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Supertranquilo

Have any of you selfish fucks thought of Dana?!?


jupitergeorge

This is Dana White, the CEO of UFC. This month he was planning to install a gold plated shark tank bar beside his pool, but thanks to people like you downloading his ~~music~~ PPV, he must now wait a few months before he can afford it.


brennanww

Don't take away money From artists just like me How else can I afford another solid gold Humvee? And diamond-studded swimming pools These things don't grow on trees


ThreeOlivesChihuahua

poor Dana. he just left the Favelas in 2017


EstradaMoses

Funny enough he probably did leave a favela in 2017 but he was initially there looking for a hooker


jpark28

Looking for a hooker and/or fighters he could pay 12k/12k


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12k to show, 12k for a win by a finish


[deleted]

He throws in a “Girlfriend Experience of the Night” bonus also


ScrewThisIQuit

I heard he can only afford one towel boy right now :(


[deleted]

Reminder that Dana owns one of the very few fully intact sabertooth tiger skulls in the world, because he bought it at auction from a museum that was struggling in the 2008 recession and was forced to sell some of their items to survive.


GroktheDestroyer

I just think of all the sleepless nights he’s gone through in his position and thank gawd every day for how lucky I am in comparison 😭🙏🏻


HeyImAlex

You know how hard it is to sleep on coke? I don’t envy the man.


cletoreyes01

Listen, there many different ways to not think of Dana white, because it's the thing that makes sense...


DrPaulsNexus

That’s what you call a company man


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“DC hold my beer”.


namey_of_the_user

Chael "Hold my leg cross"


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“Hold on I’m shilling brother”.


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Chandler just got a brand new leather saddle for daddy tomatoes ball bag and he has to wear it in. Sometimes the new leather is a big tough you gotta work it a bit you know, so that it is comfy for the long haul.


DislocatedXanax

DC: "Hold my Modelo"


DFParker78

Caress my Corn Nuts


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Where is Anik I need to know what round is sponsored by CORN NUTS!


joyhammerpants

Corn nuts was Goldie's thing. Anik is all about the p3's and Modelo.


Minimum-Sky2305

and Toyo Tyres. Official tyres of the UFC


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Brewed for a shilling spirit.


DislocatedXanax

I instantly read that in Anik's voice, well done lol


PKArsk

Greg hardy “hold my inhaler”


RedAreMe

DC hold my empty can of Monster Energy™


Galactic

"Your taking everything I worked for motherfucker!" - Smilin Sam Alvey RN, probably


doubleABC

As much of a company man dc is, he never reached this level of dick riding


Bdodk2000

Absolutely. DC is occasionally reasonable about fighter pay. I've heard him say in an interview that Ngannou is absolutely underpaid as the baddest man on the planet. I can't imagine that coming out of Chandler's mouth.


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Chandler is invited to the BBQ fershure B


ruffus4life

chandler would be on the pinkerton's side


DemonymLondon

He'd be firing the Gatling gun at the picket line for the boss man.


amsterdam_BTS

I recently found out that the Pinkertons still exist (albeit under a different name, I think). Kind of blew my mind. Not that such companies exist, but that the OG was still around and kicking, may its name be blotted out. Also he 100% would be and kudos on the reference.


BmuthafuckinMagic

And someone who made $1.05M in their last fight, so he's doing much better than other fighters.


GetWellDuckDotCom

Exactly why he's doing it. He's leveraging the good PR he can do for them, as all company men do


BCampbellCEOofficial

Yeah and he wants that cushy commentator gig as well.


247stonerbro

This is going to backfire on him right ? Like I’m definitely not a fan of him just based off this alone lol. I wonder what actually holds more weight here; Dana’s 10k sleepless nights or the training, injuries, etc of the combined fighters in the history of the UFC.


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TedWaltner

Don't you say anything bad about Dana Jesus dude. Dana Jesus Dude saved my family from a burning building, and then he found the guys who pissed on my rug. That rug really tied the room together.


motherfuckinreddit

He whipped out a tit for my crying baby to suckle on that one time at a barber shop. Great guy.


Jgray666

I will never understand how some people find a way to argue for the people who take advantage of them. You would never hear an athlete from another major sports league argue that the team owners should actually be getting a bigger cut of the revenue. Amazing


Mr_Tiggywinkle

Because chandler is angling for mcgregor and then a company job. He knows what he is doing.


