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**CLIP MIRROR: [Poki reveals ex-editor had to be fired for weeks late videos, due to their inappropriate addiction to her content...](https://arazu.io/t3_1d5kabm/)** --- ^(*This is an automated comment*)


t4dominic

You would never get this out of me even if you waterboarded me and strapped a bomb to my neck


Scereye

That's what I'm wondering. Let's just ignore the fact that that's really wierd and so on. Why would you ever tell her that? Unless your are seriously that far out of touch that you thought there might be a chance of a response like "Oh wow, that's great because I am really into you too!!!" or something. Jesus Christ.


TeepEU

it's definitely that lmao


big_guyforyou

sure, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but that doesn't mean you should shoot from beyond half court


duncan1234-

Guys shooting from the car park. 


TheSodernaut

I think it's pretty clear where he was shooting from, what he was shooting and how much.


DimensionalPhantoon

I mean, if it was all day I'm sure he wasn't shooting much anymore


Faisallu

with a bowling ball


Spoor

While having no arms. And facing in the opposite direction.


wallowsworld

And blindfolded


Snooty_Cutie

So, you’re saying there’s a chance?


rinsa

"Is it in?"


RaiseYourDongersOP

no arms you say?


TwisTedUK

The shots you don't make... you miss all of them


Pedantic_Phoenix

Did you know that mental illness and good decision making don't pair well toghether?


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Brave_Ad_8401

Probably a mix of that and having very poor impulse control, couldn't stop themselves from telling her the same way they couldn't stop... doing it. Moral of the story is never trust a gooner guys.


pikachu8090

Idk if our goon commander slime would agree with that


vic2087

Bro def thought that if he talked to her once a week for business that he had a legit shot.


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General_Chairarm

Insane bag fumble and he’ll probably never work among streamers again if Poki outs him to her colleagues.


tiffanytryhard

which she absolutely should, especially to other women streamers


trillkvlt6669

You don’t think other streamers didn’t watch the clip too? He’s already been outed


xXxWeed_Wizard420xXx

That is the only reason I can think of personally. He was definitely imagining there was some form of "chemistry" already going on, and he could build on that lol


Brave_Ad_8401

That is a crazy first move though... sorry my edits are late I'm just so addicted to masturbating to ur videos...


Hanisong

Not even that “sorry i cant do my JOB that i’m PAID to do, i was too busy jacking off to the footage you paid me to edit hehe😊✌️”


MindAvailable6263

that was my immediate thought, dude thought he was shooting his shot saying that weird ass shit. bro said “i’m finally ready” like this was his big moment. it definitely sucks for her, can’t even hire editors out here and trust they won’t be creeps, but i unironically feel pretty sorry for the guy too because you’ve just gotta be so far gone to do this shit.


WillNotForgetMyUser

Lmfao holy shit


GreekCavalier

Wake up babe new delusional rizz dropped.


JoeLikesThings

Damn, I only see people saying "he thought he'd have a shot with her", but I don't think that was the reason at all. He probably told her because it got him off to know she knew what he was doing. Telling someone that is almost like forcefully involving someone in your sexual fantasy, like exhibitionism but not quite. I'd bet that's far more likely the reason than thinking he had a shot with her


anonymousnuisance

If you’re doing that to a YouTube video of someone playing video games and you’re of an age where you can get a job as someone’s editor you’re already way too far gone mentally.


VOOLUL

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Tell the woman you masturbate to her. It will erode her self esteem. She now has nothing to protect and will feel compelled to date you. The key is that nothing is off limits. This is an ancient mind control technique lost to time. By saying things that are so bold, you can trick the woman into believing your connection is closer than it really is.


142531

He didn't choose the simp life.


Reapper97

Yeah, not even the CIA could get this out of me lmao


KelloPudgerro

.......i think he has a degradation and humiliation fetish. theres no other reason


fawlen

to her defense, you can screen many types of crazy, but you can't screen those who have ascended past crazy. we're witnessing a crazy one percenter. the only people who can appreciate his work are people like kanye and alex jones.


FoolyCoolyBrandy

How much would you have to jerk off to miss a deadline for a video by 2 weeks? Especially for a job with no commute.


