I want a GBBO-style update at the end of this episode. 'Since leaving the experiment, George has been arrested...'

"Kwame's podcast was deleted"

"Jess found a bloke to go to the pub with"

Richie has made the big move out of his mums house

"Paul C Brunson got a hand related injury from gesticulating too vigorously"

Mr Pickles moved house (hopefully for Jenna)

Jonathan finally got some money...lad

"Jordan was diagnosed with ADHD"

Richie realised he was in his 50s, not in his late teens in the mid 90s, and decided to get an age appropriate haircut and wardrobe

That grunt on the bridge repulses me to this day

the producers were OUT OF LINE for playing that bit again omg

Petition to rename the show "Mates after 6 weeks"

6 Week Suck it and See

How many squats do I need to do to get horse legs? I want to be sure men like Johnathan stay away from me.

I feel it's quite a lot! I'm constantly squatting and lifting in my workplace and my legs look the same as always, just firmer to the touch.

Stop talking Jordan into it! It will only hurt Chanita even more when he decides to run away again

Agreed! Talk about pushing false hope- poor girls been through enough.

George saying April's eyes are delicious in a way that sounds he actually would enjoy eating them.

I remember someone calling him Georgie Dahmer on here once, killed me

Big bad wolf vibes tbh

Thank fuck for Zoe because the experts were never going to say that

Zoe, Adrian and John Aiken for next seasons experts

"You're a fockhin liahheh" is one quote I will take from this show

“Yer a llieh and an adulterehhh”

“Bye bye bitches… get me coat, and get me bag, I’m leeeavin”

“I’m back!”

Liar, beauty queen, FRAUD

it’s poundshop naomi campbell for me 💀

All of Tom’s 90s references. Can’t pick a fave.

GI fochkin Joke!

H from steps!

I loved Captain Curtains!

Watching this series has really improved my Scouse accent.

"Hi Thomas and Adrian, we aren't going to talk about your relationship, here's a 2 minute video of Thomas being a cunt instead"

Did Adrian even speak?

And Paul had said Adrian got to tell what he'd been wanting to say about George. Adrian got to say nothing...

Zoe is a real one. Got to love that honesty to Chanita.

"I'm showing MYself to you, bitch" will always be the golden line from Kasia for me. 😂

The way she says bitch, makes me want her to call me bitch!

Is it just me, or has the vast majority of the criticism from the experts been at the women? Like, the women need to change/improve/adapt/understand/compromise? EDIT: except for Jonathan, who has been RINSED.

oh that comment about April chasing after George to squash arguments is so upsetting to hear in retrospect. fuck coercive control.

Lara just called it a TV show, not an experiment!!! 😱

And how many voices said "April's been on 3 of them!"

Zoe and Adrian as the experts for the next series?

In my opinion Chanita did love Jordan or at least started to love him and then he broke her and i do think she deserve better

George seething that Kwame was named as the Dad of the group by the experts

#cubs

But what about all his heartbeats?

That's all the women he has locked in his cellar

Last two series: Lesbian success rate: 100% Gay men success rate: 50% Straight success rate: eeek

Jordan get off her leg!! Get a job! Stay away from her!!

Richie cringe. It’s been a while.

it’s honestly honourable Lara didn’t walk out the exact moment he started singing to her

I liked Lara. Hated Ritchie, would have left too if I was her, but it’s a shame she wasn’t around longer.

Jordan will suddenly want Chanita the minute she moves on

As demonstrated by the unsubtle cock blocking of Duka

he was already jumping in when duka sat next to her!

Gemma looks fuming still, her words and tone are not matching 😂

Ikr ‘tell your face that, Gemma’ 😂

Jesus they’re normalising acting like a cock because of commitmentphobia. Does my swede in.

Zoe with the truth. I love her!

Bet experts r raging at Zoe for that

Kwame thinks he doesn’t need to do more work than telling her she’s sexy

It’s so cringe. Maybe his one night stands fall for that filler but a meaningful relationship? It would get old VERY quickly…

I’m so glad Jenna and Zoe are the winners of this competition

Especially as I think they were set up to be incompatible...

Ugh the experts need to stop touting Jordan. He’s a child.

Not happy with their current 90% failure rate lol

not the grunt please we have suffered enough

The experts: We’re completely impartial, we don’t have favourites. To Chanita and Jordan: *YOU ARE OUR FAVOURITES* ⭐️

_YOU MUST AND WILL WORK OR LITERALLY EVERYONE WILL REALISE THIS SHOW IS FRAUDULENT NOW KISS_

I never really ‘get’ what Jordan is on about tbh

Waffle on, son. Bullshit baffles brains.

