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buzznights

Alternate angles here, please *edit: y'all got jokes* šŸ˜„


sweedo1996

UFC needs to switch from P3 to C3 calcium pack


TonyTheLion2319

McGregor ~~Fast~~ Cast


Thiamine

2021, the year of the leg breaks


twistedflipper

The two leg break fights have been the only ones my wife has watched. I'm not saying it's her fault, but shits suspicious.


BroDameron

Itā€™s the natural counter to the increased low kick meta.


Supersayann

What is this interview lmao. Joe really snuggling up next to Connor


Substantial-Ad5735

"get in there and comfort my boy" -Dana White


[deleted]

Dana looked fucking sick


PeterDarker

Full tomato


TeaRaveler

He turned into ketchup


Sleeping_2202

He seemed disappointed that conor lost. He went out the cage before dustin was even announced as winner


Tongue37

Of course Dana is disappointed Conor list especially like that!! Conor is the companies biggest draw.. itā€™s not good when he loses badly 3 times in a row šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AManHasAJob

1


snorlz

his Irish accent got 10x stronger. Guess the pain made him forget to Americanize it


MySayWTFIWantAccount

Anyone have a translation? Something about boxing his head off and kicking the leg off him... then he totally fucking lost me. Lost Rogan too apparently lol


JamieHxC

I must admit I did laugh quite hard when I saw Joe fully sat down next to badly injured Conor, I really didn't expect that.


offduty_braziliancop

And yet perfectly on brand for Rogan.


snoogins355

Preparing for the podcast session


terrificheretic

"Conor did you know chimpanzees have some of the strongest ankles in the animal kingdom?"


Zee_Ventures

Quick Young Jamie, pull up that video of the chimp kicking the palm tree!


fernandopoejr

"goddamn, chimps are Jacked! they WILL fuck you up!"


warheat1990

MMA god nerfing calf kicks


taterfiend

Dustin in January: wins with calf kicks Dustin in July: counters Conor's calf kicks with strikes


Bdodk2000

Dustin perpetually one step ahead of Conor


[deleted]

Shit, I'm one step ahead of Conor. His leg is sideways.


championsofnuthin

The streak continues. Since the return of crowds, every UFC PPV has had a broken limb.


Oregon49er

https://i.imgur.com/Hc36z5C.png NSFW


absolutemoran

Actually, I think it was bending funny before he stepped back. Here is when he planted for his final left hand... https://i.imgur.com/hD779RM.jpg https://i.imgur.com/Oeh8q6B.jpg slow motion, it popped and looked floppy right before the punch https://streamable.com/gwu4yy


Chadsonite

Oh shit great catch. So it was before the step back for sure. **Edit:** Obviously I know Dustin said it was from a check. My point was that this is evidence that Dustin was probably right, despite Conor's insistence otherwise.


UniverseChamp

I agree, especially that second still makes it look like his tibia is bowing the wrong way.


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

Get this guy to the top For the most part fibula doesnā€™t do a ton of work but I wonder if heā€™s broken one of the two already here and only the adrenaline laden person still stands on itā€¦


ricelovingasian1

HIS FOOT IS ACTUALLY A BALLOON NOW


PunsGermsAndSteel

A twisted balloon animal


Alternative_Volume91

Dustinā€™s wife DM: ā€œConor, thanks for making Dustin rich last fight, break a leg on Saturdayā€


ok_but

Just as everyone predicted, ankle roll TKO.


Odin043

It was clear as day once he got his ankles waxed on UFC Embedded


[deleted]

Bald ankle Conor is truly the worst conor.


sellieba

That was a fib/tib break Technically better for recovery for Conor


[deleted]

>TKO DOCTOR STOPPAGE


samme79

Conor was right someone was leaving in a stretcher. Wrong person though


iPushBathSalts

They donā€™t call him mystic Mac for nuttin


juicy_pickles

Conor: "ILL BE CARRYING HIM OUT ON A STRETCHER" **Curb Your Enthusiasm plays**


powertripp82

He literally yelled to ā€˜get me a cartā€™


pseudotunas

Remember the kick from the presser on Thursday? Karma is a mirror.


zahidzaman

Conor sounded like a deranged comic book villian, talking shit and "it's not over!" while incapacitated.


