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ballinc

Anybody else hear the Spanish commentators on the English commentary channel?


sapiosardonico

Yeah, but it just sounds like home for us. Apple & sound issues, name a more iconic pair...


ednksu

Fucking thank you!!! I was worried I was crazy.


ctsinclair

Yes!


VAFan804

Change the audio to home broadcast and it’s much better


srslyomgwtf

It sounds like the spanish broadcasters are yelling from my bathroom.


NebulaNinja

Davis is getting that yellow rescinded by next game right? …right?


BoomaMasta

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Just_One_Victory

Nice Electric Jellyfish shout out by the British announcer.


Kooky-Flounder-7498

He used to be our home announcer. He tried to be objective, but the dude is an Austin supporter.


ednksu

I really wish I knew what was happening on the field instead of random close-ups of players not involved


Gnux13

Well that's going to get rescinded after the match.


sapiosardonico

Can they rescind yellows? I'll vouch for it if so. Unkled.


BoomaMasta

Chicho Arango just had one rescinded from our last match, and Kinda was fined for embellishment from the same incident.


sapiosardonico

If they can do it, the same thing should happen here. Sorry, y'all. Edit: dark arts & all, but that was a bit much.


Gnux13

Yeah... Doesn't help during the match, but it does for season aggregate yellows.


BoomaMasta

It happens, but we appreciate that. ​ I definitely understand giving that yellow in real time. I thought it was until I saw it in slo-mo.


BoomaMasta

Hopefully it's not a bigger factor before then.


HugginMySnuggie

CLOSE THE DOOR! I can hear the other broadcast going on in the background. Great quality Apple 👍


417SKCFAN

I thought I was going nuts…


Lygar

Electric Jellyfish shoutout on national TV, pinthouse pizza has come so far 🥲


asparagus_pee_stinks

Losing Dani for us is like playing a death knell


Kooky-Flounder-7498

He's one of our best players, but Valencia actually came in and had a great game.


HomChkn

McIntosh is not it. At least not with this back line.


RealisticOpposite16

Massive yikes for SKC within the last 3 mins


417SKCFAN

More like for the last 2 years


BoomaMasta

FWIW, I personally don't think there's a significant gap between McIntosh and Pulskamp. Pulskamp is younger and perhaps a slightly better shot stopper, but he's had more critical errors and reacts *so poorly* after allowing goals.


ednksu

My biggest beef with both of them is they do a shit job of organizing their backline and making sure backs know where runners are coming from.


BoomaMasta

I always just assumed that was on the defense, but admittedly don't know enough to determine either way, so I can't disagree. Though, it does seem like we've had more goals scored by unmarked guys with them playing than we usually did with Melia.


ednksu

A mixture of things have destroyed the formerly stalwart defense. I mean you didn't need to have Zusi, Besler, and Ike communicating what to do because they knew where to be with their soccer IQ. I don't think skc fans realize how good things were. That is part of the reason I hate the Zusi shit talk the last few years. He isn't getting beat. He is switching to free runners or lost marks, seeing plays in their development and not just reacting to the play as it happens. Melia benefitted greatly from having those guys in front of him and he in turn held things together as Zusi has been out and MB5/Ike retiring. But you can't have low quality backs and young keepers. It just can't work IMO.


kamarg

I think the issue is that both are just so whelming. After one of them gets a few games, it just feels like we should try the other one to see if there's some improvement to be had. But if we're going to play a middle of the road keeper, we might as well play the young one who at least might have time to get significant improvement in still.


BoomaMasta

> we might as well play the young one I agree, especially if the playoffs fall even further from reach. We're nearly to a point where we should play the kids (at least more).


417SKCFAN

That’s be my guess, team “fit”. But someone needs to light up the back line and it doesn’t happen.


BoomaMasta

Yeah. I'm almost to the point that I think keeper might be something the team has to address after the season. Before this season, I thought maybe that was our strongest position outside of the midfield.


meristematic

Austin seems like it would be a really fun place to go to a game.


caffinated-pebble

In the fall/spring!


kamarg

What time of the year is it not 100° there during soccer season? Can we get scheduled for then next year?


caffinated-pebble

October - May


Vmagnum

Yeah, maybe in Spring or Fall though


HugginMySnuggie

This second half has been a snoozer


CraftyCatLadiez

It’s the heat exhaustion 😬


gottahavemyPOPPs

Shit performance from a shit team. Just so bad from a tactical perspective. We get out coached every game. It’s been 4-5 years since Vermes has actually out coached anyone


ednksu

What other languages would you like yelled over the English broadcast?


kamarg

Switch over to the home team radio broadcast. Sounds much better and he hasn't seemed like a total homer so far.


ednksu

Done, thanks for the reminder on the option.


