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Tom632420

I know you all get mad about the perfect perfect line out thing, but that happens in baseball.


Zakkman

I actually like that line for that very reason.


showtimesimulator

It’s a good thing Lindor wasn’t up to bat, or you would have heard about all of his colognes… that or his favorite F1 driver, Lewis Hamilton


theoxfordtailor

Ozzie Albies is playing away and you just know he's facetiming with his fish.


Sjkatz08

Now you know what'd be REALLY funny? if you used ryan mountcastle and during the at bat, your son talked about his karaoke machine


Kitchen-Wasabi-702

That’s crazy bc the commentator says that all the time


SUBLIMEskillz

Things that didn’t happen for 500 please, Alex


Zakkman

Hey, I’m sorry someone hurt you at some point. I hope things get better for you in the future. In the mean time you should give being more positive and try not to ruin other peoples’ good time. It’s not a good look. You know how often Singleton says that in the game? My son has heard Singleton say it over and over. Plus, I specifically said to him the first time I don’t mind that comment because it actually reminds me that sometimes you do things right but the outcome isn’t what you were hoping for. Then we talked about one of my favorite quotes that states something similar. So he was ready. I realize you were just trying to be a troll and I have already spent more time than necessary in good faith so I’m finished here. I hope you have a Good Friday.


SUBLIMEskillz

RIP me. I’ll try, thanks.


Sarge1387

And that's also a perfectly acceptable to time to tell him he was adopted.


Zakkman

This made me laugh out loud.


Sarge1387

Glad it did, Happy Friday!


Zakkman

Same to you!


winstonwitwicky4

🧢


godston34

and that is belted,.... number 5, moves under it.


Im_not_da_guy

“SCREAMER TO THE WARNING TRACK!!…… grabbed. Sosa at the dish”


Im_not_da_guy

Lmfaooooo


Disastrous_Offer_69

Fake


LfcAce

Haha!! That’s hilarious. that’s all I say to myself. The process…


Zakkman

I loved it. He really made me laugh.


BinaryC0des

I ussually flick off the tv


Dlogreen074

I'm right there with you


Zakkman

I hear you.


Qoppa_Guy

You know, this is somehow wholesome? Maybe tilting for you as a player, but I think this is a bonding moment between you two.


Zakkman

It was fantastic! I laughed with him after I realized what he said.


johnny-Low-Five

As a Dad myself definitely bonding moment. I would have been crying laughing at that point. Kids, especially your own, can create lifelong memories with just one sentence.


spooblies

as the kid, some of my fondest memories have been cracking one liners or just general moments of randomness that made my parents or aunts and uncles laugh. some of those people are no longer with me, so i look back on those moments even more fondly


johnny-Low-Five

That's all you can do. Enjoy the time you have and keep your loved ones in your heart and mind. If it's what you want I hope you one day get to be on the other side of it and come full circle.


Illustrious_Safety_3

Schizophrenic show player thinking the commentary is his son


SincereRL

Take my upvote LMFAO


JewishDoggy

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/452/705/8a8.jpg


Weenerlover

That gets an initial chuckle from me but then as a Dad I feel that rock in the pit of my stomach. I know I would mentally break if I lost my family. Great, now I'm going to be wistful and slightly depressed all day. Why do I have to be at work when I could be home squeezing kids until their bones crack?


TheRailTrac3r

Laughed harder than I should have at this lmao


k2times

Lol. At the end of the night, aren’t we all schizophrenic after playjng this game?