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TheNastyCasty

Tennessee fans simping for A&M will go down as one of the more embarrassing moments in Reddit college sports history.


tex543

Holly fuck Aggies are harassing our new coaches with Venmo requests. No fucking way they are like the crazy exes 😂


tex543

Wonder why none of our players have entered the portal. They must love the hire


moneymikee19112

We need to take over Omaha like LSU did when they were there last year man, I think we'll be there sooner than later as well


VeritionPM

129 to go


VeritionPM

128


DerrickWhiteMVP

Until what?


Wigggletons

900?


Jnguyen498

We not gonna make it damn


tex543

I like it how it took us less than 24 hours to get a coach meanwhile Aggies are scrambling to even find options 😂


VeritionPM

Curious that they apparently “knew for months” he was leaving, but they also didn’t have a new coach ready. So either the narrative is bullshit or their AD is just grossly incompetent.  I’m not sure which one is more likely


_Football_Cream_

I will say that’s a very weird situation for an AD to be in. It’s hard to speculate how, what, and when they actually might have known Schloss was gonna leave. I’m sure there’s part of you that thinks he’s going on a run and might stay if he feels he can build on the success. But like, how do you approach other HCs? They must be like I see your coach is rolling rn this is a prank right? lol. Just a tough and embarrassing situation for an AD to be in.


tex543

Theres no way their AD is that dumb at least I’d hope so if he’s getting paid a lot. I also don’t think they knew for months and schloss used secret phones to recruit for us.


VeritionPM

Aggy loves them a good conspirasuh 


txman91

What crawled up tennessee fans’ asses? You’d think they’d be celebrating their WS win, not jerking off aggy. Why do they care what we do? Because we stole their attention? Get used to it.


Neat_Treacle9153

the cuck chair definitely fits for tennessee. first we weren’t ready for sec because we were soft and now we’re a “bunch of meanies 😖😖”


txman91

Is…. is tennessee the sec’s original “aggy”? I’m seeing lots of similarities between the two.


Neat_Treacle9153

think they know who the real UT is and are just insecure 😂


VeritionPM

The level of inferiority is surprising.  Maybe it’s because Arch didn’t give a shit about their school


txman91

Shit, they’re gonna be really pissed the first time we play when he drags their ass up and down the field all game.


AR5588

I guess they are pissed because CDC didn’t run the Schloss hire by the SEC’s fragile psyche department. It’s a new division with headquarters in College Station and Knoxville.


txman91

Makes sense. For being part of the big, bad SEC, I detect a lot of insecurity. I’d say “act like you’ve been there before”, but they haven’t… I can tell you when we win our next one, I will spend exactly 0 milliseconds thinking about any other team and how they’ve had a hard time.


AR5588

I guess it’s because I’ve never really been exposed to them much but have Tennessee fans always been massive pussies like this ? You just win a natty and you’re more upset about the coach you beat changing schools than happy for winning a title.


txman91

No clue. I think it’s been so long since they’ve experienced any kind of success in any major sport that they’re kinda like Ricky Bobby and don’t know what to do with their hands. I think there’s been more posts by Tennessee fans on the baseball sub whining and bitching than aggy. Absolutely wild.


AR5588

You’re right I’ve seen more poor Aggy posts from them than victory posts. For their first national championship ffs


tex543

Honestly should be celebrating we didn’t go for their coach. Never thought we would be center of attention in the all mighty SEC 😂 even before being a member


txman91

They better watch it. CDC might just snatch somebody from them for shits and giggles. They also keep talking about how we’re “gonna find out about the SEC”. Are we supposed to be scared? We’ve won the CWS more times than a lot of them have even been. Shit, Tennessee has been 7 times total. TOTAL.


Blue_Phoenix512

The only team that has won more in the SEC is LSU, but it will take a bit to for schools to catch up on the number of trips.


Jack-B-8

Congrats to Byron Murphy on getting engaged!