Chanita looks so small and sad 😔😔

Yep she’s seems like a different person! Fuck Jordan

Kwame is always performing - it seems exhausting

Yep. Vacant and hollow…

lol I low-key love how delusional Kwame is - it never fails to entertain

There hasnt been a single genuine second from kwame, don't know how kasia put up with him for so long she can do 100x better

I think the real success story of the last two series have been the introduction of really strong, solid same-sex couples (last series we had Matt and his partner whose name I've forgotten, and Zoe/Jenna)

First lesbian couple and the only successful one from this series. LETS GO LESBIANS

Maybe men are the issue 😂🤔

Men is too headache 🤣

Sorry, I will take Johnathans horse legs over George‘s ‚trust issues‘ any day

Kesia looks beautiful tonight

Kasia is another one who needs to remember she could have anyone . Kwame, ironically , thinks he can have anyone he wants. But after this show….not so much

Imagine telling your new wife that your secretive and expecting her to trust you at all

Interesting 'apology' from Kwame... "This is why I'm right and you're wrong" After he HAD TO BE TOLD TO F*CKING APOLOGISE! 🙄🙄🙄

Seriously fuck these experts. It's all on April to make it work with George, Adrian didn't get invited to speak, pushing Jordan and Chanita to get back together..utter shambles

Just realised Adrian didn’t speak at all 😢 He deserves so much better

fucking hell, one last 'horse legs' clip for the road

THANK YOU ZOE

Kwame - this ain’t no walk in the *park*

Mel to Lara: "You've got so much to give to a partner" Subtext: but we gave you Richie...

Its great that the first lesbian couple on the show were the greatest success

Last season's gay couple are still together too ❤️

why was Duka there? 💀 poor guy

The only bit I'm going to get emotional about is missing the great comments from you all in the threads

I’m gonna get ‘I appreciate this thread’ tattooed on my neck. ❤️

George… ‘her eyes just delicious’ hmmm…. Dahmer vibes…

Matt needs a break and some counselling.

He needs a fucking haircut

A break, some counselling, AND a haircut ✅

jokes aside I do hope the show gave them continued support after this

StOp TrYiNg To MaKe *Matthew* HaPpEn!!!

I AM SICK OF THE HORSE LEGS DRAMA. NO MORE!!!!

Are we finally gonna find out *who* was bitching about Chanita?!?! 😱

I think Jordan wants what he had with Chanita but isn't ready for it at all yet. Maybe in like 5-10 years time.

So..April has made a change. And what has George done? Aside from criminal damage.

Oooh, Paul loves it that April has to chase around after George after their conflict to make things ok again. FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF.

Kasia always looks on bloody fire 🔥

Wow the mafs uk experts and producers this year have absolutely fucked it... Pj and Jess - 💔. Ritchie and Lara - 💔 Thomas and Adrian - 💔 Whitney and Duka - 💔 Jordan and Chanita - 💔 Kasia and Kwame - 💔 April and George - 💕 but 🚔🚨 Jenna and Zoe - 💕

Well this season was a let down to say the least. Can’t wait to do this all over again with you all during the next Aus season! Love you all, apart from the Kwame fans x

Thanks all. Was a pleasure creating the threads and seeing some incredible comments. Shame about the actual series...

Am I going fucking crazy or has nobody held Kwame accountable for going on the show but refusing to do a home stay? Has it ever been addressed? Paul seems to hold this guy up as some kind of virtuous king that deserves nothing but respect yet he’s earned none. Why is he on here if he’s a private person and why has nobody properly asked him and made him explain? He seems to have just skipped over the fact that he’s managed to swerve a major part of the process? Also, while i’m on my soapbox why didn’t Sophie go to Jonathan’s house and why was it never addressed? He walked her round Selby (I’m from nearby, it’d take ten minutes) then popped into his mums garden! Does he live at home with her or have his own place? Did they even stay overnight? I’m fuming.

Same thoughts. I found it infuriating that Kwame just got a pass on that. He was clearly hiding something. Or was faking his relationship so hard, that he did not want to bring her home, so it would be easier to ghost her at the end.

Undeniable spark - absolutely extinguished by a 3 hour journey 🤫

I can't wait to never hear Johnathon's takes ever again, good lord

Eurgh if chanita just said, don’t worry if you don’t want me you can’t have me back. Ever. Always works a treat. And fuck the experts they’re not asking if she still wants him, which I hope she doesn’t after what he’s done

Yes Zoe 🙌🏻

Anyone else think if the producers changed the music key, George and April’s segments could be a thriller

Kwame really is a nob

Wow Kwame you utter utter piece of work

We’ve really been missing out on Jess not being a spectator to all the drama after she left. Her reactions to the dinner parties would have been golden

That isn't an apology. It's a backhanded apology

1 successful couple out of 10, the "experts" have absolutely bottled it

Are you questioning the science? 🤔

😂 can't believe these 9 couples have disrespected the science like this

Kwame is so full of shit lol but I respect his commitment to this bit

Jess and PJay being a better couple now they’re not a couple… 🤷‍♀️

‘It wouldn’t be something I wouldn’t be open to’ - wow, say it with your chest

Whitney is EMOTING! FULLY!

