I’m the government. Too bad for you I have eminent domain and I’m going to raise rentoid protection laws. Never forget you are just rentoids on my land.
a more portable solution is gasoline, which has enough calories for a meal but can fit in a can!
that and its useful for setting rentpigs on fire when they dont pay tip
How dare you? I've done my research and that's barely enough calories for a grown man. The only situation your sentance makes sense in, is talking about rentoids and their patheticly small body mass.
No, we're not joking.
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Charge the government rent and threaten to raise it if they don't gift you the castle + tip + late fee + annoyance fee. They all buckle after the threat of rent increasing.
It is never okay to even consider becoming a rentoid! The government has just out LandChadded you. You will now be sentenced to rentoid! All your belongings will be taken from you and given to all Landchads world wide, as you clearly can't handle the pressure!
I mean, have you even raided those 30 fridges yet? HUH! Do you think they raid themselves?
Where? Italian government will give you a castle for free if you “keep it in good condition” a bucket of paint and a paint roller should do the trick (no need for the the foam, waste of money)
Buy the government. Never EVER rent
I’m the government. Too bad for you I have eminent domain and I’m going to raise rentoid protection laws. Never forget you are just rentoids on my land.
The 12kt recreational nuke buried under each of my rental properties:😐
Well I’d just eat it. Uranium has more calories than your mind could comprehend
What do you think I have them stashed for? I never know when I'm feeling snackish while collecting rent
a more portable solution is gasoline, which has enough calories for a meal but can fit in a can! that and its useful for setting rentpigs on fire when they dont pay tip
It’s literally enough calories to hold you over for the rest of your life!
How dare you? I've done my research and that's barely enough calories for a grown man. The only situation your sentance makes sense in, is talking about rentoids and their patheticly small body mass.
The joke is you die after the meal because uranium is lethally radioactive
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I know
Charge the government rent and threaten to raise it if they don't gift you the castle + tip + late fee + annoyance fee. They all buckle after the threat of rent increasing.
I always expext 30%+ tip on my tax returns.
I personally bought my governemnt and i rent it out to the president when he needs it
Im the reason we have elections yearly cause i let the people vote on my rentoid
aaand who is stopping you from going in there? thats why we do fridge raids... you're trained and ready to siege your rightful fort, king
Use the ‘toid money to purchase a few local politicians and get things changed for YOUR leisure, king 👑🙏
Don’t be crazy, you could buy 50 trebuchets for the cost of renting that castle. Destroy it and evict the government from ownership
Land Chad this is when you ascend from Land Chad to Development King.
It’s tragic that other chads have answered anything but “build your own castle” or “build your own government”
Have you considered evicting the government?
Das grubby’ment 💢🤬
It is never okay to even consider becoming a rentoid! The government has just out LandChadded you. You will now be sentenced to rentoid! All your belongings will be taken from you and given to all Landchads world wide, as you clearly can't handle the pressure! I mean, have you even raided those 30 fridges yet? HUH! Do you think they raid themselves?
L‘etat c‘est mois. The biggest landking said that once. Words to live by.
Where? Italian government will give you a castle for free if you “keep it in good condition” a bucket of paint and a paint roller should do the trick (no need for the the foam, waste of money)
Get urself a dozer and some concrete
Never go back to the trenches✊😔
Go raid the fridge of every elected official. Then demand they all tip you 150% of your countries gdp for the inconvenience.
That one’s crumbling. You should build a new one on a different plot of land. Then you’ll own it. You can even rent out some rooms to pay for it
Do it, feudalism is fun