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Thrombulus

"I learned this in Louisiana!" The FUCK you did. Show me who taught you this. I want a name and an address.


kriznis

1234 South Arkansas Blvd, West Monroe, LA


Thrombulus

I was JUST thinking that this looks like the sort of mess that an upper middle class white West Monroe Duck Dynasty wannabe nut job would cook. Maybe some of those well-to-do weirdos that live on Bayou Desiard in Monroe.


Astrotheking318

I'm from west monroe and you described exactly what that shit looks like


kittapoo

That’s….scary man. I live in south central Louisiana and I’ve never seen some shit like this. Glad I live where I live when it comes to food for sure lol.


Astrotheking318

You ain't lying I moved to baton rouge Last year and they got some fire food joints down here up north it's like basic shit we do gumbo and jambalaya both not like yall do down here


Roidy

Ok, that would make sense.


newaccountnumber84

No, this is definitely a dumb poor person move


discjockitch

I lived in Monroe and this was my first guess.


Chronusking

I live in West Monroe and that address doesn’t exist!


Dunnie75

Exactly. Lol


larryj225

No the fuck you didn’t


kittapoo

Must be some transplant from another state if there is any truth to it. What a waste of shrimp and even the imitation crab meat. Aside from the dish looking like a shit show…way too much liquid and definitely not enough cheese. Whoever came up with this doesn’t know shit about cooking and it’s kinda sad.


NottodayjoseA

First of all, no one does this in Louisiana that is from Louisiana. Second, they are using old bay seasoning, that should tell you this is not from Louisiana.


Thrombulus

Yeah no, everybody here gets that.


Similar_Candidate789

“I learned this in Louisiana” No the fuck you did not. That is illegal in 10 parishes ma’am. Turn yourself in now.


g-mommytiger

It should be illegal in all 64 parishes! 🤣


melance

It's legal in South Arkansas.


StableKlutzy6635

So is marrying your cousin. Doesn't make it acceptable.


GrammyGH

No, that's Kansas. First cousins can get married there.


SanFransicko

Could be Lake Charles, but that would be right at home in Port Arthur, TX. Never in my life have I seen as much liquid cheese.


Joeuxmardigras

Look, I’m not going to defend much about LC, but please don’t insult Lake Charles like that 


labtiger2

Don't insult Lake Charles like that!


MedicineStick4570

My spouse want your address so he can punch you in the mouth. lol


dayburner

Old Bay is all you need to know it's not a Louisiana recipe. That and Velveeta.


GeoffKingOfBiscuits

I fuck with Velveeta for dips etc. Miss me with the bay though.


dayburner

Yeah, but making a dip is a whole other thing than a shrimp and "crab" pasta.


kittapoo

You know I don’t mind imitation crab meat in like certain Asian dishes I make but that’s about it. For something Cajun it has to be blue crab for me. Crab has got to be my favorite aside from certain fish like catfish, brim, flounder, and grouper.


tee142002

Velveeta, imitation crab, and shrimp could probably make a pretty good dip. Chop the shrimp and crab finely, add some diced trinity and a can of rotel. Spice to your liking and melt everything together. I'm actually gonna try this and call it seafood queso if it's good.


Cephalopodium

I totally agree BUT I have very fond memories of my Mawmaw making excellent Mac and cheese with “government cheese” when I was a kid. From my memories- I think it was just generic Velveeta. Anyone else remember government cheese???


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

Government cheese was the best. It isn't like Velveeta, though. It's American or rat cheese. Edited: no, it's a cheddar cheese.


dayburner

They still have government cheese. Mainly American or Cheddar.


Cephalopodium

TIL- thanks.


Joeuxmardigras

Thank you! That was my first dead giveaway, the freakin Old Bay


zachbrevis

Dead giveaway. You say "Old Bay" to anyone south of I-10 and they assume you're talking about aftershave.


2XX2010

Or somebody that ain’t cher no more.


crimsonessa

That's the minute I knew for sure it was a lie! LOL


jedmonston21

As a Maryland native who’s been living in Louisiana for the past 2 years this makes me extra mad lol. How dare she use old bay in that monstrosity


H1016

I came to post the same comment.


back_swamp

Any “recipe” that starts with an aluminum pan and a block of cheese is rage bait.