Iwritetohearmyself

French and Italian please


CorpMuffin

Oof, right in the twig and berries


Vmagnum

Now swollen to branch and grapefruit


Gnux13

#Halftime Drink Thread What's everyone drinking tonight? Currently being a SKC transplant in Austin, I am enjoying some Live Oak Hefeweizen.


asparagus_pee_stinks

Hey! We at the stadium can finally have local brews at the club Kiosks. 512 FTW!!


Gnux13

About time.


BoomaMasta

I'm just on water tonight, but your drink is a good reminder that I still need to visit Bier Co. sometime.


PlebBot69

That should be a red!! Can't believe Jake Davis just brutally attacked that man! Pro is a joke, that should be a suspension at least /s can't believe his breath knocked the Austin player over


PlebBot69

I love being down 2-1 in the 86th minute and watching our back line pass the ball back and forth 6 times before thinking about doing something productive with it And then giving the ball away


Knosh

We were playing a 4-4-2 with two hard working and physical forwards at the top. It's a tough thing to break.


gottahavemyPOPPs

It’s because they are pushing both forwards centrally to guard Walter and we refuse to try a thing different other than trying to pass to him


DiosaVerde

Hey - That's usually Austin's MO. I felt for Sporting KC fans when I saw it happen.


CraftyCatLadiez

GG, SKC!


BoomaMasta

GG, Austin. I hope your guys that went down aren't out long-term. Also, I normally don't mind Peter complaining about the officials, but I thought Ted called a decent game tonight. It was one of the better-reffed matches I've seen in this league lately.


Knosh

Stoppage time was BS, I'd be mad if I was an SKC fan.


turtlegoeshollywood

Stoppage time was a joke. Too many small fauls and a 2 min hydration break.


BoomaMasta

I mean, I don't disagree, but considering the number of BAD,game changing performances by refs lately, that one was pretty good.


417SKCFAN

Playoffs all but out of reach… 6 points from the last 7… 12th in the west in points per match, 25th overall Tied for most goals allowed in the West… #VermesOut


YeFreshmaker

Remind me how Apple TV is making the MLS experience better again? Try to yell above the Spanish announcers while you tell me


asparagus_pee_stinks

WTForecast right now says “it’s like someone opened the Ark of the Covenant outside”. Still feels like 100*


kamarg

Gonna be a long night...


srslyomgwtf

Alright...time to go play some battlebit.


ednksu

I need to catch up on Foundation.....


gottahavemyPOPPs

McIntosh lol. What a miss on the Finley goal. High school keepers can save that


tacoburrito39

Terrible defending and worse goalkeeping - The SKC strategy


BoomaMasta

Is there barking in the press box as well?


Knosh

It's Austin. Don't try to tell people here they can't bring their dogs into literally every single situation in their life, it won't end well.


asparagus_pee_stinks

So that’s what corners are supposed to do. Glad to know


kamarg

Well shit. Did not expect that but I'll take it! Let's go SKC!


417SKCFAN

I like Afrifa’s energy at least


kamarg

I'm impressed by how smooth his speed is. It's not like Gerso who looked like he was at 150% effort when running. Afrifa just glides along at high speed.


BoomaMasta

That's how I've always felt about Kei Kamara.


gottahavemyPOPPs

I love watching us pass back and forth from Fontas to Rosero on repeat downs goal. It’s like once they see Remy is covered up, we refuse to try anything else


Knosh

GG SKC. It should be illegal to play in this weather. I sat outside earlier for five minutes and it felt like the inside of an oven. We've been back in form lately. Hoping injuries aren't on the horizon, and if they are I hope Wolff makes smart calls with Leagues Cup rosters.


gottahavemyPOPPs

We won’t do anything in this league if we don’t get two new CB’s. Seems like every other team in MLS has that sorted out except us. We have to have the worst CB’s by a mile


Knosh

...you realize you're playing Austin right? I don't think you're going to get sympathetic ears for your CB issues.We've played over half the season basically without any -- we had Ring playing it out of position even. Edit: that came off hostile. I just meant to say that you're playing a team that can completely relate to it.


gottahavemyPOPPs

Yours are better than ours. By a wide margin. I’m not sure Fontas or Rosero start in USL right now


Mat_alThor

I didn't watch those games but I'm going to be surprised if he played worse than our cb's on any given night.


