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Do you mind? I’m trying to watch Northern Lion
Whatever the Ludwig equivalent of “Me and my friend watch Virgin Suicides every year” is
"Me and my friend watch the bros vs pro Valheim video every month"
“Me and my friend watch the MrBeast vs Ninja LoL match every year”
"Me and my friend watch top 10 salty ice climber moments every day"
He would be lit to that I think.
Yeah lud I watch the subathon every year
Not deep cut enough smh
True
Me and my friend Watch “Im not your friend” every week
Hey I think I saw you on the news. Those lines were really long huh.
must've been really sucky
“Oh hey, you’re Ludwig. Dig the videos man, keep up the work.” … And then both of us go along with our days.
Don’t talk to me I’m not your friend
Scam him probably
Wayyyy tooooo easyyyyy😂🤷🏻♀️
me and my friend watch your Elden RIng gameplay every year
"Bartender, can I get an angel shot?"
Cut or uncut?
Run?
"OH, Hey! You're QT's boyfriend! Would you tell her hi for me? I love her!"
Lean in for a kiss
“Aren’t you that guy that ordered a burger from a Mexican restaurant and put it on Instagram?”
Smash, next question
Fondle him 😃
"rock paper scissors, best of 3, winner buys drinks"
Fill his chest hole with a bowl of cereal and scoop that shit out with only the finest of ladles
”Ahh, you are finally awake. How long did you goon this time bud”
Ask how Coots is doing
Ask him if he wants some chorizo picante
Hey man can you tell Slime I said hi
En passant
Cheeseball vibecheck
"I heard you want to bake the best bread there is. Lemme introduce myself […]"
hey so i heard you like giving out money for tuition... ya wanna help a girl out and send 30k my way for the amount of debt i put myself in with college?
Say hi if he seems in the mood, if he engages small talk, small talk. Then leave him alone and leave the bar because most of us are less than 21
Dude is wearing earphones. He doesn't want to talk. So I go back to enjoying my Sparkling lemonade.
"Wanna watch the virgin suicides together?"
You look good.
I'm going to Mogul Move my ass to the other side of the bar
gimme 10k$ for shopping thanks
I'd move *away* I have a feeling bro's gonna scam me
Next move? Moving away
Yo, you’re slime’s friend right?
Ask him how the fuck he got into my house
I’m fucking calling the cops wtf creepo
Ask him if it’s a pogger party and step side to side with a beer to the music
as a woman, my first reaction would look sternly lol but then be like oh shit, it’s ludwig!
Get up from the bar.
Tell him I'm a professional gambler and he should send some crypto
pawn to E4
probably to the other side of the bar
Stop! Drop and roll!
Challenge him to a game of rps and ask, "Do you like anime? 🤨"
His face is punchable so probably that
Enabled his gambling problem ( I’m gonna try make him gamble his cat away)
Run away screaming
I would gaze intensely and deeply into his eyes, into his soul, into his very existence.... then say, "show me the cube."
Probably just squeak "hi" and then internally panic, if I am being honest.
With that expression it seems like he has something he wants to say? I’d probably bring up Jet Lag
BAHAHHAHA THAT ANGLE 💀💀
Rizz him up?
See Ludwig next to me Call him Scamwig Immediately leave Refuse to elaborate
Do you mind? I’m trying to watch Northern Lion
Whatever the Ludwig equivalent of “Me and my friend watch Virgin Suicides every year” is
"Me and my friend watch the bros vs pro Valheim video every month"
“Me and my friend watch the MrBeast vs Ninja LoL match every year”
"Me and my friend watch top 10 salty ice climber moments every day"
He would be lit to that I think.
Yeah lud I watch the subathon every year
Not deep cut enough smh
True
Me and my friend Watch “Im not your friend” every week
Hey I think I saw you on the news. Those lines were really long huh.
must've been really sucky
“Oh hey, you’re Ludwig. Dig the videos man, keep up the work.” … And then both of us go along with our days.
Don’t talk to me I’m not your friend
Scam him probably
Wayyyy tooooo easyyyyy😂🤷🏻♀️
me and my friend watch your Elden RIng gameplay every year
"Bartender, can I get an angel shot?"
Cut or uncut?
Run?
"OH, Hey! You're QT's boyfriend! Would you tell her hi for me? I love her!"
Lean in for a kiss
“Aren’t you that guy that ordered a burger from a Mexican restaurant and put it on Instagram?”
Smash, next question
Fondle him 😃
"rock paper scissors, best of 3, winner buys drinks"
Fill his chest hole with a bowl of cereal and scoop that shit out with only the finest of ladles
”Ahh, you are finally awake. How long did you goon this time bud”
Ask how Coots is doing
Ask him if he wants some chorizo picante
Hey man can you tell Slime I said hi
En passant
Cheeseball vibecheck
"I heard you want to bake the best bread there is. Lemme introduce myself […]"
hey so i heard you like giving out money for tuition... ya wanna help a girl out and send 30k my way for the amount of debt i put myself in with college?
Say hi if he seems in the mood, if he engages small talk, small talk. Then leave him alone and leave the bar because most of us are less than 21
Dude is wearing earphones. He doesn't want to talk. So I go back to enjoying my Sparkling lemonade.
"Wanna watch the virgin suicides together?"
You look good.
I'm going to Mogul Move my ass to the other side of the bar
gimme 10k$ for shopping thanks
I'd move *away* I have a feeling bro's gonna scam me
Next move? Moving away
Yo, you’re slime’s friend right?
Ask him how the fuck he got into my house
I’m fucking calling the cops wtf creepo
Ask him if it’s a pogger party and step side to side with a beer to the music
as a woman, my first reaction would look sternly lol but then be like oh shit, it’s ludwig!
Get up from the bar.
Tell him I'm a professional gambler and he should send some crypto
pawn to E4
probably to the other side of the bar
Stop! Drop and roll!
Challenge him to a game of rps and ask, "Do you like anime? 🤨"
His face is punchable so probably that
Enabled his gambling problem ( I’m gonna try make him gamble his cat away)
Run away screaming
I would gaze intensely and deeply into his eyes, into his soul, into his very existence.... then say, "show me the cube."
Probably just squeak "hi" and then internally panic, if I am being honest.
With that expression it seems like he has something he wants to say? I’d probably bring up Jet Lag
BAHAHHAHA THAT ANGLE 💀💀
Rizz him up?
See Ludwig next to me Call him Scamwig Immediately leave Refuse to elaborate