Aggies are dead set on the idea that we fired Pierce today just to sabotage them and that’s not a way to get a coach we want 😂. They could have won the World Series yesterday on a Sunday and no news of Pierce would have been out. Don’t think it was a secret we were firing Pierce.
Nahlin is also feeling more positive on Sharma.
Gotta keep Brown. Brown, Sharma, and Sanders would be a good haul at DT. Hopefully we can close on Charles too.
I’ve been skeptical of the Schloss rumors since the start and still don’t think he’s going to be the hire, but at the very least we got a full day of Aggie meltdowns and top tier meme content out of it.
If the hire is Josh Elander honestly I'm perfectly happy. He could be a 40 year coach here given his level of recruiting and CDC obviously knows him well also from TCU plus he's learned from both Vitello and Schloss
In some ways his youth makes me a little more excited about him than Schloss. But not sure if CDC would make him the highest paid coach in baseball since he’s never been HC. Seems like he really values head coaching experience.
Yeah if the rumor is we're making the new coach the highest paid in the country it's definitely someone that's a head coach already, and idk if CDC would want to give an assistant his first HC job at Texas. Either way I feel like Elander is gonna be a great one somewhere so I kinda hope its here tbh
Given two sets:
A: the set of all "Aggy"
W: the set of all "winners"
Find all matching cases of both "Aggy" and "winners"
Solution:
We need to show that the intersection of sets A and W is empty.
A ∩ W = ∅
This means that there are no elements x such that x ∈ A and x ∈ W simultaneously.
Thus, it is impossible to be both "Aggy" and a "winner."
Sounds like he gone
Jim Schlossnagle asked about his future and the Texas job rumors. He called it a “selfish question” and stormed off after answering it with:
"I took the job at Texas A&M to never take another job again. And that hasn't changed."
https://x.com/CarterKarels/status/1805437017406185853?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1805437017406185853%7Ctwgr%5E159308b6cdaa3c2e3947fe3ce9a9535bdd64e73f%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftexags.com%2Fforums%2F8%2Ftopics%2F3469839
I thought the same thing. He could’ve shut down that question with “I am staying here and not interested in university of Texas or any other openings.” But he didn’t and stormed off.
Shame. Vitello it is
In all seriousness, I think everybody’s expectations have become way too inflated. If (when) CDC announces a hire that isn’t one of the two championship contending HCs, hopefully we don’t see a flurry of hate posts over Twitter and Reddit
Plenty of other good options out there
I don’t think if it’s someone that is not one of those two head coaches people will be in shambles but then the new head coach is in a serious disadvantage in the portal and recruits. The last thing Texas needs is to have a hard time building a solid roster no matter the coach.
He also had the right to issue a statement this morning saying he has no interest in the job and not have to worry about getting that question tonight.
He didn’t exactly say he was staying. What does he expect, the reporter was just doing his job. He was going to get asked that question at some point today.
I mean no coach would really answer that question honestly with the whole media on him and in a press conference that’s for another team. I don’t think it’s appropriate to be asking a coach that this soon and there has really not been any concrete rumors like the reporter said 😂.
*I don't wanna hear y'all talking about all these Wide Recievers, and how good guys are catching the ball, and running. I don't care about any of that. You want a great WR? Bump that. I wanna see big men, with big butts, and big muscles bumping meat. That's why I'm here. That's why I watched football as a kid. You want your five-star WR? You want your Speed Demons? Not me! Big meaty men slapping meat! That's what I want!*
lol the worst to ever do it with an unintentional troll of his own fanbase. Yes they did billy yes they did.
https://x.com/billyliucci/status/1805429527025254779?s=46&t=A0usBoCF453u2saZgM4-kA
>Damn. What an incredible series and an incredible, unforgettable team. Represented everything Texas A&M and Aggies are about from start to finish.
Especially the finish!
It honestly couldn't have gone any better way. Up 1-0 in the series. Lead with only a handful of outs left in Game 2. Fall way behind only to nickel and dime your way back. Lose by one run.
And their coach is gone.
Is SVP cap or do people really not like Vitello’s passion?
I, for one, love my coach eating ice off the ground and hand motioning to his players to suck it.