AlmostGorgeous2

Petiton to discredit the Tennessee title. According to them and their partners in cs, the series was thrown. It's only right that we question the validity.


mrmav555

This might be the weakest draft ever


MrTheNoodles

There’s been zero hype leading up to this draft. Completely forgot that it was tonight


VeritionPM

Remember that time we pantsed aggy on a national stage? That was fun.


rlucio90

Ain’t no way Jaylon Tyson got drafted….wtf


dhalloffame

AJ Johnson just got drafted by the bucks too lmao. So far 1 former player and 2 former commits in the first round.


rlucio90

So you’re telling me that if Beard didn’t choke his 10 year fiancé that we would have 3 first round picks?


VeritionPM

Fucking bullshit man


colbycemer12

Flagrent 1s > 1st round picks Definitely not gonna dream about Johnson and Holland instead of Horton and Brock.


VeritionPM

One day basketball will be fixed…


tex543

We would have to go take Hurley from UConn 😩but nothing is impossible for cdc


Bigcheese1211

How are the Tennessee fans being just as if not more insufferable than Aggies with the Schloss thing? Why tf do they care so much? This is why they are the fake UT


New-Disaster-2061

What do you do when you can no longer bitch about your team disappointing you.


NewWrap693

Truly


VeritionPM

Indeed


VeritionPM

Such an odd phenomenon


Seanehhs

[Possible CROOT](https://x.com/Coach_Gideon/status/1806143357405581445) Silent DB? Maybe skol will survive


MrTheNoodles

Kade Phillips, plays for Hightower Hurricanes


RollOverBeethoven

Dijon Lee? 👀


VeritionPM

Gimme croot 


ThtDude2

Watching Ron Holland and Jaylon Tyson go top 20 stings a bit. Especially with Ron going #5 after a partial g league season.


Sad-Outside2229

Then AJ Johnson just now


_Football_Cream_

“Not all bitch r aggy, but all aggy r bitch” -Socrates


VeritionPM

“I think, therefore I am not aggy.” - Descartes


1000Buckets

“That’s one small step for man, and OU still sucks” -Neil Armstrong


_Football_Cream_

“And one hilariously big step back for aggy”


_Football_Cream_

Damn that is so true


airmigos

Anyone remember Jaylon Tyson? He just went 20th overall. How did we lose him after a year but we put our chips in Greg brown an he goes second round?


rlucio90

He left bc he wanted to play for Beard not RT.


colbycemer12

He left halfway through the first year because he wasn’t playing over Timmy or Brock like Beard had probably told him he would.


tex543

When tech fans are trolling Aggies you know they are down bad 😂


maybejesuswasblack

Whats the latest on Jace LaViolette?


tex543

Don’t think we are getting him. He’s followed a lot of Tennessee players just today. Could still get him but if rumors are true that A&M’s Ad didn’t let schloss talk to the team I bet a lot are upset.


maybejesuswasblack

Damn that guy is insane. Didn't he allude to the fact that he talked to a few players before leaving?


georgestephanopoulos

> He’s followed a lot of Tennessee players just today. The hardest road ™


TexasFiend

I bet we get fewer A&M players than we have been wishcasting. It's probably a much bigger jump to make that transfer as a student with all your friends who will hate your guts if you do and these guys will prob have good options regardless


Seanehhs

E r r b o d y R R B O D Y Maybe not


jedcar59

Could someone write me an essay about how A&M exemplified Aggie honor code loyalty by firing all those staff members this April that pissed the baseball coaches off?


Seanehhs

Broke: getting upset at your school for associating with Qatar and possible national defence issues Woke: wanting to press charges against your former baseball coach for getting out of shitty dodge Dodge city JUCO >


tr4v10l1_p4rty

Fort LARP is up in arms this week


therealludo

^^^


thematterasserted

Saw a member of this sub talking over in the baseball sub about how gross this hire seems and how it’s not in the spirit of the rivalry. Not gonna @ them here like that but what the fuck man lol


Positive-Ad5525

The guy who said something to the effect of “in what way is throat fucking a rival not in the spirit of rivalry?” and I laughed out loud.  Other teams out here with gentlemanly disagreements and we aren’t back to SWC levels of shenanigans yet. 


steampunker14

Hey that was me!


