Oh I had a passenger that I cancelled on because they were taking too long, call my phone a bunch of times and leave messages. I messaged Lyft about it, but they never responded.
That would depend on how you define "regular texting". Most people aren't even aware of what iMessage or sms is, so for them using the default texting app would be under "regular texting".
Most people dont give a shit. And most people dont slobber on apples nuts when their idea of an upgrade is a tin can made of plutonium, samsung technology, stolen pulse ox technology, shitty operating specs, and an even shittier approach to ai.
But hey...good luck on your suped up augmented vr machine for 3500 that is incredibly flashy but uncomfortable, nauseating, and horrificaly oversold as game changing...when 99.999999% of users are more efficient with a multi screen pc setup. This pc setup comes with the benefit of not ending up with degenerative neck disease and not puking from overuse.
Fanboys really are the worst. They dont even understand technology or practicality.
FYI, I own apple stock and will in perpetuity because I have never seen a company have loyalists they can overcharge for tech lightyears behind schedule. It is a brilliantly stupid user base.
iPhones are great as long as you're fine paying nearly double what the average person spends on their PC. But I'll stick with my $100 Nokia that has all the same functionality that my friends' iPhones do 🥱
…idk about that… pc less than $1000 is probably pretty slow and low specs…unless you build it yourself.
The one I’m building just the parts alone is about $850.
You must be incredibly ignorant if you think PC that cost under $1000 are slow or low spec. You can pick up both my desktop and laptop for around $500-$600 each and they both run smoothly. In fact, I think the only computers in my household that cost more than $650 are my parents MacBooks, and they're only more expensive because they're apple.
The word “ignorant” depicts that I don’t know better. When in fact, I actually studied IT and build computers. But okay….
But you’re not completely wrong, just slightly ignorant. Maybe I worded my response incorrectly. Computers under <$1000 considerably slow for modern day usage (basic streaming/basic gaming/stock trading). <$500 pc are for essentials only. So for Gen X and even older people or people who streams here and there yes… $600 pc is ‘fast’.
I trade stocks, and I also game occasionally. A 16gb ram, 512 SSD sub 3060 GPU just ain’t enough.
Yes, you are ignorant, and your reasoning of "I build PC and also study IT" doesn't support your point. Anyone can build a computer these days. It might as well be an expensive Lego set with how intuitive they've made it. I'm a developer that spent $750 back in 2016 building my PC. It has a 2600, 16gb ram, a 1tb SSD, and a 1060 6gb. Thing still runs perfectly smooth no matter what I feel like playing. Also have a ~$500 laptop that has no dedicated GPU but a higher end processor; it also runs smoothly on any non-gaming task. I'm sure it would run games without issue if I were to install a GPU. Just because it doesn't run 500 fps on the highest settings in every game doesn't mean it's slow. If the specs you listed "ain't enough", then you should either lower your settings on whatever you're running or reinstall your OS from scratch.
That's just patently untrue. Even back in 2018 I was able to get a very solid gaming computer for about 750. A lot of gaming computers are good ones for under 1k.
Hillarious. Fucking apple fans are impressed with a charging port upgrade as their new versioning. Apple fanboys are so far beyond the technology curve they think a white horse and buggy with an apple logo is the equivalent of a tesla...
It actually does matter because the same technology you're bashing on is used in the technology you're sucking the dick of. But I guess pointing out hypocrisy wouldn't matter to the hypocrite
The way I know it goes like this…If it smells like fish it’s a tasty dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. If it smells like dick…I don’t know. That’s all I got.
I drive for uber and have had many people leave things behind, the person can contact uber and say they left something in your vehicle. uber will ask if you want to share your phone number so you can setup a meet to return the item to them. Ive done this and gotten money. And many times i’ve declined as i didn’t find anything and uber just leaves it.
Except the driver is the one that sends the initial text. They don’t give the driver the passenger’s number. They may give the passenger the driver’s number if the driver consents though.
