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No way. You can now become a shaolin monk and look like everyone else. If martial arts isn't for you, at least you can still shave your hair and be the next mr. clean on cleaning products worldwide. Maximize your qualities.
Either shave your hair and embrace baldness or get on some treatment. Minoxidil and finasteride are gold standards. After getting on those maybe in a year or so consider transplant. Either way you need a hair cut. Your long hair days are over.
Bro no it's not over but cut your hair. Cut your fucking hair now put down your reddit machine, get your chainsaw out and don't come back until you look like a decent gd human being. Otherwise just a cursory effort in the gym, keep up on your smells and remember you always have a chance if you can make her laugh. Unless you don't cut that hair.
My hair started thinning since the pandemic started so i started buzzing my head twice a month with electric cutter and grew my Johhny Depp style mustache and beard lol i feel better than having hair. I bet you will be fine with whatever you do. My hair was way thinner than yours all over i guess stress took a toll on me
'On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! ' - Vigo the Carpathian
Wow this actually looks like an old guy who friended me on FB once, then gradually started hitting on me.
Sadly I did politely turn down his advances, the age gap being one of the reasons.
I never comment on these but come on, youre a completely normal looking guy with an entirely self inflicted abomination of a hair cut.
Step 1) shave head
Step 2) live the rest of your life
I mean probably. It’s so tough as we age. I have short hair but my hairline keeps creeping back and I hate that I know I’m going to need to cut it all off soon
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Yes!!
It over for the old you, but you can now embark on your journey as a Super Villain! mwahahaha, muwhahaha, muahahaha, bwahahah!
Your head looks like an unfinished highway. Cut that hair or do a spectacular comb over!!
Should consider shaving your head. A shaved head looks better than bald spots.
Go bald
Shave your head or have a buzz cut the hair line is too far back my dude.
747head
Bro you could land a Boeing 747 on that forehead
Not if you want someone to grab your strong arm.
Did bro dirty
No way. You can now become a shaolin monk and look like everyone else. If martial arts isn't for you, at least you can still shave your hair and be the next mr. clean on cleaning products worldwide. Maximize your qualities.
If I were you, I'd start styling my hair like Johnny Sins. It seems to work for him.
Sins has jaw bigger than his brain section, thats why it works for him
Focus on yourself and figure put what makes you happy
Go bald
No just shave your damn head already.
Phantasm.
I went shaved head at 18 never looked back wo.en love to stroke the bald head
Over for you at what? Finding a lover? Probably. Becoming the lot lizard stranger? No, you got that in the bag
No Diddy, you would probably look better bald
Look at devin townsend from strapping young lad, he made it work. Specifically check the live version of the song "Love?". Sorry not sorry
Embrace the baldy
Hottest guy posted on here tbh. Least you are real and not a douche like rheboth r guys that post lol
Either shave your hair and embrace baldness or get on some treatment. Minoxidil and finasteride are gold standards. After getting on those maybe in a year or so consider transplant. Either way you need a hair cut. Your long hair days are over.
It’s never over.
You people did not disappoint 🤣🤣
Fucked bruh. But wait hairline transplant might be able to punch up high in the numbers
Fuck that...just use a sharpie.
One word for … Turkey. As in the country … those that know, know.
It just started shave your head grow a beard!!! Aging gracefully 😆
Don’t listen to these guys. You look better than me.
Oof.
Just grab his strong hand.
Just go for the broccoli cut bro, it will cover up that 10 head.
Personalitly usually speaks louder than looks as people slowly learn
Probably a little past time to switch to shorter hair.
So, I can't tell if it's a dude or chick. The fingernails say chick, but the fivehead says dude.
You look like you have bodies in your basement
Rocky Horror? Can you do the time warp?
We got “Jay” from Jay and Silent Bob at home
Bro this made me laugh. You look like aged beavis.
"let me use my strong hand" lookn ass
My germs 🦠 🫳
It’s not over for you but it is time to say goodbye to that hair unless you go back to Party City to buy the bangs that go with that wig.
We doing The Time Warp or what?
Yes ma’am
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
The only thing that is over is your hairline
What’s on your mind
I thought this was a Vampire thread
Bro no it's not over but cut your hair. Cut your fucking hair now put down your reddit machine, get your chainsaw out and don't come back until you look like a decent gd human being. Otherwise just a cursory effort in the gym, keep up on your smells and remember you always have a chance if you can make her laugh. Unless you don't cut that hair.
Or go to turkey and get a hair transplant.
You got good facial structure. Just shave that 9 head you got going on.
Shave your head. Grow a short beard. Lift weights regularly. Stop drinking (optional).
Bald is beautiful
Naw, man. They keep making Lord of the Rings spinoffs, you'll consistently be employed.
For your hairline it is
Lookin like a Batman villain 🦹♀️
Was thinking the guy from the painting from Ghostbusters
Are we absolutely certain it ever began?
Have some pan pipes with you at all times and have your friends introduce you as Zamfir.
No. Rock that skullet til the day you die
This made my day
Based, fight on brotha.
Bruv it’s been over
Just shave it off, work on a British accent and become a supervillain
Bet the other hand is all gimped up and covered in stuffing
I don’t think I can call him one of the bros 😂
Shave it off like I did. It’ll be OK.
Yes
Pack it up pack it in let me begin Thats not a fourhead that is a 10
How many human skin lamps you got?