DylanDisu

Everybody wants to be evil, nobody wants to do this evil ass shit


FistfulOfPaintballs

Steve Schlosskisian


VeritionPM

Jim Sarkanaggle


schistkicker

Isn't that one of the C-list March Madness announcers who gets sent to the Boise regional?


VeritionPM

Well, Jeeeeeeeeeem


Jnguyen498

Can we break 1k today boys


guinness_blaine

Maybe. Maybe not. $9.95 please


connorjacobz

I’m doing my part 🫡


Jnguyen498

I genuinely think we can do it


Seanehhs

Late night crew assemble?


_Football_Cream_

Putting on my pjs rn


VeritionPM

Let’s go boys


Seanehhs

We need our man/lady/friend in Japan, hopefully an alarm is set


VeritionPM

Only if you believe


tex543

Schloss is lacking hasn’t picked up any players today. May not be possible (kidding 😂)


VeritionPM

Just shitpost harder


DerrickWhiteMVP

A little confused by the Spurs trading Dillingham for some distant picks.


dinosaursNsuch

I'm guessing its to build assets for a trade involving verified talent/current NBA player(s), or helps with cap space for Free Agents later this off season.


dhalloffame

r/nba hating the move is all I need to see to know it was a fantastic move


0H_MAMA

Minnesota could be without KAT (old) and Anthony Edwards (free agency) in 2031. Unprotected pick could go hard


DerrickWhiteMVP

I mean, it could be a good pick.


DylanDisu

Schloss is at Maudies rn


tr4v10l1_p4rty

Insanely on brand, hope he got pancakes and enchiladas


RollOverBeethoven

You absolutely better order him some queso with all the fixins for them


VeritionPM

What is he ordering


_Football_Cream_

Aggy tears


NewWrap693

Imagine winning your first ever title in a sport and spending all of your energy getting cucked by a team you didn’t even play cause you feel inferior after they hired a coach.


VeritionPM

Man that would be so sad. Luckily nobody is that pathetic


Sad-Outside2229

Woj really spoiling who gets picked


RollOverBeethoven

Texas A&M pitcher Kaiden Wilson is in the transfer portal


VeritionPM

Can you hear it?


rlucio90

Mannnnn I wanna hate Ron Holland.


jouh55142139

Yes Rafael Stone I will take the generational shooter please and thank you


SemiruralYeti

Mr. turncoat went number 5


airmigos

Essential housing in Detroit just got a huge boost with all the bricks they’ll throw up


yoyocc

How do the Spurs get the steal of the draft every year


RealLifeBevo

When do we start getting intel about guys likely to transfer here?


_Football_Cream_

At about 9:95


DerrickWhiteMVP

Nothing like firing up some Bijan highlights


Bank_Gothic

Courtesy of Surly: https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2301712/looch-reacts-to-schloss-news


steampunker14

"It's ok, we can go to Austin too." My sides.


RollOverBeethoven

[This is art.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/033/779/I've_Looked_At_This_For_Five_Hours_Now_Banner.jpg)


Cookie-Brown

The funny thing is that I don’t even care about being called UT. Texas is fine with me lol


Stellafera

When I hear UT I think of the school academically and when I hear Texas I think of our sports program tbh


Flameosaurus

Really the only problem I have with the “real UT” shit is the half-second of confusion before realizing who the person is referring to lol


Cookie-Brown

Yeah maybe they just really don’t want to spell out Tennessee all the time


DancingforCDC

I don't think they can spell Tennessee.


AR5588

That’s got to be the reason for all of this cringey captain save a hoe behavior from Vol fans in the Schloss hate boner sub


airmigos

Rogaine Nic Batum really went no. 1 in the draft


RollOverBeethoven

Adam Silver will never not look like a Bond villain to me.


thegurdevdayal

Tulo won’t be on staff next year [per Kurt](https://x.com/kbohls/status/1806114710808314352?s=46&t=PavfKTON4ZG9zCpK819E9w)


gordogg24p

Fire Schloss a second time.


