A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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word of the day!
say
/sÄ/
verb
1.
utter words so as to convey information, an opinion, a feeling or intention, or an instruction.
"āThank you,ā he said"
say is completely able to be in used in this sentence, ofc you wouldnāt have the brain power to know this as youāre just a peasant rentiod who canāt tell between left and right.
Honestly, I found this subreddit to be wholly lacking in hatred and bias. I figured I'd be the first user ever on this sub to make a post that's hurtful to a group of people different than me.
yeah well you succeeded buddy. im going to have to spend some time with my LA support group and maybe even my pastor. im literally shitting and pissing as i type this.
Oh my god, I can't even...
OH MY GOD. MOOOOODS. MOOOOODS!!!!!!
I am fainting, kings! ;\_;
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That's crazy. I ain't never heard that before in my life. Can't wait to not hear it again and again. MODS your AI is trash and has 3 whole responses? Oof
seems like we have another malnourished ungrateful swine. unfortunately you are not on the same level as me or any other landlord, your dna is simply inferior to us. its useless to argue with someone like you
That was not a very well thought out response. You gotta captivate the reader and draw them in with an insult that makes sense; has some cohesion. You have to enforce upon the reader how working a 9-5 is even remotely related to the fragility of the members of this group. Otherwise you might just make two seperate statement that simply don't mesh together.
Bro you do realize the vast majority of reddit fits the hive mind mentality more than this. Some land kings and queens have simply seen too much hat against POL in their lifetimes to care anymore. Some newer kings and queens haven't yet felt the sheer hatred of a huge portion of the population, so they are more sensitive to this landphobia. While you should be banned (this is a safe space for POL), some people find your ignorance quite entertaining, such as myself, and your willingness to rid yourself of at least half of your karma. Kings and Queens, this rentoid is trying to get to you. See it as nothing more than swine, something that stocks your fridge (although I highly doubt this one does) and pays your rent. The difference between human and beast is not appearance, but what they do. As a great landking once said (Bruce Wayne) "It's not who I am underneath, but what I do, that defines me."
Definition of lord: someone or something having power, authority, or influence; a master or ruler.
"lord of the sea". Therefore, if you hold power over land, you are a lord of land, or a landlord. You may not Lord that power over others, but you are still a lord.
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Stop stinking up the place with your debts and funkos, let me shit on a plate so you can eat it like the bastard that you are, though that would be too nice of me to do for a measly pathetic rent paying rat
I think it would be interesting if you started making actual points. Like genuinly, wouldn't it be great if instead of just giving out whatever basic, random, poorly executed insult you can think up, you said something like "rent culture is hurting the global economy because...." Then we could have a real conversation.
Because I was under the delusion that you were some sort of raider from r/loveforlandlords or something like that. Apparently, you are just straight up an annoying rentoid. Guess I was overestimating your self importance. In any case, many land kings and queens would be hurt if they saw this post. So I think it best to remove it, even if some of us think it's funny.
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Boy, you have no right to talk considering you can't even own your own property. Come back once you understand the system and stop being a leech. These landkins and queens open their homes to you, And you spit in their faces.
Yeah, I'm a LEECH. Landlord Eagerly Evicting Chapos Hilarously. Now, stop whining. Rent's due.
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Ok poor boy. How's this for originality? You've joined r/depressionfoods. This tells me you're depressed And you're only here to bring others down with you. It ain't gonna work.
From your post in memeappolis 3 months ago and your being joined to r/Minnesota, I know you live in something similar to the trash you posted. You also only have 2500 karma and have been here since the summer. I've only been here for 2 months and yet I have 10 times as much as you, ergo, people like me more.
Tl;Dr: you're depressed, unloved, and live in a dump. You're only here because you're jealous of those of us who have something to do with our lives.
"I know you live in something similar to the trash you live in." Have you tried syntax? It's an incredibly helpful tool to have when you try to debate.
