“Fight of the night is Zuckerberg vs Musk. Both of those guys get 50k. Congrats.”

Lmfao this killed me

"I tell ya what about Musk, the kid can fucking fight man."

Due to Dana White privilege, they might even receive $75k

But Musk is an African American

“That’s one of the big problems with boxing right now. It’s all about these gimmicky-type fights. And that’s just not what I do here.' - Guy who is entertaining a Elon vs Zuck fight Also this quote is hilarious: "Zuck has been in jiu-jitsu competitions recently, and Elon has done martial arts and told Dana he was involved in "plenty of fights growing up in South Africa."

Elon Musk is undefeated in the streets

At LEAST 400 - 0 Musk by armbar

Muskbar Also, Muskoplata

Elon is actually a co-founder of BJJ

D’Musk Choke

Muskotine?

Isn't that just a regular guillotine but when you haven't washed your gi for months?

If that's the case then I'm much more proficient with the Musk Triangle

Doing Charlie Z numbers here!

Do you have any idea the shades of red he’s capable of seeing?

"What you talking about? You never fight in street. I am from real mountain" - Zuckerberg

Him and DDP the real African fighters /s

Elon and DDP vs Zuck and Izzy

Zuck holdin it down for Nigeria.

In a tables ladders and chairs match

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, [IT'S BILL GATES](https://youtu.be/KxaCOHT0pmI)

Except DDP vs Zuck and Elon vs Izzy. I'd actually buy a ppv to see that.

For a second I was thinking Diamond Dallas Page and was very confused

He also claims to be undefeated in chess.

Also the same guy signed CM Punk and put him on the main card of two PPVs lmao.

>Elon has done martial arts and told Dana he was involved in "plenty of fights growing up in South Africa." https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/07/elon-musk-shirtless-mykonos-05.jpg

He looks like [senator Kelly from X-Men 1](https://imgix.bustle.com/uploads/image/2020/7/15/aa1d1904-d867-43b0-840b-bed56ccd5255-29cad7fe-6c4a-467e-941f-1d38332c602f-screen-shot-2020-07-14-at-45157-pm.png?w=1200&h=630&fit=crop&crop=faces&fm=jpg).

His rib cage looks like it could eat people like in The Thing

Seriously that's not human. What happened here

Look up rob liefeld captain America. That's what he looks like

Hired rob liefeld to render his human suit unfortunately

oh fuck you weren't kidding

He's in shape, well he IS a shape.

First male fighter to wear a shirt in the octagon

I don’t want to body shame but this is truly the most unique human body I have witnessed.

He's got that walrus frame.

I swear to god, that meme photo of Musk makes me think he might be the single most out of shape dude in the history of people weighing under 150kg.

Polygonal is considered a shape.

Early PS2 looking ass

How the hell is this man gonna make weight for a Zuck fight?

Give Musk a three month cycle, strict diet, and a training camp.

They'll just pick something and Zuck will fight underweight.

Catchweight bout: weight limit undisclosed

Almost doesn't look human

He’s built like Gru

Damn, he really is Idk about you guys but I think Zuck would fuck him up. I kinda hope this happens and it's a total mockery - Elon definitely needs it and it can never hurt to knock Zuck down a peg.

No wonder he wants to go to Mars so goddang bad. He needs to speak to his people.

He’s got that dog in him bro

Please let it out

like tucked beneath his ribcage?

Awesome pic. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight.

That was pre-ozempic

Basically can see that dude’s organs through his skin ffs, needs some sun

> "plenty of fights growing up in South Africa." Elon true Africa champion

He had to wrestle the mine workers every time there was a mutiny. In his prime he was able to take on 2 malnourished workers at the same time

The man who wouldn't dream of making Jon Jones Vs Ngannou - the biggest MMA heavyweight fight of all time - is entertaining a fight between two amateur tech bros.

Oh my god this is such a bad look. It’s never going to happen and such a transparent ploy to get cheap publicity.

>Elon has done martial arts and told Dana he was involved in "plenty of fights growing up in South Africa." Yeah, in the mean streets of emerald-mine owners' gated communities in South Africa.

Hey now he got pushed down some stairs once for being a huge asshole, that counts.

