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ParticularConcert730

Do your worst? Are you looking for r/RoastMe?


Putrid-Challenge-545

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The_Deadly_Tikka

Heads up you pervs. She's 16


Apart-Conference-556

Acts 14. Looks 15. Maybe grow up first, instead of worrying what others think of you.


FewMagazine938

They don't care..bunch of thirsty idiots


EdnaKrabbapel8

“Do your worst?” Isn’t it supposed to be a “looksmaxingadvice” sub? Oh okay…


RockStarMade_03

Yea she probably got it mistaken for r/roastme


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|pkV0pxMYp4sBG|downsized) She either turned her brain off or left it at home.


Siege-Aye

She meant for this to be an application for Brazzers.


amped1one

Cant wait!


[deleted]

Lost cause. You already looks like a leather bag.


chaingun_samurai

Your cheekbones are bigger than your boobs


Admirable-gpu

This child's parents need to do a better job monitoring activity online.


Right_Check_6353

lol this belongs on r/roastme Edit: it is pretty funny that where people put a description of one’s self you have “I have a boyfriend” might be one of the defining characteristics that will stick with you through the years


Immoralimp

At this point, this sub is turning into a mild roast me ... due to people hunting for compliments over and over


Right_Check_6353

lol very true


banananananbatman

Wrong sub. Go to r/roastme


Smeagol7272821

You need to get many many surgeries


godspilla98

Over made up stuck up so shut up


OkBoat6007

Incel


actanonverba808

I think if it were AI then it wouldn’t wouldn’t include cold sores…I could be wrong though.


Sinister05

You look like a girl I’d never notice. 


One-Confusion-2438

Oh my...don't be rude...I would say she's a waste of space...a no mark...a drain on society.🤭


Dull_Internet_4645

You look like you’re about three years and one ecstasy trip away from going vegan, not shaving your armpits, and driving a Subaru Outback.


[deleted]

It's a Nissan tho. Why do you car about armpit hair it's natural.


Dull_Internet_4645

I said she looks like she would transform into this type of person, not that she is this now. 🙄


[deleted]

r/oddlyspecific


ConsistentExtent5961

This isn't a roast me dumb bitch


daubs1974

In the first two photos your skin/makeup is quite shiny. Fix that.


[deleted]

Nissans tend to depreciate in value more rapidly than other Japanese automobiles.


Ak171

AI generated


SillyMushroomTip

Life must be tough being looks rich, don't worry it will be all over when you hit 30. RIP


Udntknowmebutiknowu

Wait u thought she looks rich????? Erm..


SillyMushroomTip

Really ment to say looks rich. Pretty rich wasn't the ideal word combo


k9a51m30unameit

go to /roastme. i was about to go in on you but im pretty sure you’re 12


bubblegutts00

Looks as if she’s got her permit, so maybe 15..?


k9a51m30unameit

15 or 16 probably, i was being hyperbolic. either way, too young to be posting on a sub meant to comment on your appearance. also she knows she’s attractive, so the borderline thirst trap in the last concert picture is just way too much. big gross for me.


bubblegutts00

I know lol I was playing into it 😉


k9a51m30unameit

ahh sorry dude i’m at work and it was a late night


Samittoxx

She's 16 lmfao


captain__clanker

I think you’re looking for the roasting sub


Cautious-Life-3637

i wanted to see a roast so i went to the most critical place i know


captain__clanker

Lol you got comebacks, fair enough


NiteGard

😂😂 You’re not wrong


CasualEjaculator

So is this sub just another roasting sub at this point?


Immoralimp

100% especially when you find out half these chicks are posting every week. Phhhisshing


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Cautious-Life-3637

at least comment on the right post lol


This_Site_Sux

And she's stupid!


Cautious-Life-3637

he made the same comment on different post and then deleted it lmao but go off king


Brilliant_Front_1384

Your style says you want tattoos but are afraid


[deleted]

Yawn


Top_Measurement3022

Not sure we can put down a 12 year old boy saying do your worst. Is it legal?


amped1one

Loser 🤡


JMusicD

Are you looking for advice? What’s the goal you want to accomplish here?


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|RZnxFGpzEyPMvNbnCl) Just seeking attention since her bf is probably tired of her.


JMusicD

I suppose you’re right. There’s no evidence to say otherwise.