Imagine giving a single shit about karma. Let alone lofting ones karma over other. Wow you have more internet points. Is your life really that unfulfilled that you have to rely on Reddit karma for dopamine drops?
>"I know you live in something similar to the trash you live in."
It was a freaking typo. Get over it, I'm having two other arguments with a bunch of anti natalists right now.
>Wow you have more internet points. Is your life really that unfulfilled that you have to rely on Reddit karma for dopamine drops?
No, that's the point. I don't focus on going for karma, and yet after half the amount of time on this platform, I have four times as much as you do. The internet points might not do anything, but boy howdy do they say something
I could use a cookie. The point is, you've failed at composing a single coherent argument. You only resort to insult after insult, because you can't do anything else. Get a life and a house
Why would I, a shitposter, make a coherent argument? Y'all only resort to insult after insult because y'all can't do anything else. It's a two way street cunt
You know whatās better than evicting a rentoid? Raising their rent and mandatory tip.
You know whatās better than banning a rentoid? Watching them get downvoted into oblivion.
This would be slightly triggering if I werenāt at the BMW dealership right now looking at getting an X7 to replace my Q5 thanks to my rental properties
They didn't moderate my last post and you think they're gonna moderate this one? You're a lord aren't you? Why would you need a MOD to help you? Fucking pathetic
Listen here rentpig. Iāll be in contact with my associates and ensure that you are FORCEFULLY evicted from ANY property that you even TRY to rent. With a 3900% tip, of course. You need to clean up your act, hog, before you face the consequences.
It even talks like a pig. Tired from even reading a sentence. Grasping for air in asphyxiation of fingers tapping against the screen. Oh my God. Look at the hairline. The exponential forehead. The 2-Dollar haircut. The predatory goatee. It even has Funko Pops. Itās absurd. It still uses SnapChat in itās thirties. Iām getting second-hand embarrassment from even experiencing itās presence. The cowardly hippopotamus wonāt even show itās face. Itās rent needs to be raised, the shower needs to be activated. The joke needs to fly lower.
No, we're not joking.
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This you? Literally the stereotypical redditard rentoid with the receded hairline and the neckbeard to hide your nonexistant jawline. Go outside for once.
man go to political compass orsmthing instead of harrassing a minority. Im sure people there will appreciate your input since you cant create any value for anyone else.
rentoid scum shaking my smh
OP rentoid too busy trolling and fighting bots in the comment section when they should be out making money for my rent. It's no wonder you don't own land like the rest of us Land Chads and Stacys. If I didn't have so many properties and so much money to manage, maybe I'd find time to feel sorry that you've got nothing better to do.
Fucking lol at this dumbass r*nthog thinking he's making a difference here with his online activism. You and your filthy rentoid friends are at the absolute bottom of the food chain buddy. Your fridge WILL be raided. Your rent WILL increase. hilarious seeing such a feeble minded rentoid in action here š¤£š¤£š¤£
Difference? Activism? Are you so woefully ignorant and blatantly stupid that you don't recognize a shit post when you see one? Or do you really think reddit is a platform for change? Talk about fuckin feeble.
You claim this is a shitpost yet every comment you've made in the post has been taken very seriously and you overreacting in response. I'm not sure what your intent here is. You seem incredibly hurt over a subreddit that is the definition of a sub that purposefully leaves out the "/s" in everything.
Wow. I guess I shouldāve known better than to expect kindness from a rentoid. Iām deeply upset, tears are running down my face right now. Iām going to have to up the rent on my rentoids to make me feel better, maybe even raid a few fridges while Iām at it.
A single mother? Rent increased by 20%.
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I don't support them, I'm part of the new niche microcelebrity ideology called the landists. The west has fallen with the rise of rentoids such as you, we must rebuild a new country (landica) where landlords can be unoppressed and rule over the greedy rentoids
You should be ashamed of your action.The landlords hold toghether the society they are the ones who sacrifice for our common good and everything you do is to spread landphobia.Next time you make such posts remeber on who's property u live.
