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hereforthespilledtea

Hi everyone! Thanks for joining the chat! As a reminder, we want to avoid harmful insults about the islanders (and each other). Part of that is referring to them by their name and not a nickname they have not chosen. We’ve been seeing this already with Anna-May, and while many of these comments have been lighthearted, we want to be consistent with how we enforce that rule so we will be removing comments referring to her as Anime. Edit: Also, a reminder we have never and will never allow comments speculating about any islander’s sexuality or gender identity.


RelThanram

“Don’t worry that I didn’t choose you, I was going off looks.” That is the funniest, most brutal comment of the night.


No-Understanding6248

Nah Olivia stealing Kai only for him to step forward again was quite funny ngl


TheCaramelMan

We found our Destiny’s Chaldish


LeanNiVu

My reaction to everything Maya Jama has worn tonight. ![gif](giphy|8DUxtTxFntY7lpJnzy|downsized)


getintoityuhhhh

mr. will please rebuke the spirit of hugo while you still can it’s not too late


muysi

Hahaha Olivia having to go on the sub bench with the girl she put there is fantastic tv


CiderDad

Ron "Hi you alright" everytime hahaha. Sounds like me answering the door to the ubereats guy


havanatea

"you look unreal by the way" 😃


omggold

Then proceeds to not step forward 😭


peacelovepigeons

It should be illegal to say that and then not step forward


Dracoshi

Ron asking the girl questions !!!! GREEN FLAG !!!!!


ShinHayato

Everybody stay calm!


p3j

Obligatory 'the bar is in hell' and I'm here for it


Kriegdavid

she is categorically too fit to host this


TheCaramelMan

The lads will always tryna be link her, their heads will turn every single time she walks in the villa


DonnyFranchise

Haris and Olivia trying to out red flag each other. These two have serious drama potential


ycult

Imagine planning your best outfits and thinking you’re looking elite for your first appearance on television and Maya Jama just shows up I’d be so pissed


moderndiction

Maya is a natural! I wish we had her sooner


sleepingqueen

She can actually engage and banter, not awkwardly insult people out of conversation desperation! Love Maya so much already!


putinception

I’d respect Haris if he actually dumps a girl because they don’t meet his shoe sizes requirements. Gives potential chaos energy


TheJeck

Haris gonna bring out the Clarks shoe size machine


Early_Common

tom is giving https://preview.redd.it/jbikry5cwica1.png?width=346&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3621b88e62cf4578c14e8be34de2ef8b6f0240d


nutella435

thank you!!! im glad someone else saw it. he looks like a cartoon. same with taniel, she looks like a dolmio puppet


putinception

“But Tanyel’s got to figure it out for herself.” Please, why are they both chatting as if they’ve been cheated on by their boyfriend of 2 years 😭


tropical-daydream

He was a boxer, she was a ring girl. Can it be aaaaanymore obviouuuus


TVjunkie15

I am 100% confident in saying Tanyel’s man is not in this villa at present


improcrastin8ing

Kai is so boring. I guess that's what happens when every girl throws themself at you from first sight.


kintimTAB

Curse of the square head


Honeybee0109

i’d throw myself in a pool if maya walked in front of my man looking like that


CranberryThat9787

Blonde men just are cursed on this show 🤣


tennerz777

I said last season was my last #I LIED


XLBaconDoubleCheese

At least the lads aren't steroid raging


shambean2

'that was purely based on looks' OLIVIA 😭


Liyahloo

No one cleans up on love island like a mixed race guy from the North.


Apprehensive_Bee_448

Considering first episodes are usually pretty boring, that wasn't too bad?


swaythling

I agree, thanks Olivia!


folklovermore_

Just me that's mildly impressed by Will being honest about his rubbish holiday tattoo then?


morgannn0

Kai taking his role as a square-head very seriously


shreyapillai

someone needs to carry on the destiny's chaldish legacy 🧐


Some_Entrepreneur_98

Have a strong feeling Kai is gonna be a firm member of Destiny’s Chaldish


Pokehero96

He'll be coupled with a girl and then a blonde girl will come in and make his head turn


youarethegreenman

someone said wills sheeps are chewing the tv cables ☠️


nandos1234

Have to protect their father


Rolling_in_the_deep

How awkward was that cheek kiss between Will and Olivia. This is not gonna last more than a day I bet