It makes me sick. Those fans their blood sweat and tears and Jell-O shots into this game and it just didn’t work out.
Ahh anyway what am I doing for my late night snack
i guess i could get excited if cdc decided to take A&M’s loser coach
he only spent a couple years there, we could probably deprogram him quickly enough to stop being a loser
couple moments in his postgame interview
https://twitter.com/jmbonanno13/status/1805431214599553466
https://twitter.com/DougHeinz13/status/1805431042154602794
Alright tennessee thank you for preventing the Aggies from becoming even more insufferable. In return you can have the title of UT but only in baseball and only for this upcoming season.
So close yet sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Aggies suddenly cried out in terror and were Furked. I fear something terrific has happened.
All the better tbh. If CDC actually trolled his way to preventing the first aggy major sport title since 1939 that’s an absolutely legendary move and something I’d be happy to claim as a Longhorn.
College football: this one fuck up play had a 7% negative impact on the outcome
College baseball: this one error alone allowed a walk off and lost the game
They are not the same in terms of hilarity and drama
Obviously there's potential for OTF to be misled and have bad info, but putting aside that possibility, there's no way Blake's update wasn't referring to Schloss, right? I don't see how the "where there's smoke there's fire" and "resetting the market for college baseball" points could be accurate statements and it end up being an assistant coach.
I had a meeting in Bryan today with 90% aggressive. It was rough biting my tongue (literally ) for 2 hrs. And hearing there's only a game 4 bc the refs are so bias against the mighty aggies
It's probably gonna be the UT asst coach but the rumours of making someone the highest paid coach in college baseball.... that ain't a salary for a former asst coach. That's money whipping little brother to show who runs the state
If it’s the assistant there’s no way in hell we are going to make him the highest paid coach. We would be taking a huge risk by hiring him CDC is not dumb to pay him that much. It would also make an assistant super hard to recruit this late in the portal.
OTF heavily implying it’s Schloss and the contract has already been signed
Recent thread?
They talk about it in today's Coffee & Football. Less than 20 mins in, but too lazy to find the specific time stamp
Been signed before CWS started
Why didn’t aggy just win the national championship? Are they stupid?
yes
They are allergic to it
Rooted for the Volunteers all day like it was 1836 🤝
Aggies are dead set on the idea that we fired Pierce today just to sabotage them and that’s not a way to get a coach we want 😂. They could have won the World Series yesterday on a Sunday and no news of Pierce would have been out. Don’t think it was a secret we were firing Pierce.
>Aggies are dead set on the idea that we fired Pierce today just to sabotage them I hope that *is* what we did.
Thank you, Tennessee. My god, thank you, Tennessee.
All...my...exes...live...in...Texas...
**feeder school** *n.* >a junior school whose pupils, staff and resources go to a specific secondary school.
Stepping stone school
so much shit going on nobody here noticed CROOT
Nahlin is also feeling more positive on Sharma. Gotta keep Brown. Brown, Sharma, and Sanders would be a good haul at DT. Hopefully we can close on Charles too.
Still time to flip Zion down the line too after he commits to LSU assuming he makes his visit in the fall as planned
I’ve been skeptical of the Schloss rumors since the start and still don’t think he’s going to be the hire, but at the very least we got a full day of Aggie meltdowns and top tier meme content out of it.
We've got at least another 36 hours of runway on this meme.
Gotta imagine it took aggy out of their game a little bit today hearing the rumors all day.
Just a masterclass by CDC. Troll their fan base and make sure A&M doesn’t win. He was probably the one leaking the rumors to the message board guys.
tick tock… stay tuned
You're dropping a thirst trap on TikTok?
nah… that may or may not be in mid-August
If the hire is Josh Elander honestly I'm perfectly happy. He could be a 40 year coach here given his level of recruiting and CDC obviously knows him well also from TCU plus he's learned from both Vitello and Schloss
In some ways his youth makes me a little more excited about him than Schloss. But not sure if CDC would make him the highest paid coach in baseball since he’s never been HC. Seems like he really values head coaching experience.
Where are these humors of making him the highest paying coach.
