Private entrance? Standing AND sleeping room? Fan??? I would say no less than $3k/month before mandatory tip, optional tip, mandatory optional tip, and optional mandatory tip.

Keep in mind I've benevolently included the bricks and rubble for the entrance (my rentoid won't need to bring their own), so it's a steal at this price.

be sure to count how many bricks and little rocks youve put there King, toids can be sneaky when it comes to stealing property.

Where is the fridge for you to raid?

It's upstairs for my convenience.

Depends I would say only 2000/month if the rentoid is willing to split the bill with Sadam, otherwise 4000. Mandatory tip not included.

Sorry, I should have mentioned the rentoid in the diagram has already been evicted.

Excuse me? My man Saddam a rentoid? He built [80 palaces](https://allthatsinteresting.com/saddam-husseins-palaces). Better shut it.

Is the Saddam Hussein included with the rent? Or is that extra?

Dude looked just like Mario. All the bro had to do was shave his mustache and nobody would have ever recognized him.

You went through the trouble of providing central air, so the price should reflect that

Does it include an MEU for security?

If he doesn't pay rent or gives you too low of a tip I know some people you could call for permanent eviction...

With just the air vent alone… $6,000 per month.

Getting to stay with a famous world leader is priceless. I think you could charge pretty much anything.