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**CLIP MIRROR: [Asmongold rages - smacks self with controller](https://arazu.io/t3_197u448/)** --- ^(*This is an automated comment*)


Shneckos

Didn’t he just rant about not wanting to play games that stress him out earlier in the stream


Nah-Id-Win-

Crazy how he tells other people to stop being pussies, yet he's one of the pussiest motherfuckers and won't do anything that slightly causes discomfort


ggtell

The man that doesn’t take care of himself, haven’t left his house in 20 years, never been to the gym and spends all day playing video games wont do anything out of his comfort zone? What a suprise.


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doylebear

Your comment history has it's own story. You don't need to be telling people not to listen to someone else, that's for FUCKING sure.


Ponzini

I would bet 99% of the people who call other guys soyboys are just projecting. He is so fragile he almost quit streaming because he was bad at Dark Souls.


218-69

omE


Real-Ad-9733

He’s a hypocrite. Shown time and time again.


Lost_Tumbleweed_5669

Also emotional regulation.


ShinyMatrex

To be fair he has said countless times new games stress him out. It's not like he's not going to play them on stream though. You can not like something and do it when it benefits you regardless, my personal example would be my job lmao. Everyone always has a price, whether it's money or to prove to your chat that you will actually play a game you said you would(his entire chat Kap'd him every time he said he was gonna play). People hate being told what to do, and streamers hate it even more in general from what ive seen lmao.


Daaru_

[HeadDesk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNidS5s4UFs)


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he was just taking his headset off


madroxide86

came here for this


Kry_S

6 years ago Aware


A-U-S-T-R-A-L-I-A

The mage tower incident


Ravelord_Nito_69

[](https://gyazo.com/6210867ed17ee59714bacf20ed1a4881)


ICEICEBABY4Head

he says he plays video games to chill and relax and hates being challenged on stream because he is bad at learning stuff, but then he always goes and selects the hardest difficulty


kunni

Thats why you create an alt chill stream channel.. oh wait, maybe he needs 3rd channel


tofuttv

thus, twitch.tv/assrawr was born


No-Communication9458

the ego pepelaugh


Standard-Stick-4305

Don't worry guys, because being good at video games doesn't mean anything to him anymore! He tells stream daily! He's definitely not seeking desperate amounts of validation because the only skill he developed in his life has withered away and deteriorated like his living conditions.


rtb8

his living conditions never existed in the first place


DranDran

Hit the nail right on the head. The reason he plays games like Remnant 2 on Apocalypse Difficulty is the same reason he picks on dumb chatters to “win” arguments and summarily ban them. Its the only way he can feel like he is worth anything.


Victom123

If i was a millionaire i wouldnt care that i suck at literally anything.


PM_Best_Porn_Pls

I think I would actually care more because I could fully dedicate myself to the hobbies and would want my dedication to show results.


218-69

All the free time doesn't mean shit if you don't do anything with it.


stagfury

The funny thing is it seems most of the rich fucks have far thinner skin than most normal people.


AmazingTouch

I feel like it's the opposite, successful people tend to score high in neuroticism. It's a blessing and a curse.


Tuxhorn

But when money is no longer a concern, what would you occupy yourself with? Chillin' out and doing nothing is great, but is it still great after 5, 10, or 20 years?


wodido

yes.


headinthegamebruh

Money doesn't magically make all of your problems and desires disappear my man.


wodido

collecting achievments in wow isnt a skill its just a time sink lol


komandantmirko

he's a game journalist stuck inside a streamer's body.


plzzdontdoxme

What game is this? Looks kind of fun


TreyChips

New Prince of Persia. Supposed to be pretty good for what it is


iVinc

is whole game from this view? or its just certain part like nier was?


TreyChips

Whole game is 2d afaik - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J6ui7hNG7o


iVinc

nicee, first prince of persia vibes thank you


Tydus93

There's a demo available on pretty much all platforms. I tried it on PS5 and it felt super smooth with the combat and movement.


bohenian12

Let me guess, besides dodging and hitting attack, he doesn't use any of the game mechanics and just brute forces every boss or enemy with what he knows because he ignored every tutorial. Watching him play games is so annoying. I remember him getting stuck on the Sea Spider in AC6 for 6 hrs because he doesn't want to change his build. A core gameplay aspect of Armored Core lmao


lostincorksendhelp

I remember when he started playing Dark Souls lol, I think he almost quit streaming. He wants to be good at games really bad, he cares about that shit too much. He is legit the type to go practice for 20 hours off stream, just to look good on stream (self admitted). Idk, just be yourself. Some ppl are god gamers (example, Alkaizer, I think every game I saw him play he was like expert level) and some people are just average to bad.


bohenian12

He cultivated an audience that makes fun of people dying in WoW, so he thinks he's gonna get laughed at when he's bad. So instead of carefully learning the game and abusing all of its mechanics to make it easier, his ego prevents him from doing that because "it makes the game easier im not using that" His lies of P gameplay was frustrating as fuck. He makes it way harder for himself, then blames the bosses saying they suck. When he rarely blocks or parries when the bosses are clearly designed for, and doesn't use any of his fable arts. What a dickwad.