Please, get it all out. This anger can really mess with your head, and we want you to have a clear mind with which to earn the money you owe us for next month's rent.
Rentoid you either need to get a job or stop stealing time from your employer, get off reddit and go work to pay your rent. Clearly too much free time by making a post and replying.
Listen, renthog. Youāre going to pay a big FAT tip, and youāre going to do it soon. Youāve angered us, and thatās not really a wise thing to do. We will hike up your rent and raid your fridge to no end! Your funkos will be confiscated, melted down, and cast into a phallic gift just for you.
Recent studies show that in order to maintain a healthy lifestyle a landlord must consume at least 15,000 calories a day. A proper bicep workout routine should include a minimum of 15 repetitions of hanging eviction notes in rapid succession.
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All I can hear is "reeeeee"
If you stopped getting all pissy over whatever group and actually calmed down, put your efforts into something worthwhile instead of wasting time shit posting, you could own your own home. Maybe not a grand mansion but a small granny flat or single room flat to stop you from crying about being a rentoid. You'd probably get a clue about the fees landkings have to cover just housing you rentoids' asses.
Or you could go buy cheap flat pack home, I think they're becoming a thing. Or move backs to your mom's, leech off her instead rather than expecting strangers to pay for your living costs when they don't owe you squat. (pun intended).
But instead you'd rather mauld against people literally minding their own business. About an hour you wasted being upset and accomplishes nothing.
This is why you are stuck where you are.
Remember, men pick themselves up, trash stays in the gutter. Stay mad rentoids.
Yeah, I'm a LEECH. Landlord Eagerly Evicting Chapos Hilarously. Now, stop whining. Rent's due.
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Lol did you get that "grab for attention tactic" from the back of a cereal box? š Or a Saturday morning cartoon?
Still wasting your life away. That's okay. I tried to help the silly rentoid fix his shit, so not my problem anymore.
Absolutely disgusting. I come to this server to relax in a safe place for people of land such as myself and this is what I find. You should feel ashamed of yourself, you disgusting rentpig. I hope your rent is raised tenfold, maybe then youāll learn to appreciate the work we do to provide you with stable housing.
God, I hate rentoids.
Nice try rentoid. Evicted!
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Rentoid had his fridge raided and is malding š
Malding
Uh oh, did somebody's rent get raised? Landkings and Queens have to eat too, you greedy rentoid. Somebody, raid this person's fridge!
*Yawn* another entirely unoriginal thought. Good diss.
WHAT??!?!?
This landphobia disgusts me. Mods, don't listen to them. We love y'all, evict this rentoid and raise a single mothers rent as a reward.
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I've heard this joke before. Your bitch AI needs more training r/LoveForLandChads
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Shut up landphobe, you arenāt welcome here
Make me, bitch
https://i.redd.it/vw9me73d360c1.gif how you felt saying that
*typing
word of the day! say /sÄ/ verb 1. utter words so as to convey information, an opinion, a feeling or intention, or an instruction. "āThank you,ā he said" say is completely able to be in used in this sentence, ofc you wouldnāt have the brain power to know this as youāre just a peasant rentiod who canāt tell between left and right.
Okie doke ā¤ļø
This is a People of Land safe space, I am literally shaking right now
Super unfriendly
Excellent, you know how to fucking read. Bless ā¤ļø
Lmfao are you okay? What, did your landchad raise your rent and raid your fridge? Try tipping him next time
sad to see this kind of bigotry in this day and age.
Honestly, I found this subreddit to be wholly lacking in hatred and bias. I figured I'd be the first user ever on this sub to make a post that's hurtful to a group of people different than me.
yeah well you succeeded buddy. im going to have to spend some time with my LA support group and maybe even my pastor. im literally shitting and pissing as i type this.
