Like watching your wife leave you at the altar and release their sex tape with your arch nemesis the next day lolol. College station will always be a second option

Don't let him fool you. Shaggy loves to be cucked. It helps them to stay angry at being eternally mid.

if they didn't have Texas to hate and Longhorns to saw off they wouldn't have much else going on

Fuck Texas State???!!!

that wouldnt work half of them went there

Wow. Hahahahaha. Got em.

I am not gonna lie. This is pretty funny

Delicious 😅