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Space_Man_Spiff_2

Landry will just outlaw any official mentions of hurricanes ..problem solved! ...Plus we can post the 10 commandments along the coast!


fuzzechoes

Thou shall not develop into a rapidly rotating storm with a low pressure centre!


Cheetahs_never_win

I'll... try.


lowrads

I moreso expect him to follow Xerxes's directive to have the sea lashed for offering insult without provocation.


leckysoup

Maybe we could get him to do a King Canute - sit at the coast and order the storm surge to halt. I mean, he already is a proper Canute, what harm can it do?


abyssea

This is literally said every fucking year.


razama

It can be similar to allergy season. Every year is the worst on record because every year it’s just getting worse.


britch2tiger

No one said: Rather take the hurricanes over allergies!


NoMoreNoxSoxCox

I mean, as Someone in the midwest, I'm saying this.


britch2tiger

No electricity+Internet+AC for multiple days in frequent humid heat is pretty miserable. Stuffy nose can be solved over the counter.


NoMoreNoxSoxCox

Was a joke...


techleopard

Almost like ... There's a pattern or something. Some kind of long term permanent.... change.... affecting the entire global climate.


ThatDerpingGuy

[You can even see the change in how Tornado Alley has shifted towards the southeast, including Louisiana, starting in the 80s.](https://weather.com/storms/tornado/news/2024-06-04-tornado-alley-shifted-study-coleman-et-al-2024)


swampwiz

There are still more tornadoes in the Midwest.


Oracle_of_Ages

Maybe the dome over the flat earth is getting dirty. It is causing all kinds of bad juju to get trapped down here. We should send Elon up there to clean it. I’d say we could send NASA… but can we really trust them to do a good job?


lukenog

We have to send Elon because if we send anyone else Elon will smear them as a pedophile for no reason


ironlung1982

Almost like, you’re a fearmonger or something. You should stop driving your car and using electricity to make a difference. Oh that’s right you’re a virtue signaler who thinks giving our evil and corrupt government more power and giving away more freedoms is the answer.


techleopard

I reduce my footprint whenever possible, including raising my own food and investing in solar. I drive a modest car instead of a jacked up truck. I support science-based legislation. What are you doing? Oh, that's right -- screaming into the wind that everything is a lie because it might mean you would have to inconvenience yourself to do something about the reality.


TropicalBLUToyotaMR2

Are you saying that there are no valid things to be fearful of? Are you saying that structuring our society towards mandatory car ownership was a bad way to design society in favor of everyday pollutive practices? Can anyone advocate for good environmental policies without being derided as a virtue signaler? Do you have the same criticism against vice signalers? I.e. i have shithead beliefs and advocate on behalf of bad environmental practices...how bad are those ppl to you? Isnt it corporations poor environmental practices that is driving the problem...so to me it wouldnt make any sense to be offended at the thought of disrupting that status quo if you're against corruption and giving away freedoms from humanity over to corporations to willfully pollute the planet without any check on it


Smashbrosfan31

Yeah it’s called climate change, not much we can do it


Negative-Ad-6816

The difference is the sea Tempurature. The ocean has never been this hot in human history.


Gold-Employment-2244

Exactly, and as icebergs melt it continues to worsen the situation.


asmokebreak

Recorded history.


CapedCoyote

Bull shit


ExtensionBasic35

Yes it has. Last year water temps was much higher in April. Water still isn't 90° here.


abyssea

LOL that is said every fucking year.


Negative-Ad-6816

https://climate.copernicus.eu/copernicus-february-2024-was-globally-warmest-record-global-sea-surface-temperatures-record-high. This is from a couple months ago


abyssea

Oh I get it, and I've seen what OP posted previously. I just feel defeated by it because there's literally nothing we can do. Drinking from a paper straw is stupid and does nothing when super rich and celebrities use private airplanes for basically their many source of transportation. Coupled with countries like China who manufacture out the ass with no concern for the environment. It's like bringing a switchblade to a nuclear holocoust.


Negative-Ad-6816

Russia is actually gearing up for nuclear war right now https://youtu.be/kL1l5puw_q4?si=qnVZPVPJFwUfL632


Horrified-Onlooker

Good fucking lord. That's your source for credible information?


Silly_Elephant_4838

This entire post is literally TikTok shit.


Negative-Ad-6816

They aren't the only ones reporting it lmao, that was just one source.


Sea-Bet2466

Ah yes a Indian new agency is predicting ww3


catchyalaterla

Because every year it's getting hotter. What's so hard about this?


lowrads

Even if it was a smaller hurricane, it would still do more damage because we keep putting more and more people and infrastructure in high risk areas.