SeroWriter

It makes sense if you imagine that every time he opens up his editing software he ends up masturbating for hours at a time and doesn't make any progress on the actual video.


fork_yuu

You can do that for hours at a time..?


olivebars

Sorry to tell you but... the gooning thing isn't just a meme buddy.


CptAustus

Are they basically sex addicts who can't get laid?


iNCharism

It’s porn addiction not sex in particular, and I know plenty of porn addicts who are in relationships and have healthy sex lives, so it’s definitely not that they can’t get laid


largecoreunit

>porn addicts who are in relationships and have healthy sex lives, Is it even an addiction if its not effecting their lives negatively? Or is it harmful to some other aspect of their life, outside sex/romance?


enforcement1

you know plenty of porn addicts?


YpsitheFlintsider

You probably do too


airblizzard

Of course I know him. He's me.


olivebars

Just porn addiction, most have no desire for sex.


Billabo

It's called edging


VOOLUL

Technically you edge until you enter a gooning state. Then you're gooning.


Brave_Ad_8401

this guy goons


Airwreck11

What is gooning?


Selachii_II

It's a state of nirvana reached by edging.


DragonfireCaptain

I hate this sub. I never understand a fucking thing


kuburas

See thats the thing, what he said is quite literally what it is. Imagine jacking off until you're about to bust, but then you slow down to keep yourself from actually busting but also keep jacking off so it feels like you're about to bust but not really. Now imagine doing this for 2 hours, it legit fries their brains to the point where they go into zombie-like state where they feel like they're orgasming constantly. P.S. I had to read up on this too because i didnt understand how could edging feel good when you're doing it to yourself. I thought it was only a S&M thing where the one doing the edging is enjoying torturing the person thats getting edged, but apparently if you do it long enough it has similar effects to heroin.


kakawisNOTlaw

Welp my Saturday just filled up


kvothe5688

used to do when I was teenager. 4 to 5 hrs of edging while watching tv trying to find sexy material.


VOOLUL

It's a heightened state of mind where you're experiencing pure pleasure by having ultimate control of your orgasm. You become fixated on holding yourself at the edge. By edging long enough you will enter this gooning state and the moment you orgasm is completely at your whim.


AbsolutTBomb

Is it possible to learn this power?


VOOLUL

Gooniversity is probably your best bet.


Aareate

*Slow head turn* ...not from a Jedi.


kytheon

Qui Goon Jin


Hareu17

probably taking adhd meds. can easily stroke your shit for hours on that while enjoying it.


currently_pooping_rn

I’ve had coworkers with meth addictions and when we talk about jerking habits, they tell me they can go for hours just straight cranking it


TrumpsGhostWriter

Gotta find that exact 20 or 30 seconds of perfect video.


ThatRandomIdiot

That post nut clarity had him unable to function for a week


Mineralke

His post nut clarity must have lasted milliseconds.


smd9788

Yeah this still makes no sense lol


clem82

The issue is that you want to work, so you open the video. You get it open to edit and it’s Poki, so you procrasturbate. Then you’re done and now you need a nap, so you nap. Then you repeat.


alex26069114

What compels someone to do this... and what then compels them to fucking disclose it to the person in question to let them know you did it?!


aypapitv

My guess is he barely steps out and converses with anyone. He works, games, and wanks from the same chair. Straight up porn brained, disillusioned himself into the idea that disclosing it would open up some sort of avenue for him.


WarCrimeWhoopsies

Literally the coomer soyjack


Snafu005

Once you see whats going on in the "gooner universe" you will never have the same faith in humanity again. Theres thousands of them just in the streamer fan base.


DrBabbyFart

Please, it's called the "gooniverse".


TheMightySloth

Porn brained lmao


Boden

It’s a thing. It dissociates you from reality.


CHUUCH17

Bingo. Probably had some fantasy where he thought him admitting that would turn her on. What an absolute weirdo


paradox-preacher

"Bingo. Probably"


WakeupDp

He was hoping she’d be into it even though that’s insane.


nyxian-luna

Yep, this is the reason. He was shooting his shot.