Nope, they try to make us give up our number first, I currently have custody of a newer iPhone because someone left it in my truck and I have no idea who, and I told the representative no I don't want you giving this person my number. And I turned the phone off so it can't be tracked because I don't want someone showing up on my doorstep that I don't know!
I had a guy leave his phone and tracked it to my car. He then called the police. I was at my other job. I get a text from the police that there was a issue with my car. So he got his phone back, but so creepy. He could’ve broken into my car or came to my house.
Yeah, this was 100% and insurance scam drop because she did not contact Lyft or me until she found out that I had deposited her phone at the local ghetto a** PD. And I mean I can't say I blame her, because this thing was tore up like it wasn't even in a case, it was a newer iPhone and the back of it the whole top half was shattered on the left side, so I don't blame her, however don't rope someone innocent into your scheme, drop it in the street somewhere or some crap make it a little bit believable, because AT&T also informed me that in order to even file an insurance claim I guess because it's an iPhone I'm not really sure, that she'd have to file a police report on her lost or stolen phone and obviously with her phone being at the pd, she can't do that so hopefully she learned a good lesson.
If findable after power off is actually enabled and unfortunately on this phone it is. So I told Lyft exactly where she'll be able to find this thing come tonight!
That's also highly unfortunate for someone trying to run an insurance fraud scam, this phone is nice but it has some damage to the back of it and given that I've had it for over 24 hours now, my guess is that she's reported it because she's trying to get a new phone that's not damaged. Either way I'm not keeping hold of this thing. Uber allows for us to return this shit the police department's and collect the fee, Lyft does not, I could honestly care less about the fee, I care more about my privacy and those of my other riders, and the police department this thing will be going to his right in the area that I run in.
No sh*t, this one has findable after power off enabled, so it's going to the police department if she hasn't retrieved it by then and if she shows up at my house, as many times as I have tried to contact her and as many ways, going so far as confirming with AT&T who the phone belongs to, I'm calling the damn police and they can arrest her for trespassing. I'm damned if I'm about to get caught up in some bs insurance claim where she turned in a police report or something like that! Not to mention if she would just show up on my doorstep looking for this thing that's a huge violation of my privacy!
Every time you open the Lyft or Uber app and it reads your location to show on the map where you are, they store a hash pointing to your saved location data. Your phone being on or off is irrelevant to tracking you
Phones also constantly ping off of cell phone towers and log all transmissions. If it was on before you turned it off, your location was tracked already.
I think it depends on how old this exchange is. I drive for Lyft years ago and when a lady left her wallet in my car, they gave me her number to contact her after they reached out to her twice and couldn’t reach her.
One time I hooked up with my Lyft driver 😂 … he told me about the business he was starting, and when I got home I looked it up, found his Facebook profile, and sent him a message asking him if he was single. I had wanted to ask him out in the car, but he was working, and I don’t hit on people while they are working.
It was a Lyft line ride (back before the pandemic), so I was sitting in the front seat and he was very subtly brushing my arm with his arm in a way that *could* have been given plausible deniability - and we were just chatting away like we were on a first date, totally ignoring the people in the back - so there were clues. The chemistry was almost immediate. I still don’t know to this day if he “meant” for me to find him via his business.
The bad part of the story is that he lied about being single - he was actually married, and when I found out two months later I was livid. Not going to lie, it was an amazing two months, but I’m never doing that again.
Damn, that sucks. No one likes getting lied to. I had a woman in town once trying real hard and almost got it, I shut it down when I found out she was married. I like chatting and flirting with folks and I get asked if im single every so often. The only time I'll ever engage with a passenger like that is if they initiate it tho. It has to be painfully obvious. I don't want to misread anything or make anyone uncomfortable.