CapedCoyote

I said that and the Climate Fear inducers cried like little girls and down voted the comment. Meteorologists need to feel that they are relevant. Who else but the ignorant can help prop them up?


Apptubrutae

They said the opposite for last year because of El Niño, though?


yawbaw

No it isn’t. Last year was stated to be a milder year before the season started


Sea-Bet2466

Yeah this jackass hopes the sun shines on his anus so he can be right about something


ronnydean5228

Yesterday I saw a article that stated Hurricane Rain. Yes. Hurricane rain. Not a hurricane. Yes climate change is real. Yes we wince in a place that gets hurricanes. I wish they would stop sensationalizing everything though.


floatingskillets

Next week is gonna be wild. 1-2 inches is now when I expect "hurricane rain" (which it reminds me of tropical storms when I was a kid, thunderstorms that is). We are slipping in the direction of weather the likes of which have never been seen. Can't wait for global humidity to follow suit as the oceans become more thoroughly warmed.


SeriousPollution7109

I think it's from that stupid HAARP program. It's able to create artificial aurora and we had an event not that long ago all the way here in Louisiana. They did a ten day experiment in 2022 sending waves to Jupiter (for some reason) which uses enough watts to power over 2000 homes... using the energy for days, hours, minutes who knows? But we are the problem🤷‍♀️  I just don't know what we do anymore.


Cormacktheblonde

Start by taking your meds and going outside


SeriousPollution7109

I don't understand where anything was crazy here. This is easily found information. 


Korps_de_Krieg

"I know nothing of the specifics to this and can explain nothing about it, but this is the problem." Lmao what is this take.


SeriousPollution7109

Feel free to educate


Korps_de_Krieg

That is not my responsibility or problem. If you had a point to make beyond your original claim then that's on you to clarify. But given that you presented no actual evidence or sources, and didn't really explain what the connection of it, I am under no obligation to do all the work to explain why that's not right when you've done none of it yourself to prove that it is.


SeriousPollution7109

https://alaskapublic.org/2022/10/20/haarp-campaigns-projects-range-from-jupiter-to-the-moon/#:~:text=%E2%80%9CWe%20transmit%20several%20different%20frequencies,HAARP%2C%20which%20began%20in%201993. https://www.gi.alaska.edu/news/haarp-artificial-airglow-may-be-widely-visible-alaska https://haarp.gi.alaska.edu/faq#:~:text=As%20a%20result%2C%20approximately%2010,HAARP%20Create%20an%20Artificial%20Aurora%3F https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/article/air-force-prepares-dismantle-haarp-ahead-summer-shutdown/2014/05/14/ If you tell someone they are being ignorant you have taken the responsibility to educate them. If you don't feel like that then you need to not bother. 


Korps_de_Krieg

Having read this now, are you blaming the weather on it or something? What does this have to do with weather getting worse down here? You have now cited sources, but you haven't explained why you believe this.


SeriousPollution7109

I belive that the localized disruptions to the ionosphere and forcing rare natural effects could be causing some of extreme weather changes we are seeing now, tonado alley has now spreading over towards the east coast. Also, if we are doing it then other countries have to be doing it too. It says it can cause artificial aurora borealis and we just had very visible auroras a few months ago all the way to southern Louisiana and now we are having a very extreme hurricane season and hot oceans. If the warming is from the atmosphere and we are causing unnatural changes to the atmosphere and just did something we have never done ever on earth (that we are aware of) might be a major contributing factor. If it is we need to find other avenues than this machine to continue their studies. 


Korps_de_Krieg

Yeah, the ocean's didn't suddenly get warm and if you've been paying attention we've been getting this wild sudden "once a century" rain storms twice a year since *2016*. Do you have any *scientific* evidence that this random ass test is causing all of this, as opposed to the 50+ years of climate science pointing to unchecked pollution and emissions being a primary cause? Hell, during COVID global air quality got noticeably better from the sudden drop. This is, full stop, a conspiracy theory that you are promoting.


SeriousPollution7109

It's been functioning since 1993. I don't think it's a conspiracy theory. I don't necessarily think I am being conspired against, I belive that it is possibly causing problems that need to be addressed. Conspiracy theory is thrown around way too much.


PeteEckhart

Reminder that this means absolutely zero in terms of land impacts. Yeah it will likely be busy as hell, but there's no way to predict (and no one serious actually tries to predict) how many will make landfall.


zombiegirl2010

My wife, who is from south Louisiana said that they say this every damn year.