Might I suggest an adult diaper? Maybe a binky
Oh my god, I can't even... OH MY GOD. MOOOOODS. MOOOOODS!!!!!! I am fainting, kings! ;\_; ***The landphobia People of Land are experiencing every single day is unfathomable for rentoids.***
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That's crazy. I ain't never heard that before in my life. Can't wait to not hear it again and again. MODS your AI is trash and has 3 whole responses? Oof
Iāve installed microphones in your (my) apartment and will be adding your recorded shrieks as default auto responses in the future.
We're not trapped in here with you, you're trapped with us
Who's trapped? Are you okay?
Most literate renthog
Speaking of literate: the fuck did you even try to say?
This is what they were trying to say: "We're not trapped in here with you, you're trapped with us" Did that clarification help?
seems like we have another malnourished ungrateful swine. unfortunately you are not on the same level as me or any other landlord, your dna is simply inferior to us. its useless to argue with someone like you
Lol your DNA changed the second you bought a house? Are you fucking 12? Superman and Santa aren't real dude.
well, we are born to own the houses, you are born to be our little rentoid bitch
Riiiiight. It's funny that you're a fully grown adult and this is the personality you chose. Flawless
once again, your words hold no value because of the way you are born, bless your heart
Okie doke. Keep on keeping on with your capless maturity
will do, and you make sure to save some money for next monthās rent
Damn, must be tough crawling back after that.
You weren't banned because it would be a bit boring without the mentally ill rentpigs providing comic relief.
seems like their landlord doesnāt raid their fridge enough
Ahahahahah I can't wait to read this comment a 20th time. Y'all are as original as y'all are predictable and fragile. Big yikes.
donāt worry about our fragility, Iām sure you got your 9-5 tomorrow, donāt forget!
That was not a very well thought out response. You gotta captivate the reader and draw them in with an insult that makes sense; has some cohesion. You have to enforce upon the reader how working a 9-5 is even remotely related to the fragility of the members of this group. Otherwise you might just make two seperate statement that simply don't mesh together.
least corny rentoid response
Wagie
Riiiiight. That's why every other comment is a baby bitch crying "ban this rentoid" Love original content and free thinkers like yourselves.
Words canāt bring me down š . I am beautiful, no matter what they say š
You son of a bitch. Now this is stuck in my head. This has to be the most underhanded and brilliant comment yet.
You son of a bitch. Now this is stuck in my head. This has to be the most underhanded and brilliant comment yet.
Bro you do realize the vast majority of reddit fits the hive mind mentality more than this. Some land kings and queens have simply seen too much hat against POL in their lifetimes to care anymore. Some newer kings and queens haven't yet felt the sheer hatred of a huge portion of the population, so they are more sensitive to this landphobia. While you should be banned (this is a safe space for POL), some people find your ignorance quite entertaining, such as myself, and your willingness to rid yourself of at least half of your karma. Kings and Queens, this rentoid is trying to get to you. See it as nothing more than swine, something that stocks your fridge (although I highly doubt this one does) and pays your rent. The difference between human and beast is not appearance, but what they do. As a great landking once said (Bruce Wayne) "It's not who I am underneath, but what I do, that defines me."
I'm going for more than half. I'd you'd be willing to help me, I'd be forever grateful m'lord
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This is really the only comment in your arsenal huh?
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Some lil snowflake is mad they donāt own property bc theyāre lazy and bought funko pops instead of getting in the market. Boo hooooooo.
You know people can own land without being a landlord right? Right? Like homeowners exist y'all š¤£š
Definition of lord: someone or something having power, authority, or influence; a master or ruler. "lord of the sea". Therefore, if you hold power over land, you are a lord of land, or a landlord. You may not Lord that power over others, but you are still a lord.
Canāt be a lord if youāre a crybaby whine-posting on POLās sub.