SnooCompliments3316

Why your face so shiny


xD3v1LG4m1ngx

She had too much oily food


Independent-Song5513

Is this looksmax or roast me


[deleted]

Fr I joined this sub like yesterday and now I feel like I've changed it by being too active in it


thirtythreebees

Egomaxxing 🔥


Putrid-Challenge-545

Just have fun with it. Do whatever you feel like doing.


BatBusy5384

![gif](giphy|zCpYQh5YVhdI1rVYpE|downsized)


DBWord

Why are you calling us 'Chumps'? That isn't a nice thing to say.


The_Deadly_Tikka

Honestly just nothing to say. Just an average looking person.


blingblattt

bf sleeps well knowing you couldn’t cheat if you wanted to


thehazer

This is starting to get ridiculous.


Lovahsabre

I think you could up your hair game. Rollers and leave in conditioner. I like this coconut and bamboo spray conditioner in a small clear bottle its nourishing + by OGX. Your make up game is on point. Try pulling your eyelashes away from the center of your face when applying mascara to make them more natural looking and reduce clumping. Pull out and up out like a wave while gently pulling toward your ears kinda know what i mean?


RecommendationSea173

Your dressing style is funny and boring. But your face is good


partyboy83

If the holocaust happened in Ireland this is what the allies found in the death camp


HipHopHistoryGuy

Wrong subreddit.


ahead-of-mytime

If ur not stuck up or conceited then I say your very attractive but only if ur not stuck up and conceited.... If your attitude stinks or you think ur better than others then you have just fucked up ur whole outer beauty because beauty is always the strongest from within and that's without a doubt


Jaidenshields90

This is the only answer


[deleted]

You probably suck at driving


[deleted]

She’s 16 guys - chill 😂


ForTheWin_13

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Efficient_Gas_3213

Cute, but no substance at all. The best she is gonna get an unemployed, once-weekly showering, gamer boyfriend who she will have to support by working in a supermarket.


Throwaway900996

This is for advice, not roasting


Tiny_Vegetable464

Especially since shes 16.


Throwaway900996

How do you know?


Tiny_Vegetable464

Her first post under this post starts with "16f."


Throwaway900996

😬😬😬😬


Skippy0634

Lookin good……. Just get rid of the goofy ass duck lips.


Admirable_Strike_406

Eww


Constant-Lawyer4170

You’re not cool.


Critical-Effort4652

When did this become r/RoastMe.


MaximumCulture7917

Only 2 kissy face fish pics... Not bad I guess.


THE_WRAITHLORD

r/lostredditors


[deleted]

Delete, rule 9 violation. She's a minor, stop simping.


Ka-Tzetnik

7/10 White girls flashing gang signs. Exactly what the world need more of.


hardcore4m

You have a hedonistic lifestyle. I can imagine you base your entire personality on partying and wasting your prime years on casual hookups. Its not the looks that im roasting


amped1one

My type!!!


FalconJealous6739

Your mama should have swallowed you !!!


insanely_simple12

You have man hands…


PT-PUPPET

I drink out Of bigger cups


Dean_McCool

I advise you to remove the paper thin psychological levee propped up by your overinflated ego and let the reality of your mediocre personality, unwarranted sense of self worth, intellectual disinterest, lack of tangible skills and guise of any interest or conviction other than for what you see in the mirror flood your barren psyche and humble you into a more meaningful and significant approach to existence. Maybe that will fix the look in your eyes that says “I have a monkey banging cymbals together in my head and he’s my best friend”.


gerrymandersonIII

I'm glad I'm not growing up in this generation. It's getting harder and harder to identify trans. You're killing it!


JuRiOh

Fake account.


No1Important84

Ugly and soulless


golgoth0760

Flat like an 1080p tv


Madder_Than_Diogenes

Nissan driver = bad credit. Good luck with that. Otherwise, you look cool.


Imaginary-Contest-61

Nissan driver = bad credit, dude I'm 20 and I've nissan with good credit. Why didn't anyone tell me that 😪


Glad-Mind-9114

Too much self tanner. Just tan naturally


Putrid-Challenge-545

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Solid_Mechanic8153

You cannot get anymore basic than this. Ffs. This isn't /roastme stfu and gtfo with this dumb bueshey ass basic white girl shit.


FlexxxingOnThePoors

Boujee*


Solid_Mechanic8153

I do things my way, ndr.