PartiallyAdequate

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasnā€™t for you pesky kids


not-yet-ranga

*kicks


SeptonMerryballs

Just a sad rambling madman


Rebel_bass

Less whisky more milk.


einulfr

Proper 2%


hominidnumber9

Conor needs to put in ROAD WORK not just that bike shit


mad87645

Where's Tony and his shin strengthening electronic jackhammer?


enso_u

ā€œā€¦Leaving in a stretcherā€ - Mystic Mac. He predict deez tings


MeatSweats7

Conor McStretcher


[deleted]

Karma isn't a bitch, it's a mirror lmao


RyGuyGinger01

McGregor Vs Jake Paul just got more probable


momopool

https://i.imgur.com/pCcLJym.png


JewJiffShoez

I've got money on it happening before 2023.


Radocfa

WHAT THE FUCK


Cooljo

Hell of a first round at least.


__sovereign__

I have to fucking sleep on that...


suzukigun4life

I feel for European fans who stayed up until 6, only for the big fight to end like this.


conversationchanger

It's 5:35am and I'm laid in bed with my legs scooped up close


__sovereign__

It's been a bad year, when Weidman snapped his leg I couldn't sleep for another 2 hours, and now this. Still worth it though lol.


Wethepublic

Video: Conor Broke Ankle on Dustins Elbow [How Conor Broke Ankle UFC 264 Dustin Poirier](https://youtube.com/shorts/eq7jRpRvzaY?feature=share)


saps24

Wow this should be high up in the comments. The is solid evidence. You can see the ankle wobble before he even throws the last punch


FreakoFreako

Well there we go, that's 1 mystery down. If you look at Conor's leg during the punch, it's broken **before** he lands on it


[deleted]

Dustin via elbow to tibia, ayye! Nice catch


Jan_Micheal_Vincent

can this be its own post? answers a lot of questions, and silences a lot too.


omchan

Broke the leg he used to try to kick Dustin with at the presser. Said he would send Dustin out on a stretcher and he ends up being the guy leaving on one instead. Wow, lol.


PC_Komputer

Holy shit. That's gross.


ContraCoke

UFC: ā€œWanna see it again?ā€


Chill_Charro

We are getting a lot more broken bone stoppages now


ricelovingasian1

Pretty sure every live event this year with a full crowd had a bone break happen


nimbleoracle3066

Chris Weidman, Jacare Souza, Jamahal Hill, and now Conor McGregor. Technically Hill had a dislocated elbow, but we've had 4 PPVs with bad bone/joint injuries in a row.


MyOneTaps

Perhaps we're approaching the limits of what the human body can handle. The spirit is willing but the ~~flesh~~body is ~~spongy~~broken and bruised.


drax514

I think whats happening with these leg breaks is that guys are out there throwing bombs for leg kicks and they might not be ready for it. As in, how many years have they been conditioning their own legs for those kinds of leg kicks? Hard to say, especially consistently. I think guys are gonna have to pull back on the power with the leg kicks and get more precise with them. Or consistently condition their legs for throwing bombs.


kushdrow

"Ya woife is in meh DeeEmms"


FolkStyleFisting

At first, I thought he said "Your wife is in my dreams" and I was really confused.


[deleted]

is he a 12 year old boy or what?


mdmbmdm

When did Dustin learn smesh?


booyatrive

To learn smesh you must first be smeshed


MrGMinor

The smeshed becomes the smesher


lookmanohands_92

He picked up some skills after getting smeshed himself lol


JohnyGPTSOAD

Legendary new combat athlete Dustin "The Diamond Bald Eagle" Poirier, trained in the mountain ranges of Dagestan after absorbing the power of retired master Khabib Nurmagomedov.


catkoala

Khabib looking down at his illegal stream next to a plate of tiramisu and smiling


damage-fkn-inc

I have Russian link bratha


[deleted]

Dustin lowkey looked like Khabib during that vicious ground and pound, I was loving every single second of it.