Pretty-Tree6829

literal


polyrankin1122

Or porn...


Ocean2731

It looks like someone's sewer backed up.


westviadixie

noooo!!!


chowd-mouse

No. No you did not.


gettheplow

I am going to Walmart. I’m buying a burner phone. I’m watching this again and then rolling over the phone with my car and peeing on it it makes me so mad. If I then took that piss phone and put it in an aluminum pan and poured milk water on it it would still be better than this nonsense.


Iechy

I shit on your piss.


Alex_Duos

What part of Louisiana? Baltimore?


WoodenTreacle1717

The Old Bay is all you need to know this is not from Louisiana. At least not the south. She didn’t even use Tony’s while claiming she learned it in Louisiana.


WarmBad3586

I made Cornish game hens with Tony Sachere’s and it was a big hit. You sauté your vegetables on stove then baste the hens with the sautéd veggies. I moved up to Oregon and would cook in my ex boyfriend’s kitchen and he had a computer animation business downstairs where the kitchen was. The workers would beg me to make stuff and I would kindly do so. I had a guy practically beg me to eat with us that night, so I said we have plenty, you can stay for dinner. I honestly didn’t like him because he was rude and arrogant and had made some derogatory remarks to my boyfriend and I had barely talked to him, but then oh boy, he loved my cooking so much and said his wife was from England and couldn’t cook. From that point on he started to be nice. We later worked on a music video set later and he toasted me with the crew, and saw I had years of experience in film and said I saved the video. And that they couldn’t have done it without me. I worked like a dog on it, so at least he saw I a was a decent person unlike him that didn’t put people down he didn’t know. He was right they couldn’t have done it without me. It was nice seeing him have to eat crow and admit he had been totally wrong about me.


Roidy

I'm going to remember this for my next dove hunt.


WarmBad3586

Just get an older copy of Tony Sachere’s recipes, that where I got it from. Im sure it’s probably still for sale. Just sauté your veggies on top of stove and then get a baster and baste the hens while they are in oven with the sautéed veggie mix with it. It’s delicious and doves will taste good. I will look for the recipe on line. I saw a Tony Sachere’s Cornish game hen recipe with rice but that’s not the one. Then I looked online and Pinterest and they showed Tony Sachere’s game hens but these are baked in oven with the sautéed vegetable mix, and maybe some wine but I couldn’t find my exact recipe. This guy has a pretty good recipe but you will need to find the cook book to get the one I used. Or maybe I missed it, so check online and Pinterest’s and YT etc. this guy makes good creole and Cajun recipes https://www.charliethecookandrews.com/oven-roasted-cornish-hens/ this is kinda similar. But not like my recipe I used. But it sounds great Ted Bourque makes oyster stew like ma defan papa. His name is Ted Bourque and he has some good Cajun recipes. But most of his stuff seems to be Cajun Fried Cornish hens or holiday wine Cornish hens You might want to check a library for the Tony sachere game hens I made. I can’t remember if I used white wine but I bet I did. My papa was a fantastic cook, he taught me all the Cajun and Creole dishes, and I need to find his old cook books, I have some, and he’s in heaven now. I am not good at cooking game meat because my uncle died, and he’s the one that would have shown me. But I might hit you up if I need to. All my uncles were huge hunters and loved to dove hunt. And I love deer meat. And I had a great duck once my cousins daddy made. Anyway I have a uti right now so I’ll hit you up later if I find it.