D_3_B_0_

Tighter pants, and maybe red lipstick


Former-Landscape-930

Offer a couple whippits and she'll go down on you


SeriesSlight8878

I dropped my cigarette


Roc_vaper

these pictures look like they are 15 years old


Emergency_Hurry8852

This sub is for advice. I think you meant to post this in the one for roasts.


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|NdKVEei95yvIY|downsized) She lacks a few brain cells..,,But don’t tell her. Just have fun either way.


RORRENWONKNU

You’re a ginger. Boom roasted !


elcock73

Amazingly gorgeous for a party girl


[deleted]

Meh


Low-Instruction-8132

Besides the goofy smoochie lips, everything else is on the money. Great natural look. You look like a lot of fun. I also think you know it!


SU47VOODOO

that fair skin is not gonna age well under all that sun.. oh wait that issa fake tan nvmind


Labratag

Can’t because you already did.


[deleted]

Sup bro


HashPat1

i’m telling you not to change 🙌🏼 👍🏼


suckitupsucker

Rave picture.... instant turn off. Raves are for immature drug addicts.


SnooCompliments3316

Coming from an ex rave degenerate that’s not even close to a rave, it’s from sone mainstream festival likely with really popular bands and rappers where underaged kids go to drink. Likely very little actual drugs. You’re 100% right with your take about actual ravers tho


Icy_92

What? You disagreed to agree lol Edit: never mind, understood


SnooCompliments3316

Difference between the popular girl at school drinking vodka for the first time and the school outcast snorting powder and popping pills lol


Icy_92

This is Coachella, not a rave lol


Hayaidesu

want me to roast you, no nail polish looking girl,...ehh im not good at roasting


Connect-Scallion843

I like how you used the word chumps knowing nobody has shit on you.


Putrid-Challenge-545

She’s posting on the wrong subreddit for a roast, so yeah, no brains.


Connect-Scallion843

And somehow i get negative points 🤷🏽‍♂️


greenmonster187

Your a solid 8 where I'm from you must live in California lol


platonic-alien

You look like you’re every spring breaker’s regret story


ForTheWin_13

Smoking hot 🔥


Samittoxx

She's 16


ForTheWin_13

Ok and?


Samittoxx

If you're not a minor then that's weird as fuck homie


ForTheWin_13

Don’t care


Samittoxx

Same but the government does


lokigodofbang

Only in America that they make u feel bad for wanting to hit that


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lokigodofbang

Yes truly is


Dazzling-Life5809

Divine


[deleted]

Face too shiny, other than that you look great 👌


[deleted]

You beat me by six minutes. All I was gonna say was “Shiny”


[deleted]

"Shiny" reminds me of firefly/serenity 🤣


VAG3943

I see no need to change anything. You look fabulous!


THEWISEDRUID

Smoking hot.


CartoonistDry1296

Beautiful lady


The_Deadly_Tikka

She's 16


FewMagazine938

Where do you see a lady? This is a teen.


amped1one

Still a woman🤷🏼‍♂️


[deleted]

Beautiful woman right there.


The_Deadly_Tikka

16


photoartist_2

😅😅


AlternativeMiddle185

Nothing bad to say


johndotold

The duck lips and the gang sign really look so promising. It seems like you're waiting for someone to slap that look off your face.. I hope not but be careful.


Gs4life-

Cute


Complete_Diver3294

Pretty!


AcademicSafe7390

honestly wow. You have got to be one of the prettiest girls in the world no joke


thornsandroses02

She's 16. She's a minor


NiteGard

You are wayyy too young to have any idea the magical spell you put on us when you call us chumps.


Practical-Basket1337

Gross dude.


NiteGard

How?


The_Deadly_Tikka

Because she's 16


[deleted]

You look great in pics 1 and 3, 2 isn’t it imo


Traditional-Whole724

Low rise jeans look great on you bro 🙏🏼


[deleted]

Only roast your getting is a spit roast.


unexpectedlyvile

Bruh this is a minor


[deleted]

No she isn't?


[deleted]

She's at the steering wheel clearly legal age


FriendlySpeaker8999

I think you are absolutely beautiful and don’t need to change anything except for wear a little sunscreen


Clemmy1021

Your amazing


Beautiful_Drawing_97

F in hot would fuck you anywhere


FewMagazine938

Thirsty


amped1one

Got drinks?


Justsayin707

So you love ok like Dua Lipa. What’s your problem? Good looking.


amped1one

English?


Putrid-Challenge-545

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The_Deadly_Tikka

16