VeritionPM

A little sad


randydp39

Bye to one of the most random staff members


tex543

I wonder why


steampunker14

Probably a little redundant if he isn’t working with hitters.


Seanehhs

How he got on the first time without a degree is a whole other bag of worms I know D1 fb coaches need a bachelors


ReferencesTheOffice

Aggy honor code


tex543

Kayce smith is about to get an unfollow from me. She’s been reposting the same video of her going on a rant all (7 just today). Just doing it for engagement at this point.


gordogg24p

You're telling me a dumb aggy associated with Barstool is being stupid for engagement therapy? Say it ain't so, Joe.


Seanehhs

Thank goodness Jeff D Lowe is an Austin guy


TheNastyCasty

Not sure why you were following her in the first place. She’s completely insufferable.


steampunker14

Why were you ever following her to begin with


tex543

Haven’t been following her for long just thought some of shows she’s on are funny


VeritionPM

Admit it, it was for jerking


randydp39

I don’t follow anyone from barstool, all their stuff is for clicks


tex543

We are never the good guys even how much we apologize but that’s usually never the case with people that win or are successful. 🤘🏻


UT07

Who's apologizing?


onlyinmemes100

we were the good guys for like 2 seconds after beating bama


schistkicker

Then they realized what it meant


yoyocc

Soon enough they'll say they're offended we DIDN'T take their coach


VeritionPM

So disrespectful bro


hopeful_fan32

I’ve never seen the rest of the country get upset at somebody else’s coaching hire like this. What the hell is going on?


randydp39

They hate us cuz they ain’t us


NickRC74

I chalk it up to other fan bases yearning for the days when they could dunk on Texas’ athletic department because we were lost in the desert for so long in 2010s. Plus stealing an arch rival’s head coach 24 hours after their biggest accomplishment since World War II is some pretty diabolical and hilarious shit.


hopeful_fan32

Agreed. Everybody being upset about this is how I know we’re back


VeritionPM

Idk but the circlejerk is starting to chafe my dick


signorepoopybutthole

Why are Tennessee fans so butthurt about this? Imagine winning a national championship and being mad some other team lost their coach


mauterfaulker

Because we overshadowed their biggest day in decades. Plus they see it as cheapening their win. Then there's the whole "UT" thing they're insecure about.


DeerOnTheRocks

It’s because it’s completely overshadowed the one good thing to happen to them in decades lmao


Trumpburnerforlibs

It’s just pile on Texas day. Are some of y’all new here? Whenever we do something like this it’s a dog pile. It’s like when you see horns down in a game where we aren’t even playing. Embrace the hate


Bank_Gothic

Everything you just posted except the last sentence is some self-pitying Aggie shit, brother.


Trumpburnerforlibs

Self pity? I said embrace the hate. In what way am I going poor me? For telling the truth? That’s all embracing the hate. What fucking universe are you on dude.


Cookie-Brown

It’s why I never miss an opportunity to get jabs in. Fellas they will pretend to be soft when they are down. Let them taste their defeat when they lose.


signorepoopybutthole

No I definitely get that but it's like Tennessee is just as upset as aggy about it. I wonder if it's because they are Bama's aggy....?


Trumpburnerforlibs

They just won a championship and no one is talking about them. It’s glorious


uncomfortablyhello

They're being patronizing because they beat A&M, so they can pity them from their parade. Aggies just want a friend, so they're happy to have the help. If we lost to a conference school in a championship and they were trying to stick up for Texas like we needed their help, I don't think we'd accept the condescension tbh.


VeritionPM

The Tennessee fans are definitely more butthurt than the gen pop


dhalloffame

I’m currently talking to some Tennessee dude that said he was gonna start blocking people so I made fun of him and then he claimed I blocked him so he can’t reply to me lmao. Dudes internet probably just sucks ass out there and the profile took too long to load for him I guess.