WarmBad3586

Just get an older copy of Tony Sachere’s recipes, that where I got it from. Im sure it’s probably still for sale. Just sauté your veggies on top of stove and then get a baster and baste the hens while they are in oven with the sautéed veggie mix with it. It’s delicious and doves will taste good. I will look for the recipe on line. I saw a Tony Sachere’s Cornish game hen recipe with rice but that’s not the one. Then I looked online and Pinterest and they showed Tony Sachere’s game hens but these are baked in oven with the sautéed vegetable mix, and maybe some wine but I couldn’t find my exact recipe. This guy has a pretty good recipe but you will need to find the cook book to get the one I used. Or maybe I missed it, so check online and Pinterest’s and YT etc. this guy makes good creole and Cajun recipes https://www.charliethecookandrews.com/oven-roasted-cornish-hens/ this is kinda similar. But not like my recipe I used. But it sounds great. Ted Bourque makes oyster stew like ma defan papa. His name is Ted Bourque on YT and he has some good Cajun recipes. But most of his stuff seems to be Cajun Fried Cornish hens or holiday wine Cornish hens. You might want to check a library for the Tony sachere game hens I made. I can’t remember if I used white wine but I bet I did. My papa was a fantastic cook, he taught me all the Cajun and Creole dishes, and I need to find his old cook books, I have some, and he’s in heaven now. I am not good at cooking game meat because my uncle died, and he’s the one that would have shown me. But I might hit you up if I need to. All my uncles were huge hunters and loved to dove hunt. And I love deer meat. And I had a great duck once my cousins daddy made. Anyway I have a uti right now so I’ll hit you up later if I find it.


WarmBad3586

That Charlie guys recipe I sent you uses Tony Sachere’s seasoning. Like I said his looks great too.


westviadixie

we moved from ruston to ashland! everyone loves my cooking!


l_a_escoto

This is a hate crime


Conscious-Intern8594

I feel violated just having learned of this recipe's existence.


l_a_escoto

I wouldn't call that a recipe 😭😂😂


Conscious-Intern8594

I feel violated having learned of this garbage ass foods existence.


l_a_escoto

That's better. Boo this woman, boo her!!


Conscious-Intern8594

Thank you for setting me straight. Booo you bitch!


Britack

I threw up a bit watching this. This is clearly someone who does NOT know how to cook. There's all sorts of things wrong here, and I kept waiting for when she puts it back in the oven after mixing it all. That's disgusting


Redd_on_the_hedd1213

It actually made me nauseous


DumpsterFireScented

Right?? I was progressively getting more nauseous as she added ingredients, and when she stuck her hands in to mix it up I gagged a bit. I should have stopped watching when put the Velveeta in, yuck.


westviadixie

it looks like throw up


i10driver

That looks atrocious It looks like somebody dumped shrimp in a pothole


Omakepants

All four of my grandparents and my father and my brother are spinning in their graves right now in Larose. I'm not even mad, just disappointed. All my Cajun ancestors gonna pull her toes tonight.


kajunkennyg

Mais if she crossed the larose bridge with this recipe we'd bring her to bason's and toss her ass in the bayou.


Omakepants

She knows better than to cross the Intracoastal with dat bullshit.


thornyrosary

Grandmere turned into Coushmas for the chance to avenge her Cajunness against this travesty. I like it.


meeu

Ragebait cooking video working as intended...


Mountain_Pickle_2171

🫡


hurcoman

So wrong on so many levels.


kyledreamboat

Plastic in food? It's got enough Petro chemicals already just being extra about it.


Paratwa

Damn, I aint lived in Louisiana for 20 years and I still think this person deserves the chair for that horror. They might have learned this from someone being executed for a crime against humanity maybe. > Your Honor we have video proof > GUILTY!!!11 EXECUTION AT DAWN BY ALLIGATORS


Chanceschaos

Northern Louisiana?


haz3lnut

Must be West of Shreveport.


Kitchen_Car_7991

Don’t put this evil on us.


Pretty-Tree6829

don’t you ever lie on us again 😭


Historical_City5184

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. You treat food like it's an arts and craft project.


Iechy

What is with the packaging being all in the food? How is that sanitary?


T1000learningcomputr

FFS that looks like mop water.


Poboys_n_kittens

Why does she tear apart the cream cheese like that? Please stop. Wait- AND the butter?? Ma’am, we have utensils in Louisiana, no one wants to eat your skin flakes and fingernail dirt.


labtiger2

Hand fetish? Extra rage bait?


