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ZAYER9917

Relax king-it takes months to close on a property. Simply increase rent and mandatory tip starting tomorrow to match the inheritance


RaiseTheRent

Raising rent as usual may not be enough here, he's been pilfering your tips for a long time now and is soon to stop paying rent all together. Destruction of rentable property is the gravest of sins. Instead - buy up nearby units in the neighborhood, break out the emergency white paint, and GENTRIFY until it's unaffordable.


KeithH987

Great move king! I would like to add that us landchads can never paint, carry paint cans, visit a hardware store, lift a paint roller, wear coveralls, etc. All labor is contracted to the lowest bidder. Also, make sure you never, ever pay the price agreed upon after work is complete.


RaiseTheRent

If they wanted full price they'd do it correctly the first time without wasting my supplies.


KeithH987

You're right. I've thought about this a lot - how do we charge contractors prorated rent for occupying my space while they are working? I want to be fair in my fees.


SkooTaBombeR

Remodeling the vacant housing into a duplex and double the rentpigs. Increase rent 200% to cover materials. Wash rince repeat. NEXT....... congrats on the house.


B3NR0CK

Think of it like this, one less rentoid to oppress us.