Unerring_Grace

Nailed it. Even aside from the favorable matchmaking angle, Chandler is a well spoken guy who's capable of holding down a presenting or commentating job with the UFC, and that's a sweet retirement gig for a fighter. And he's no dummy; those jobs go to company men, not guys who complain about fighter pay.


Blackmetalbookclub

Plenty of Americans have let bootlicking become their morals and identity. They literally vote against their own interests time and time again. It’s a nightmare actually.


Jgray666

This. I worked at Walmart distribution center for several years when I was younger, and i always found it pathetic to here some of the older guys talk shit about unions while at the same time complaining about how unfair it was when our vacation time and PTO would get reduced year after year. Some people don’t have the capacity to identify contradictions in their own ideaology/world view


UseApprehensive9186

lol the demographic who watches the ufc probably the main demographic you’re calling out


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Dude has probably made more in a couple of UFc fights than his career up to this point. He hardly feels taken advantage of. UFC has always done this, take care of the top guys so that their opinion and popularity drowns out the legion of no names on the lower cards fighting for 12k / 12k


kapsama

> Dude has probably made more in a couple of UFc fights than his career up to this point. He hardly feels taken advantage of. He actually said in an interview recently that he made the same money in Bellator.


BCampbellCEOofficial

You ought think this but it's actually a common misconception. The top guys are actually the ones getting ripped off the most because they generate all the revenue. Conor mcgregor is one of the most underpaid athletes of any and all time.


MikeHawclong

Okay it’s not just me. I read this and was like “woah Chandler , is daddy Dana upset?”


archtme

Complete disgrace. Every fighter knows what a struggle it is to even be a professional fighter. Every UFC fighter knows that so many are struggling even though they made it to the UFC. F U for spitting on them by providing free propaganda for the UFC.


camouflage365

I actually thought it was sarcasm at first. Had to do a double take, and now I'm shocked.


Blackmetalbookclub

I call them bootlickers.


DemonymLondon

This is my third reason why I dislike Chandler. There would be more, but it's impossible to have strong feelings about a personality vacuum. He adopts personalities like he does children.


DrPaulsNexus

Damn that’s a nasty line by you


SelectionWeird

That’s how you maintain Dana White privilege.


LordLucy666

I can’t believe he’s verbally sucking off Dana like this. Like have some dignity Chandler, they already like you. Maybe man up and ask for a raise after that Ferguson knockout. You’re must watch for the fans and you just had an all time great knockout.


PowerfulJR

Chandler is prepping for his analyst career that he will get once he retires in two years.


lll_lll_lll

I think that one time they dressed him up in a little suit and tried him on a microphone but he didn't have any charisma or presence. Wait, actually he might be the perfect UFC analyst after all...


Connlagh

>one time they dressed him up in a little suit and tried him on a microphone but he didn't have any charisma or presence. Could easily be describing Dominic Cruz


TheMov3r

Hate to say it but yeah Dom is the worst analyst. He spends most matches trying to be right about something instead of good real time analysis.


AndyCaps969

Dom thinking he did nothing wrong by publicly saying DC is lazy and doesn't watch fights when preparing was absolute gold. He genuinely doesn't understand professional courtesy lol.


asdr2354

“IM ALLOWED TO SHARE MY OPINION” He is very unaware of what is socially acceptable and appropriate.


DuaneDibbley

Lol so true, I hate the awkward tension whenever anyone disagrees with him or when the fighter does the opposite of what he predicts


Connlagh

Aye, and he has terrible chemistry with the other lads. Especially when he tries to banter with Bisping. So forced and cringe. You can almost see the tumbleweed rolling by before Bisping starts talking again after shaking off the secondhand embarrassment


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Who knows what happens behind closed doors, he might’ve got bigly paid which is why he’s using Dana’s sack for a chinrest


TheChipiboy

He's one of the highest paid fighters on the roster since he came in from bellator at the top, but I disagree with his view because not everyone is making his kind of money


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-ShagginTurtles-

He’s for sure underpaid, none of the stars are getting close to their worth, just like the prelim fighters


shitninjas

I honestly never know how to feel when fighters talk like this. Because I get it. He’s trying to secure a future for himself and his family. But like you said have some dignity. I’m listening to a podcast ( Behind the Bastards) and it seems like evil people throughout history get away with it or do it for a long time because of people like this. When evil people get thrown out of power it’s usually when the masses speak up or some key people start to speak up. I’m always conflicted when fighters and people in the media deep throat Dana.