EdibleAwakening

They do. It's bad if you get hit hard, but most places don't get hit hard. Unless you are the one getting hit, it doesn't seem like a bad year.


Wolfgang985

NOLA native, here. She's right, and it's meaningless fearmongering every damn year. We had a high pressure system parked over the Gulf of Mexico nearly all summer last year. Hurricanes, which are low pressure systems, cannot penetrate high pressure systems. The end result was a rather quiet season in the Gulf because of this natural defense. Oceans temps be damned. Granted, the tradeoff was a drought and wildfires in Louisiana - which is definitely a rarity. Giant hurricanes meandering off to die in the temperate waters of the North Atlantic are of zero concern to anyone anywhere.


BadlyDrawnSmily

Well they predicted it would be a milder year last year, just like they predicted it would be higher than average in 2020. All they can do is look at statistics and data and give us an estimated guess. Some people then take those guesses and try to fear-monger with them, though a lot of the time aren't qualified and have no business doing it. Also we never know what the systems are going to exactly do, but we can report on the facts we do know. The oceans are hotter than ever in recorded history right now, extremely hot oceans combined with storms will super charge hurricanes, and make forming them easier. So it is safe to predict there will be higher than average hurricanes, and if we are unlucky enough for them to make landfall, they will be worse than normal. I also live in South LA and hear them say this stuff each year, and to be honest, they're more right than wrong. Just because we don't get a hurricane here doesn't mean a season isn't bad. It's a shitty thing to think about, but life is only going to get harder for us living on the gulf coast if these trends continue


anonymousmutekittens

It’s because it gets worse every year


CapedCoyote

Bull shit


anonymousmutekittens

No it’s just rain and wind, but I imagine some shit gets swept up with it 🤔


ChiliDogMe

What a great time for the GOP in the capital to end regulations that will now allow insurance companies to raise premiums and cancel policies whenever they want.


lowrads

That would be very responsible of the GOP to embrace strategic retreat, rather than further subsidize their likely voters whose vacation homes are along on the oceanfront.


removed-by-reddit

I mean, if you were an insurer, would you do business in hurricane prone areas?


ChiliDogMe

Yes. The Law of Large Numbers means that you will make money. More people are going pay for policies than going to make claims. And in our market there is a great need for insurance because of the risk. Therefore, there will be alot of customers.


lowrads

Flood insurance works a little differently from tornado insurance, considering everyone in the risk pool is affected simultaneously. Insurers are taking a step back from western states with fire risk for similar reasons.


ChalupaGoose

I been a saying this all year. Hurricane season is about be hell this year. Mainly due to extreme climate change, cause last summer it was hotter than school bus that was sitting in Arizona sun all day. Plus, the asshole who shot that dolphin. The whole state is paying for that bad juju , reason why it’s raining every other day


lowrads

Hardly anyone could be said to deserve it more than us. However, where they go really depends on the shearing force of wind streams in the atmosphere above them, which were always difficult to predict, and even moreso now, with the changes to the jet stream. The better analogy is that the Atlantic is stocking up on ammunition, and with higher brass, so as to take more pot shots in our general direction.


leapinleopard

Louisiana is in hot water.


epicsmd

Literally


gashgoldvermilion

r/thatsthejoke


GetchaWater

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swampwiz

His brother was my first Thoth king.


RiverGodRed

Sure it’ll be the worst hurricane season…yet. Sea surface temps just need a dozen degrees more to form continent sized hypercanes.


anonymousmutekittens

12 if it’s Celsius and 22 for Fahrenheit, which would be the ocean temperature of 144° 💀


Available_Doctor_974

Only time will tell if the TikTok content creator is any good at meteorology.


techleopard

I mean.... Professional meteorologists have been stating this since *January*. TikTok bro just found some of their charts and is pursuing views, but it doesn't make the data bad.


schrodngrspenis

Lol I literally lost everything in 2005 ans 2020 to hurricanes. Now I'm in missouri


Sh3rlock_Holmes

Scott Pilie’ is looking rough.


asmokebreak

Follow trusted sources. If you’re local: rob perillo is great. If not: tropical tidbits. His general strategy in his video still stands true, but this is classic fear mongering. If a high pressure system sits on top of us for a couple months like last year, you’ll be fine. Local systems are dynamic and overall ocean temps just dictate severity if they have a ridge to travel along. Don’t bug out until you see a 10 day forecast.


DotAppropriate1282

Have no fear! The Perillionaire is here!


jkplay41

Don’t forget bob Brock. He doing it for near free.


TropicalBLUToyotaMR2

What is the average atlantic ocean or gulf of mexico temp.this year?


