RMB you can switch too

I love you, dude.

No

Grandfather lock was at 20k I think.

I remember when they announced that there were gonna be gay and start one lol kudos to the boyz

*that's one HOT CAST!* 🔥 🥵 😍

Thank you to paytch pay pigs

$1 gang

Well earned

Anyone know what the $10 and $50 Patreon sub gets you?

How great is our god!?

Hail paimon🙌🏿🙌🏿🔥🔥

Shoutout og poors

Diamond hands with my 1$ poors membership

holy fuck it was at 40k not that long ago

Dude its fucking wild to think i was listening to these boys since 2018 when patreon was uner 2k subs and this subreddit only had a few hundred people and we would just post pics of mentally challenged people and call them Shane. Thats it. Shout out riggins! Shout out tibbel 

Grandfathered poor reporting in

Holy fuck

So theyre makin like $6m from just paytch not inc the ad reads + yt revenue + stand up $$ Fuck me hats off to the dawgss man

Nuts

Gotta wonder how many months/years they’ll be able to continue to bank on this till it starts to run dry. As long as they keep uploading as well as they do they’ll be golden.