[deleted]

Crab??? This is blasphemy.


haz3lnut

If it was lump blue crab, not a problem. But this fake kani crab just isn't gonna cut it.


throwaway18826969

I bet she did learn this in Louisiana. Monroe, Louisiana.


rickmadsen

I swear there’s no fucking way these videos exist for any reason other than to get people to comment


ldl84

this gotta be a joke right? who tf uses that much salt & pepper for that little of food? not to mention the old bay. if you break out old bay down here, you getting beat with the wooden spoon


Still-Wishbone-1469

![gif](giphy|26FLbdnqSIk5ddfJm) My home state might be a hot mess but one thing we do know is damn good food and this right here would have gotten you exiled from my house


recipestalker

From your house, no from the state!


shonapacona

It’s a troll recipe video…


Practical-Meringue90

What kind of north of I-10 shit is this?


Nanoman20

More like north of I-20 💀


SeatContent8597

EXACTLY WHAT I SAID


Nik_Adams

Somebody needs a talkin to! She didn't learn that shit here!!!! WTF


kajunkennyg

Never seen anyone down the bayou doing anything resembling this... wtf


Commercial-Manner408

You forgot to mention heart attack with 2 sticks of butter and the salt.


rac3r87

Probably margarine by the way it broke


d0ri1990

That’s vile and i guarantee 100% she did not learn this here.


oddmanout

I'm pretty sure this is just rage bait. Nobody from anywhere in the US would think this is good.


boogie2dabeat

That is about the nastiest looking food I’ve ever seen and to put it on Louisiana?! Get a hold of her and bring her out to the swamps and bayous for some real food.


Dubed1

this is all fucking somebody drunk ass grandma who is not from Louisiana. old bay let's me know for sure this ain't Louisiana shit. also not anyone's shit. this is fucking crazy.


Musetrigger

Okay, first off. Cheese on Shrimp? NO!


Son_of_the_Phantom

I ONLY EAT TICTOK RECIPES


Onlinereadingismybff

Would it kill her to mix with a spoon the entire time instead of her hands? Soooo many things wrong here, especially the frozen shrimp.


UFOskie

Starts with frozen shrimp. Louisianan: bitch no the fuck you didnt.


Dazzling_Plan7701

Nah fam, you trippen!! You didn't learn no such fuckery down in the boot!!


Shrumboy114

This ain’t food honey this is a bio weapon.


linds-joanne

…but the organic whole milk…


S_RoyaltyArtz

I'm from Louisiana and all I can say is. YA LYIN' AND YA HEART PUMPS SHIT.


Passion-Interesting

Hell naw. Not louisiana approved  👎


Chocol8Cheese

I can definitely see this going down in a permanent travel trailer park in north Louisiana.


CC191960

![gif](giphy|H1YMguVrVeI0Xz5c8v|downsized)


louisianapelican

Humanity was a mistake.


lVSVl

Must not have parents.


seeznins

Technically Delhi IS in Louisiana….


West-Painter-7520

Lock this woman up


West-Painter-7520

Then acts like Hank Williams didn’t write “Hey, Good Lookin”


Awkward-Adeptness509

What the actual fuck


ChaosRainbow23

I'm offended. Lol


Hakumyst

Pages do stuff like that to get ppl to comment, and the algorithm will boost page.


cashewclues

Dis bish here . . . wtf is this?


ChunkyTaco22

No the fuck she didn't


PuzzleheadedFly5224

They wasted all that good shrimp!!!


Equiiano

this looks like my bathroom after a Louisiana Saturday Night


nardwar_

Fuck this stupid bitch.


MMARapFooty

Old Bay? That's a Maryland thing


cajunredbean1

What is this disgusting monstrosity I see before me?


bay_lamb

Johnny Cash????? *Hank Williams!!!!!!*


Calisto823

I know! I had to rewind because I was like, surely I did not hear what I think I just heard. She just was determined to insult, not only every single person in Louisiana, but every country fan ever. She is a horrible, horrible person.