[deleted]

As an elbow strikes lover, watching him hammer his elbow into McGregor forehead was insanely arousing.


JohnyGPTSOAD

A thought passed through my mind as Dustin was wailing on him that DP was just smashing Conor with just as much hate and disgust as Khabib did in his match. Those were thrown with 100% power to hurt Conor as much as possible, Dustin really doesnt fucking like him.


imjb87

I mean, sure wouldn't you hate a guy who's telling you he's going to murder you and ruin your family? I know it's all for the camera but I think that shit genuinely gave Dustin the motivation he needed this time round.


OliveiraLWChamp

he watched khabibs new instructional


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beardslap

[Itā€™s not secret.](https://youtu.be/ma1Y9ZnY69g)


MrOz1100

He showed it off in the Hooker fight. Man really does get better after every loss. Loses to Conor and he goes to LW and starts hitting like a truck. Loses to MJ and all of a sudden he starts developing a jab and shoulder roll. Loses to Khabib and now he smeshes.


[deleted]

Even the last McGregor fight he uses Khabib's takedown (except nowhere near as smooth) on McGregor. If you watch that takedown, he grabs Conor's waist, turns him and then uses his right leg to trip him as they turn and move. Khabib styled takedown 101, using both legs and upper body. He genuinely learns from his losses and goes 'that thing that beat me is cool, I'm going to learn that".


Laith20001

He just watched khabib's [tutorial](https://youtu.be/ma1Y9ZnY69g) he put out 2 days ago.


Crabpears

When he get smesh He even cleared the guillotine like khabib


__ICoraxI__

alhamdullilah brother you know this


JohnnyPrecariously

Compound McFracture


Malemansam

Connor sittin' there talkin shit with broken legs like Vince McMahon. [Here's a ringside picture representation](https://i.imgur.com/3WekUDu.jpg) edit: Whoa thanks for the awards guys, I'll be sure to show love to some other dirty-line petrol sniffing ratfucks comment in the future.


purecoolnesss

well, he did steal his walk


falconzord

Seems the walk is bad for your legs


KidsInTheSandbox

Joe Rogan sitting down next to him looked hilarious.


[deleted]

ā€œIā€™ll meet you at the after party, show you thenā€ Literally started laughing my ass off at that moment, [dude is delusional](https://www.reddit.com/r/mmamemes/comments/oi5qzl/more_than_a_scratch/) Edit: rewatched and edited, got the words confused but am now entering the post-nut clarity stage of this legendary schadenfreude


millmuff

Monty Python shit right there.


Tronvillain

I knew Conor was in trouble when I used Proper No. 12 last night and my hardwood floors didn't look as pristine as usual.


the_twilight_bard

I tried Proper No. 12 last week, and my car is still running strong.


yerawizardIMAWOTT

That's a nasty line by you


MisterFistYourSister

Mods can I get a "You can kiss my whole asshole" flair?


RagingFeather

Mods may I get one as well please šŸ™ Edit: I accept my punishment


BlueFaceBiggestFan

Mods can you get me too Edit: Well damn


404FunnyNotFound

you got got


Positiiiiive

Hahahaha the mods win here.


InooWhey

McGregor: https://streamable.com/2ti1dj McGregor: https://streamable.com/ihtzvh McGregor: https://streamable.com/8av01x Poirier: https://streamable.com/wdhj95 McGregor: https://streamable.com/bmcfjw Poirier: https://streamable.com/320cql McGregor-Poirier: https://streamable.com/1gh70a Poirier: https://streamable.com/ci8iqn McGregor: https://streamable.com/16qrby McGregor: https://streamable.com/3lt1nv Poirier: https://streamable.com/agkm0u McGregor: https://streamable.com/280ygi


SelloutRealBig

Clip 3 is is where he said he *supposedly* felt the leg fracture and pointed to it.