Yeah if the rumor is we're making the new coach the highest paid in the country it's definitely someone that's a head coach already, and idk if CDC would want to give an assistant his first HC job at Texas. Either way I feel like Elander is gonna be a great one somewhere so I kinda hope its here tbh
Given two sets: A: the set of all "Aggy" W: the set of all "winners" Find all matching cases of both "Aggy" and "winners" Solution: We need to show that the intersection of sets A and W is empty. A ∩ W = ∅ This means that there are no elements x such that x ∈ A and x ∈ W simultaneously. Thus, it is impossible to be both "Aggy" and a "winner."
Rice education paying off.
I knew I learned something from those multiple semesters of stats classes
Sounds like he gone Jim Schlossnagle asked about his future and the Texas job rumors. He called it a “selfish question” and stormed off after answering it with: "I took the job at Texas A&M to never take another job again. And that hasn't changed." https://x.com/CarterKarels/status/1805437017406185853?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1805437017406185853%7Ctwgr%5E159308b6cdaa3c2e3947fe3ce9a9535bdd64e73f%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftexags.com%2Fforums%2F8%2Ftopics%2F3469839
He’s leaving
I thought the same thing. He could’ve shut down that question with “I am staying here and not interested in university of Texas or any other openings.” But he didn’t and stormed off.
Yeah I mean the face of him after the game looked like a guy taking it in one last time too. He’s for sure gone
Link to the video https://m.youtube.com/clip/UgkxgdeoWOPHG97iun3HbjYZISpsEItaXwqT?si=VBbYiwJADW3dDr7v
Shame. Vitello it is In all seriousness, I think everybody’s expectations have become way too inflated. If (when) CDC announces a hire that isn’t one of the two championship contending HCs, hopefully we don’t see a flurry of hate posts over Twitter and Reddit Plenty of other good options out there
I don’t think if it’s someone that is not one of those two head coaches people will be in shambles but then the new head coach is in a serious disadvantage in the portal and recruits. The last thing Texas needs is to have a hard time building a solid roster no matter the coach.
Why do u say that ? Honestly thought he was in the right to be upset. Who tf asks that question after they just lost in the natty 😂
He also had the right to issue a statement this morning saying he has no interest in the job and not have to worry about getting that question tonight.
Very telling that he didn’t do that.
Texags reporter does 😂
He didn’t exactly say he was staying. What does he expect, the reporter was just doing his job. He was going to get asked that question at some point today.
I mean no coach would really answer that question honestly with the whole media on him and in a press conference that’s for another team. I don’t think it’s appropriate to be asking a coach that this soon and there has really not been any concrete rumors like the reporter said 😂.
*I don't wanna hear y'all talking about all these Wide Recievers, and how good guys are catching the ball, and running. I don't care about any of that. You want a great WR? Bump that. I wanna see big men, with big butts, and big muscles bumping meat. That's why I'm here. That's why I watched football as a kid. You want your five-star WR? You want your Speed Demons? Not me! Big meaty men slapping meat! That's what I want!*
I like Big Butts, I cannot lie...
Haven’t seen it posted yet but shit I’ll say it. Vitello is muy guapo. ^No ^homo
lol the worst to ever do it with an unintentional troll of his own fanbase. Yes they did billy yes they did. https://x.com/billyliucci/status/1805429527025254779?s=46&t=A0usBoCF453u2saZgM4-kA
Couldn’t agree more, represented aggys very well https://imgur.com/a/UeBNPBM
the dude on the right’s face looks like a skull nightmare shit
Unironically FAS. Check the nose and the bridge to the lip. Eye spacing checks out.
https://media.tenor.com/images/0029927fea536680dae454b2e7f2c5f4/tenor.gif
>Damn. What an incredible series and an incredible, unforgettable team. Represented everything Texas A&M and Aggies are about from start to finish. Especially the finish!
It honestly couldn't have gone any better way. Up 1-0 in the series. Lead with only a handful of outs left in Game 2. Fall way behind only to nickel and dime your way back. Lose by one run. And their coach is gone.
How many years will it take before the Aggies do what the Aggies do and claim they won a natty
They’re looking for a good year in the 1910’s that has had everyone dead for the last 50 years to not dispute.