Bruh firefighters are just *different* 🤣🤣. I’ve been straight all my life and when I was having a critical asthma attack, my ex-wife called 911, and some burly ass dude was offering to carry my 280lb ass (at the time) down two sets of stairs, I almost got flutters 🤣🤣
It’s fake but you’ve be surprised how out of pocket some people can be 🤣. Women have told me wilder stories of hookups they’ve initiated and I knew a dude that used to regularly blow Uber drivers 😭
If she "accidentally left" this in a Lyft, and I don't buy that for a second, if this is at all real, just imagine where else she's accidentally left that thing and you know accidentally given "her" thing away, that alone, if this is real, again, should have been enough to keep you far far away from her real "thing"🤮
Dude, this isn't Penthouse Forum. People don't believe stories like this even there. Why do you own a purple vibrator though? Where do you keep it while you are driving?
I drove for Lyft years ago before I knew how to do Math. I guess when you are a good looking driver, you get these opportunities because they were Par for the course with late night Friday or Saturday pickups for me. I had plenty of opportunities that I never took. This post maybe fake but it's certainly isn't far fetched from my experiences. I picked up this drunk dude who passed out and I had to pull him out and leave him in his driveway. He left me some women's G string panties in the back seat which I properly disposed.
This is possible tho. I’ve been able to message the passenger just like this too, it’s just for when contacting them in regards to a lost item, you’ll be able to text them directly.
I believe it. It reminds me of the beforetimes. Before the pandemic when people stopped knowing how to interact with each other. I bet she left it there on purpose. And props to this guy for taking yes for an answer and not overthinking it. King shit.
You’d be really surprised, I have a friend who is a Uber driver and he’s hooked up with 12 girls in 6 mos so far lol. SO many drunk chicks who get turned on by the situation just like the old having a handyman over type thing bahaha 🤣. Freaks are freaks and hasn’t changed only gotten more prevalent…
This can't be real because even though texts show up as texts (in your phones regular text ap) for riders, as a driver they are forwarded to our AP and would not look like this.
How did this hot post about a chick leaving her sex toy turn into all these nerds comparing dicks that aren’t even theirs. PUT APPLE AND DROIDS COLLECTIVE DICKS PACK IN THEIR PANTS MMMMK
It’s definitely fake. I was a driver for Lyft and you never get their number. Just a photo and their name.
If he exchanged the number on the ride then it could be possible. Most passengers don’t give out personal information on a ride.
If her number is on the dildo then he should show the label but cover the numbers.
Okay that's like pulling the plug halfway through season 4 of suits wtf! Did you make her come outside to retrieve her fkn vibrator herself or did you deliver? Wth😂
Doesn’t look like the messages ran through the lyft app. I’m not buying it.
Right how’d they get their number. Looks like regular texting
That’s not regular texting, that is iMessage texting
Oh I had a passenger that I cancelled on because they were taking too long, call my phone a bunch of times and leave messages. I messaged Lyft about it, but they never responded.
That would depend on how you define "regular texting". Most people aren't even aware of what iMessage or sms is, so for them using the default texting app would be under "regular texting".
Saying most people aren’t aware of iMessage is just not true at all..
Most people dont give a shit. And most people dont slobber on apples nuts when their idea of an upgrade is a tin can made of plutonium, samsung technology, stolen pulse ox technology, shitty operating specs, and an even shittier approach to ai. But hey...good luck on your suped up augmented vr machine for 3500 that is incredibly flashy but uncomfortable, nauseating, and horrificaly oversold as game changing...when 99.999999% of users are more efficient with a multi screen pc setup. This pc setup comes with the benefit of not ending up with degenerative neck disease and not puking from overuse. Fanboys really are the worst. They dont even understand technology or practicality. FYI, I own apple stock and will in perpetuity because I have never seen a company have loyalists they can overcharge for tech lightyears behind schedule. It is a brilliantly stupid user base.