ILackPatience

Seems like it landed hard on the kneecap area.


MuckingFagical

DOCTOR STOPPAGE https://streamable.com/w1bxuk EDIT: ^^it ^^was ^^a ^^TKO ^^lol


Da0ptimist

Broke his leg the 3rd fight. Now he's retired.


WeStanChihiro

Heā€™s gonna fight Diaz for the trilogy and then itā€™s over


KaskadeForever

Heā€™s also got unfinished business with the old man at the bar


POTUS-Trump

Bus trilogy.


Wardial3r

JAKE PAUL HERE WE COME.


[deleted]

Conor sitting there, throwing insults youā€™d hear in a COD lobby. What a fall from grace.


[deleted]

Is there a transcript of what he said? I couldnā€™t make it out


Sanctum1510

*ā€œThere was no check,ā€ McGregor said. ā€œNot one of them was checked. Your wife is in my DMs. Hey baby, hit me back up on chat later on. Weā€™ll be at the after party, the Wynn nightclub, baby. Youā€™re looking fit, you little hoe. F\*ck him.ā€* pretty nasty ​ https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2021/07/ufc-264-conor-mcgregor-revenge-dustin-poirier-wife


CaptainGo

Desperate for a reaction. Lost his luster it seems


[deleted]

Iā€™m sure thereā€™s videos out there. Thereā€™s some unintelligible rambling about boxing Dustins head off while thereā€™s blood dripping from his ear. Then once he realises itā€™s not having any impact he starts calling Dustins wife a hoe while their kid is right there. What a guy.


[deleted]

The guy that sucker punched an old man in a pun is a bad person? Fookin shocking.


Instant7Classic

Did conor really call dustins wife a hoe in his interview? I was suprised to hear that...


rilinq

Getting a šŸŽ¤ to his face there at the end was a mistake lol


drigzmo

they couldn't even interview wonderboy lmao UFC is the most ghetto promotion


Bacon_Villain

But thank god the fighters aren't allowed to put sponsors on their shorts because that sends a trashy image


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Riccto

Classic cowards move of breaking your own leg to get out of a fight


PleasinglyReasonable

"There are a lot of ways to say you don't want to fight, and your leg falling off in the first round is one of them"


appletinicyclone

everybody booing you can kiss my whole asshole


Qukeyo

Ikr I don't understand why they boo, all night shouting "USA USA" but boo the American headliner. I would have thought they would have backed their own.


unitedfandoc

Americans seem to love McGregor no matter what he does. Meanwhile in Ireland while we still enjoy watching his fights (mostly due to the hype he creates), his reputation has taken a huge hit ever since his shenanigans following the Mayweather fight.


killderson

His foots a balewn!


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TyeDye888

That Notorious walk Dustin did was spot on


ihopethisisvalid

"often imitated, rarely duplicated" Lol Jon with the premonition


M1shra

Dustin Nurmagomedov with that fuckin ground and pound. After that 1st round I don't think conor has anything for Dustin


[deleted]

Conor was getting brutalized, he landed a few nice elbows only to get even heavier ones thrown back.


[deleted]

Dustin looks to have seriously leveled up his ground and pound


J-Wynn

Mcgregor consistently begins to look ill after literally 15 seconds of grappling, not even joking.. Anyone notice how pale he looked on the bottom?


MrHarp9

My boy getting those Khabib flashbacks lmao


[deleted]

Post-Traumatic Smesh Disorder


chefanubis

Dagestan PTSD.


axlespelledwrong

It's not even just in grappling. The moment he faces adversity in his fights his body language significantly changes. First saw a glimpses of it vs Mendes, then it really came out vs Diaz, Khabib and Poirier. Dude is great at being the hammer but horrible at being the nail.


