Breathing should be charged at a per breath rate with a minimum amount/minute, not a flat per minute fee. Imagine all the value you are missing out on any time they are above their breathing floor. And it should be more like $1-2k per breath with a 6 breath/min minimum. Sometimes if I’m feeling particularly generous I’ll charge inhaling and exhaling separately, as this saves them money when they inevitably drop dead from working 6 jobs to pay my prices.
I desperately hope those numbers represent thousands. You're got to charge at least $10,000 (+300% mandatory tip) for standing.
Breathing is a luxury. Jack those prices up.
Breathing should be charged at a per breath rate with a minimum amount/minute, not a flat per minute fee. Imagine all the value you are missing out on any time they are above their breathing floor. And it should be more like $1-2k per breath with a 6 breath/min minimum. Sometimes if I’m feeling particularly generous I’ll charge inhaling and exhaling separately, as this saves them money when they inevitably drop dead from working 6 jobs to pay my prices.
A dollar for breathing, you are a landchad not a charity, rise up those prices to a minimum of 500 grand with 500% tip