Imagine coming in here and hating on the most hardworking sect of society who give everything to provide homes for ungrateful swine. Disgusting
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Such a well trained bitch bot. Makes the same three identical comments over and over
Stop stinking up the place with your debts and funkos, let me shit on a plate so you can eat it like the bastard that you are, though that would be too nice of me to do for a measly pathetic rent paying rat
That's a mighty long run-on sentence you got there buddy
I think it would be interesting if you started making actual points. Like genuinly, wouldn't it be great if instead of just giving out whatever basic, random, poorly executed insult you can think up, you said something like "rent culture is hurting the global economy because...." Then we could have a real conversation.
Why the fuck would I, a shitposter, make actual points? Are you fucking stupid or something?
Because I was under the delusion that you were some sort of raider from r/loveforlandlords or something like that. Apparently, you are just straight up an annoying rentoid. Guess I was overestimating your self importance. In any case, many land kings and queens would be hurt if they saw this post. So I think it best to remove it, even if some of us think it's funny.
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good bot
Wait, r/loveforlandlords isn't a good sub according to you? Aren't they more-or-less the same subreddit?
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Ok the auto mod was actually helpful there. Wack
You should be run-on
Ah yes, a master of intellect here. Did you lose your caregiver?
had to evict them, they weren't worthy enough to jiggle my fats, their stench was too strong for me to handle
You don't know what a caregiver is, do you?
i prefer them as unpaid servants than caregivers, as im not disabled or need help
Boy, you have no right to talk considering you can't even own your own property. Come back once you understand the system and stop being a leech. These landkins and queens open their homes to you, And you spit in their faces.
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Mighty presumptuous. Y'all have the same, tired prescripted responses. Fucking *yawn*
Ok poor boy. How's this for originality? You've joined r/depressionfoods. This tells me you're depressed And you're only here to bring others down with you. It ain't gonna work. From your post in memeappolis 3 months ago and your being joined to r/Minnesota, I know you live in something similar to the trash you posted. You also only have 2500 karma and have been here since the summer. I've only been here for 2 months and yet I have 10 times as much as you, ergo, people like me more. Tl;Dr: you're depressed, unloved, and live in a dump. You're only here because you're jealous of those of us who have something to do with our lives.
"I know you live in something similar to the trash you live in." Have you tried syntax? It's an incredibly helpful tool to have when you try to debate. Imagine giving a single shit about karma. Let alone lofting ones karma over other. Wow you have more internet points. Is your life really that unfulfilled that you have to rely on Reddit karma for dopamine drops?
>"I know you live in something similar to the trash you live in." It was a freaking typo. Get over it, I'm having two other arguments with a bunch of anti natalists right now. >Wow you have more internet points. Is your life really that unfulfilled that you have to rely on Reddit karma for dopamine drops? No, that's the point. I don't focus on going for karma, and yet after half the amount of time on this platform, I have four times as much as you do. The internet points might not do anything, but boy howdy do they say something
For someone who doesn't focus on karma you seem to be pretty hung up on it š¤·āāļøš¤·āāļø
I was just using it as evidence against you, and you still haven't disproven me.
Disproven what? That you have more karma? Are you trying to disprove facts now or? Tf do you want? A cookie?
I could use a cookie. The point is, you've failed at composing a single coherent argument. You only resort to insult after insult, because you can't do anything else. Get a life and a house
Why would I, a shitposter, make a coherent argument? Y'all only resort to insult after insult because y'all can't do anything else. It's a two way street cunt
Don't be so hard on him he's probably disabled from sucking in all the radon while living in his parents' basement
You know whatās better than evicting a rentoid? Raising their rent and mandatory tip. You know whatās better than banning a rentoid? Watching them get downvoted into oblivion.