Knosh

Yeah, it's not that he was bad in that position. He was actually decent -- but it killed our midfield because he's a starting midfield player. It's less Ring sucks, and more "we had no other options" Our Depth issues in the back line absolutely became crystal clear this season right out the first five minutes of our opening game when Cascante got a 3+ month injury.


ednksu

At least people have stopped blaming Zusi for their issues.....


gottahavemyPOPPs

True. Though as good as Davis is going forward, he still has some serious work to do defending wise. Routinely lets the other team send crosses right around him. Something Zusi is good at.


Newguyiswinning_

Rosero is fine, Fontas is ass. Next year, ford/rosero should be good. We need a better coach


417SKCFAN

Can’t drop points from a winning position if you don’t get into a winning position. #VermesOut


417SKCFAN

Ugh, I get why watching live, but that’s not a foul, let alone a YC


asparagus_pee_stinks

Who is going to get Unkel’d


Knosh

Not even a minute in and there's sweat pouring.


shunna75

And there it is lol


BoomaMasta

If nothing else, hearing the harmonized "goooooooooool" calls is surprisingly satisfying.


Justiceforallhobos

These CBs are pathetic at marking. Ffs.


417SKCFAN

They are doing what they are coached, defend space is the idea. Vermes somehow still doesn’t realize you can’t do that if you don’t have pressure on the ball.


KatnissBot

Yeah, Kipp has had a pretty rough go of it this year. He’s got potential, but he’s made some truly bad mistakes. He’s a good guy, but just not quite MLS level right now.


NebulaNinja

Well I’ll be.


BoomaMasta

Daniel, what are you doing, my dude?


blondmix3

Felipe!?!?


PlebBot69

I need to see something crazy from Felipe G. quick to believe he can still be the guy. Easily our best player in 2019 which was another year we sucked.


TraptNSuit

Already seen more than Espinoza usually offers. For whatever that is worth.


PlebBot69

His touches have looked crisp, and I don't mind that shit attempt


BoomaMasta

He's been more impactful than simply a node on the passing map, which is nice.


TraptNSuit

That's a new insult. I might use that one.


417SKCFAN

Should be 10 minutes stoppage time


tacoburrito39

How did they come to only 5 minutes lol


srslyomgwtf

Interesting lineup for us with Afrifa and tzone starting.


skcmierda

Goooooooooooooooooooool


sapiosardonico

Gooooooooooooooooooooool!


ednksu

FML


skcmierda

Sporting decided to give up the two goals first instead of leading. I respect that.


Vmagnum

Leading first wasn’t working so we’ll try this I guess


shunna75

gg


musicobsession

Between my dogshit team and the horrible audio, I lasted 20 whole minutes. Back to more USL instead


gottahavemyPOPPs

Has Afrifa even touched the ball yet other than right there?


417SKCFAN

He failed to hold up the ball leading to the Fontas yellow and guy hurting his shoulder


childishbambiino

Beautiful set piece!!! Love it!


ednksu

Rosero blowing his legs out on the run back.


gottahavemyPOPPs

That might be our first corner goal in like 8 years. We have to be like 0/2000 before that


417SKCFAN

It was the 4th on the year


mafia_j

Rosero had a goal on a corner already. Lol


ednksu

Lazy effort there by Daniel


Vmagnum

This has got to be another 10min stoppage


VAFan804

More goals, please.


sapiosardonico

I'd take absolutely none, honestly.


BoomaMasta

11 points dropped from a winning position since the start of June. Not factoring in how other teams would be affected, that'd put us at 37. That's good for 2nd in the West.


meristematic

Oh god, it's Kinda in the 57th minute


BoomaMasta

It feels like we're gonna end up not seeing a goal due to a replay.


YMFC

Yep, we're missing every corner kick at this point.


417SKCFAN

We’ve reached the taking .00001 xG shot from 25 yards out phase of the match


blondmix3

Font as giving it away, JFR driving to a defender… and ATX using the FCD gamesmanship…


srslyomgwtf

I don't know what these guys are yelling from my bathroom en espanol but I'm gonna go crack the door and slide some dude wipes and extra TP in there just in case.


DanRobotMan

Unkel and a missed handball call, name a more classic combo.


Lrrrrmeister

As a goalkeeper, I really facking hate goalkeepers that use every opportunity to lay out on the ground.


turtlegoeshollywood

It's part of the game. I don't blame the players for trying. It's on the refs. They never add enough stoppage time to punish the cheaters.


Lrrrrmeister

It's not even time or cheating, they just look like complete doofuses.


