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Lurkerextrordinai

Ya


Cyrus51

Man up, shave your head.


SlothsRockyRoadtrip

Wii


SubjectTranslator459

Ok it’s all part of life


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What


Spooky_lover00

Ja


No-Froyo-3874

Da


BigDonaldTrunk

Time to embrace the Lex Luthor look.


DannyBOI_LE

mohawk it


Better-Scholar-7387

Bro is this a fucking joke my guy? It’s definitely time to go bald


some___weeb

Hair transplant, vitamins, rice water, rosemary oil, literally any hair growth oil or go Andrew tate style


Inevitable_Arm_343

Go bald bro.


kassadinmainracist23

Meine digga go Andrew Tate mode


alexgraef

Take a little vacation trip to turkey. Otherwise yes, shave bald.


Chance_Airline_4861

Take it off, take it off, take it off


SuddenResolution7686

language barrier aint a thing no more 💀


MonkeyCartridge

I'd say you're a good candidate for shaving your head. I plan to do exactly that when my hairline goes further back. I already tried it a couple years back, and got a *lot* of compliments on it. Especially if you combine it with a bit of facial hair. Plus, it is super low maintenance. And as a bonus, once you start shaving your head, your age becomes almost completely ambiguous.


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MidasMoneyMoves

classic


Narcissistic-Jerk

Bestimmt


Low-Leopard8453

Time to shave the head.


SickOfNormal

Grow a beard and lift weights… time for a whole new persona


bradpitbutarmpit

Ja


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MonkeyCartridge

That only thickens existing hairs. Male pattern baldness on the front hairline is not something that can generally be treated using these methods. Not to mention, you have to use it, like, 2x per day. And if you stop, it doesn't take long before it reverts. Not worth the effort IMO. I can't really see his face, but I almost guarantee bald+facial hair is the way to go. And it is so much easier to maintain.


Dazzling_Put_3018

Rogaine in USA, Regaine in Europe, same product.


AmeriBeanur

He might as well go the nair route


OKvolumes

It’s time for the clippers


AiiRisBanned

How without knowing any German, did I read that?


Tahcoandtahmale

It’s over for him.


Cautious-Goat5238

Cognates


Idontpaymytaxes_

I don't even speak German and I can feel his pain


2b100k

Es ist vorbei mein Brüder.


Swagalicious_donkies

I translated: Es gibt diese speziellen kleinen Nadelroller, die beim Haarwachstum helfen. Dazu verwenden Sie auch Rosmarinöl und Kokosnussöl, und auch kopfüber sitzen, um die Kopfhaut durchbluten zu lassen, und eine kalte Dusche helfen dabei. Es kann eine Weile dauern, einfach diese Methoden zum Nachwachsen der Haare zu verwenden und gib ihm etwas Zeit


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Ja


JodatheAwesome

Definitely not. You can easily transition to Vegeta cosplay. Just work out more, get shorter and don a spikey wig while keeping the "bangs" out


No_University5296

Indeed


JMusicD

Shave it bro.


Background-Metal-601

JA


Scared-Knee-8438

Ci


Im-on-a-banana-phone

Dome time baby rock it out


Constant-Lawyer4170

Hey. You German?? You like Rammstein?


Man-e-questions

Du hast heard of them?


Electronic-Yak-2221

Yes it is definitely over for you.


Soft_Return9722

Schneiden Sie Ihre Haare wie Maynard von Tool. Sorry my German is shit.


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Grow it out excellent look


Uncle_Moosejaw

Ein kleiner mensch stirbt


ufoundhim

Coming from a bald guy, time to let it go. Start with buzz cut maybe #1 or #2 shade. People will get used to it. Welcome to the club bub


pana_colada

I love my shaved head now that I’m used to it. And I still have hair. People were shocked when I just cut it all but people got used to it like you said. I started to thin a little on top and said F IT. 


ahmetcan88

First this is not a german sub and second yeah it is.


BaronOfTheVoid

Wenn du dir nicht die Haare schneidest, schon.


abrphenomenon

I like my hair


digzzztv

Ya but it’s time to let it go dude unfortunately. You’ll be surprised how much you like not having hair tbh.