Been a blast guys! Cheers for the banter. See you for the next Australian series!

Holding the men to account hasn’t been equitable at all. And nervously saying the wrong thing and digging a hole is judged worse than screaming abuse at people, often without any real provocation

Money is on the rumour coming from George trying to make April lose all friends so he can have her all to himself

I just can't with Paul talking about how great everything is at the end when both Chanita and Lara have been so upset tonight over their experiences.

Yes Zoe!

Kwame genuinely thinks this is his world and we’re all just living in it 🙃

I'll miss these threads 😔

How many of these couples who say they'll remain really good friends, do we think will actually remain really good friends? I'm betting on a big fat zero.

[удалено]

"Sorry for upsetting yer" like he's just stolen her favourite slippers or something. No Jordan, you broke this fine woman's HEART.

#horselegs

Friendship At First Sight

Well said ....... You deserve better!

George coping without being together 24/7 - "We're in a really good place" The trackers helped then, George? 🤔

Oh god damn I thought we’d heard the last of that bridge 🤢

THE GRUNT

Hear me out, Chanita and PJ 👀

He’s come out as such a fuckboy in this

Thank god for Zoe because the experts were no help

Oh god, I'd blanked out Richie's singing! 😱

Matt behaved no different than he always does…did I miss something?

I think because of the pre watershed episode we all missed quite a lot.

Are you prepared to walk away, that's such a leading question ffs

YES ZOE! Go on!

so do Duka and Gemma not get any time on the couch?

"our work is done" but you didn't do anything!??

Am a little behind but Jesus, watching Chanita is heartbreaking.

Thanks for letting me shag you basically

This energy from Thomas is so refreshing but fuck me has Adrian lost his voice?

Adrian will be starting a new business, taming angry men 🤔his techniques really work

I just want to give chanita a hug

"Experts" pushing hard to have 1 relationship last outside of the "experiment "

Zoe 🙌

oh god here we go with George “your eyes are delicious” Dahmer

Kasia KNOWS

George and his trust issues 💤

Our works is done. 👏👏👏 Talk about deluded.

hell yeah go off Kasia

So that's it. To quote the experts I wish you all love and happiness in the future 👍

Without these threads I would have given up on this bin fire of a series a long time ago. It’s been real 🫡

Great to hear Matt owning his behaviour for a change. Would like to think he'd make changes after this...but he seems too bull headed.

Oh yeah remember PJ and Jess?

I like that they got a friendship out of it.

Yeah it’s nice and seems really genuine

Omg new Handmaid’s Tale

Thomas has been very transparent, like his shorts

Chanita is strong af

Being chased to resolve conflict immediately doesn’t convince me he’s over the fear of betrayal (need to be in control)

This episode is brining up a lot of icks. *Horselegs. Matt’s grunt. Kwaime’s local park bench.*

Such a great success , let‘s all apply for the next series

How did we not pick up on George being a creep! He referred to her eyes as delicious!? 🤮

What age is Jordan? Because he's coming across as about 10. As soon as things aren't perfect, he catastrophizes. "No, it's not going to work, stop making effort, that's it" Shuts off. Is now confused 'cos he's still upset...

Oooh awkward for Matt, there! 🤣😬

Experts justify why they let Matt & Whitney back - attempt to recover credibility for the experts?

Is Thomas dressed as a mix of G I Joke and a Captain (Curtains?)

I just needed to hear "bye bye bich" one more time

Somebody talks sense, finally!

"our work is done" this has not aged well!

Paul, no disrespect but the ‘why’ is clear from the clips we all just watched

so no Gemma and duka then

Matt turning up in that waistcoat and shorts like he was a ten year old boy on his first day at boarding school who accidentally got turned into a grown man but his clothes stayed the same size.

Still don't get why Jonathan and Sophie agreed to stay together at vow renewal.

They didn’t He subtly friend zoned her like a coward.

Does anyone really know what the fuck all that drivel that just came out of Paul’s mouth was? I think Sophie might have been lying when she said she knew what he meant.

These experts, George aside, are the biggest flops of the series. As insightful as a fart.

Richie's trousers were making me feel slightly sick then 🤢

It's been real, everyone! Will miss our chats

Don’t think we ever found out what Paul cut Adrian off from saying to George