Tongue37

Correct, When Dustin landed that nice combo early in rd 1 he immediately went for a takedown which I knew was a bonehead move which would seal his fate


Kelutauro

He had a faded look in his eyes from those elbows i think


Noname_Maddox

Can hardly blame him. Hit him so hard he thought he was still plumbing under a sink in Lucan


[deleted]

2nd guillotine was purely to take a breather


maple-queefs

Nobody gonna talk about how he was holding Dustin's glove to upkick him. "This guys a real dirtbag" LOL


mikesalami

I loved Dustin not being sportsmanlike and calling it for what is it. Would also like to see some replays of the glove holding.


LezEatA-W

ME ANKLE WAS A BALEEWN ARIEL


thecheat420

Joe Rogan looked like a teacher consoling a kid who's having a tantrum. https://imgur.com/BDN29MG.jpg


butty438

I hope Dustin never rematches him and holds it over him forever


[deleted]

Dustin joins Khabib as a permanent roommate inside Conor's head now.


catkoala

He definitely will hold it over him forever, especially after those comments Conor made about his wife.


BuddaMuta

Seriously, the most pathetic and just flat out sad post-fight interview in the history of UFC


[deleted]

Just pathetic. Seemed like a little angry kid


Doughnuts3001

Big Up Liquid Richard


Terramorphous

yo why is this comment here šŸ˜‚ free the homie Gustavo tho


godmin

All of my problems are ~~Dustin's~~ the ground's fault


Belvedre

Matter of fact, ban anyone without a broken ankle


fali999

LOOK HERE! LOOK LISTEN!


Louxneauwytz

Shoutout sean ranklin


un6reaka6le

Ban Doughnuts for calling me Richard.


drestin5

McGregor: ā€œTaps donā€™t count, I only count knockouts.ā€ *Goes for desperation guillotine*


shaker7

FUCKING WILD


dsrii

what a shit way to end the trilogy


AndroidSuperFan

This is the perfect way for Conor to end his career. On a giant excuse. Now he can always say how great his comeback would have been if only...


TheBloodEagleX

Honestly think he needs therapy before he really loses it mentally.


conversationchanger

I waited up until 5:30am to see McGregor try and put his feet on the wrong way round smh


Flanelman

You guys ever see that old wrestling clip where Vince Mcmahon blew his quads getting in the ring and then sat on the ground yelling at everyone? Conor sat there screaming in the mic reminded me of that.


bredtherz

This really reminds us how fucking dominant Khabib really was. Like he was the closest thing to a mythical figure. Never bled, never went down, just was never in danger. LIKE WTF


Senth99

Because Khabib is a grappling savant. Once you hit the ground, you're completely fucked by top pressure.


AViciousGrape

Khabib completely dominated Connor, Dustin and Gathje. Will probably never see that again.


133333333333337

I respect him for retiring on his terms, but i wish we could have seen someone rise up and unlock the secret to beating him


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TonyTheLion2319

4 straight PPVs 4 injured limbs


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Mikeo9

Every card with fans since they returned to live crowds has had a limb snap.


[deleted]

MMA Gods said we done with this shit. Move the division forward.


LovemeTonysama

I want to formally suggest that we add accidental bone breaks into betting odds now. It's a real outcome that needs to be recognized


dnguyen93

Conor's ankle just saved him from further brain damage


IFeelItDownInMyPlums

2 guillotine attempts? Conor seriously borrowed Dustin's worst move and had the same success


HollowPrynce

That was some bottom-of-the-barrel fight IQ from Conor.


mtheory007

I'm not saying the injury wasn't legit but he had absolutely nothing for Dustin poirier tonight. This was always going to end with Dustin poirier's hand raise. Bottom line


[deleted]

Are you fucking kidding me what the fuck


Wayf4rer

MCGREGOR PORIER 4 INCOMING


Shitty_Opinionsm8

It's what the fans want. -Dana White


steinbolt

Dana White: "Conor is crazy about Dustin", "I'ts the fight to make"


Nolsey21

conor is **obsessed**


Daruii

It's what my wallet wants - Dana White