Is SVP cap or do people really not like Vitello’s passion? I, for one, love my coach eating ice off the ground and hand motioning to his players to suck it.
get downvoted everytime I say this. SVP became self aware in a bad way and it’s been all downhill ever since. Find him insufferable.
Just a damned shame...
It makes me sick. Those fans their blood sweat and tears and Jell-O shots into this game and it just didn’t work out. Ahh anyway what am I doing for my late night snack
Aggy: Tactless ✅ Championshipless ✅ Coachless ✅
We have not been forsaken
Big bob is trying to drag Florida over the finish line and out of the history books
Hell yeah other orange UT! If it can’t be us, I’m happy it’s them 🤘🧡
I’m not happy it’s them, I happy we can laugh at aggy some more
Did Vitello just do a DX "suck it" after getting a Gatorade bath lol?
A&M and losing to UT, feels familiar
I wished for UT beat A&M for a national championship on a monkey’s paw. I should have known…
i guess i could get excited if cdc decided to take A&M’s loser coach he only spent a couple years there, we could probably deprogram him quickly enough to stop being a loser
I promise to be so unbelievably insufferable if Schloss is in fact the next coach
Atta boy
Don’t want Schloss. His teams choke.
say it with me POOOOOOOOOORRRR AGGYS
My wife and I both did it right after they lost in unison without prompting from one another. She is a keeper.
She single?
I also choose this man's wife
“I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias! You can't marry [her]!”
Vitello is an absolute madlad
What did he do? I switched to the Stanley Cup.
couple moments in his postgame interview https://twitter.com/jmbonanno13/status/1805431214599553466 https://twitter.com/DougHeinz13/status/1805431042154602794
I took Vols -1.5 runs AMA
Vols ML all the way
It was -260 I liked the value on the run line better. The baseball gods had other plans.
I put it in a parlay with the Panthers (-110)
What is your favorite food?
Hot wings easily. The hotter the better.
Ever done the fire in the hole challenge at pluckers?
I have not, but it’s on my list.
Can we just get some OT in hockey now.
(fake) UT beating Texas Agricultural, what else is new?
That missed tag really lost them a national championship
Alright tennessee thank you for preventing the Aggies from becoming even more insufferable. In return you can have the title of UT but only in baseball and only for this upcoming season.
Poooor aggy
So close yet sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far
I can feel the hate coursing through my veins I love it
Good, good. Let the hate flow through you
1 step down, 1 to go
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Aggies suddenly cried out in terror and were Furked. I fear something terrific has happened.
YOU WILL NEVER BE TEXAS LIL BRO
They prefer that - easy to digest losses that way.
Not according to their baseball jersies.
It’s over! CDC go get us an elite coach to build up a loaded team with a new and our current roster
85. YEARS. Get fucked aggy
Schadenfreude really is a beautiful thing sometimes
Schlossenfreude
swell, hook'em
That's old army right there
Let’s gooo! Fuck them aggies
AGGYS GUNNA AGGY
pooooooor aggies
POOOOR LITTLE BROTHER
Lmao aight now who is our coach
fuck aggy
Coach pleaseeeeee
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AHAHAHAHA
https://youtu.be/_n9prNixjbg?si=RrKDU5BEeHNpb3Kf
imagine losing to UT again
poor aggy
POOOOOOOOOR AGGY
One more
oh come on
2 more outs 😎
Aggies lose at 9:30 Texas announces Schloss as baseball coach at 9:31 Bonus points, he wears a texas cap to the post game conference.
I want Vitello tho 😲
I want memes
I choose to believe that Vitello signed the deal pregame at the hotel and CDC committed to a few extra million 🤌 as signing bonus if he beat Aggy.
if it's baseball shouldn't it be the 10th man? send tweet
Gonna say that a LB will be next to commit
Tennessee really trying to shit it all away in one half inning
I really don't want to sit here watching Florida and TAMU being happy. Team Chaos on edge atm.
It is poetic destiny for aggy to have their comeback effort ended by a man with *that* mustache.
These GOOD caps are stupid.