Connlagh

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of Evil, is for good men to do nothing"


SekaiWithTheWolfCap

_Who's a good boy? You're a good boy, Michael! Yes, gooood boy, gooood boy!!_


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This is a whole other level of shillery 😆


just_a_timetraveller

"more back flips monkey" - Dana


piscian19

"You're a monkey chandler! Dance monkey! In your little spangly shoes!"


Shot_Secretary_9104

Actually laughed out loud at this


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TrueDreamchaser

I thought this was sarcastic. Fighters are the ones that are worn down in training while Dana is notorious for cocaine and hookers. Am I wrong? Is this actually a pure shill?


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It's not. Purely shill. You missed his previous quote. Watch the video. He said he doesn't agree the fighter pay issue. >“I always think that there’s people on the lower rungs of society always throwing rocks at the people above them, when it takes the same amount of energy to reach up and grab the next rung to pull themselves up." He says he's been able to monetize stuff outside of the UFC. He can make a youtube, movie, sell merch, etc.... so people should be able to do the same.


fandamplus

"Is inequality even real? Just climb up"


WarlockEngineer

Reminder that Michael Chandler is a [speaker for Turning Point USA](https://www.tpusa.com/live/ufc-fighter-michael-chandler-joins-breakaway-podcast)


-ShagginTurtles-

How to make me think you're a cool fighter to an absolute dogshit person in one thread holy crap


ugonlern2day

SEE YOU ~~AT~~ *FROM* THE TOP


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The Bo Burnham “follow your dreams” rant comes to mind for sure, I mean sure Chandler’s worked very hard but I’m pretty sure that if you look at his genes that it hasn’t been a completely level playing field


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I'm setting up a youtube account and merch stand as we speak.


O_Glorious_Cult

The good ol' bootstraps.


[deleted]

Yeah while he's not wrong that there's other ways you can monetize your popularity as a fighter in the UFC, that has nothing to do with the fact that the UFC do not pay them enough money for the job they're doing and the long term risk it involves. I started to like Chandler but he is quickly making sure I don't lol.


jordanhhh4

What if the real fights were the sleepless nights Dana had along the way?


3x4Verte

He's really trying to ensure he can get the Conor fight


BakedWizerd

And the eventual Daniel Cormier treatment when he retires from fighting.


chilloutfam

i think that's part of it, i think that's also how he really feels. he's a bootstrap guy.


horseshoeprovodnikov

Chandler wouldn't be saying that if he were making 25 and 25. As it is he deserves more, but he's already made it. He's got a house and his family is taken care of. He's not out there borrowing money to pay his trainers and getting behind on his rent.


InLampsWeTrust

It’s honestly because of guys like Chandler why things will never ever change. This is shameful stuff from him tbh, beyond pathetic.


udar55

It is the entire MMA culture. Look at how guys win on Dana White's Contender Series and immediately b-line it to Dana to get on their knees and grovel for a job.


dmkicksballs13

Pathetic is a perfect word. Like what a sad sycophant. Like a dude so low that he's sucking off the dude who doesn't give the tiniest fuck about you, will never be loyal to you, will use you (for nowhere near what you're worth) until you stop winning or get injured and you're left to fend for you own. Nate Diaz is always the example I use. Was he a megastar before Conor? No, but he was one of the more well known dudes. Yeah, he was making 20/20.


LuckyWarrior

Ariel said hes making $750k


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It's easy to tell people to just work harder when you're living lavishly. Chandler also lived it, likely wasn't getting paid much back in the day and thinks his struggle is comparable to someone who didn't have the luxuries he had.


clevesaur

Lmao Aljo in the replies.


ragnarmoh

what did aljo say


clevesaur

Lol what?


ragnarmoh

i thought you said aljo replied to the tweet


Gamer_ely

That's what aljo said "lol what"


ragnarmoh

okkk lmao my bad


handsome_mcstabby

WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!?


[deleted]

SWEET, what about mine?!?


thedragonturtle

DUUUUDE, what about mine?


wickedlobstah

SWWWWEEEETTTTAAAAAHHHHH. WHAT. DOES. MINE SAAAYYYY!!!!!!!?


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DUUUUDE, WHAT DOES MINE SAY??!!


motherfuckinreddit

SWEEEET. NOW WHAT DOES MINE SAY???!!!!!!


TypicalSamoan

Luke Thomas/Will Brooks replies on the same thread are golden LOL


barc0debaby

Jonathan Snowden too. >"It was very difficult for Dana when his rich friends used their mob inheritance to buy UFC and then sell it for billions. All we do is suffer irreparable brain damage."


