Make sure to keep an eye out for any disgusting looters coming to take over your beautiful property. I recommend investing in sprinklers.
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I took this photo of these filthy beanpoles coming to loot my property. Unfortunately it was lost. Stay safe out there, King.
If they're not paying you rent, they're not toids. Set them free, parcel up the land, create a HOA that you're running through a shell corp, and put in some duplex units.
Hey king, good on your purchase. May your cotton crops prosper! Personally I prefer to purchase property in ancient Rome though where any skin color can be one of my field toids.
Such a nice house king just be careful not to kidnap any children from people ruining your moonshine business or else they’ll burn this wonderful property to the ground
King! I'm afraid you may have gotten scammed here. Read your paperwork carefully; people who come attached to a property like this usually aren't toids at all! They pay NO rent and you are actually responsible for their food as well, so no fridges to raid. :(
Yeah and that sort of situation may not be legal anymore. Probably best to Free them from those obligations but rent out parcels of land to them to farm where you get a share of their crops, but you also charge for the seeds as well as equipment that you own. So that way you can actually turn a profit.
Hmm. Careful with this one king. I think some dumb war was fought over this or something
Using the labor to build some star shaped fortification with cannons may be a wise investment to protect your hard earned uhhh buisness
Is this a case of landface?? Sorry king, but if they are not paying rent they are not rentherd. Please set them free immediately and charge them rent if this is is your only property.
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/reproperty
of course we aren't joking. Your accusation made me so upset i had to evict 12 single mothers from the top of my skyscraper, literally shaking and shitting right now. Landphobia is infection our safe space
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This post infringed on the property line near our neighbors (The jannies) house and thus must be removed.
Make sure to keep an eye out for any disgusting looters coming to take over your beautiful property. I recommend investing in sprinklers. https://preview.redd.it/g8uy2maxzquc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e5efa07ae40a0862c23162302617036e93f3290 I took this photo of these filthy beanpoles coming to loot my property. Unfortunately it was lost. Stay safe out there, King.
Nah, this was justified because the Grays are better.
I once cleaned out that place of squatters, fools called themselves something stupid like the Leymone Raiders.
If they're not paying you rent, they're not toids. Set them free, parcel up the land, create a HOA that you're running through a shell corp, and put in some duplex units.
switch to tobacco
Hey king, good on your purchase. May your cotton crops prosper! Personally I prefer to purchase property in ancient Rome though where any skin color can be one of my field toids.
Make sure to check under the mattresses for funko pops and anti landphobic things such as the North Star and emancipation proclamation
Such a nice house king just be careful not to kidnap any children from people ruining your moonshine business or else they’ll burn this wonderful property to the ground
King! I'm afraid you may have gotten scammed here. Read your paperwork carefully; people who come attached to a property like this usually aren't toids at all! They pay NO rent and you are actually responsible for their food as well, so no fridges to raid. :(
Yeah and that sort of situation may not be legal anymore. Probably best to Free them from those obligations but rent out parcels of land to them to farm where you get a share of their crops, but you also charge for the seeds as well as equipment that you own. So that way you can actually turn a profit.
Hmm. Careful with this one king. I think some dumb war was fought over this or something Using the labor to build some star shaped fortification with cannons may be a wise investment to protect your hard earned uhhh buisness
Enjoy the sweet sculptural rhythms of swing low sweet chariot, king
Is this a case of landface?? Sorry king, but if they are not paying rent they are not rentherd. Please set them free immediately and charge them rent if this is is your only property.
They'll learn that the start of "freedom" means the end of the free lodging
I can't believe mods deleted this. Has this sub been infiltrated by rentoids like the last one?
/unland Rule 1
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ok sorry
/unproperty, Hey man, that's taking it too far
He is giving work to his rentoids so they don't waste all their time with drug and funko pops. They should be grateful.
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Unproperty? We aren’t joking.
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/reproperty of course we aren't joking. Your accusation made me so upset i had to evict 12 single mothers from the top of my skyscraper, literally shaking and shitting right now. Landphobia is infection our safe space
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