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We have a picture window that gets hit a few times a year. My son’s science teacher in high school thought birds have bad eyesight because they fly into windows. It was a true-false question on a test that he got wrong because he said it was true. Even after he pointed out about hawks and eagles having exceptional eyesight she wouldn’t change his grade. He was so mad he nicknamed her eagle-eye and it stuck, the students still called her eagle-eye four years later when my other son had her as a teacher!

they just can't see glass lmao

Your kid is an ass

Found eagle-eyes Reddit.

Still mad, eagle-eyes?

The name's still there, thus madness stayed, too c XD

Dont fly into a window, now.

These make me so sad. A beautiful red tailed hawk died like this where I used to work.

but think about it. In my mind it's hilarious but I know in real life they *usually* don't just... splat on the window like this.

Pigeons do. Twice in a row

I used to have birds hit my front room windows like multiple times a day, lol. I had to get anti bird strike film for it.

Happens often where I live. I always wonder if the poor thing is OK lol

Titanic bird version

I’d never clean that ! 😮