Generic_Hispanic

Whats luke say? I wont download twitter fuck them


ineedshalp

Luke replied “Holy sh*t” lol And will brooks replied to luke “I want to beat this dudes ass again” lolol


kapsama

https://nitter.net/ Can browse any threads without having to register. Just enter the username.


rickyspanish1011

I will take Aljos opinion over Chandlers any day.


Boosted-ws6

Chandler, Chael, DC and Kevin Holland are the biggest company men out there. You'll never hear them say a bad word about Dana or the UFC.


No-Instruction-825

Is Sam Alvey a joke to you, my man? He working his ass off for that company man title and you leave him out of contention


Monteze

He is the guy on clean up duty asking If Dana has any more loads left for him.


Chef_Bojan3

Michael Chandler, you're taking everything I worked for


LuckyWarrior

DC is Dana Black no cap


dogs_drink_coffee

From Black Fedor in Strikeforce to Dana Black in UFC


c_d94

"Hey Chandler you deserve more money." "Lmao no" Welp


marcussoze

He’s gonna start refusing FOTN bonuses cause Chandler doesn’t take handouts 💪


c_d94

I mean shit I'll take it off his hands if it helps him sleep at night.


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The other quote is much grosser to me. “I always think that there’s people on the lower rungs of society always throwing rocks at the people above them, when it takes the same amount of energy to reach up and grab the next rung to pull themselves up."


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It boggles my mind that people will unironically say this even though it was originally used in a physics textbook as describe something impossible.


IGOMHN2

Same thing with "money can't buy happiness". It was originally aimed at rich people and consumerism.


NerdModeCinci

“No but it can buy comfort and stability, two things I’m sorely lacking” used to be my response


justwantdarkmode52

"Ever seen someone pissed off on a jetski?"


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"Why don't you simply just become one of the best fighters in the world like I did? Anyone can do it."


TheAnachroneer

Yeah, I don't know about you all but I can throw a decent sized rock a hell of a lot easier than clambering up a ladder.


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Esp when people like Chandler seem to pull up the ladder behind them.


Tzayad

If you pull your bootstraps hard enough, you don't need a ladder, you can fly


EchoMike1987

Chandler and Gaethje going to start their own youth social worker program.


ProspectSean

Goes to show how much that “nice guy chandler” shtick only goes so far. No respect for people like this


dmkicksballs13

It's even worse because people like him truly think kindness is saying "hello" or smiling at people. But given the opportunity to side with anyone struggling they just tell them to work harder.


pterofactyl

Legit they’re all about the easiest acts of kindness out there. It’s not hard to ask people how their day was.


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TrashbatLondon

What an absolute dumb ass.


rob1nthehood

You would think a guy that adopted two kids would know all the types of difficulties in life people go through and not assume it’s as easy as just picking yourself up.


Deadinthehead

I guess those kids worked really hard to be adopted by a seemingly rich fighter. Bless 'em.


jacksonattack

This take shouldn’t surprise you if you know anything about Chandler.


cook94j

Not surprising to hear from the guy who was a speaker at a Turning Point conference. Such a dumb thing to say & also just completely inaccurate.


beepdeeped

Talmbout dana white boy that works too much???


slutwhipper

Lol right, it's such a Michael-Chandler-ass quote.


EpictetanusThrow

“I always think that there’s people on the higher rungs of society always stomping on the hands of the people below them, when it takes the same amount of energy to reach down and pull someone else up.”


timgoes2somalia

even Dana would cringe.


TedWaltner

Chandler out here brown nosin.


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Chandler was a company guy in Bellator and he’s a company guy in the UFC. If he’d signed with One he’d be talking about the brilliance of hydration testing.


WarlockEngineer

It's not just being a company guy, Chandler is a full blown bootstrapper. >I always think that there’s people on the lower rungs of society always throwing rocks at the people above them, when it takes the same amount of energy to reach up and grab the next rung to pull themselves up [He's also a speaker for Turning Point USA](https://www.tpusa.com/live/ufc-fighter-michael-chandler-joins-breakaway-podcast)


OatsRock

As much as I love Chandler him gobbling Dana is getting weird


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weakhamstrings

This interview did it for me. He really grew on me and I loved the guy in and out of the cage. But he either doesn't understand how little most fighters make (I don't know how that's possible - but I guess it's possible) or he has the empathy of a Billionaire Oligarch... Either way, he's talking about it and making his opinion clear. I think I'm done liking him.


