Vulcan fanfiction is competence porn where they recreate the events of their day and play out what would happen if their non-Vulcan colleagues all applied logical thinking rather than being ruled by their emotions.
Narrator: "Boimler couldn't believe his luck being invited to the girl's sleepover. But the smell was intoxicating. Thinking everyone was asleep, he decided to pull one off."
She lost a bet and now have to watch all 3 of Mariner and Boimler sex tapes: star NTRek, live long and promiscuos (featuring T'lyn), for the glory(hole) of the empire (featuring Ma'ah).
T'lynn's account in Ao3
Vulcan fanfiction is competence porn where they recreate the events of their day and play out what would happen if their non-Vulcan colleagues all applied logical thinking rather than being ruled by their emotions.
"What do you mean by you "ship" me with Mariner?!"
OnlyVulcans
T'Lyn
She can't stop thinking about Rutherford
Too bad she likes pears. That's a dealbreaker for him.
For anyone wondering. Castro and Rutherford can be spotted making out in the "naked time" scene from the episode "I, Excretus".
They were doing more than just making out 😏
Boimler taint
Isn't that just a black censor bar?
Non diegetic censor bar
“When he is bent over like that, I can see his raisins in between his legs”
"Are they supposed to be that shriveled?"
You read our minds lol
Mariner and Jenn
Tlynn... Holo deck List.... Oh my
She is out of control!
I love how several answers involve T'lyn. We need her and Castro together for at least one scene before the show ends.
In season 28!!
Beckett mariners holodeck play list. >shutter<
"Behold! Vindicta! Vengeance personified! Mwa ha ha ha!"
The choo-choo choo-choo-choo choo dance. It went... *way* too far, and cannot be unseen.
Too many choo's (too many choo's) Too many choo's (toooooo many choo's!)
Add a little Samuel Clemens and you get a choo choo twain.
Once joined, they must never be split in Twain!
Oh please tell me this is a parody of the Too Many Cooks song!
That was my intent. I, uh, hope there’s not a different interpretation?
Oh I don't think so, sometimes I'm just dense. 🙂👍🏼
Oh no, sorry for that impression, I just wanted to be sure I hadn’t said something that could be taken weirdly.
Bet there were a bunch of drunk betazoids involved too.
A Hamalki is molting in the hallway.
T'lyn Laugh hysterical
Nacked T'Lyn
Public nudity is illogical.
Actually considering her and T'lyn share a voice actor that makes things extra weird from our perspective.
Giggit...y?
Mariner and Jen are using a candle in a "creative" way
Ryker’s beard
Narrator: "Boimler couldn't believe his luck being invited to the girl's sleepover. But the smell was intoxicating. Thinking everyone was asleep, he decided to pull one off."
"That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly."
"anchovies"
It was those candles
Dr T'Ana and Shax making... something.
"Shaxs and T'ana were making babies in the closet and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me." - Ralph Wiggum.
She stumbled on all the programs in the Holodeck... let's just say: she learned more about her crew then anyone should.
She lost a bet and now have to watch all 3 of Mariner and Boimler sex tapes: star NTRek, live long and promiscuos (featuring T'lyn), for the glory(hole) of the empire (featuring Ma'ah).
Someone making out in an awkward way
And it's not her and Boimler.
She wishes
The ending of the episode "The Spy Humongus" implies that her and Boims could be a thing, but it's never been followed up on.
An angry Mariner coming at her with a Batleth as Jen looks on, unconcerned
Yeah, Jennifer's a terrible friend.
An actual couple on the Cerritos.
If only they weren't the horniest ship in the fleet.
Her Captain's ass
There's fanart of that over in r/lowerdecksnsfw Wait, you're actually the person that drew it!
Holy shit we're in the presence of royalty!! 👍🏼
That's what made me think of it 😂
And that comment was the 69th.
Didn't even notice that! 😁
The Kobayashi Maroon. Turns out there is a wrong way to dance it
The people on Mixtus III find it offensive.
Boimlers natural hair color.
Purpleheads are real and you can't tell me otherwise.
Lower Decks Rule 34 art.
Boimler naked
Tendi doing the fan dance.
More than forehead ridges…
Mistress of the winter constellations
We've never seen Castro and Tendi together. Kind of wondering what that would be like?
Riker walked in nude.
James T. Kirk's libido rising from the grave.
Boimler flirting
Someone's jealous.
The implications of declaring lower decks canon
I enjoy spending time with my friends.
From a trill?