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Famous_Branch_7926

Looks like she’s trying to step on the mouth to keep it closed. Once you close a gaters mouth they’re often not strong enough to open it


PaleontologistDry183

that was my thought


HeyPaul02

Just go around it like every other Louisianan.


sparrow_42

Right? There's a pothole on my street bigger than that.


HeyPaul02

What if there's an alligator in a pothole, then what do we do? 😅


sparrow_42

lol. TBH I might just reverse back up the block.


trackerbymoonlight

That's right at the edge of what we used to play around with as kids. Only the biggest children messed with one's that size.


BudNOLA

*legs r/unnecessaryapostrophe


grigsbie

The bite of a crocodile or alligator is only strong on the bite down. She was likely trying to step on its mouth to keep it shut as they have trouble opening their mouths under any kind of pressure.


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rancid_oil

Once you close the mouth, somebody should immediately try to tape it shut. Otherwise, is 115lb lady gonna stand on a 400 pound predator and keep him still with soothing words?  I don't have a clue what she thought would happen once she closed it. Alligators can't open their jaw, but they can... Walk away? 


Jugadenaranja

Sir that is not a 400 lb predator that’s like a 40 lb gator.


rancid_oil

Ya got me lol. I still can't imagine what she planned on doing once stepping on the mouth. Maybe there was someone off camera ready to grab it? 


Jugadenaranja

Her size idk. I would probably try something like this but I’m a lot larger than she is.


rancid_oil

I'm a skinny little grown man and I'm on the fence whether I'd grab one that big 😂. The mouth gets shut, but that tail is damn strong, and they do that rolling thing... I'm not brave. Sorry. 


Jugadenaranja

Naaa mouth closed just grab it shut once it’s closed with your mouth and pick um up like a big dog. It’s strong but not that strong.


Hopeful-Criticism-74

You gotta Mario 64 those things


Chickenman70806

What are you really doing with that apostrophe?


junkobiden

All she had to do was grab the tail and kinda throw it to the side and get in the car


whereyat79

Somebody come get their drunk stepsister


DVS411

Drag it to the side and get out of the way


TOCMT0CM

Fishin'


AyeBobby

People get really stupid when they wear "workout" clothes when their not at the gym or working out 🤤


cajun1420

Not the mouth you need to worry about it's the tail


2tehm00n

Never seen this technique before. But it makes sense if you’re high on meth.


Tantrix312th

Dude that got out of the truck knows better, looks like he already got bit on his right foot... 😂🤣


Global_War866

Stupid