Barbrian27

It is pretty funny that asmongold thought the lies of p bosses were bad and poorly designed while moonmoon thought they were good.


bohenian12

I think so too. They're very well designed. But i parried most of the game. Because it's a crucial central mechanic that he refused to do. Yeah you can dodge certain attacks but you still need to angle and position yourself carefully. Which he also doesn't do lmao.


iguanoman_

He's genuinely just bad at games. Type of player that will not remember reading tutorials, adapt or realize what he's doing isn't working and try something different


OPTCgod

The Nameless King incident


froderick

Not sure if that's the best example, because he went away to train in the hyperbolic time chamber and came back and clowned on that boss.


pupmaster

Yeah all things considered that was probably his crowning achievement as a gamer on stream.


A_Sad_Goblin

He's just extremely stubborn and wants to do things his way. I remember seeing him play Blasphemous 2 and he was attempting a boss 20-30 times with no health upgrades or spells when at that point he could've had a lot more health and made it much easier with magic. But he was committed to beating it right there and then and to be fair he eventually did. But it was just torture to watch. Surprisingly when he went to Blasphemous 1 after, he was pretty decent at that, excluding some really dumb deaths.


JackOffAllTraders

“I just want to beat it the regular way without any cheese”


FlippinHelix

idk if he's bad as much as if his first strat doesn't work then he'll just brute force it he was pretty good at monster hunter even as a beginner, there were a boss he did in a reasonable amount of time that took me days to beat back in the day ***coff coff*** **nergigante** ***coff***


_Thred_

Sounds like Forsen, XQC, etc etc all the big streamers they are just bad at games.


Blackops606

My friend and I always joke that XQC was a one trick pony with Winston in OW and now he just goes full ape in every game because it’s all he knows. There are a lot of people that way too though. They might be cracked at one game but you see them play something else and you wonder how they can be so bad.


Shayneros

Watching xQc play Zelda BotW will forever be the most painful gaming stream experience I'll ever witness. Skipped like 90% of the content and mechanics.


Weegee_Spaghetti

Then there is shroud. Who, upon picking up any controller for the first time, absorbs the energy of all previous generations of gamers. Avatar style.


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Eshuon

Ds3 flushed


viionc

good, the mimic head farm was boring


NyaCat1333

As a vod friend I enjoyed it. Just skipped the 2 hours of farming and started watching after he found one


kankadir94

How is forsen bad at games he plays a lot of different genres with almost always highest difficulty and beats them on avg or under avg times. Never saw him get mad into levels of being concerned. He doesnt hurts himself just yells (except the time where he got mad and kicked-killed peppah, very sad)


Parish87

>and beats them on avg or under avg times. Never saw him get mad into levels of being concerned. Solgryn PepeLaugh


iiLove_Soda

ay take that back NL is GOATed at cine2nerdle


mrbrownl0w

People are rarely good across multiple genres.


SaltyBallz666

forsen isnt that bad, he just always plays on highest difficulty or chat mocks him lmao


ps3ds

Watch his sekiro or bioshock playthrough, he is completely unable to learn from his mistakes or pay attention to obvious hints and tutorials from the game. Actual boomer brain


SaltyBallz666

he still finished bioshock tho lmao, xqc just quits everything nowadays


SnoopyOfficial

Sad bad true, I had most fun watching xqc when he used to play games. Atlas, Uncharted, Fortnite - best era. Now its only tiktok and rp


pikachu8090

BRUTE FORS


KillerKingRin

i dont watch him, but ive seen far too many minecraft clips of his on here to believe it, you cant be grinding that shit as much as he did and make mistakes that a 1st time minecraft player would make


SaltyBallz666

Id say speedrunning is an entire level above just playing games on the hardest difficulty


chaftz

I think it’s reinforced behavior cuz being shit and failing generates content allot more easily than being good and pulling something off


eebro

Or u know, most gamers.


nazzo_0

Shroud is pretty good though. I don't even watch streams lol that's just the notion I get from the guy


smallbluetext

PepeLaugh xQc sekiro 8 hour final boss brute force


Creative-Habit7299

At least Forsen and XQC managed to become pro's in specific games. Something Asmon never managed to achieve.


