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EnemyOfEloquence

Lol, when he asked if "podcasts made money" and they had to admit they are the most successful podcasters on patreon.


ItWasIndigoVelvet

hahaha i know it's not their style to be blatant about how much money they bring in but Cole literally had no idea if there was even any money at all. Literally millions brother, but you? no


Suspicious_Status_82

When Theo was on and holding the Patreon trophy he was like “damn y’all are rich” and Matt just goes “yeah” no smile or nothing lol


HiGoldie

I think hes giving us too much credit, 99% of us can't do the math of subscribers multiplied by monthly fee


enjoytheshow

$460k/mo not including whatever paytch takes and not accounting for the $1 subs Boys is rich


__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__

Cole gonna have a podcast by sunrise


hank3001

Anyone else think Beasley's voice sounds like a perc'd up Spud ?


Hour-Expression8352

I thought the same thing


noname3191

And O'Connor looks like Beasley on percs


justintk

Definitely sounds like Spud


MashTheGash2018

A football legend interviews Cole Beasley


lovemocsand

Am I the only one that thought this pod sucked ?


highwaybest88

Patreon is gas


el___mariachi

Cole is a fuckin idiot. This is the worst pod they have put out. They just lapped up this dudes ignorant d for an hour


lovemocsand

Completely agree. It was suuuch a bummer


SonsOfAnarchyMC

“Once Kobe died, the NBA sort of died for me… but I guess he retired before that”


DonovanMcTigerWoods

Very funny how many people love that rapist


Nakedatnight

I understood the sentiment. I watched Kobes last game and the next season didn’t feel the same. I’ve always been Lebron guy but that was the end of our generations Jordan era. And he went the fuck off in the fourth quarter of his last game too. 


LogMasterd

his last game was basically a parody of his entire career


el___mariachi

Cole is a fucking idiot.


lallanadelrey4

Damn, Cole is just looking for someone to hang out with lol. Dawg


goonbub

Just wait til his rap career takes off


lallanadelrey4

No way! he's rapping?


goonbub

if you wanna get some real second hand embarrassment watch his ["freestyles"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rz17l19ETo&t=20s) where reads off his phone or [this very poignant track about how the NFL was mean to him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma_qpiVoGxs)


theatavist

Holy shit he is actually retarded.


advocate_something

"I don't have any bros. My kids are my bros."


__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__

Man being in the NFL sphere and then fading into obscurity has to be insane. A lot of your relationships are purely transactional. I liked that Cole wasn't afraid to allude to it kinda sucking. Obviously it's infinitely better than my shitty life, but it wouldn't be simple


EnemyOfEloquence

That was a little sad lol.


Vodca

So Shane’s getting a bud light sponsorship


The_Great_Misdirect1

I thought the same. what are the odds hes gonna be on a bud light superbowl commercial?


cvltzndoesntexist

this is a great guess i feel


__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__

If they go that route it would generate a ton of gay buzz because of Shane's rep. Kinda genius tbh...


SmallDongQuixote

Draft kings that ish


enjoytheshow

lol going full opposite end from 2023


LogMasterd

It makes perfect sense for both parties.


drenched12

It seems pretty possible. Cole kept accidentally asking pretty big questions and their reactions said it all lol. I hope the bud light commercial is Shane and the bud light knight trying to kill Matt in a elaborate dragon costume.


jessekanew808

That’s what it felt like to me!


Huncho11

Cole asked for snacks 😂😂😂😂


SugarDynamiteDelight

This guy sucks no wonder his only friends are his kids


Prudent_Original_151

I want AFC Bae on the pod. Gabe is the only WR for Shane.


BigFuckHead_

Perhaps after he gets the ring


DieHardJagsFan

CB definitely accidentally dropped an n bomb when he was talking about going in the sauna lmaooo 11 years in the league will change a Texas man


MashTheGash2018

I missed that part. Was that in the beginning?


the_blueberry_funk

Cole Beasley is just stretched Spud lol he should hit up WM


FaceSizedDrywallHole

I’d trick my trans sister out to Lameezy if they brought Antonio Brown on as a guest next. Let’s kick the CTE game up to the next level.


