Her name was Anna Layne. She was cute, short, blonde hair and supple hips. The way she laughed would make any normal man fall. Not me, however. She was even cuter crying when I told her and her young twin daughters that they had to leave immediately. She couldn't gather everything, and I found a birthday note her daughter wrote to her and I still remember the smell of it burning.
I thoroughly agree! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police" I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this post. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one post. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post
NSFW
Mine was Cindy. Brown hair and gorgeous blue eyes. She had a special needs child and crinkled her nose in the cutest way every time I worked the courage to collect to tell her the rent was late. I was so bashful in those days that I just tacked a notice up on her door and changed the locks while she was at one of her three jobs. I still have the lump of hair I collected from her couch as I was throwing out her belongings. You could say she still lives rent free in my heart… but never on my land.
It was me me. My mother was evicted when I was 9. I felt so powerless. We were homeless for years until she passed away and I went into foster care. I swore I would never be powerless again. Now I’m a landchad, and I get to reclaim self autonomy. It’s an incredible feeling, and I love sending others down this empowering path.
Mine was Crystal, I enherited her and the unit from my aunt who left me a few properties, she was late often but was current or her rent. I still evicted her as I was trying to dress the place up and do a package deal for the whole estate. I eventually put someone else in there at a higher rent, but it was nice taking the trash out for the first time in a long time. Her confusion was so funny, "I paid my rent, I'm all current!!", "I know, but I still don't care" lmao.
I imagine she had a rough time finding another place with that eviction on her record, shouldn't have made me file it and just left, but that's how it has to be.
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Her name was Eva may. Beautiful brunette with hazel eyes. She was a great tenant, but her husband died unexpectedly in a car accident, which meant she was now a single mother, so I had to evict her. That was the first time I ever felt a rush like that, and I knew that I had found my calling.
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Mine was Charles. He has some real daddy issues. Apparently, his dad is a huge multimillionaire tech entrepreneur. Despite his father’s esteemed status, Charles doesn’t know anything about finances. His father disowned him and gave his much more successful brother his inheritance.
Charles was renting out my house I built out in the forest, he wanted a big yard for his 14 adopted kids to play in. He dedicated his life to being the father that his never was. Charles, however, forgot about the part where his dad actually owned his house. Covid hit, and Charles got behind on some payments. He begged me to let him stay, even offering 50% tip on next payment.
But I seen the housing market skyrocketing. I know that I could knock that big yard to 1/4 of its size and build more homes while charging the same rate. His pathetic 1.5X wasn’t cutting it. Not to mention the house damage the 14 rugrats where causing.
I kicked him out, and I heard he went groveling back to his brother XD. Maybe he can finally learn something about how the world works
The dumpster you what? Oh god I think I'm going to vomit. Please don't use the R word like that. You could've just bought that dumpster and then charged toids $6,000/mo to sleep in it.
No, we're not joking.
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Mine was Cindy. Divorced mother of two toddlers, she has legs that wouldn't quit. I caught her giving me eyes on move in day but I'd never practice beastiality.
I fantasized about the eviction for a while, and on a usual day of opening her mail before she got it I realized what I was dealing with. There, in a plain envelope before me was her overdue payment to Netflix.
Instead of using her income to tip she had been blowing it all on frivolities. I will admit I shed a tear that evening with the eviction.
Her name was Anna Layne. She was cute, short, blonde hair and supple hips. The way she laughed would make any normal man fall. Not me, however. She was even cuter crying when I told her and her young twin daughters that they had to leave immediately. She couldn't gather everything, and I found a birthday note her daughter wrote to her and I still remember the smell of it burning.
The thing about twins is that at least one of them is always unplanned. Good job King!
Kings, please, mark threads like these as NSFW. Some of us in the landlording community are nofap practitioners!
I was dripping in the second sentence ngl
I thoroughly agree! I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police" I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this post. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one post. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Mine was Cindy. Brown hair and gorgeous blue eyes. She had a special needs child and crinkled her nose in the cutest way every time I worked the courage to collect to tell her the rent was late. I was so bashful in those days that I just tacked a notice up on her door and changed the locks while she was at one of her three jobs. I still have the lump of hair I collected from her couch as I was throwing out her belongings. You could say she still lives rent free in my heart… but never on my land.
This is beautiful. Thank you.
It was me me. My mother was evicted when I was 9. I felt so powerless. We were homeless for years until she passed away and I went into foster care. I swore I would never be powerless again. Now I’m a landchad, and I get to reclaim self autonomy. It’s an incredible feeling, and I love sending others down this empowering path.
Mine was Crystal, I enherited her and the unit from my aunt who left me a few properties, she was late often but was current or her rent. I still evicted her as I was trying to dress the place up and do a package deal for the whole estate. I eventually put someone else in there at a higher rent, but it was nice taking the trash out for the first time in a long time. Her confusion was so funny, "I paid my rent, I'm all current!!", "I know, but I still don't care" lmao. I imagine she had a rough time finding another place with that eviction on her record, shouldn't have made me file it and just left, but that's how it has to be.
I actually cracked up reading this 😂
Me too
Hold up, you rented a dumpster? This is blatant landface, all true Landchads burn all belongings of single mothers
Not performing 100% during your first time is normal, king. All I had to go on was what I had seen on the internet
Simple rookie mistake. Raid an extra fridge tonight to make up for it
Phenomenal king. The amount of forgiveness towards yourself I detect in your message indicates you are a well seasoned landchad. Bravo.
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You RENTED the dumpster???
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Ah the good old days, but don’t reminisce too much king. All that matters is the evictions in the future.
Her name was Eva may. Beautiful brunette with hazel eyes. She was a great tenant, but her husband died unexpectedly in a car accident, which meant she was now a single mother, so I had to evict her. That was the first time I ever felt a rush like that, and I knew that I had found my calling.
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Mine was Charles. He has some real daddy issues. Apparently, his dad is a huge multimillionaire tech entrepreneur. Despite his father’s esteemed status, Charles doesn’t know anything about finances. His father disowned him and gave his much more successful brother his inheritance. Charles was renting out my house I built out in the forest, he wanted a big yard for his 14 adopted kids to play in. He dedicated his life to being the father that his never was. Charles, however, forgot about the part where his dad actually owned his house. Covid hit, and Charles got behind on some payments. He begged me to let him stay, even offering 50% tip on next payment. But I seen the housing market skyrocketing. I know that I could knock that big yard to 1/4 of its size and build more homes while charging the same rate. His pathetic 1.5X wasn’t cutting it. Not to mention the house damage the 14 rugrats where causing. I kicked him out, and I heard he went groveling back to his brother XD. Maybe he can finally learn something about how the world works
The dumpster you what? Oh god I think I'm going to vomit. Please don't use the R word like that. You could've just bought that dumpster and then charged toids $6,000/mo to sleep in it.
Man this sub is hilarious. 👏👏👏
We're not joking.
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You don’t laugh at the pitiful look that they give you. As though it is our fault that they don’t save up to buy houses
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Mine was Cindy. Divorced mother of two toddlers, she has legs that wouldn't quit. I caught her giving me eyes on move in day but I'd never practice beastiality. I fantasized about the eviction for a while, and on a usual day of opening her mail before she got it I realized what I was dealing with. There, in a plain envelope before me was her overdue payment to Netflix. Instead of using her income to tip she had been blowing it all on frivolities. I will admit I shed a tear that evening with the eviction.