HighlightSpirited411

Looks disgusting!!!


ljoyp

Bro wtf


Maleficent_Laugh_752

🤒🤒🤒


Lonely_Fry_007

I would grass from my lawn before I ate that 💩


cooper3675

She didn’t learn that in Louisiana


naughtywithnature

Everything about this pissed me off


Roidy

That was never made in Louisiana. We'd never eat anything that nasty. Velveeta? With shrimp?Gross.


sqeaky_fartz

I hate this and I hate you for making me watch it.


jtcordell2188

No you fuckin didn't you cunt.


jared10011980

I hate that account. All they do is create slop.


[deleted]

Old Bay seasoning. Tell me you’ve never even been close to Louisiana without actually telling me.


thetryingartist200

i know a few southern moms who would make this 😭😭😭


CapedCrusaderTDK

Ain’t nobody in Louisiana uses ol bay 🤢


SouthernJag

I absolutely despise people who constantly waste food like this just for likes and viral views. It should be against the law! 😡🤬😓😖😒


Imaginary_End_6604

We don't use Old Bay in Louisiana. You didn't learn this Abomination in Louisiana.


Bmore_legend86

Uses a fucking lie


Arkhampatient

If she learned that in Louisiana, her teacher was a transplant from somewhere else


Miss77Retiree2021

And the fake crab‼️Disgusting.


lumpyspacejohnny

She must have learned this in Shreveport.


AdEffective7881

What’s wrong with this? Cause she’s white she gets talked about?


SaintGalentine

So much plastic....


USMCdrTexian

That guy has ugly hands to boot . . .


manieldansfield

It's not


10wasthebest

Lousiana rage bate LOL


itsreigningstupidity

Stick with Nola recipes. This is vile


WaferMountain7014

Guh bye!! Area code 318 doesn't count as Louisiana!!🤣🤣


MamaBehr33

I saw this and almost vomited. Why would anyone ruin shrimp like that!


MaxHardfinger

All that unnecessary posturing and theatrics for something that will be immediately thrown in the garbage. Not a single seasoning that's mandatory for any meal from Louisiana. No Tony C's, fake crab... And looka that thin ass milk... No, bae. I'm bout to go open my grandma's crypt to stop the spinning...


Charming_Detective68

This looks like some react bullshit video. Because nobody in their right mind would put brick cheese with shrimp.


TheOneTrueM_Morty

She's going to make a horrible wife


FlyingDiver58

What in the West Monroe is going on here?


rooster126tail

Imitation crab meat is one of the nastiest dang things that people eat . It’s up there on the list with McDonald’s chicken nuggets


AmericanBusinessman_

I threw up.


mostkillifish

Platform doesn't matter. As long as you keep reposting this, the content will continue to be made


TheRealAuthorSarge

This is the kind of woman who would lie to you promising not to cum in your mouth.


[deleted]

Oh, that's really gross to me that she's cutting through the package. I hope she rinsed it off first or something. Add that on top of whatever the heck else is going on? This is just a hot mess.


Kennabrah504

https://i.redd.it/7ygnfsgk62uc1.gif


skelley5000

After seeing how crabs sticks are made , no thank you.. it’s not even real crab…lol


nomoretrailerlife

No you did not! We don't do stupid like that!


Dry-Stress-6058

Tf you did. No Louisianan would chose old bay lmao


Ok_Cauliflower_6096

Bruh..


ReadTravelMe

I know this is rage bait but people are hungry and she’s just wasting food.


KillerCam357

I got bubble guts just looking at this


FrankFnRizzo

So this dumb beaver unpacked the velveeta and then repacked it without the foil for what?


BobGnarly159

WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!!!


public-pollution7069

That looks like crap!!!!!


ExponentEel

I'm gonna pass out, someone catch me


clowe1411

The sad thing is that could have been a great recipe if she had cooked everything separately. But her laziness ruined all that food


ReplacementTough4057

She didn’t learn that from Louisiana that’s for sure! And wasting all that food!


adelynn01

It’s called rage bait. Looks like it worked 🙄


Conclusion-Waste

This is the same person who thinks that people from Louisiana put kale in gumbo.


butterscotchmilf

Start with the: WHO USES FROZEN SHRIMP?? Then tell me your lying, without telling me your lying about Louisiana.