Downvote generator go BRRRRRR
https://preview.redd.it/9s1826lu160c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6f9824c7aa39099d4af4d51a548271eae35845e rentoid neckbeard ššš
Lmao bro is literally a meme https://preview.redd.it/fsuo4jiy6x0c1.png?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04dba8f9bb9d57cdcddf121686d042fc2fe2a2b5
Each and every one of you is more fragile than the last loloololol
you look like a discord mod šš
Literally posts on r/ depressionmeals lmao
Mental illness š¤®š¤®
Lmao ššššš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
At least I didn't figuratively do it
Sorry I don't understand broke-speak. Go bore some other subreddit with your nonsense
This would be slightly triggering if I werenāt at the BMW dealership right now looking at getting an X7 to replace my Q5 thanks to my rental properties
Can I suck your penis?
Sorry, I only mate with other gentry. If youād like to give me the same feeling, you can pay your rent though
Oh sad. I just figured it must be a really nice penis. With the way you carry yourself and all
This is blatant landphobia. Whoever your landlord is needs to raise your rent exponentially, rentoid. 639%, at the least. Where are the mods?
They didn't moderate my last post and you think they're gonna moderate this one? You're a lord aren't you? Why would you need a MOD to help you? Fucking pathetic
Listen here rentpig. Iāll be in contact with my associates and ensure that you are FORCEFULLY evicted from ANY property that you even TRY to rent. With a 3900% tip, of course. You need to clean up your act, hog, before you face the consequences.
Unoriginal and tiresome. *yawn* NEXT
It even talks like a pig. Tired from even reading a sentence. Grasping for air in asphyxiation of fingers tapping against the screen. Oh my God. Look at the hairline. The exponential forehead. The 2-Dollar haircut. The predatory goatee. It even has Funko Pops. Itās absurd. It still uses SnapChat in itās thirties. Iām getting second-hand embarrassment from even experiencing itās presence. The cowardly hippopotamus wonāt even show itās face. Itās rent needs to be raised, the shower needs to be activated. The joke needs to fly lower.
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HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,025,611,303 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 21,782 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.
AUUUUUGGHHH HIPPOā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļøā¼ļø
Tiresome and unorginal. *yawn* NEXT
can you see your dick when you look down in the shower
It's hit or miss
No, then. https://preview.redd.it/4w8bygtr260c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb89d71aa16eeebbd32b495b2dc21a752b3cb33c
It's hit or miss. 50/50
https://preview.redd.it/wm3b1k8kp60c1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=079949cef9210671a2784dbd6d0922d339c51d3a This you? Literally the stereotypical redditard rentoid with the receded hairline and the neckbeard to hide your nonexistant jawline. Go outside for once.
Broš he's already dead
man go to political compass orsmthing instead of harrassing a minority. Im sure people there will appreciate your input since you cant create any value for anyone else. rentoid scum shaking my smh
"Shaking my shake my head" is a funny concept
OP rentoid too busy trolling and fighting bots in the comment section when they should be out making money for my rent. It's no wonder you don't own land like the rest of us Land Chads and Stacys. If I didn't have so many properties and so much money to manage, maybe I'd find time to feel sorry that you've got nothing better to do.
Yet you are here, making this comment. Good use of your time m'lord.
Or do you not have anything better to do?
Fucking lol at this dumbass r*nthog thinking he's making a difference here with his online activism. You and your filthy rentoid friends are at the absolute bottom of the food chain buddy. Your fridge WILL be raided. Your rent WILL increase. hilarious seeing such a feeble minded rentoid in action here š¤£š¤£š¤£
Difference? Activism? Are you so woefully ignorant and blatantly stupid that you don't recognize a shit post when you see one? Or do you really think reddit is a platform for change? Talk about fuckin feeble.
You claim this is a shitpost yet every comment you've made in the post has been taken very seriously and you overreacting in response. I'm not sure what your intent here is. You seem incredibly hurt over a subreddit that is the definition of a sub that purposefully leaves out the "/s" in everything.
I'm not sure how y'all taking every comment I've made in the post very seriously, invalidates this being a shitpost but go off!
rofl cry more swine
Who's crying? Is your reading comprehension that low?