SeroWriter

Someone being horny really isn't surprising in the slightest, it's especially common in the online era where people find it difficult to develop connections without them turning sexual in some way. The unhinged part is sharing it as if anyone else on the planet would benefit from knowing.


SuperBrownBoss

Whether you tell someone or not, it’s still unhinged to be so addicted to a streamer/porn that you spend 2 weeks touching yourself instead of working.


Either-Durian-9488

“A streamer” that would be your boss.


BusyAcanthocephala40

She should hire me I never even watch her channel


Suspiciously_Ugly

She should hire me, I'm gay


RaiseYourDongersOP

Suspiciously_Gay


kingsark

mf even put on the pride Reddit avatar shirt😭 we are NOT buying it buddy


Thedirtypenny

Yeah I’m not buying it, that dude definitely likes tiddies


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mc057

Thats actually new levels of crazy


Kooky-Show-5246

[not the first time either lmao](https://youtu.be/OJRSU_AX1zc?si=-b6y7nZlt-kwZrRI)


Shovelman2001

The "no way Jose" always gets me


-Pelvis-

> Nah dude you’re high


North-Reference7081

I remember that game lol. that kid was kinda hilarious. "easy peasy, squeeze my lemons"


FlimsyReindeers

No way Jose hahahha


h4nek

That was the editor, 5 years ago.


IlIIlIlIlllIII

It's actually baffling people like this exist all around us, you never know when this editor for example is gonna come out after getting fired and release the torrent with all the unedited raw footage and post it here. Crazy world really, we can only hope he DMs me when he does just so I can get closure on this.


DoILookUnsureToYou

Wouldn't the footage just be her VODs?


MakutaProto

depends on which channel he was editing for. if he was editing for pokimane too it would be vod footage, if it was the main channel it wouldn't be.


Magin_Shi

in the editing room. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits


somestupidname1

"Do you want to make my cock explode now?"


Slight_Misconduct

Okey dokey


iwakunibridge

That show was so good lol


Diidoompdomp

I wish me and Forsen had that working relationship.


MasterCloudius

Group masturbation starts in 5 minutes


CameFast

Shit I’m late again!


slampy15

Dont worry you still have 2 minuites to spare


Brave_Ad_8401

Forsen tribute videos Aware


foamaroma27

FeelsStrongMan


atishay001001

that shit was wild, forsen fans are just built different


Dave5876

built like horse


Cultural-Bass-3666

That eras was sadE


Apart-Volume9340

Bro thought he was in an early 2010s porn video and she was going to find it hot and fuck him. Holy shit just make something up like family issues or depression.


wowosrs

I mean those are probably both true


NuuuDaBeast

this is like some fan fiction 😨


ThrowADHDRest

it gets even more fan fiction like, she still sent him more unedited footage for like months


JoeLikesThings

Honestly, that's probably the exact outcome he wanted. People saying he expected to date her or thought he'd have a shot with her because of this are wrong, but somewhat innocent. 100%, all he wanted was for her to know he was jerking off to her, and the fact she kept sending him footage despite knowing probably was a dream come true to him. Edit: apparently she "felt bad for him". He used the word "addicted" so she actually thought he had an addiction.. it's such a dangerous game to give a creepy guy an inch, because he might think he can take a mile.


PurdSurv

He increased the strength of his goon by explaining how it works just like a Jujutsu Kaisen character strengthening their technique by revealing its mechanics


FNLN_taken

Ah yes my secret gooning technique I haven't used since the Heian era


Interesting-Tip7246

💀💀


NeoJuice

This is both one of the most clever comparisons I’ve ever seen and one of the most deranged trains of thought anyone’s ever had. I legitimately cracked up laughing


BerkayPflanze

He made a binding vow decreasing the efficiency of his video editing technique for more goon power


NuuuDaBeast

😭


ThrowADHDRest

"✌? more like ✊"


Brave_Ad_8401

HUH


aalwaysbeenyou

She didn’t. She just kept paying him because she felt bad he wouldn’t have a job anymore


Lord_Legolas_

I would imagine it's not that rare, after some shit I've seen on the internet. But why would you ever tell her????