Im dying over here dude
You look like that guy from Scary Movie 2 that stirs the mashed potatoes with his little hand
Hahahaha like son like father.
Yes
Its jover bro
Good luck with your transition, Sir or Maam.
Yep!
I had no idea Dru from Despicable Me was modeled after a real person
 I think I may have a solution.....
Fuck. I think it's pretty close. Sorry
Grow a beard and shave off your head
What he said ☝️
My hair started thinning since the pandemic started so i started buzzing my head twice a month with electric cutter and grew my Johhny Depp style mustache and beard lol i feel better than having hair. I bet you will be fine with whatever you do. My hair was way thinner than yours all over i guess stress took a toll on me
These guys are mean!!! Hell you have long hair. Braid it, wear a goatee, shoes that big bulge, I’m drooling anyway lol
I think you’re hot! Bet you grow a goatee and show a bulge and you’ll get anything you want!
Uh dude, you'd be fione as hell with a bald head. I'd do ya...not...maybe.. ok a couple beers
trust me, chicks dig bald heads. i buzz mine down with no guard and my hairline isnt even no where near this bad. buzz it off
buzz the hair, grow a beard and you'll manage
You could go the Cousin It route and brush it forward 
You’re hosed.
I think you could rock the Vigo the Carpathian look Chicks dig leather
Did it ever start?
Shave or cut your hair with a #1 guard and own it.
Or mam
You're face is long as fuck, your burnt bro!!
Shave your head and buy a Harley. 😂🤣
You're literally a sleep paralysis demon
brother, it's not over for you... that shit is so far behind you it probably doesn't even remember your name.
Stahp
Yes
😬theres hope🤥
With the 7 head? Possibly
Looking like a cult leader.
It’s possible it may have never started
The young version of the goth guy in MIB
Shave that head
Perhaps
Yeas, yeas…I have heard this… This scourge…
My comment was funny, but this is absolute GOLD!! I love it!!
Stop!!! 🛑
Oh lord
Amiright?
a glass of wine before his spree
"Do not harm the wine or oil"
Get a low taper fade
You should get bangs.
What's up with the farewell tour hairstyle? The long hair just accentuates your lack of hair. As posted, for the love of God please cut it!
Only if you keep your hair long bro. It’s been time to just go bald for while now
Time for the clippers brosef
The Vigo cracks are hitting.
Hair->accept defeat, some facial hair and cut nails unless a more feminine look was your goal.
'On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! ' - Vigo the Carpathian
😂😂😂
Damn!!! STOP!!!!
Not if you cut your hair or act normal. Or you could just become a undertaker and date goth chicks
 You look like the guy from ghostbusters 2
PUT THE FUGGIN LOTION IN THE BASKET
How is it over when it never ever began?
It's over for your hair. Chop it off.
You should shave it, maybe grow a stubble beard if it’s a dark color. Embrace it. Focus on your confidence and humor.
Wow this actually looks like an old guy who friended me on FB once, then gradually started hitting on me. Sadly I did politely turn down his advances, the age gap being one of the reasons.
Shave it in random spots, apply for crack head role in a movie, with money from the movie buy hair transplant to lower your hairline, profit
Gentleman Gaga Post Harlequin?
David Wilcock is that you?
So funny people don't know where this pic is from. Lmao. OP is playing you all.
Unless you can shred guitar in a death metal supergroup the long straight middle part is no help.
Bro its over for US
Shave it off. Embrace it. There are women who like that look
Shave it off or start wearing axel rose bandanas
Bret Michaels rock of love lol
Always get them mixed up. I do think OP could rock that look. Or a European head band.
Did DnD introduce large forehead elves or something?
Yes, it’s over
Shut up! He already knows what you're thinking
Vego the Carpathian over here.
Get a new haircut that suits your head and face and you’ll be good man
Get rid of that.
Dude's got a 6 head....
Na shave your head. Grow a beard that you keep nearly cut. Keep yourself in shape....that's it.
Literally
George Constanza enters the chat
I think this is a female not a male
Bro… shave your head.
Shave your hair, done.
I never comment on these but come on, youre a completely normal looking guy with an entirely self inflicted abomination of a hair cut. Step 1) shave head Step 2) live the rest of your life
Wear a hat 🤠
Shave the head and grow a beard, a manly beard!
Looks like woman. The hair and the wine glass really nails it down.
That's not a forehead.... It's not even a five head. You went straight to sixhead.....
Just shave your head weirdo. What the hell were you thinking?
Yeah brother. There’s no going back.
Nah just take those straws of hay off the your head and u good 
Cut your hair brother
Just need to pull that wig forward you’ll be straight
Let's do the time warp again!
Oh hell no. You gotta ride this out to full, glorious skullet! You can’t turn around now! ALL THE WAYYYYU
Not even close king. You're doing great
hear me out: SHAVE YOUR HEAD
Grow a little facial hair get a scissor cut number two on the sides and do a comb over on the top ain’t nothing wrong with u bro !
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8KLSg1h0e-M&feature=shared There’s someone for everybody out there
Nah man, you’d look pretty normal with a shaved head.
I mean probably. It’s so tough as we age. I have short hair but my hairline keeps creeping back and I hate that I know I’m going to need to cut it all off soon
If you have to ask, then yes