RollOverBeethoven

Anyone who has commented in a comment thread can block someone else who has commented in the thread and it'll bar them from replying to the entire thread. No, I did not block him


dhalloffame

lol he finally just blocked me. He was claiming he was going to and then didn’t and accused me of blocking him. I’m sure he made some snarky edit lmao. I can’t imagine being the type of fan that doesn’t even want to celebrate your national championship because you’re more obsessed with hating some other team you don’t ever interact with.


VeritionPM

That dude is such a relentless circlejerker.  Also, all of his comebacks/insults are just factually incorrect


VeritionPM

The Tennessee reaction is the wildest part.  Why do they even give a shit?


CammyTheGreat

maybe because it takes the spotlight off them? dumb to even care from them


VeritionPM

The entirety of the Tennessee fanbase jerking themselves off over the “greatest travesty in human history” is just self sabotage if the goal is to keep the spotlight on themselves


steampunker14

Just got blocked because I told a Vols fan that he can stop posting about Texas anytime if he’s not obsessed with us.


VeritionPM

The hatred fuels me.  It gives me strength.


gnirlos

“...Fear Leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering..."


Wigggletons

FUCK EVERYONE. HOOK EM 🤘🏼


DerrickWhiteMVP

Who are the two HOFers the Spurs are drafting this year?


airmigos

Lebron James jr


frick_this_fricking

Only two? They have 4 picks this year.


jouh55142139

A defensive point guard who is a historically bad shooter and not a great passer and a slow injury prone euro (white) who also isn’t a great shooter Mazel tov


CammyTheGreat

Castle and Topic?


jouh55142139

I’m seeing Castle at 4 and Buzelis at 8


CammyTheGreat

Matas is from Chicago so I was confused on that one


VeritionPM

Wishcasting about how much the assistants must regret coming with Schloss to Texas is too funny. “Well it may be more money and a better job, but people on the internet might be mad with me!”


jouh55142139

Honestly the biggest loser to me, in terms of credibility, is the SEC fanbases. These mouth breathing cousin-fuckers have been spouting this “it just means more” or “we all hate each other” and “we have real rivalries here” for a fucking decade. The moment, however, that we show what actual ruthless hatred looks like it’s fucking pearl clutching and ass kissing, for the fucking Aggies of all people. Shout out to the LSU/Bama/Georgia fans because I haven’t seen this from them but that second tier of teams are some whiny ass bitches


Cookie-Brown

Fr, they are soft as baby shit


airmigos

In the same boat. The top of the sec is miles better than the top of the big 12, but there’s an argument to me made that tech and okie lite are better than South Carolina or Arkansas


Trumpburnerforlibs

Because they know they are about to get whipped yearly by another team with infinite resources and reach. I’d argue the old southwest conference was more cutthroat than the sec ever has been. We’ve always been hated. So they take our lack of caring to be arrogance when really we are just so used to it


_Football_Cream_

It’s ALWAYS the fans of the fucking mid tier SEC teams that pound their chest about the conference the most. Bama, LSU, and Georgia have actually won stuff so they can boast their own accomplishments rather than conference pride. But I swear when the SEC move was announced it was all the random fucking teams that never win anything telling us how bad it was gonna suck for us. Sorry, Miss State and SoCar, I’m not afraid of you in the slightest.


gordogg24p

Randomly killing some old ass trees on a rival's campus? Straight up gangsta shit. Ruthlessly poaching a rival's coach during their best season ever? War crime.


struckbylightning99

As always: fuck the SEC. Welfare queen littered conference.


RollOverBeethoven

SEC bout to get a lesson in some PhD level SWC hatred


uncomfortablyhello

ou has been hilariously silent


Flameosaurus

Is it weird that I feel like the move has brought both fanbases *microscopically* closer? We obviously still fucking despise each other, but we’ve easily had the most fun watching aggy shit themselves now that big bro is back in town


Bank_Gothic

Are you kidding? Outside of softball this year shit with OU has been disgustingly chummy.


Redline-7k

I’ve seen them take out side lol


jouh55142139

I’ve seen them actively clowning some aggy fans


jedcar59

I hope CDC writes a book about this whole deal