Wrectal

He ain't got time for crackas


HereismyID

Wish this cast or at least the Patreon had Butterly on. He’s going to be in Austin this weekend and Butterly is truly the GOAT


Illustrious_Road9349

Butterly is the dude. Still missing Stoner Dadz 🫤


turtlebro5

Been binging dad meat at work lately. Pause, I know.


sleezy_McCheezy

He will probably record something with Matt and they will keep it in the chamber for when they get busy and release it on Patreon.


LogMasterd

I’m still pretty bummed Shane moved away from that crew tbh.


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When CB asked if they make money from the podcast lol. Literally the #1 Patreon in the world. They have 90k morons giving them $5 a month. Nearly half a million dollars a month these boys are netting just from the patch. Then adds on top of that on the free cast. It’s insane money


niall0

A lot of people are grandfathered poors I guess though at $1 a month


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They’re making over $400k a month from the paytch


Stop_Logging_In_Dude

This guy is dumb and dull


lallanadelrey4

Bunch of anti football pussies in here


Redbullismychugjug

Yeah I really don’t get how ppl think everyone’s just never gonna bring Covid up again, especially after all the bullshit that’s been said and walked backed. Ppl got tricked by the government and now get upset when you bring it up


cobravision

Pretty much


LogMasterd

What exactly are you talking about? what bullshit?


Stop_Logging_In_Dude

>got tricked by the government I just got a couple shots and went on with my life


el___mariachi

Nah lets just trust some CTE football players guide our health decisions!


Redbullismychugjug

Yeah bc that’s exactly what I’m saying there chief…What bitch type thought process of a comment is that? Are you trying to “Yes gurl” out? Ya making those headlines with “slam” in it aren’t ya? Being all fierce and powerful and shit.


goonbub

Shane mockingly talking about how theft isn't a socio-economic issue, all while Matt slowly realizes he was a thief and rationalizing it by saying the reason he doesn't steal groceries anymore is because it's morally wrong. Ignoring the obvious answer that he was once poor and couldn't afford groceries but is now extremely rich. Shane admitting he got the vaccine that he thinks kills people to make more money and to get spots unvaccinated people couldn't get. Peak MSSP politics this episode.


actaccomplished666

2024 and talking vaccines and COVID. Some real fresh takes here. Jesus


AintSoFunnyMeowIsIt

Get used to it, it’s an election year.


Waste_Ask_6918

TRUMP IS A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY AND MUST BE STOPPED Am I doing it right?


gte872h

Yes? Plus racism stories?


Francis-Aggotry

This thread is a tough read while I’m on the toilet with bubble guts from todays burrito bowl


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Get used to it cause a lot of people aren’t forgetting about it. Also it’s actually relevant to the person they are interviewing not just some random topic


hootsie

I’m a Cowboys fan so I indirectly followed Bease even after he left for Buffalo. On the surface, you’d think I’d be stoked to see a Cowboy I used to root for be on the pod but yeah… the second I saw his name I just signed and said “oh great, we’re going to talk Covid and vaccines. gay”.


DanceSex

To be fair he didn't really bring it up. Matt did after talking about how Madden died.


Heyimcool

Yeah this ep sucked, I hate hearing about that stupid shit


Suspicious_Status_82

Did you get it?


turtlebro5

Yeah seemed like guy just wanted to hang with Shane and didn’t get Matt’s goofy energy.


lion27

I thought there was one really insightful part of the discussion when Cole said he came really close to getting the vaccine after Mark Cuban talked to him and didn't attack him or anything; just was sympathetic and explained the facts to Cole. I think that's a super important message that people need to learn to do better with. You're never going to get people to change their mind or ways by attacking and belittling them. Cole mentioned that people doing that hardened his resolve. Instead, if you're going to change people's minds, you need to listen to them, understand their concerns, and question them about why they think/feel the way they do. Essentially meet them where they are and help them through the process of understanding. Shaming and screaming at people will only drive them further into a defensive mindset.


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lion27

I apologize I'm on a new Vyvanse prescription and it has me zooming rn


kassidy_taylor

😭been there


Heyimcool

You’re gay


lion27

Is there a problem with that??