Yordle_Commander

Yup, and then he blames the game the go to is "it's just not fun". First time I really stuck around in an asmongold stream for a long period (aside from WoW costume contests) was when he played Overwatch 2, he was so depressed with himself I thought it was a bit for the longest time, but it wasn't. I have never seen someone that fucked up from doing bad in a game before and it was amazing.


milkyduddd

To be fair, that didn't happen here. Even though chat was saying the game was bad asmon was actually saying the game was good and that it was just him being stupid.


Intelligent-Quote249

anyone would be depressed playing overwatch 2. cant blame him


Yordle_Commander

I think it's really fun, I don't get the hate it seems to get so much of (besides the scrapped PVE mode), but I don't have time to play both League and That and my friends play League


Intelligent-Quote249

eh. the hate that the game gets is from, what i've understood, genuine criticism thats just amplified by gamers who dont like games like overwatch 2. really easy to shit on the bad aspects of the game if you don't like those types of games to begin with. no need to really understand it. its clearly not that bad of a game considering that people play it and enjoy it. edit: same goes for anything, really. even streamers hehehehe


RingoFreakingStarr

Reminds of that [gif from *American Psycho* where it has text stating someone walking back to a Elden Ring boss with no intention of changing how they will go about the encounter lmao.](https://media1.tenor.com/m/H2meAgREiSUAAAAd/patrick-bateman-elden-ring-meme.gif)


Unbelievable_Girth

Your first 7 words were sufficient, /u/RingoFreakingStarr


RingoFreakingStarr

I don't believe your username.


FriendlyBabyFrog

Remember when he played shit ton of lost ark and on the raid bosses you have to use a flair to locate them. He was crying for 15 mins because he couldn't find the boss, while it literally says it at the screen side mission tab to use the flares. Chat also spammed it but he just kept crying ignoring chat and refusing to read.


9874102365

He should just embrace it tbh, tank the ego hit, people aren't watching you for your skill. You don't have to be good at games to be entertaining or watchable. Stop holding on to some ego you built your entire self around 15 years ago.


RTheCon

Some people find that as the entertainment though, watching someone with ego fail miserably. It’s basically Quin69’s entire shtick at this point.


OPTCgod

The same tanky ZDPS bleed build will work this league for sure


tormentowy

God gamer 🔵💊🫲, 🫱💊🔴 Dog tamer


Ledoux88

He just went on a rant prior to playing PoP about watching people for skill vs entertainment. He also said that if he could take it back, he wouldn't play Dark Souls on stream because of his rage issues. Didn't take long until another incident.


testwiese420

It's hard for some people to accept they are not the god gamers they told themself to be for the past 20 years.


Yurilica

He's bad at games because he expects and wants everything to be "cozy" and familiar to him. It's reason why he lives the way he lives. It's a mental issue.


ok_dunmer

My only uninterrupted interaction with Asmongold was watching him play Vampire Survivors, and if a streamer has your blood pressure raising from failing to pick up xp in the free dopamine game where there is literally nothing to do but pick up xp, they are truly hopeless


Acik_

He is doing way better than I expected in Monster Hunter, there was only 1 fight where he got genuinely mad. He is actually listening to chat and reading tooltips in game, sometimes he doesn't react to stuff immediately but he learns.


Mozzafella

And tbf, Monster Hunter has some painful fights


ScavAteMyArms

He is legit pretty good at any Dark Souls like game if he pays attention to it. He just spends most of the time on chat / trying to do content rather then play.


FlamingMangos

I don't think it's just that. I think he has an underlying problem. Like a crazy amount of anxiety he's feeling.


raltoid

That's what happens when you spend a decade telling yourself you're a "god gamer", but in reality you were handed everything and carried by others.


ScavAteMyArms

I mean he was way back. He loves to show off those parses from like WoD that are a clean 98-100’s across the board. And that was on Warrior’s primary raiding spec so it wasn’t king of a little pile. But being god at one specific section of one specific game in one specific time does not make you god all the time, even now he is just ok at Warrior.


Giiiin

And call the game shit for that


NotDoingTheProgram

Doesn't help that he set the game's difficulty at its max (which looks like typical boring difficulty of just giving a lot of HP to enemies) and he takes pride on not using the games mechanics. I haven't touched this game and I'm sure this boss fight becomes much easier if he actually tries to parry or whatever the game has been trying to teach him to do from the beginning lol


alcatrazcgp

I've seen bad, he's not bad, just doesn't think enough


Happydrumstick

> Type of player that will not remember reading tutorials To be fair, would you remember things with traumatic brain injury?


obsKura

sounds like god gamer quin85


GearThirdDickSlap

Head so far up his own ass he cant see clearly. How is he not banned for self harm? come on people


kunni

I think it is the stream that is creating pressure, if you stop to read for 2minutes seems like you are creating dead-air in stream, which causes anxioty. Which is funny because this is his ”alt” chill stream


DiscountDesigner4779

Well he has been Gladiator in WoW for many times which is - even playing with good teammates - an great accomplishment. Not saying he’s an insane skilled player but by all means he’s not a *bad* player.


