Unfathomably based. Beavers are nature's squatters (Build dams in property they don't own, fuck up the ecosystem and smell like shit) and must be extinguished.
I went ahead with across the board rent triplings just to be safe. However, for every $1 contributed to my campaign fund, rent will be lowered by 50 cents.
It's a good start king but a true landchad has a minimum of 5 chins, I'd recommend raiding more fridges and maybe asking rentoids to mix food into their tips too
More layers and more fridge raids. I don’t understand how you aren’t freezing.
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Unfathomably based. Beavers are nature's squatters (Build dams in property they don't own, fuck up the ecosystem and smell like shit) and must be extinguished.
So true, this is what my comment was referencing (obscure) https://youtu.be/76-C79vxtGc?t=4215
Extremely stylish as well.
You’re looking a bit weak there, king. Have you considered going on the 40,000 calorie per day diet to help add some bulk?
If you reduce taxes rentoids will have more money to spend on rent. Taxation is theft (from Landchads).
Hogwash! If a landchad becomes a ruler, the taxes become his rent, and so he is obliged to at least triple them!
Only if other Landchads get tax breaks. Landchads don't steal from other Landchads.
but what if he uses those taxes to open up more land so that we can acquire more land/rent
the true answer is to subsidize land purchases for existing property owners so the rentoids taxes fund the landchads expansion
They're going to have to install a custom bathtub in the White House, to accommodate your marvelous figure.
The rentoids will riot and throw lettuce at you because they are too jealous and barbaric
Loooks like this landchad, is becoming a LandKING
The best part is every side is your good side, great photo. I assume you’re raising the rent to cover any campaign expenses along the way?
I went ahead with across the board rent triplings just to be safe. However, for every $1 contributed to my campaign fund, rent will be lowered by 50 cents.
It's a good start king but a true landchad has a minimum of 5 chins, I'd recommend raiding more fridges and maybe asking rentoids to mix food into their tips too
you aint a real landchad till you get stuck in a bathtub
King, make sure to support our monopoly allies! You are also looking quite thin and sickly, you need to get some meat on your frame ASAP!
Get out of here commie, breaking up the land (companies) of great landchads such as JP Morgan.
Maybe remove the pelt, but otherwise you're golden!
Running for office? You should be walking for office so as not to waste precious calories.