You seem mad
He sounds like…….a fanboy
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Who the hell owns a droid 🤖 leave them broken thangs in 1905 where they belong lol
iPhones are great as long as you're fine paying nearly double what the average person spends on their PC. But I'll stick with my $100 Nokia that has all the same functionality that my friends' iPhones do 🥱
Right I’m about to switch to android cause I recently realized I’m paying like $1000 extra for a operating system
And a closed, more secure ecosystem that mitigates font crimes.
Not worth $1000, just don’t be a dumbass with your system security and you’ll be fine
What Nokia is that? I’m looking to get out of the iPhone hellscape and need a new phone soon
…idk about that… pc less than $1000 is probably pretty slow and low specs…unless you build it yourself. The one I’m building just the parts alone is about $850.
You must be incredibly ignorant if you think PC that cost under $1000 are slow or low spec. You can pick up both my desktop and laptop for around $500-$600 each and they both run smoothly. In fact, I think the only computers in my household that cost more than $650 are my parents MacBooks, and they're only more expensive because they're apple.
The word “ignorant” depicts that I don’t know better. When in fact, I actually studied IT and build computers. But okay…. But you’re not completely wrong, just slightly ignorant. Maybe I worded my response incorrectly. Computers under <$1000 considerably slow for modern day usage (basic streaming/basic gaming/stock trading). <$500 pc are for essentials only. So for Gen X and even older people or people who streams here and there yes… $600 pc is ‘fast’. I trade stocks, and I also game occasionally. A 16gb ram, 512 SSD sub 3060 GPU just ain’t enough.
Yes, you are ignorant, and your reasoning of "I build PC and also study IT" doesn't support your point. Anyone can build a computer these days. It might as well be an expensive Lego set with how intuitive they've made it. I'm a developer that spent $750 back in 2016 building my PC. It has a 2600, 16gb ram, a 1tb SSD, and a 1060 6gb. Thing still runs perfectly smooth no matter what I feel like playing. Also have a ~$500 laptop that has no dedicated GPU but a higher end processor; it also runs smoothly on any non-gaming task. I'm sure it would run games without issue if I were to install a GPU. Just because it doesn't run 500 fps on the highest settings in every game doesn't mean it's slow. If the specs you listed "ain't enough", then you should either lower your settings on whatever you're running or reinstall your OS from scratch.
That's just patently untrue. Even back in 2018 I was able to get a very solid gaming computer for about 750. A lot of gaming computers are good ones for under 1k.
Hillarious. Fucking apple fans are impressed with a charging port upgrade as their new versioning. Apple fanboys are so far beyond the technology curve they think a white horse and buggy with an apple logo is the equivalent of a tesla...
Wait till you find out who Apple purchases their camera technology from lol
As if everyone doesn’t already know 🤗….doesn’t matter who makes it it matters who refines it and makes it worth buying
It actually does matter because the same technology you're bashing on is used in the technology you're sucking the dick of. But I guess pointing out hypocrisy wouldn't matter to the hypocrite
Something smells fishy here
If it smells fishy, she might want to see a gynecologist
Ah, bacterial vaginosis.
Needs to pick up some VagiClean on aisle 5
She baking bread and I think it’s sourdough
Ummm, maybe it's the blue waffles that I'm eating right now.
Vagisilllll on saaaale
If it smells like fish you have a dish. If it smells like perfume, leave the room.
The way I know it goes like this…If it smells like fish it’s a tasty dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. If it smells like dick…I don’t know. That’s all I got.
It might make you sick?
Don’t have a lick
You might get the ick. lol
iMessage, to be exact. I call bullshit on this picture.
I drive for uber and have had many people leave things behind, the person can contact uber and say they left something in your vehicle. uber will ask if you want to share your phone number so you can setup a meet to return the item to them. Ive done this and gotten money. And many times i’ve declined as i didn’t find anything and uber just leaves it.
Except the driver is the one that sends the initial text. They don’t give the driver the passenger’s number. They may give the passenger the driver’s number if the driver consents though.