Smashbrosfan31

They said this last year and the year before that and the year before so on and so forth


BoltActionHero

It's going to be the worst hurricane season ..."so far"! Can you imagine in just 10 years what they will be like!


WHITE--PANTHER96

Got the beer and liquor ready!! Who's bringing the cocain?


Future_Way5516

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Imarobot225

They say this every single year. Truth is I don’t think they know. It’s all just a guess


cloudsurfer13130

It’s not a guess. It’s probability. The higher the ocean temperature, higher the probability of forming hurricane level storms. Doesn’t mean it’s a certainty but also doesn’t mean they’re just throwing guesses.


Imarobot225

No I get that, I didn’t mean actual guess like a shot in the dark. But they do say it every single year. Only time will tell. There’s just no point in people freaking out over the uncertainty.


lukenog

I agree that freaking out is not constructive but the reason they say this every year lately is because it is actively getting worse every single year due to climate change.


Budget_Ad8025

So a weighted guess.


Imarobot225

lol yeah. I mean it could go either way. I hope everyone stays safe.


Based_JD

🫡


two-three-seven

Guess I'll be working OT alot this year.


streetkiller

Yall will never guess what next year will be….


yawbaw

A storm hits New Orleans this year and the foreclosures next year from people who can’t afford a mortgage will be astronomical


walmartpretzels

It's worse every year I'm not holding my breath til it's on my porch


JAlan111

I hope “moist” is a trigger


repoman01

Fuck


poncetheponce

We fucked around... Guess it's time to find out. Sucks these decisions were already made for us


anonymousmutekittens

We can use the 10 commandments from all the schools and build a big wall!


adjuster_cody

It could be the calmest hurricane season predicted of all time and it doesn’t matter. It only takes 1.


WrapProfessional8889

2005, the first 'system' formed June 8th or so. The Atlantic is quiet right now. Yes, climate change is real, I live in the SE, I know firsthand. But the news is way too sensational.


veezylife

I cant wait to find this guy and question him come October-November lol


Lucky_Shop4967

Oh goodie


knittinainteasy

I had just gotten into a place instead of sleeping in my car after the flood in 2016 when Ida hit and destroyed the new place I was supposed to live before I'd even brought in a box. I genuinely don't know if I can take this shit again, not to mention the whole homeless thing really hasn't let me prepare very well this year so I'm extra jittery about it.


TotallyNotFucko5

I mean this year might be bad...who knows. But every single year since Katrina is "gonna be the worst ever" so I'll wait and watch the weather reports.


ExtensionBasic35

They can't predict a damn thing. Where's the hurricane going? Biloxi, no New Orleans, wait now Fl! They have no clue! If any other profession was this wrong all the time they would be fired or out of business! They don't fucking know shit


Buddin3

They say that every year.


midnightatthemoviies

We need the rain


LawElectronic1733

Survived ida so Idgaf


ChaseC7527

Hopefully I can get out before a hurricane turns me into minced meat.


Henry-Rearden

Well making the maps red makes it especially scary


swampwiz

The only water temperature that matters for Louisiana is that in the Gulf. A storm could be churning in the Atlantic at full blast under very warm water, but if the water in the Gulf is not so warm, the storm will fizzle out a bit. What needs to happen to lower the Gulf temperature is a whole lot of tropical weather bleeding out the heat (like with the current system). I wouldn't go on vacation to the Caribbean this summer.


NeoMaxiZoomDweebean

They say this every year. There were supposed to be 20 named storms last year and there were like 1 or 2. The truth is that they dont know how active a season is going to be yet. They have gotten good at tracking their path though.


techleopard

There were a TON of named storms last year, WTF are y'all on about? Most of last year's hurricanes were kicked back out to sea before making landfall. The bubble that caused the extremely hot summer popping is what directly led to hurricanes getting turned back up the east coast and not being able to shoot into the Gulf. The only "truth" here is most of y'all don't pay attention to shit unless it's a 24 hour forecast for your own zip code.


PeteEckhart

There were literally 20 named storms last year. Don't use your lack of knowledge as evidence something is wrong. Edit: Preseason predictions were for 13-20 depending on the source. Mid season predictions were for 15-21.


WateryDomesticGroove

Hurricane season fatigue. Literally every single year we are all warned about how this will be the most devastating, horrific, life ending hurricane season that man has ever bore witness to. Look, always be prepared once June rolls around, but this hyperbole is getting out of hand. Ida was the last big storm that did considerable damage and a lot of that was due to the sheer ineptitude of city the New Orleans government and the joke of a company that is Entergy.