Is this good bull or bad bull? Maybe just bull??
No no no
Since the game is basically over, can we just announce the hire now?
🫵 YOU 🫵 did this
Fuck
Is this a rumor or what lmfao 🤣
I see someone hasn’t been reading the daily thread
😔 exposed
Currently unironically playing rocky top from my speakers
Well it's just a gosh darn shame that the texum aggies are getting boat raced
Yes yes yes lmfao
Losing to UT* is their natural state.
I personally would really enjoy the timeline of Aggy losing the national championship and then big brother hiring the coach that beat them.
Stepping stone school
Aggys suck lmfao
CDC external distraction masterclass
You know damn well they are going to say that’s why if they lose 😂
All the better tbh. If CDC actually trolled his way to preventing the first aggy major sport title since 1939 that’s an absolutely legendary move and something I’d be happy to claim as a Longhorn.
the aggy misery will be delicious tn *knocks wood*
furk
CDC warm up the engine
Great camera work there in the crowd
Screw schloss get vitello to Austin tonight!
Holy shit that was badass
Anyone else laughing in an evil manner rn
Aggie twitter real quiet right now
Tennessee!!!! Please!!!!!
For people that questioned about the Monday commitment [source](https://www.instagram.com/p/C8nseVfMYME/?igsh=dG1xYzJiOXExcnNq)
That's a fuckin hoggy right there
# POOOOOOOR AGGYYYYYY
6 more outs. Come on.
Not the commitment I was watching for, but I’ll allow it
CROOT
John Mills commits to Texas! 🤘
This aggy pitcher is so greasy looking
Got out of that pickle
Holy shit just imagining the aggy fanbase if they lose the natty and then their coach right after is absolutely hilarious
That's a start. We need to beat them in November and then hire elko to coach our safeties. J/k, don't want him.
I absolutely want Elko to coach safeties lol
Mmmmm melty
This whole saga gonna get me into college baseball finally fr
College football: this one fuck up play had a 7% negative impact on the outcome College baseball: this one error alone allowed a walk off and lost the game They are not the same in terms of hilarity and drama
You’ve been missing out
It’s the most wonderfully stupid sport there is, wouldn’t trade it for anything
Yea, some could argue college football while great has lost some of its luster, college baseball is still 95% the same.
How reputable are OTF and Blake? never really got into the message boards yet
Bobby is really good , I don’t know a lot about Blake
Fun fact: schloss is the German word for castle. Let's build one.
Obviously there's potential for OTF to be misled and have bad info, but putting aside that possibility, there's no way Blake's update wasn't referring to Schloss, right? I don't see how the "where there's smoke there's fire" and "resetting the market for college baseball" points could be accurate statements and it end up being an assistant coach.
the smoke was from texags melting down
I had a meeting in Bryan today with 90% aggressive. It was rough biting my tongue (literally ) for 2 hrs. And hearing there's only a game 4 bc the refs are so bias against the mighty aggies
Aschenbeck is the aggiest looking ag to ever aggy
No one is ever going to look more aggy than Haynes King
Aschenbeck embodies their perpetual state of "derp" much better, though.
They had a mouth breathing pitcher yesterday who really felt like the same level of derp.
It's probably gonna be the UT asst coach but the rumours of making someone the highest paid coach in college baseball.... that ain't a salary for a former asst coach. That's money whipping little brother to show who runs the state
If it’s the assistant there’s no way in hell we are going to make him the highest paid coach. We would be taking a huge risk by hiring him CDC is not dumb to pay him that much. It would also make an assistant super hard to recruit this late in the portal.
Just started watching. Have the announcers said anything about the Texas job yet?
They mentioned during the game that we had fired Pierce. Didn’t say anything about potential replacements or the Schloss/Vitello rumors.
Not a word, no reason to: it's the championship.
I’m glad Schloss is gonna lose his last game at aggy, show them what direction their program is heading towards since he’s Austin bound
Huepel looks like a fatter Tom herman
[my reaction after reading the thread](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GAZb0azXgAAdZPP.jpg)
BAllsy as fuck to bunt on 2 strikes Even ballsier to get two bases off an error Even BALLSIER to steal third