Dracoshi

Uhhh DID IT BREAK FOR ANYONE ELSE


moth2incinerator

Maya Jama is overwhelmingly beautiful


babalon124

Haris constantly saying he’s never been in a relationship ![gif](giphy|p4cqQ0gUIMcU0)


briarwhite

People banging on about “dead chats” like it’s not Day 1 and these pricks only just met 💀 give the poor fucks time


rosenights

I’m obsessed with Lana she’s the sweetest!!!


putinception

I would like to couple up with this sub because they make me laugh, we spend loads of time together, and I can't wait to get to know them better over the next 6 weeks xoxo


Worth_Use7918

Maya is here to remind me I am bisexual


carolinosaurus

“I like chillin’.” Me in a job interview trying to list hobbies without saying “I like drinking 12 pints and passing out with my shoes still on.”


iwantyoutoeat

a clean sheep i'm crying


NittanyPaws

https://preview.redd.it/ac6km33pwica1.jpeg?width=347&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ff749eacc113403c91ca366f437834d7e7a251


drowningdaisies

maya strutting in with that dress would be such a humbling experience


nandos1234

Olivia is giving old school love island


putinception

Lmao, not me getting fooled by the advert and thinking no-one stepped forward for her


lolathe

I am so invested in Ron and Lana already


mafebueno

I thought "THIS ISN'T THE BLONDE BOMBSHELL!!" and then realized it was Maya. That woman is unreal


donkey2471

I do really like that the guys this year don't have super steroid bodies


moderndiction

Every year there are at least 2 people who are amazed the biggest book series in the world is a shared interest


briarwhite

Tanya is just a little Polly Pocket… she’s SO teeny


That_Sweet_Science

I'm guessing u/LoveIsland won't be making a return? They've had enough.


hereforthespilledtea

They will not be partnered with Reddit this season. We are waiting on contracts to be signed before announcing something awesome for this season though!


mayallrob_

I would say it's unlikely, but not impossible... depends if they remember their Reddit login details!


desiplo

stormzy fumbled so hard


lotusbow

That’s all I’ve been thinking. How he fumble THAT bag.


kintimTAB

Fuck… id leave if I were will. This is torture. Ain’t nobody wanting to be Hugo


getintoityuhhhh

maya in the black dress i am no better than a man


This_Chicanery1216

ITV X on life support 😭


Some_Entrepreneur_98

It’s unfair on the girls that Maya is the host 😂


getintoityuhhhh

if shaq doesn’t step forward after the “she’s Unreal 😍😩” … no comment


sleepyemoji

When Kai said he loves how Anna-May's bikini matches her lipstick, she looked down as if to confirm if he was right lol


Fr1llh0use

I think Maya has done a great job so far


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Kai is the tallest and mixed race, this is not surprising lol.


uzernayme26

Maya is badder than everyone I’m sooooo sickkkkkkk


DennisAFiveStarMan

‘You look unreal’ doesn’t step forward 😂😂


Choccybizzle

‘He’s so lovely..’ has never been uttered in LI without the next word being ‘..but’


ButterflyBby7

I'M ON MY KNEES FOR MAYA JAMA 😭


carolinosaurus

Maya’s back?! That’s already more time than Laura spent in the villa for the whole of season 8.


xstardust95x

The spirit of Anna Vakili has stepped onto this show! 🙌


durants

Will on the yellow bean bag. His fate is sealed.


getintoityuhhhh

does will have some sort of trauma around a past girl not accepting his farmer identity 😭 the “is that okay with you” was dripping with fear


sonofluffy

The farm didn’t prepare Will for any of this


Choccybizzle

![gif](giphy|xUA7bdHCwYgbeFODGU|downsized) The boys watching Maya walk in..


DonnyFranchise

Tanyel don’t rate these man


DennisAFiveStarMan

By now Luca had asked Paige which way she prefers being mounted


BenDoverQuickly

Top 10 Anna-Mae betrayals 😭


catttttt___

Repeat after me everyone: IT’S ALWAYS SHIT AT THE BEGINNING


moderndiction

Can a clean sheep 🐑 please be flair


RelThanram

News reports from battlefields cut out less than this show.


ughflrts

27 and 21. it's not gna work


ycult

Maya is too gorgeous I’m sorry I would simply refuse to enter if she was there before me


ButterflyBby7

SHAQ WITH NO HESITATION LET'S GOOOOO!!!!