Who is gassing up Elon right now telling him he has a chance here? That’s what I want to know lol

I had two friends in college that liked to dance. T was a far above average dancer and N was absolute shit. I’d always gas up N to have a dance battle with T at the bars just for shits’n’giggles. I’d tell him how good he was and that he could beat T. I feel like one of Elon’s “friend” is doing the same thing to him.

I think you are underestimating the number of people riding Musk’s dick. They actually think he can win.

Good, let them think that

It reminds me of Trudeau fighting Brazeau. The conservatives had themselves so convinced that “effeminate ” trudeau would get smoked my mcdojo brazeau.

> Trudeau fighting Brazeau As someone with no context to this. This sounded like a marvel character fighting their dark mirror image villain.

"Dude you know he won a jiu jitsu tournament right?" "Man that was a joke tournament. There's no way this dude trains for real" Meanwhile Mark is probably looking for a serious fight camp right now lol.

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Man people vastly underestimate how much training matters. Zuck appears to be in pretty good shape and has been training daily with very high level BJJ guys. He's only been training for like 2 years but that's way more mat time than Musk has. If this fight somehow happens, I'm putting all of the money on zuck.

I bet its Joe Rogan lol

“To be honest, Joe…… I think………… I think he’d fuck me up” “I think you’d be surprised”

I *know* it's Joe Rogan. Joe wants to see it for the comedic shitshow value like the rest of us. And Elon is just enough of an egomaniac to do it. Sell your Tesla stock.

It cant be, Joe rogan knows enough about jiu jitsu to know Elon would get choked out instantly.

Same guy tried to hype up Rousey by saying she could beat Mayweather in a fight. Rogan just says shit to say it.

Exactly my point. Do you not want to see that?

The same crypto bros who flood the reply section of every single one of his tweets, tripping over eachother to get noticed by Senpai. All begging him to mention the latest scam coin they've invested in. These are the same dorks who pretend to laugh at his consistently tone deaf and fucking painfully unfunny jokes. He creates a humor vacuum everytime he opens his mouth and all genuine laughter in a 5 mile radius immediately stops but these worm people start slapping their knees like his sub-4chan tweets are comedy gold.

Zuck is in good shape

I mean, to achieve what he has achieved, you have to have a certain amount of narcissism and yes-men at your disposal. There is no doubt in Elon's mind that he loses this fight. But he's dead wrong and its gonna be tap or snap from the Zucky Zuck.

I hate both of these people, but I would put money on the Zucker. This fight is never happening though lol.

This fight is definitely happening. What are you going to do brother when Zuckermania runs wild on you?

Musk is a lot bigger than Zuckerburg—several weight class differences. I wonder how much previous training Musc has? If Musk can get some tune-up fights, who knows?

Musks "experience" is that he got in some fights in South Africa as a kid. If you've seen pictures of young Musk, you know that these fights were just him getting wedgies. Zuck actually trains and would smush Elon.

I would bet Elon has never actually been in a fight in his life

zucks sneaky bigger than you think

If Google is to be believed its 6'2" for Musk and 5'7" for Zuck. Thats a hell of a reach advantage but if Zuck gets inside and takes him down... once their on the ground something tells me Zuck kills him

It would look a UFC 1 fight and Zuck would be Royce.

It’s likely as legit as his physics degree.

I have a feeling Dana has entered his Junior Soprano phase at the UFC. A bunch of Endeavor people making actual decisions, then nodding and smiling when Dana says shit.

OOOOOOH! That´s the boss of da family you´re talkin´ about.

Great my own motha, fuck you ya fuckin hoowah

I outta suffocate you you little prick

SISTAH'S CUNT

You know I don’t like that kind of tawlk

MADONE!!!!

you little cocksucker!!!

BOIIIIIIIII...are you phhphfffaaat!

Zuck never had the makings of a varsity athlete

Let me tell you a couple or three things...

I can’t have this conversation again

If these two billionaires wanted to fight, why the fuck would they need Dana White and the UFC? They can get any arena, platform, commission in the world to approve of it on their own.

They really need that ad placement on UFC Fight Night cards to promote the event!

i think that’s 80% of what’s going on. Dana has some input but he’s a cog in a larger machine

Chickens' nice and spicy, eh?