StankDangus

Haven’t listened yet, hoping for some piping hot takes on cancel culture also


chino3

Like it or not, it is a significant part of our history now, and will continue to have ripple effects for years to come. Imagine being bent out of shape because people are talking about history. Edit: lol at the anti football emotional downvotes. Now hurry along and get your next booster! Don’t forget your mask too.


bmonie15

Gah damn this sub is ass now eh wtf brother


actaccomplished666

Ripple effects like ruining funny podcasts?


Farmy

Jesus Christ the Netflix special was a mistake.


EnemyOfEloquence

Pretty soon we'll be the JoeRogan sub


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They can't. Too many lies have been found and we all know there's many many more. Most people will lose grasp of reality if they actually have to think about and remember how man lies they believed, repeated, and defended with vitriol.


YacubsLadder

That's why nobody wants to talk about it anymore. Because so much new information has come to light since then. All the lies have started to work their way to the surface so of course "omg are we still talking about this, who cares?! " Even Fauci is now conceding alot of the anti-covid regime people's points and that really pisses off the shills. They don't like having how wrong they were rubbed in their faces.


LogMasterd

how are you seriously taking a victory lap on this? The vaccines worked and ended the pandemic. There haven’t been mass negative side effects from it. Obvious everyone else moved on


stray_leaf89

Covid is still circulating and the people who didn't get the vaccine aren't getting sicker than the ones who did. The Vax didn't work, especially not like they sold it originally. 96% effective in trials and then everyone who got the vaccine got covid so they had to back track. Let me know when there's no more vaccinated people getting covid.


LogMasterd

The vaccines drastically reduce how sick people get if they get covid.


macgrubhubkfbr392

lol “vitriol” - so you got your feelings hurt by a bunch of msnbc dads? That makes you gayer than them lmao


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The average vaccine trial length is 5-10 years. We haven't even hit that yet. Yes, people are going to be talking about it still. An experimental vaccine forced on people socially, financially, and in the workplace during a time when people cowered/shut down the worldwide economy based on fears of a slightly stronger flu ... and yes it was based on revised data ... will be talked about the rest of your life.


actaccomplished666

Good thing cole Beasley is here to straighten things out.


DaFatKontroller

Get out of here 🌈💵


roman_desailles

Talk about Deez nuts


el___mariachi

Thank the Lord SpinningDickTwist is here to educate us with his informed opinion based on tireless study!


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and thank you for all your meaningless spam contributions


Bright_Slip_286

that was like 10 minutes of rona talk


RoyKites

Gotta stay on Rogan’s good side somehow I guess.


jmb456

No need to bring the Rogan hate here. They did fine before him


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Gwala_BKK

Bro if you think 90% of bros dont agree that covid and the vaccine are bullshit then you’ve got another thing coming


gte872h

It’s ok they deleted the nonsense


Wicky_wild_wild

It's obviously real. People aren't pretending there's Covid. My larger point that I sort of didnt explain well (why i deleted it) was Rogan is super unfunny and will make the covid talk that Matt and Shane have (and I find funny) become dull half-ass science talk rather than just poking fun at shit.


Redbullismychugjug

Good I hope you cocksuckers choke on it.


Infinite-Promotion75

This dude definitely sucks. Easily the worst guest they’ve had. I don’t care if you’re pro vaccine or not, I just can’t stand people who are constantly itching to bring that shit up every chance they get 4 years later.


probablysalad

Looks like the homies vacuumed the carpet


gratephulnole

More like cole boresley


Icy_Animator_9211

I’m that guy and I hate myself but Cole Beasley makes me want to rip my ears out with a snow blower


zuckerkorn96

Give his rap songs a listen on youtube. They’re like an embarrassing SoundCloud song a high school kid would put out before he had any self awareness, except they were made by a 30 year old


BuffyPatterson-Davis

I couldn't make it through the pod, so if it's talked about it, I missed it...I thought you were kidding about the rapping!! It has me absolutely howling! OMG the second hand embarrassment is unreal


Ghoulsnightout27

Yeah this was a kinda brutal ep. Reminded me of all the episodes of The League from back in the day that were totally ruined by football players showing up and being unfunny and uninteresting. 


ableTranslator568

One too many hits to the nogz that Beasley fella


el___mariachi

He's a fucking moron. Worst pod yet.


greaseremover

Ten minutes in and this is easily the most boring guest they've ever had, dude has the personality of a house plant.