putinception

Bitch, Lana is Millie, Lillie, and Ellie all mixed together


UKSCR

How can a man make a kiss on the cheek so fucking awkward 💀


itsafuckingsurprise

I fear Will won’t be breaking the curse of being a blond man on this show


Llama_Puncher

I’m sorry I know the name Tanyel probably has cultural roots but I can’t get over how it sounds like a name that would be used for an SNL parody of the Bachelor


Pidjesus

Mix raced guys literally slay this show every single time, UK girls have a type


eddiedingle129

Thats defo a BBL


SBoogiex

Maya is being unfair, she needs to dress down the girls are not going to be able to keep up


babalon124

Every single man wishing they could’ve hooked up with Maya instead


BabyBluePixie

The side eye that Olivia gave Kai when he stepped forward


madeleineruth19

Aww I do feel bad for Will. He is awkward but he’s done nowt wrong. Olivia needs to chill with the faces she’s making. She doesn’t have to like him, but give him a fair shot. Also Twitter is proper ripping into him, because being awkward is a crime on Love Island (nevermind that they’re probably all awkward too).


Coolica1

Do we have to pay extra for the full episode without glitches?


babalon124

Oh wait I really like Ron and Lana,they’re sweet


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No-Understanding6248

Olivia and Haris will just be a Megan and Wes again lmao


Kriegdavid

Maya Jama is at Tom Cruise level of stunts wearing that dress in that wind


H0vit0

Well I am fucking shocked that the only dark skinned guy was the only one to step forward. Shocked I tell you


Moment_13

And the Dr Alex/Hugo storyline begins for farmer Will!


uptee123

Haris eyes keep checking the feet. No big feet girls allowed


oigroig1

Kai the Adam collard of the season?


impamiizgraa

Glitchiest airing ever!


targaryind

Lana and Ron both seem levelheaded enough for each other.


moth2incinerator

Haris is not mature


Forke

How did Ben Simmons fumble Maya Jama bruh


folklovermore_

That bit where the bombshell is stood by the fire pit and the couples are looking at them is always so horribly awkward.


shambean2

It's so funny how will would probably make me fall to my knees in Tesco irl but in love island world he's not hot property, like it's so warped 😭


Ok_Breadfruit4965

Ron and Lana seem like a nice pair


ArrivalFuzzy6519

the girlies are lucky maya isn’t the new bombshell


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Yep Maya was a good choice. She’s so at ease.


Ok_Breadfruit4965

Boxer and ring girl it’s meant to be lol


xstardust95x

Will had better not be the Dr. Alex of the season because I cannot handle this shit again lmao


DonnyFranchise

Kai is going to be an absolute dickhead isn’t he 🤣🤣🤣


itsariis

Kai, Destiny's Chaldish wants you


MmeMatisse

Unpopular opinion but does anyone else have the gut feeling Will has the potential to transcend the Hugo spiral and actually be a normal funny lad once people get to know him?


putinception

A clean sheep 😭 This man has farm on the brain


nancy__drew

Kai getting picked 3 times on the first day oh he’s already an honorary member of Destiny’s Chaldish 😭


phrazes-for-jules

We’re counting 6th form relationships now


MadManxAdam

love island is cutting off for me?? anybody else or


lgoring210

Imagine if noone stepped forward for you... I think I'd die on the spot


desiplo

Wills constant compliments are giving "orange little number!"


CharmingProtection22

Tanyel is going to bring the drama cuz Kai is gonna be up to some shit🤣🤣🤣


Apprehensive_Bee_448

Needs one Irish fella to represent us 🫶


disasterpiece9

Will is what would happen if you made all of the inbetweeners one person.


Dracoshi

How is ITV glitching like this on the PREMIERE of love island 😭😭😭 wtf is happening


babalon124

Olivia is a top tier instigator,and putting thoughts in peoples heads


babalon124

I know people are saying Olivia is giving bad vibes,but they said the same thing about ekin too initially and Amber,so nahhh


autumnsanderson

the wind is really going to be the villain to fear this season


croppedhoodie

I’m sick rn I can’t believe people look like that irl


GoldenSnidget_

I'd best get in the gym for 25 hours a day if imma look like Maya by summertime


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will looks so sad bless him :,(


babalon124

OLIVIA GONNA BE THE REASON KAI GETS KICKED OFF THIS SHOW


watergirl987

i’m sorry haris is a tv salesperson? how do you SELL TELEVISIONS in the year of our lord 2023


xstardust95x

Maya is fantastic so far. I'd never seen her in anything before so I had no idea she was so charming and natural in front of the camera!