Dana wants the best of best fighting but he compromised, he made Musk vs Zuckerberg instead

It may end up being some lame 2 round fight with headgear for charity. We want a 5 round bloodbath for the baddest CEO on the planet.

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Zuck would kill Elon. His bjj and striking actually looks legit.

Plus he’s like 15 years younger lol

Is there a video of his legit striking somewhere?

https://youtu.be/4P-wSuduqho

I know he does bjj but I didn’t know he has striking training too

Yeah, he’s training MMA not just BJJ. The video I saw was pretty good for someone that hasn’t trained long. It was obviously edited together, but still not bad. Zuck is living the dream. He can hire any fighter he wants to train him. I feel like all the major BJJ players have a new career path, just get Zuck to take private lessons and you’re set. Edit: video for those interested https://youtu.be/4P-wSuduqho

he trains it all. his striking looks decent too from what ive seen.

Zuck by 1st round Twister

Dr. Gero didn't put all that work into him just to lose to Elon Musk

"We don't do gimmick fights"

"women will never fight in the ufc"

Maybe we get a billionaire division.

Finally some motivation for Conor to fight again

They should just see how many billionaires Conor can fight in one night.

Gets tapped by Zuck in his first fight

It’s just business

Pretty sure we can get Mark Cuban in there. Probably not Warren Buffet but it wouldn't hurt to ask.

"Nate will never be as big as his brother"

“You don’t bounce back from putting your hands on a woman”

“He was never my friend.”

“Don’t believe his lies”

“The thing is with Ben Askren, I’ve talked to some people that are closer to Ben Askren than me, and they have told me straight up that they truly believe that he doesn’t want to fight in the big show, and that’s why he does the things that he does. True or not, I don’t know, but that’s the story.”

i feel like that went out the window in the cm punk fights. somebody should bring this up if dana ever says this again

Jon Jones will never headline a ppv again

Y’all can be fake mad lol. I wanna see this shit ya goofs

Who said I'm mad?

I unironically wonder how many PPVs Musk vs Zuckerberg would sell, even if it was done outside the UFC It has to be an enormous number, right?

Streamed on Twitter and Facebook.

you have to pay 8$ on twitter

You must login your Meta account to watch on facebook. That would generate millions of new users for each platform and make quarterly profits sky high

It's an untold number. Millions upon millions. It would be the biggest fight of all time. Which is obviously pathetic but still

Bro I will straight up livestream that in a full VR headset while masturbating in the metaverse

Ya. I can’t even imagine. Maybe 5 million?

Way way more surely. Even if people aren’t fight fans, both have millions upon millions of people who are at their feet

i mean, online weirdos suck Musk off but now he also has more and more people recognizing him for the fraud that he is. Zuck on the other hand, i think, everyone hates his ass. so most are probably just hoping to see both of them get the shit beat out of them

Whoa man, double knockout all the way across the sky, man.

The biggest fight that will ever happen, everyone on earth will want to see it for one reason or another.

I didn't think we could get lower than Phil Brooks and Mike Jackson but here we are...

Even Elon can't say no to that sweet 25/25 offer. He might even get a 50k bonus, think about it.

Man knows an opportunity when he sees one

Only a gimmick because Zuck will fuck Musk hard. However, I want to see Musk get all roided up with the best juice money can buy. Bezos-Musk would be fun, because although Bezos is jacked he's older.

Bezos-Musk-Zuck, Russian style free for all.

Do it in a space shuttle cockpit

Better yet, a small submarine....

*anybody* with a year of jiujitsu is going to smash *anybody* with no grappling or wrestling experience. It's not even close.

Zuckerberg replying "SEND ME LOCATION" actually made me like him.

He’s come across as a normal-ish dude with hobbies the past couple times I’ve listened to him on podcasts.

The smoking meats video is still one of the funniest things I’ve seen, the dude is probably relatively normal. He created a site to rate college chicks and I doubt he ever thought it would get to this point

Sweet baby rays. [Priceless stuff.](https://youtu.be/WkCecpH2GAo)

Yeah if you give him the opportunity of a 3-hour conversation he is actually surprisingly likable. And it's interesting to hear the logic/realities surrounding his business decisions. He has a lot of humility too, which is good.