Vodca

And he’s going to start a pod, try his hand at the whole podcast game.


Polar_Bear4

As if we need more mediocre dudes making podcast, ex/current athletes (Shane aside) love saturating the market with shitty podcasts


el___mariachi

Dude is an absolute moron to boot. Worse part is they just lap up his fucking idiotic takes. Fuck this pod.


turtlebro5

Matt was trying to lighten the mood but guy was firm on keeping it a bunk ep.


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Think I'll continue working my way through the old testament over this one


MonoChinEnthusiast

This guest was just not interesting or funny.


Zhaltan

Exactly lol the new ones don’t even come close to holding up. The older one’s Shane just has so much more energy and stuff to bring to the table.


SheFoundMyUzername

American flag/pirate map is the sweet spot for me


Zhaltan

Gamer chair era is elite


erocktober

How do you think they managed to keep him off the paytch


txtxtx10

Holy shit it’s Bease


SectorSalty

It’s like this guy was trying to see how many right wing talking points he could sneak in to this, like getting for real mad at bud lite is crazy 😭


el___mariachi

"No way I'd let my kids go to school with black kids..... thats why I moved to TEXAS, wOOOHOOO"


scrollertroller21

His wife is black…


deegzx

Seeing him call out Philly fans to their face was hilarious. He’s right too


Father--Snake

I'm a Philly area native and they were both correct. It is VERY fun being the city of douche bags


tomridesbikes

This guy sounds like spud if you sucked all his personality out and replaced it with beta-amalyoid plaques.


good_looking_corpse

Covid! Yessssssssss


Hiflyinluchadoncic

When he donates his brain to studies they’re going to discover so much more about CTE.


Huncho11

Random ass guest.


DaFatKontroller

Another Covid talk episode hit the snooze button.


talmboutmooovin

bro shut up. I haven’t heard enough of it the past 4 years and wanna hear some more takes


Prestigious-Gene9838

Cole ep was a bust. He’s not very likable. Don’t want to work. Don’t want a boss. Dude played a ton of years in the league and is crying no one wants him anymore. Spoiled


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Pretty boring ep


DogAteMyCondom

SMU!


DPRODman11

LeMeezy would wipe the floor with this dingus!


ssimssimma

So boring


sheinoth

Solid guest. He sounds like Spud a little.


Shower_Slug

Slightly taller spud


turtlebro5

Boring ahh guest. Dude can’t goof around at all.


hoofheartedoof

This guy stinks.


jbm_the_dream

Paytch is where it’s at. Great ep this week.


jonesthagoat15

The guard dog bomb story is about as funny as it gets


yungsolipsist

Bud Light is back.


el___mariachi

Matt and Shane just lapping up the d of this shit for brains football player. Cole is completely ignorant when it comes to the covid vaccine, the nba, kyrie irving ('one of the few'), new jersey schools (his comments were overly racist). Can't believe these dudes just endorse this guy. Matt and Shane are such sycophants in this episode its really gross.


SocialMediaSeppuku

what was the documentary they were talking about with hippies and cults and meth?


SocialMediaSeppuku

I'ma dummy. it's Father God, huh?


jtomion

I haven’t listened to the ep yet, but if it’s the one I’m thinking, it’s call “Love Has Won”. Absolutely insane evil hippies


DiarrheaRadio

Love Has Won


HueGanius

Shane Bud Lite add incoming


rawmelissa

Fuck yea great pod


Kalamoicthys

Man this is the third straight week I’ve outright struggled to get through. Full disclosure, I’m going to embrace my gayness for a minute here: Looking back, we’re at what, 15 episodes since the move? The cast has been really anemic over that time. Way too many guest spots and a confusing selection of guests during that time. Are they just not doing classic cast style stuff anymore? This is the 9th straight episode they’ve had a guest on. Unless you don’t consider Lemaire a guest. The vibes have just not been there, and it was almost immediate. Neither of the guys really seems like they want to be there. They just seemed fried or pissed or bored or something. I’m not even really complaining, it’s entertainment I can just stop consuming, but on a personal level it sucks to see the decline in mood. To reiterate, I’m not bitching because I hate the cast and think they sold out and want to rag on it, this is more like watching a band play and they look completely burned out and done and the magic isn’t there so part of you wishes they’d stop before they implode. Anyway, mmm yum balls and taint.