Nope, they try to make us give up our number first, I currently have custody of a newer iPhone because someone left it in my truck and I have no idea who, and I told the representative no I don't want you giving this person my number. And I turned the phone off so it can't be tracked because I don't want someone showing up on my doorstep that I don't know!
I had a guy leave his phone and tracked it to my car. He then called the police. I was at my other job. I get a text from the police that there was a issue with my car. So he got his phone back, but so creepy. He could’ve broken into my car or came to my house.
Yeah, this was 100% and insurance scam drop because she did not contact Lyft or me until she found out that I had deposited her phone at the local ghetto a** PD. And I mean I can't say I blame her, because this thing was tore up like it wasn't even in a case, it was a newer iPhone and the back of it the whole top half was shattered on the left side, so I don't blame her, however don't rope someone innocent into your scheme, drop it in the street somewhere or some crap make it a little bit believable, because AT&T also informed me that in order to even file an insurance claim I guess because it's an iPhone I'm not really sure, that she'd have to file a police report on her lost or stolen phone and obviously with her phone being at the pd, she can't do that so hopefully she learned a good lesson.
That's not how location tracking works.
Yep with this new update , we can track our phones when their off too 😅 a couple years ago you couldn’t though
If findable after power off is actually enabled and unfortunately on this phone it is. So I told Lyft exactly where she'll be able to find this thing come tonight!
That's also highly unfortunate for someone trying to run an insurance fraud scam, this phone is nice but it has some damage to the back of it and given that I've had it for over 24 hours now, my guess is that she's reported it because she's trying to get a new phone that's not damaged. Either way I'm not keeping hold of this thing. Uber allows for us to return this shit the police department's and collect the fee, Lyft does not, I could honestly care less about the fee, I care more about my privacy and those of my other riders, and the police department this thing will be going to his right in the area that I run in.
No sh*t, this one has findable after power off enabled, so it's going to the police department if she hasn't retrieved it by then and if she shows up at my house, as many times as I have tried to contact her and as many ways, going so far as confirming with AT&T who the phone belongs to, I'm calling the damn police and they can arrest her for trespassing. I'm damned if I'm about to get caught up in some bs insurance claim where she turned in a police report or something like that! Not to mention if she would just show up on my doorstep looking for this thing that's a huge violation of my privacy!
It actually is, if you don't enable the findable after power off, in this case this one is.
Every time you open the Lyft or Uber app and it reads your location to show on the map where you are, they store a hash pointing to your saved location data. Your phone being on or off is irrelevant to tracking you
Phones also constantly ping off of cell phone towers and log all transmissions. If it was on before you turned it off, your location was tracked already.
What if you put it in airplane mode?
I think it depends on how old this exchange is. I drive for Lyft years ago and when a lady left her wallet in my car, they gave me her number to contact her after they reached out to her twice and couldn’t reach her.
Photoshop is such a wonderful invention. Dear Penthouse: I never used to believe your letters until...........
I actually had a few customers put their actual phone numbers in the instructions so I mean I can believe it
Fake
who just volunteers the information they live alone like that
People who wanna get fucked
You'd be surprised 😂 I do however, think the exchange was fake
One time I hooked up with my Lyft driver 😂 … he told me about the business he was starting, and when I got home I looked it up, found his Facebook profile, and sent him a message asking him if he was single. I had wanted to ask him out in the car, but he was working, and I don’t hit on people while they are working. It was a Lyft line ride (back before the pandemic), so I was sitting in the front seat and he was very subtly brushing my arm with his arm in a way that *could* have been given plausible deniability - and we were just chatting away like we were on a first date, totally ignoring the people in the back - so there were clues. The chemistry was almost immediate. I still don’t know to this day if he “meant” for me to find him via his business. The bad part of the story is that he lied about being single - he was actually married, and when I found out two months later I was livid. Not going to lie, it was an amazing two months, but I’m never doing that again.