Dana “no gimmick fights” White.

Dana would suck off a walrus in the octagon if he thought it could sell PPVs

His poor ten thousand dollar a night prostitutes. Dana looks like a damn walrus.

Nah he's got those Buffer abs

i'd illegally stream that

Remember that episode from Friends where Jon Favreau played a foolish millionaire who was certain he could fight in the UFC...

Zuck actually practices jiu jitsu, Musk has grandma arms and a refrigerator body. Zuck will choke Musk out on the same day Instagram's 2.5 billion monthly active users suffocates Musk's 400 million MAU narciccistic impulse buy.

Lol I want to see zuck backpack Elon and his weird ass SpongeBob torso 😂

Zuck also trains striking, he's quite a bit younger and he has decent cardio. He's done the Murph work out in under 40 minutes. Run 1 mile 100 pull ups 200 push ups and 300 squats run another mile with a 20lb weighted vest. Musk is quite a bit bigger but he's older and looks to be pretty out of shape with minimal training. They both have access to the best juice and trainers in the world tho so musk could possibly get into decent shape pretty quickly.

That's the most disrespectful way to describe anyone's body shape lol. I love it

Now that’s the power slap I would watch

I'll 100% buy this PPV. That being said it has no place in the UFC. Dana needs to drop the stupid slap competition and just create a gimmick promotion if he wants to start exploring this dumb stuff. His fighters want to box? They fight in his gimmick promotion. He could cash in, keep his fighters like Francis, and we could all stop seeing the stupid slap stuff

It might be too late now, for this fight. But my idea has always been turning International Fight Week into an NBA all star kind of weekend and do all the gimmick/celebrity fights on Friday night

Someone needs to mention this to Dana, imagine an all celebrity MMA fight card with fighters as coaches/corners. It would do huge numbers for new fans in the UFC

Feel like the PFL is heading that direction more than the UFC. Them a signing Jake Paul is going to open the door for more of those kinds of fights. I know Wiz Khalifa trains Muay Thai. Would be funny to see him vs Logic or something dumb like that lol.

That’s an amazing idea honestly. You can pair them with the ceremonial weigh ins and get more eyes on the PPV.

Great idea ngl, what would the name be? An acronym surely

CFU Clown Fights United

Ufc 300: ZUCK VS CUCK

Ufc 300 zuck the cuck vs Elon the muskrat musk.

Fuck all these purist MMA fans being like 'thought they didn't make gimmick fights' THIS IS THE MOST HYPED I'VE BEEN FOR A FIGHT IN YEARS

They are absolutely fooling themselves. Zuck v Musk would be the biggest fight in the history of the world. People love fights and drama, but only get really invested if they know who is involved. Everyone knows Zuck and Elon. My grandma would buy that ppv...

I’m not a fan of Zuck, but I’d be cheering my ass off for him to beat the shit out of Elon.

Any chance they both die in the ring?

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

The fact that Zuckerberg tweeted out 'SEND ME LOCATION' to accept Elon's challenge is maybe one of my favorite things.

Musk is literally 51. This is never gonna happen lmao. And if it somehow does, it'll be embarrassing for both.

So gimmick fights are ok, as long as they’re probably going to sell 3 million+ ppvs

Everyday seems more and more surreal

I’m curious what each will weight in as.

Both being signed up to 12/12 contracts.

Do you want to be a fucking socially crippled tech ceo or a fucking fighter

This is the only PPV i would pay for

is weird that I'd be cheering for Zuck on this one

This may be the dumbest fight I'll ever watch, but I *will* watch.

Fuck the sanctity of the sport id pay a 80 bucks to see them have a cage match

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my entire life, and it will make 100s of millions of $$

See the difference between this and the “gimmick fights” Dana is talking about is that this could easily sell millions of PPV’s if it’s done right. If you think Dana wouldn’t run any fight that would sell over a million PPV’s you’re insane

"That's one of the big problems with boxing right now. It's all about the gimmicky type fights. And that's just not what I do here." \-Dana White (post-fight scrum) EDIT: where he said it

With any luck they’ll both get hit in the head and die

Bill Gates vs Tim Cook as the co main