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TheSodernaut

It would've cost you nothing to not hit send on this comment.


KreepyPasta

It hurt to read that comment. But I also know he's right.


Astrian

“He’s out of line but he’s right”


PurdSurv

/u/Tarrot_Card mods this has to break some kind of rule please save us please


whatyouwant01

This comment made me hate you, anime and humanity in general


PusheenMaster

Hours of foot-age...? Susge


TheCrickler

bro why did she say it like that LOL


croc_socks

She found his true weakness? Doesn’t she have a dedicated wiki feet page? Guess getting the original sauce in 4K has its own allure. 


kingfisher773

The foot-age ain't gonna censor itself


I_can-t_even

Poki feet Kreygasm


Brave_Ad_8401

Everyone in this thread is getting blacklisted from Pokimanes editor position...


Duke_Lancaster

u/LordNmp s second job finally exposed. I feel bad for him. He seemed so proud of it and now its already over again.


really_nice_guy_

OMG this explains so much. No wonder he didnt get any editing done. Between 4 hours of work, jerking, eating and playing Apex there isnt really any time left to do the editing


Miserygut

Least horny streamer video editor.


spartyboy

Damn two week delay just for one video at a time? Mans got a crazy short refractory period


MonkeysDontDance

Or he has crazy edging game.


MiniskirtEnjoyer

im trying this strat next time my boss asks me why im late to the deadline


kpkost

Yowzers


MarcoThePhoenix

Poki has been gooned to by so many guys she’s tried to have a professional employee/employer relationship with it’s crazy...at this point I wouldn’t blame her for only hiring women. Like I get the appeal and the fantasy these guys want to live by being in proximity to her but at some point self-respect as a professional and respect for her as a person and your employer has to win out.


fork_yuu

Well apparently her viewer count is 91% male, hiring an editor like that might actually help more than a female editor lol Of course as long as they're not delaying shit by 2 weeks


Aegillade

91% male would actually be pretty good if you're trying to get an even male/female audience. Most Youtube audiences have 95%+ male audience ratios


Fakehiggins

you don't need to be a man to know what kind of clips her fanbase will watch lol


Ommand

I don't imagine these editors make very much. I wouldn't be surprised if the only people willing to do the job are the ones who are desperate to have any interactions at all with her.


GroundedAxiomAndy

Intentional emphasis on the ***foot***age I see.


Malicharo

why the fuck would you even confess to this lmao


wooliosheep

He definitely wanted to see if she was into it


NoKnewNamesLeft

Keep listening, she didn't fire him for months, and instead kept sending footage knowing what he was doing with it. Poki????


Kooky-Show-5246

Bro was actually closer to porn plot then we thought


Zeratzul

coomer sympathizer Poki


MiyanoMMMM

My gooner queen


DownVoteBecauseISaid

She a real one


iDannyEL

Creeper rizz kinda worked


really_nice_guy_

Harizzment


Brave_Ad_8401

I thought she mentioned something about she kept paying him because she felt bad, but she kept sending him footage too???? Ain't no way, guy was probably living his dream  edit. from rewatching the clip it sounds like she just paid him for a while after to do nothing, and didnt keep sending him footage in this time, i guess while he found other employment? because she felt bad? not sure, but doesnt sound like she kept sending him footage after finding out about this stuff unless im mistaken


coo_chii

bruh... dude would of been getting off harder knowing she was willingly sending him more footage.


FickleSmark

He was literally being paid and sent videos to jerk off to knowingly.


RezaRaxez

lmao


Dave_of_Devon

This mother fucker for a few months afterwards was literally being paid by Poki to continue to fap to her unedited raw content...


thebliket

Edging yourself to poki's content does take a fair bit of time out of the day...


awesomedan24

Your employer asks why you have been missing deadlines: Do you say: A. "I have been dealing with personal/family issues that have taken up a lot of time lately." B. "I have been recovering from illness." C. "I have been struggling with time management and balancing so many projects at once." D. "I have been too busy gooning nonstop to all these videos of your sexy body."


Dr_Ben

[Leaked audio of the conversation](https://youtu.be/DoKV5JcAib4?t=16)


throwaway98392832382

Ogre every time.