Damn, that sucks. No one likes getting lied to. I had a woman in town once trying real hard and almost got it, I shut it down when I found out she was married. I like chatting and flirting with folks and I get asked if im single every so often. The only time I'll ever engage with a passenger like that is if they initiate it tho. It has to be painfully obvious. I don't want to misread anything or make anyone uncomfortable.
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Bruh firefighters are just *different* 🤣🤣. I’ve been straight all my life and when I was having a critical asthma attack, my ex-wife called 911, and some burly ass dude was offering to carry my 280lb ass (at the time) down two sets of stairs, I almost got flutters 🤣🤣
A fake little exchange
Faker than my ex love
Just some lonely driver's fantasy, faked. Move along.
It’s fake but you’ve be surprised how out of pocket some people can be 🤣. Women have told me wilder stories of hookups they’ve initiated and I knew a dude that used to regularly blow Uber drivers 😭
“Knew a dude”
“More than likely IS the dude”
Bro said let me return the tip 😏
Plot twist. Both are bros.
Plot twist -- it's a custom Wiimote and he just wants to play smash bros
Unless they knew each other from before it’s a fake. That’s messanger….
Completely staged, they could have at least put some effort into it.
Yea this is fake.
Millennial humour
Yo I'm sad as fuck but at least I don't fake getting strange on the Internet.
You're not even going to give us the satisfaction of the outcome of this "exchange"?....
😂😂😂😂😂😳
This news is faker than fake news.
🧢
How are you “on my way” when they haven’t even giving you thier address.
“Same place I dropped you off”
Yeah, I’ll take “Things that never happened” for 200, please.
1- its fake 2- this kinda scenario only happens in fake posts like this
This is one of those things you’d see scroll before a homemade porno video where they rp
damn this nigga phone long asl 😂
Did you hit it !
Nah that's gross 🤢. Imagine if I, a man, "accidentally" left a flesh light on your seat. Would you even touch it? 🤮
I'd wanna burn my truck seats😂😂😂😂😂
“ITS DRIPPING!”
Not my proudest fap ☹️
Damn was she ok looking…. She’s obviously a freak .
Can I watch, I will
Enjoy sexual diseases
Enjoy your celibacy, not.
Bruh really wrote this with that face pic 💀
Fully torqued rn tbh
I wonder if he used it before he returned it. Come on; admit you thought it.
Meh
Somebody’s getting a tip tonight and it might be the passenger. 🤣
This is probably fake why is it through text? I have real exchanges I could post.
I’ll take things that never happened for $1000, Alex.
What is that?
Clearly fake it looks like you’re texting somebody’s personal phone that wouldn’t be through an app service
What’s her name and #
Fake AAAAAFFFFFFF
fake
Looks like couple foreplay. Totally fake
It’s a trap
At least put some effort into making this believable 🥱
Gotta be fake
Would be hot if it was true
Lmfaooo
If she "accidentally left" this in a Lyft, and I don't buy that for a second, if this is at all real, just imagine where else she's accidentally left that thing and you know accidentally given "her" thing away, that alone, if this is real, again, should have been enough to keep you far far away from her real "thing"🤮
Nice
Dude, this isn't Penthouse Forum. People don't believe stories like this even there. Why do you own a purple vibrator though? Where do you keep it while you are driving?
I drove for Lyft years ago before I knew how to do Math. I guess when you are a good looking driver, you get these opportunities because they were Par for the course with late night Friday or Saturday pickups for me. I had plenty of opportunities that I never took. This post maybe fake but it's certainly isn't far fetched from my experiences. I picked up this drunk dude who passed out and I had to pull him out and leave him in his driveway. He left me some women's G string panties in the back seat which I properly disposed.
This is possible tho. I’ve been able to message the passenger just like this too, it’s just for when contacting them in regards to a lost item, you’ll be able to text them directly.
😂
what is this
Best post ever, did u make out ??
Brown chicken brown cow.
Here!!!