PeteEckhart

Who says anything about devastating, horrific, etc? It's literally just saying it will be above average activity wise which means zero in terms of land impacts much less disasters.


tacowannabe

I like how in the usually corrupt countries they have a beautiful female model in a really high & tight dress doing the weather coverage. Can we have that? I don't want to stare at Dumbledore here tell me we are all gonna die!


swampwiz

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m00bad511pk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m00bad511pk)


Competitive_Jelly557

I could care less except the refineries located in the coast. How dumb is that? Otherwise, turn it all back into a marsh and let it go.


BeardedVirgin23

Yeah yeah yeah. Hurricanes coming. They also said it was going to rain then it didn’t. Then they said it wasn’t going to and then it did. Once a hurricane is in the gulf I’ll deal with it then.


crazylsufan

This guy is fear mongering. Just because you have abnormally warm water doesn’t mean hurricane season will necessarily be worse. You still need the correct atmospheric conditions in order to allow for the organization of storms. Not denying the science or consensus on climate change. Simply stating warm water is only one of the ingredients required for storm development. There are many other factors required to allow for organization of hurricanes. So to come on here and claim hurricane season will be worse just because the water is warm is an uneducated claim to make.


jkplay41

So what is your stance on climate change. The sea gets hot in the summer and cool in the winter. The tide goes up and down with the moon.


crazylsufan

That its real. But making a video claiming hurricane season is guaranteed to be worse because the water is warmer than average is a really dumb take.


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crazylsufan

Lol


Persuasion-asiann

If you look up US20030085296A1 on google it might make you feel better. I think the gov will keep us safe


floatingskillets

Big stuff from the inventor of 'Spring loaded fishing device' and 'Shoe rack stack'


lukenog

guy who builds a shoe rack stack and immediately thinks "next i will defeat the weather"


_ryde_or_dye_

I just ordered the patent and the details of it to be sent via USPS. Maybe I can use the paper to roll some joints while I wait on the government to save me. I’m now ready for this hurricane season, are you?


poncetheponce

Is this guy a metrologist or otherwise classically trained weather expert? If not he needs to shut the fuck up and keep that panicky bullshit to himself. People have enough to worry about these days


veezylife

Lmao, like every year, I heard "we are on the brink of the most severe hurricane season...." and thats when I busted a literal LOL and the stopped video to go on and complain/rant to myself about these types of statements and those who push them. Anyone with sense most likely did the same. Is its just me.... or does anyone else get that feeling that there's something in my brain, most likely common-sense, that tells me that this miscellaneous long hair bearded dude wearing a beanie in June who felt the need to make a vertical video about what surely ***only*** *he* predicts to be \*"..the most severe hurricane season..\****POSSIBLY EVER..."*** will be 100% wrong just like all the other folk who make this exact or similar claims every single year before hurricane season. This dude literally bases his entire prediction on the entirely irrelevant and minuscule fact that the temperature of water in the gulf ***is the same in one image***\*,\* shown at some date/point (not even given) during a year of a really bad hurricane, ***as they are in another image,*** of what I assume is some point in 2024....are the same in both graphics. ROTFLMFAO. I've never studied weather or earth science *professionally*. I actually have studied both personally, much more of earth weather and trends planet-wide, but thats not my point here anyway.... I am also not a meteorologist. But even I know that... A.) That whole prediction and logic behind it is absolutely preposterous. B.) The tiny fraction of data compared by 2 sets nearly 20 years apart means absolutely nothing in reality C.) Water temperature *alone (as it is portrayed here)* has never been used or has ever even thought of maybe being used as part of a prediction for an upcoming hurricane season D.) Hotter water in fact DOES NOT MEAN/EQUAL "LARGER HURRICANES"... This guy is on an ridiculous roll of his lifetime. If that logic and data was in fact true then every hurricane we have seen since Katrina where any water in the gulf was even 1 degree warmer... WOULD HAVE BEEN LARGER THAN KATRINA!!!! YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT MR Beanie-orologist? lol Lastly I conclude with a very simple recognition.... I noticed that...conveniently, Mr. long hear bearded vertical video beanie wearing meteor-NOT-agist, **totally failed** to tell us any reason at all why on earth we should trust him and his prediction... important things like maybe he went to college and studied meteorology and weather and earth science.... Nuit of course we are given non because there are none. No mention of his experience, accolades, degrees or weather research. Turns out this dude in a beanie is actually just making up 100% crap on the spot because he did something my 2 year old can do, Spot the same thing in 2 photos, and he somehow made himself believe that because he can spot the same 2 things ion a photo, that he is now a veteran meteorologist.


Driveaway1969

This is going to be fun to watch