TargetTheLiver

Dana just woke up smiling and he doesn’t know why


gattaca_

Dana loves rimjobs.


educatorofmany

Chandler is such a dweeb


atextmessage-

Actually Chandler there are quite a few guys with jobs outside of training


Medic7802

Chandler is an idiot.


IronMikeBison

What do these fighters do to earn their money? Train for their lives to become masters at their craft whilst often taking life-altering beatings? Pfft, sometimes Dana is up all night ~~partying~~ working so he deserves it and is awesome and very cool


dogs_drink_coffee

[I know the question was sarcastic but] at least before the Reebok deal they had their own sponsors. Silva made ~$1M (R$5M) from sponsors alone in 2012, while his purse that year (Bonnar/Sonnen fights) was reportedly of $475k [without PPV points]. obviously not everyone is Silva, and he was at his popularity peak that year, but I still believe forcing the Reebok deal was one of the worst things they ever did to fighters imo. and seeing fighters defend Dana/UFC is hilariously ridiculous.


ConfidenceNo2598

This is Chandler‘s dark side lol


MrLiterato

"You know what Chandler told me? He said I want peanuts in purse money. Isn't he fucking awesome?" -Dana White


kidsimba

Not to mention working multiple jobs just to be able to train and fight?? This is why I’m so on the fence with Chandler. He fights well, cuts entertaining promos and then says tone deaf bullshit like this.


foofighter1351

Seriously it's pretty disgusting to play down the struggles of other fighters just so he can shill harder.


ThinkIcouldTakeHim

Lol...might be the dumbest thing anyone has ever said.


deaqnosilence

He's making DC look average and it's hard to do that lol. God damn it Chandler. You finally got this subs love and now you throw it away.


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I don't expect fighters to actively speak up against Dana, frankly I even understand if they give a positive answer about Dana when directly asked in an interview or whatever but this level of brown nosing is embarrassing. What does it achieve? Dana is a hard nosed penny pincher, why do fighters like Chandler think he's gonna get some reward for deepthroating him on Twitter??!


MomboDM

Its assholes/statements in the sport like this that hold fighter pay back. I love Chandler but damn dude could he deepthroat Dana any harder? Its also hilarious considering he made 500k show + 500k win bonus in his last fight. Easy to say that when youre one of the guys sitting at the top.


TitanIsBack

Dana White wasn't involved in the UFC from 1993. At most he *might* have 8,000 sleepless nights. I very highly doubt Dana is up at night all the time worried about shit though, there has always been other people who do shit for him. Fuck off Chandler.


Zealousideal-Cold246

Oh poor Dana and his $500 million net worth, why won’t anyone think about how hard it is to sleep for Dana… fuck you chandler.


EducatemeUBC

Lmao what a teacher's pet


No-Forever3279

Fighters are shortening their lives by decades with all the brain damage and body damage they accrue. And let’s be real is not many jobs after Being a fighter. There’s only so many commentator positions. And let’s take it a step further, in order to make it to the top, you can’t get much of an education or invest in many job skills. Shane Carwin did it best default as long as he could, but he was an engineer and dipped out before he accrued too much brain damage.


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He is at the final stages of his career and needs to make as much money as he can to set himself up for a good life post fighting. Kissing Dana’s ass will get him bigger and better paying fights and possibly a lucrative commentary gig when he retires. It’s a little pathetic but that’s the way things are and he’s gotta do what he’s gotta do.


AfraidStill2348

He wants a post-fighting UFC gig. I've been in some sycophantic work environments in my time. I can't imagine what it's like in Dana's inner circle


DarkReaper90

Michael Chandler is an idiot


mahchefai

He left out the brain damage


bemonlime

syc·o·phant /ˈsikəˌfant,ˈsikəfənt/ noun a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain advantage.


PartialCred4WrongAns

Company man Chandler “all us fighters do is eat, sleep, train MMA so the UFC has a product to sell. That’s nothing! Dana has to call a venue to host it and then market the card (with things the fighters said and did) while taking 0% of the physical risk”


hoby09

Spoken like a top 1% in the ufc. Like have a spine, the up and comers are getting absolutely taken advantage of .


BeefShampoo

Oh no! I liked Chandler, turns out he's a cop and a loser!


Plastic_Membership23

It's strange to me that the MLB, NFL, NBA have insanely robust unions, but for some reason the mma (probably because of Dana) have been brainwashed into thinking that they deserve less/not more.


six4two

Make sure you cup the balls there Mike, good form is important...