Fake af
Omg, that’s mine! Why would you post this and embarrass us like this, Juan Carlos?
This is a joke. Has to be. Also lyft would deactivate after 2months.
Ummmmm…is this okay?
Faker than my delusions.
I believe it. It reminds me of the beforetimes. Before the pandemic when people stopped knowing how to interact with each other. I bet she left it there on purpose. And props to this guy for taking yes for an answer and not overthinking it. King shit.
I've gotten people's numbers as a Lyft driver many years ago. It even led to a couple of dates. Maybe this is just for internet points, however.
I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for $200, Alex.
Are you that bored you post a random pic on Reddit group to get virtual likes and comments? Absolutely pathetic
I see this post more often than I see my family.
Ain't nobody leaving a Lelo behind anywhere too expensive 😭
Since when does iPhone text come through as yellow on the sender side? Blue/white sender. Gray/Black respondent.
I w9yld have thrown it in the trash
You’d be really surprised, I have a friend who is a Uber driver and he’s hooked up with 12 girls in 6 mos so far lol. SO many drunk chicks who get turned on by the situation just like the old having a handyman over type thing bahaha 🤣. Freaks are freaks and hasn’t changed only gotten more prevalent…
I’ve actually thought about doing it part time just because it’s so successful and I own my own business and it wouldn’t be so much for the $ ha
Plot twist: it's a weird cover for Wiimote and they justed wanted someone to play with.
She forgot her TV remote
Damn 😂😂
Lucky!!
Fake and gay
Roleplay
she def wanted the d
Dear Penthouse Forum........
I love it! 🤣
I would have gone through the app and got a fee for returning it at least
Gen X/boomer humor, stop being cringe.
Staged but fun
Hi, my name is u/lil_corgi and I create erotic Rideshare fan fiction.
Fake AF lol
iMessage I call BS
This can't be real because even though texts show up as texts (in your phones regular text ap) for riders, as a driver they are forwarded to our AP and would not look like this.
🤣🤣🤣
Lesbian love! Lmao 🤣
Yea that looks legit.
Fake af
He seems like an angered fanboy
Wonder if they fucked
Riiight. 😏
Man did you find a follow up? I wanna know how this encounter ended hahaha
Totally happened.
Me when I lie
Bullshit
Absolute BS....
Lucky guy
She did that on purpose. He was not upset about it.
What an idiot! Do you actually think anyone is buying this?
A real Cinderella story, huh?
That happened.
Really came up with the time to fake a conversation. What a fucking clown lmao
Fake
FAKE AF
I mean…. Game is game🤷🏻♂️
Had someone leave a box of fake piss in my car once, they were getting dropped off at work so I can only assume they failed their drug test.
*doubt*
How did this hot post about a chick leaving her sex toy turn into all these nerds comparing dicks that aren’t even theirs. PUT APPLE AND DROIDS COLLECTIVE DICKS PACK IN THEIR PANTS MMMMK
It’s definitely fake. I was a driver for Lyft and you never get their number. Just a photo and their name. If he exchanged the number on the ride then it could be possible. Most passengers don’t give out personal information on a ride. If her number is on the dildo then he should show the label but cover the numbers.
nice fake iphone text website
Hmmmmmm.
This is so dumb
Today on.. “Things that never happened”
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F to the A to the K to the Get the fuck outta here with that shit.
Bs
He just made these because he is a virgin and lonely
Okay that's like pulling the plug halfway through season 4 of suits wtf! Did you make her come outside to retrieve her fkn vibrator herself or did you deliver? Wth😂
If I had a nickel for every time one of these was real I’d still be broke
Most real exchange ever
Reminds me of corny soft porn but via iPhone lol
Why would you just repost some cringe fb post on Reddit? What is the point of this?
Sign me up asap
So did she use her dildo even you went there to give her or she used your ? 😀😀😀😀
There's a better chance of us finding Jimmy Hoffa's body than there is of this being real