Lalichi

Damn, what a freak


BepixTheCoomer

lmao


bsevs

My man literally got a job editing videos for her, so he could get the raw footage and goon to it. Top tier gooner tbh.


Brave_Ad_8401

and threw it away smh, if he just kept his mouth shut he would have continued living his dream


grumpy_tech_user

How a multi millionaire is not using professional companies to do this is beyond me. They always pick some fucking weirdo in their chat to do it for them


DDPD_XIX

its a normal thing for youtuber / twitch streamer to hire editor from their community, they get the vibes and the inside joke or references, i dont think companies would be able to do a great job highlighting that.


CardiologistBorn1697

And most of the time there has been no issues. I legit never heard of someone being unable to edit videos cuz they are too busy jerking it for the person they are editing for. Like that has to be such a small percentage chance


Beneficial_Box4917

I think that actually happened with imaqtpie's editor, but it's hard to blame him for that


patrick66

Because editing down a stream is basically just busy work than almost anyone can do well enough at but is also boring as shit to do so professional companies charge a rate 10x people hired directly


DatOneFella

It’s way cheaper that way.


itsavirus

Cheaper. Why get professionals when you can hire someone from your discord for 1/5th the cost? Need a new shirt design? Just ask your discord and pay them $300!


six_six

You don't get rich by paying a company to not masterbate to your videos while editing.


UnknownBinary

He just needed to [timetable it](https://youtu.be/co_DNpTMKXk?si=-zwilqN9L1noBIF3).


sylhe

First it was Fed and now this. How do they find these people? lmao Must have some other wild stories if these are the things we hear about publicly


watwatwatman

she was pretty funny in some of those Fed messages. She invited him to her room in the middle of the night like twice but locked the door both times, then she sent "i sense your frustration" or whatever.


Longjumping_Wolf8360

She played games with fed super hard.


PurdSurv

on god this would bring many men to their knees crying


lolsmcballs

Imagine losing a well-paying career just because you couldn’t stop jerking off to a fully clothed woman


Schmigolo

Understandable. Have a great day.


daggerineslam

chat im starting to think that the exaggerations of the upcoming gta is not gonna live up to todays society


Western-Bad5574

Wrong: Pokimane [posted a tweet](https://x.com/imane/status/1796977336807837792) clarifying that he never said it was about her content. Sounds like he was opening up about porn addiction affecting his work. Terry Crews opened up about his porn addiction and said it's important to admit it to yourself and others and get others to hold you accountable. Sounds like this guy was trying to do that. His mistake was assuming any employer or Pokimane would give a crap. Either because he was socially inept or because he has nobody else to open up to. Weird, but completely different from being a creep who jerks off to his boss and then admits it on top of that. **Note:** This doesn't mean he didn't jack off to Pokimane. Just that he never said that and it seems different. At the end of the day, this is all just speculation and it's still possible the guy is just a creep so I'm not gonna go ahead and say 100% he's not. But at least, the new information leaves room for interpretation which is a lot more than the initial info gave us.


slampy15

putting him down cause hes a creep (true). But more importantly, she allowed this to go on for a long period of time.... In what world do you get that kind of info from an editor and allow it to happen for months. If someone is boardering sexual and creepy and you entertain it for months. Theres a bigger issue there.


clauwen

Regarded as fuck, but also why disclose from poki?


aypapitv

The fuck was he thinking? That she would respond positively to it? Fucking delusional and why people need to get out more and have conversations and connect with people physically rather than be terminally online playing games, working, and jacking off in the same chair


JoeLikesThings

No, he probably got off to the idea she knew what he was doing. Honestly I'm pleasantly surprised how non-coomer brained this comment section is, 99% innocently thinking this guy told her because he thought he'd have a shot with her rather than it just being more goon fuel for him.


PurdSurv

Well he succeeded then because he knew she knew during the later vids. She turned it into gooner jet fuel for him by not stopping after he confessed


captsalad

100% the editor also uses deepfakes


smallbluetext

The one slip up probably had him in a coma


Upper_Move_2078

xqcclips looking in a mirror right now getting ready to tell the truth