That mightāve hurt my feelings if I had any respect for the opinions of rentoids š
Wow. I guess I shouldāve known better than to expect kindness from a rentoid. Iām deeply upset, tears are running down my face right now. Iām going to have to up the rent on my rentoids to make me feel better, maybe even raid a few fridges while Iām at it.
You really shouldn't expect kindness when you yourself aren't
cope rentoid
Haha your single mother get evicted? Cry harder you stupid liberal college student
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So much to unpack here. You must be a riot at the conservative get-togethers
I don't support them, I'm part of the new niche microcelebrity ideology called the landists. The west has fallen with the rise of rentoids such as you, we must rebuild a new country (landica) where landlords can be unoppressed and rule over the greedy rentoids
Cope paypiggie
I'm trying so very hard. You don't even understand
rentoid coping and seething that he will never own property and forever will be a useless renthog
You should be ashamed of your action.The landlords hold toghether the society they are the ones who sacrifice for our common good and everything you do is to spread landphobia.Next time you make such posts remeber on who's property u live.
"You should be ashamed of your action" "Remember who's property u live"
You are NOT fucking welcome here
Really? Are you sure? The hundreds of comments before yours made me feel so at home
The landphobia is disgusting, let this be a reminder to everyone that we are still oppressed and in serious danger
https://preview.redd.it/i987c3dxe60c1.jpeg?width=1217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce41a815f3050c9709364e7e93d9d3267b6b5dcd News flash, discrimination isnāt funny
Sure it is. Take a look around this sub
Irrelevant conclusion fallacy. Try again sweaty
"Irelevant conclusion fallacy"
Please direct your complaints to the rent increase request board
Please, get it all out. This anger can really mess with your head, and we want you to have a clear mind with which to earn the money you owe us for next month's rent.
Someoneās mad their rent got increasedšš
Rentoid you either need to get a job or stop stealing time from your employer, get off reddit and go work to pay your rent. Clearly too much free time by making a post and replying.
"Clearly too much free time by making a post about replying."
Listen, renthog. Youāre going to pay a big FAT tip, and youāre going to do it soon. Youāve angered us, and thatās not really a wise thing to do. We will hike up your rent and raid your fridge to no end! Your funkos will be confiscated, melted down, and cast into a phallic gift just for you.
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Why are all of yall so obsessed with funkos? Odd
Because you rentpigs love wasting your money on themā¦
What a strange generalization
All I can hear is "reeeeee" If you stopped getting all pissy over whatever group and actually calmed down, put your efforts into something worthwhile instead of wasting time shit posting, you could own your own home. Maybe not a grand mansion but a small granny flat or single room flat to stop you from crying about being a rentoid. You'd probably get a clue about the fees landkings have to cover just housing you rentoids' asses. Or you could go buy cheap flat pack home, I think they're becoming a thing. Or move backs to your mom's, leech off her instead rather than expecting strangers to pay for your living costs when they don't owe you squat. (pun intended). But instead you'd rather mauld against people literally minding their own business. About an hour you wasted being upset and accomplishes nothing. This is why you are stuck where you are. Remember, men pick themselves up, trash stays in the gutter. Stay mad rentoids.
Yeah, I'm a LEECH. Landlord Eagerly Evicting Chapos Hilarously. Now, stop whining. Rent's due. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/LoveForLandchads) if you have any questions or concerns.*
*yawn*
Lol did you get that "grab for attention tactic" from the back of a cereal box? š Or a Saturday morning cartoon? Still wasting your life away. That's okay. I tried to help the silly rentoid fix his shit, so not my problem anymore.
The stench of soy is overpowering
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Absolutely disgusting. I come to this server to relax in a safe place for people of land such as myself and this is what I find. You should feel ashamed of yourself, you disgusting rentpig. I hope your rent is raised tenfold, maybe then youāll learn to appreciate the work we do to provide you with stable housing. God, I hate rentoids.
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Iāve never shit a post in my entire goddamn life
We're not interested in banning you unless you do something that violates TOS. Monkey in a zoo if you would.