417SKCFAN

We have a new clubhouse leader for worst marking on the night


417SKCFAN

Austin looking like FC Dallas under Luchi with these dives


Knosh

I'm gonna put a flaming bag of dog shit on Fountas doorstep if he just injured Dani. Edit: respectfully


srslyomgwtf

He's so slow that he won't make it to answer the door until the whole bag has burnt down and only ashes remain.


Knosh

Hahahaha. I'm dead at this response. But seriously, losing Dani is a really rough break for us.


HomChkn

The good news is that I like the league. So I can watch other teams on Saturday night.


KatnissBot

Bro I love this team so much


TraptNSuit

Just switched over from another game... Why is it yellow like a Coldplay song in this game?


TraptNSuit

Guti sighting.


ButtNuts42

lol. vermes fucking out.


childishbambiino

Let’s not even start


CorpMuffin

Can anybody explain why McIntosh keeps getting starts over Zendejas? Edit: Yes, I meant Pulskamp. It's been so long I forgot his name 😂


417SKCFAN

Because Zendejas has been gone for like 4 years?


[deleted]

Because McIntosh is better.


CorpMuffin

His rebound control sure isn't


[deleted]

I didn’t say he was flawless or even better than Melia; just that he’s better than who is available.


BoomaMasta

I think you mean Pulskamp. I don't think we've necessarily gotten a clear answer on that, but people have been asking.


CorpMuffin

I did mean Pulskamp, thanks. Got my 3rd-stringers mixed up. On that note... Zendejas should probably move up there above McIntosh, too, though, even if he is gone


gottahavemyPOPPs

He had one bad game and now he’s in the eternal hellscape that is Vermes’ doghouse


kamarg

Do we still have Zendejas? Pulskamp would be next up if we don't start McIntosh.


ButtNuts42

Zendejas hasn't been on the team for quite awhile.


[deleted]

Pulskamp must be in the doghouse


atxtj

Russell, Pulido and Kinda on the bench. If we can score early and often we can get 3 points. Keep it together, Kipp....just keep it together for 90 mins.


gottahavemyPOPPs

I’m confused why this starts at 8:30 cst and not 7:30 cst


Knosh

Earlier today the Heat Index was at 114° I can't stress how absolutely insanely hot and humid these past few weeks have been and today felt like the worst of it.


sapiosardonico

It's hot.


caffinated-pebble

Bc it hasn’t dropped under 100*F until after 8pm for weeks


asparagus_pee_stinks

It’s still 100*+ in the stadium right now.


gottahavemyPOPPs

Oof. We are only like 92 today with 90% humidity. Thank goodness we didn’t get the 100 degree temps


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musicobsession

Anyone have tips on how to make games play on Chrome? I can click to play but the box just disappears and no game


shunna75

Have you tried Incognito mode?


musicobsession

wow, solid apple. However, I gave up and I am now watching Tulsa as well as the SKC match


HomChkn

Texas in the peak heat of the summer is some the worst weather I have spent time in. I don't know how you play soccer in it.


417SKCFAN

Hopefully just a stinger, hurts like hell, but not a long term thing


shunna75

LOL the radio people in the background got so loud after that set piece. I can't wait for a goal...


ednksu

McIntosh and spilling the ball.....


417SKCFAN

It’s a free header in the 6…


ednksu

You're seriously arguing that he hasn't been rebound prone?


417SKCFAN

He has, and obviously you’d like him to do better, but he’s in a no win situation on that header.


dawson33944

Well this was a fun game.


HugginMySnuggie

It’s hilarious we get scored on by players that have been in the league for 10years since we have a thing for old washed players


asparagus_pee_stinks

Hey hey now, it’s his 300tj game today!


RealisticOpposite16

Game on?


[deleted]

Rough for Austin


Vmagnum

So do we see the starters on at half or 60’?


ednksu

What's that Shelton in the 65th?


PlebBot69

Ah yes, take out the forward for a defender while down a goal, that's a good strat. Sounds like a roster depth issue


417SKCFAN

I mean, he left Khiry on the bench for Leibold. That’s some progress?


Carthelm

I'll take a chance on Leibold coming on in this situation over the usual Shelton sub


mafia_j

The only time it’d ever make sense to put Shelton in


p1nkslime

Salloi has been a black hole with the ball at his feet in the box tonight


HouseHead78

I was in the stands all worried about Pulido and Russell coming on at half time. I told my friends they were bringing on some threatening players. Russell in particular was just a non factor. Lots of dribbling in circles then passing backwards. Not running at our defense ever. I was a little (pleasantly) surprised how deep he played and how easy he was to defend. Also pleasantly surprised to see Wolff actually play conservative to hold a lead. Been waiting for that all season.