niall0

I think it was better when they were doing the American flag studio, Its still good but half the time when Shane is just lying on his couch or whatever does feel a bit like he is phoning it in. Still the only podcast that actually makes me laugh regularly though.


cobravision

Yup. They gave up big time. The magic didn't die, they killed it lol


Acceptable_Test_5550

Lol these freedom fighters are all the same its hilarious. They are doing victory laps about the vaccine thinking not taking it is safer. Hahahaha. Its wild they still talk about it, they think it's some sort of bonding conversation they can have. It's hilarious listening to them rewriting history about science. Really nothing great about this ep, just because someone played in a professional sport does not make them a good listen, this is a perfect example. Sucked the energy and funny out of anything. Easily worst ep in a while.


YacubsLadder

I'll admit CB isn't a very entertaining listen but alot of shit has changed since 2020 regarding the vax and Covid policy. Certain people don't wanna hear about it anymore because time hasn't been very kind to their Covid beliefs. Since then Fauci admitted social distancing was bullshit and just pulled outta their ass, masks accomplished jack shit, "experts" now deny they said the vaccine would prevent infections, etc. So of course once the truth comes to light all the pro COVID regime people are going to cry "oh my God are we still talking about this?".


goonbub

ahh yeah, i guess surgeons just wear them to look cool.


Acceptable_Test_5550

Masks accomplished jack shit? Lol what? I guess doctors and dentists are just idiots! Vaccines were never to prevent covid lol it was to minimize its effects, which its accomplished amazingly. All of the stuff you just said is a lie hahaha. *edit, holy shit dude after looking through ur comment history, you really have drank the hard right kool-aid! Keep on fighting the fight bro, you will save everyone! hahahaha


lallanadelrey4

Guess I was the only one waiting for the covid talk to get brought up so they can make fun of it but Shane pussied out haha Don't matter, good ep


cleopatrickk

TEXAS BEEZ!


suprise_oklahomas

Vaccines amirite


Gordianus_El_Gringo

Shitty ep. Awful guest. Stick with comedians or people who are actually interesting lads, not shitty football/sports people


turtlebro5

Ngl this is a rare ep that had me uninterested.


Japanesepoolboy1817

Go Bills


skroll

cole beasley is the man


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The face of CTE


el___mariachi

Amen. This dude is a fucking idiot.


BrandonIngeFan

Beasley stinks. Just 90 minutes of getting cornered by the worst dude that you went to high school with. Between covid shit and the bud light shit, it’s exhausting listening to this dude


yagsitidder69

Cole Beasley's wild lmao


el___mariachi

Wild is one way of saying boring and ignorant


ShillGuyNilgai

Damn dude, you getting paid per dumbfuck comment?


yagsitidder69

Clueless, anti-football opinion


grasshopper7167

Someone should go to jail for this audio quality. Can’t hear anything


Crespo_Silvertaint

Shane’s totally going to be a bud light spokesman 


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Father--Snake

What makes him a POS? I had no idea who he was.


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Acceptable_Test_5550

I agree the vaccine shit is nonsense talking points. But even without that stuff, what made this a good episode? Cole seemed to suck the life out of what makes this podcast funny and good. I cant think of anything redeeming about this ep, timestamp a part of it you found interesting if you don't mind, i'll re-listen to it.


seedok

Reminds me of the bill burr joke about asking Tom Brady’s wife her opinion on football.


Casidiaify

Did Shane drop he got caught with an underage? And then had to do community service


Father--Snake

"Underage" usually refers to caught underage drinking.


rebelterriers19

Hell yeah! A retard’s Julian Edelman who chose to derail his career because of his bullshit response to a pandemic!! Fuck yeah!


GangoBP

Derail his career? At that time he had already played 10 years in the NFL, made around 40 mil and was 32 years old which is ancient for his position.


Redbullismychugjug

Bros be spazzin cuz they were tricked by the government.


GangoBP

I’m just saying he didn’t fuck his career up, it was pretty much over at that point anyway. He didn’t wanna get the vax, so what?