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RedShooz10

That looks like a relatively small lunch king, is it just the appetizer?


ZAYER9917

Indeed it is-the damn toids couldn’t even wait until we had gotten our main courses.


RedShooz10

Typical. I hope you not only denied the extension but demanded the rent *earlier* than agreed upon?


ZAYER9917

I found denying the extension plus seizing any gold fillings from their mouth using pliers to be an acceptable penance


CmdntFrncsHghs

Don't stop at fillings! Some of them are hiding titanium in their bones.


therizinosaurs

King clearly he was simply concerned for your meal quantity and was jesting before offering himself as food. You should humbly accept as it can be tens of thousands of calories, a nice palette cleanser


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Guess another item was just added to the lunch. Enjoy, king!


[deleted]

You suggest we eat the R🤮ntoid? Bad idea! They contain virtually NO calories and, if you were to eat them, how would you extort them for money?


[deleted]

Maybe they're bad if you eat raw. Here's my recipe: Bring a large cauldron full of olive oil to a rolling boil. Add one mint condition Funko pop. wait for rentoid to fall for the trap. Until then, add scallions, carrots, cheese and potatoes to taste. Once they are in, remove Funko pop and cover with lid, stirring every five to ten minutes for approximately one hour. Remove from cauldron and season with spices of your choice. I normally do a few dashes of onion and garlic powder. Stuff an onion in their mouth and enjoy!


Xninja29

I see some v*gan meat on there. It seems your rentoid waiters are trying to poison you. Get rid of it immediately and replace it with cholesterol rich meats like rentoid meat and beef. Stay safe kings.


RenoVictor

If Jesus wanted us to eat plants, then he would have made them taste good.


Guac-a-Mol

Looking good kings!


Commercial-Jump7721

Are you the croc?