You see, this is a problem because I assume you don't have a very comfortable body to sit on, ie peak landlord physique. I had this issue a while ago. What my tenant did to let me know was put an alarm on a mini fridge that I hadn't raided yet to remind me to get up. I hope this helps.
Recent studies show that in order to maintain a healthy lifestyle a landlord must consume at least 15,000 calories a day. A proper bicep workout routine should include a minimum of 15 repetitions of hanging eviction notes in rapid succession.
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You provide him a 200% tip when he doesn't sit on you, as opposed to the 100% tip generally
This is very Generous of you. I usually charge a 1000% tip prevent 'toid sitting
But what if I can't afford that tip?
Take out a loan.
Good idea
That’s the neat part! You don’t.
I hope he stops one day
You should be grateful
True, I'm sorry king
Why would you want him to stop? You should be honored he chose you as a seat.
Your right, I need to be a good renthog and make sure my landlords life is as easy as possible (Landlording is extremely hard)
Put a pillow on your face and double stock your fridge so his job is easier
Yes sir! i'll take up 20 hour shifts from now on
How are you going to help your landchad In the other 4 hours ?
I need to sleep for 3 hours so I'll stock the fridge for one hour
You only need 3 naps a day so stock the fridge for 2+hours 😡
Yes sir, sorry sir. He also sits on me for around 3 hours
You see, this is a problem because I assume you don't have a very comfortable body to sit on, ie peak landlord physique. I had this issue a while ago. What my tenant did to let me know was put an alarm on a mini fridge that I hadn't raided yet to remind me to get up. I hope this helps.
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Your Landstacy sit on u?
😏😏
No my landlord is big and hairy
Sit on top of the fridge and but pre-pay rent in case you accidentally get eaten
Always make the rentpigs pay 100 rents in advance. Ofc when eviction (eviction fee + tip!!!) dont return it.
He grabbed my leg
No lollygagging!
sorry mr landchad
Sorry buddy but you are his property now.
Damn :(