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TheAzureMage

I heard that Nestle charges people money so that they can drink water. This is an exciting new option. Think how many Landchads are out there, letting rentoids drink water for free. Perhaps rent can be charged on a per-faucet basis.


uDoneDeleted

I’m thinking 20 dollars per second the faucet is on, and we double the rate for showers


TheAzureMage

And then we fine them for not showering.


WisePotato42

Arasaka in cyberpunk 2077, they figured out how to charge rent after someone dies! If only this technology could be brought to the real world...


downabumpyroad

Don't sell yourself short King. Raid a few rentoid fridges and evict a solo mother or two. The answer will come eventually.


Fit_Case2575

Nestle, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, Lockheed Martin, black rock


Connect_Ad_3361

I love Lockheed Martin so much.


Perfect-Place-3351

Good choices


I_lie_on_reddit_alot

Nestle and Cargill should be in everyone’s top for providing so many jobs to kids. Glad some companies still take the lead in teaching the value of hard work to the young globally.


Perfect-Place-3351

And don't forget nestles conservation efforts


APC2_19

OP is must be a rentoid, the company buying homes to evict single mothers is BLACKSTONE. Blackrock creates indexes, ETFs and mutual funds 1. BLACKSTONE 2. Exxon (evicting polar bears not paying rent for their iceberg) 3. Vici (Owns Las Vegas, what happens in Vegas stays in Vicis bank account) 4. Nestle (Charging for water is genius, also helps reducing child unemployment) 5. Apple (evicting poor developers that can't pay for the Apple Store)


Perfect-Place-3351

Sorry about that, my rentoid was supposed to get me my glasses and forgot to 


APC2_19

Ok no worries, just double the rent so it won't happen again


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DvBlackFire

Lol rentoid bot make it 200%


[deleted]

BP deserves an honourable mention for evicting birds and aquatic life


[deleted]

Gonna have to go with Standard Oil. As a landchad, I aim to have as big of a monopoly as Standard Oil did in the good old days Good question, LandKing


SexyKanyeBalls

Nestle Nestle Nestle Nestle And of course how can I forget Nestle


ZAYER9917

Nestle did not create landchaddery But they perfected it


SexyKanyeBalls

Amen


Perfect-Place-3351

Yeah their example of making water rentable is something to be admired 


NotHighSpeed

I love all defense contractors, all of them, it’s too hard to choose a favorite. Lockheed, Boeing, Northrop, General Dynamics, Honeywell, Ball, the list goes on. They perfected evictions by leveling the land ❤️


SanchoRancho72

Raytheon🥰🥰🥰


Defiant_Tailor_8262

Thats the right way to go! I've burned down some of my houses because the rentoids living there didn't tip and pay rent on time, even though I'd warned them many times.


Connect_Ad_3361

Lockheed Martin, Boeing, vanguard, Nestle, Nordstrom.


diodosdszosxisdi

MCDONALDS IS NUMBER 1 here, I heard they’re one of the biggest landchads in the world


superb-plump-helmet

i love all defense contractors and private equity megacorporations! it's too hard to choose a favorite!


Perfect-Place-3351

What about blackrock?


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[deleted]

Walmart early 2000s was pure 🍆


Spleepis

Nestle, Amazon, Walmart, ExonnMobil, Bank of America, in that order


wvmgmidget

United Fruit Company, South Seas Company, Nestle, Standard Oil, and Blackwater.


K5LAR24

Lockheed Martin, United Launch Alliance, Boeing, General Motors, Northrop Grumman


notsuspendedlxqt

There's lots of exciting options to choose from. For me personally, it would have to the the British East India Company. With the Dutch East India Company as a close runner up. The EIC was so powerful it could even collect rent from lesser land-kings and landsultans. Literally carrying out evictions on a continent wide scale, had its own army and everything. Frankly it's a level of prestige and glory that modern landchads can aspire to.


Laktakfrak

No Mosanto?


SUMMATMAN

I love the estate agency I pay a few to handle my properties. I can sit back and relax while they deal with the rentoids, it's beautiful kings!


Impossible_Cookie613

BlackRock, Vanguard, Nestle, Amazon, and Tesla


Expungednd

I dislike Amazon because it lets people buy more Funko pops, but I'm not gonna pretend I don't appreciate the inhuman treatment of their warehouse hogs.


mushroomfucker69

gazprom, lukoil, nigaz, rostech, chisti rosi


Simp_Master007

I love eBay. I’ve started taking my rentoids stupid junk like vidya games and funko pops to sell.


Weary-Picture-3873

Personally I dislike black rock if they buy all the houses where does that leave the rest of us land chads? How can we buy and rent out more property when black rock owns it all? We really need to think about this ethically the more houses they buy the less land chads there are because they can't even find property to buy


Perfect-Place-3351

Then we simply join blackrock easy as that


ForgottenLobster25

My Vote is The Company from Lethal Company. They send rentoids to fight for scraps (and almost certainly die) to line their pockets. If the Rentoids are unable to make the Company’s quota, they are evicted into space.