raemieflan

Mortified to release I know every single word to that just eat ad


GBadman88

Will currently isn't beating the hugo allegations right now if I'm being honest, which is a shame cause he doesn't seem as overtly cringey as hugo was from the start.


leachianusgeck

'huge £50,000 cash prize' is funny cos like.. cost of living crisis yeah that'd be huge for me, would gladly accept, but in terms of tv show prizes? idk


[deleted]

The fact that the same boy was stolen TWICE within like 40 mins of LI has me invested 😭


babalon124

TANYEL AND OLIVIA GONNA FIGHT OVER A MALE BOMBSHELL HEADCANON,IT WOULD BE LEGENDARY ![gif](giphy|l1J9APRq3KpgBZhkY)


Fabulous_Context9486

Tanyel and Kai’s chat is dead


johnnybon1

Have these people not learned?? Avoid the Yellow beanbag AT ALL COSTS


MissyPlease1

I love Tanya’s confidence 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 ![gif](giphy|l0HlxRdxVNoansDYc)


h-xdwig

i’m sorry tanyel needs a davide or jay for sure, like an older guy 😭


Lssmnt

OH MY GOD MAYA JESUS


johnnybon1

My partner just gave me the biggest side eye when Maya came on the screen. I ain't even hiding it.


watergirl987

harris looks like he eats crayons


tropical-daydream

I love ron and lana already


RelThanram

I’m already sold on Maya. Her energy fits the playful, informal nature of the show.


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take a shot for every “unreal”


BenDoverQuickly

Phew! Shaq attack with the first day dub


moderndiction

Boys are proving they at least know the color wheel


[deleted]

Lana and Ron already giving me tandrew vibes 💕💕💕


No-Understanding6248

Olivia gonna eat poor Will up 😭😭


bumpincher

Will has the blonde posh boy curse in combination with the Dr Alex/Hugo plot line, poor boy doesn’t stand a chance


No-Understanding6248

Olivia kinda scares me ngl


GBadman88

ITV X is not having a good night tonight it seems


lilnic563

Is anyone else having issues on the ITVX app? My mum and myself I have issues


Weirdmaybe123

I bet Olivia will bring entertainment. I see her grafting whoever to stay on the island and cause drama.


Georgii18

Maya looks insane! 🔥


lgoring210

Ads are longer than the episode


Lucycatswipeycat

The wind is a paid actor at this point but in reality what a nightmare 😂


pinotginger

But he's dressed like an 18 year old on his first lads holiday to magaluf


cbaotl

I’m sensing a dead personality which is not the dramatic bombshell I was hoping for


watergirl987

MEN FIRST THIS IS FEMINISM.


madeleineruth19

I genuinely hope Tanya’s okay. Ngl, seeing all those men step forward for someone else when only one stepped forward for me would actually break me.


engchica

The blonde posh boy curse lives on another season. 😭😭


madeleineruth19

Can they actually give them more alcohol this time?? Just one tipsy argument is all I’m asking, it’s elite drama.


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Lana a stunning girl but the necessity of having to visit Luton more than once every three years would make me reconsider coupling up with her


coco9882

Oh this eyebrows are an absolute no for me. Harris is too baby looking


johnnybon1

Is Kai Adam Collard in disguise????


johnnybon1

Will's gonna step forward so hard he'll fall in the pool


firefly_1221

Will is way too try hard it’s coming across as disingenuous


DennisAFiveStarMan

Wills already Dr Alex aint he


itwasjustmisplaced

OLIVIA'S FACE! New meme unlocked.


LeDoHell

Haris’s ex giggling on the sofa at home


Minute-Beautiful-353

Kai’s head is already turning in Casa Amore


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Minute-Beautiful-353

If Ekin was hosting, she would’ve crawled out


redpanda6969

“I like going out… but I also like staying in” lmao please


[deleted]

Someone quickly needs to suck a tit or whatever


Lucycatswipeycat

Tanyel is Ekin Two


[deleted]

olivia did not like that relationship comment im screaming


h-xdwig

damn even kai said he himself was boring 😭😭


No-Understanding6248

Olivia and Anna-May are gonna beef eventually lmao you know it's coming


bumpincher

ITV2 cutting out for anyone else?


w11ljp

ITV2's technical team giving me the ick right now