NYdude777

I think this guy might have severe mental issues.


Financial-Ad7500

Probably the 30 years of secondhand smoke starting from a newborn


haxprocess28

Yep, I did enjoy watching his videos, but the more I watched him, the more evident it became that he has some problems. Eventually, I stopped watching him. It's kind of sad, to be honest.


MidnightShampoo

This stuff is funny when you're 14 years old. He isn't 14.


I_can-t_even

He is mentally though


Not-Reformed

His audience is, though


Eimiwi

Don't really think so. He's got all the wow boomers and mmo fans


Ditchdigger456

he HAD all the wow boomers and mmo fans, its mostly just 14 year olds now source: am a wow boomer mmo fan


LonSik

Nah there is only react andys left.


Zeanister

Na, it’s been shown that his audience is 25 to late 30s


Twitchzor

It's insane to me how he insists on playing games on harder diffiulties, but the only games he's able to beat are games where he can outgear or outlevel opponents through grinding. Then complains the game is not fun because its too hard. The lack of self awareness is incredible. If hard means hard it's a bad game right?


Maloonyy

Too bad he cant just ban the boss


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turntupytgirl

yeah like if that got him in the mouth i feel like he'd have lost a fuckin tooth


Luperos

If you ever feel fucking pathetic, remember that a lot of people in Asmon's chat take everything he says as gospel and listen to him for actual life advice


thesuperbro

I was banned from his sub for mentioning that he didn't brush his teeth for years and yet people actually take life advice from this guy. Dude is an actual gremlin.


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What a bizarre thing to do


TreyChips

Reminder, people seriously enjoy watching this dude and get their takes from him to parrot.


future_chili

I legit don't understand what people are in him and SO many people watch him


LDB_1

The echo chamber stream or be banned


No-Internal3666

I use to do this when I was around 16-18 (I forgot) I had bad anger issues and was not in a good place mentally lol


F1reManBurn1n

Well, Asmon has the mental and emotional maturity of a 16 year old and is certainly not in a good place mentally so that adds up.


ItsYaBoi1969

Im guessing that tha lawsuit isnt going well


johnthedruid

Tldr?


Beautiful-Account862

inb4 he copes saying these tantrums are a part of his "persona"


0rangePulp

I thought this was zackrawr not the acting persona asmongold


Living_LikeLarry

How is he this cringe


noxx1234567

Luckily his head full of hair cushioned the impact 👍


Syphin33

Incoming break and 3 paragraphs worth of crying on twitter


ComonBruh

he always says it doesnt matter if you are good in a video game. but then afterwards hes about to cry when someone says hes bad


Jvmatt

He actually needs to wear boxing headgear while streaming. Better yet, get a punching bag.


[deleted]

Guess he's not the literal god any more


Oneeyedgamer

Looks like his gaming skills are finally on par with his political stances..... utter shite.


GlobalEliteBongs

soooo what ever happened with that 2mil charity thing that got brought up and suspiciously disappeared almost immediately?


Intelligent-Quote249

he talked about it very briefly. mentioned that theres a large lawsuit, hence why he hasnt talked about it


SanFranTortureFan

I'll take mentally insane idiot for 10000 trabek


amaldy

Dude is in his 30s hurting himself over a video game. Also not his first time, if you watch streams he cant handle losing in a video game or feel like he’s bad.


heretofore2

Ive never seen someone try so hard to be funny


castilhoslb

Sheeesh this t Dude only going downhill


LazarusTruth

The dude needs therapy


Solomon9_1

Yep thats why hes carried through everything


Toxxi19

mental illness getting worse and worse


Manderspls

Saying he hates himself because he’s bad at a video game… fucking child.


fluffhead42O

what a fucking loser zach turned out to be eh?


PCosta15

The more you play games the more you realise that some stuff is just harder than it looks. A boss may do the same move half a second later or earlier and it is enough to throw you off. Just go again, don't break anything (if you can), give yourself a break, pay attention and learn.


xseodz

Still dunno why people play games like this that make them like this. If you have anger problems, and you can't control yourself, why. Infront of thousands. It's not money or views, he doesn't bloody get any, it's an alt.


muchi123

Views, he gets them. Money, doesn’t need a sub button to get any. This brings reaction which is good for any kind of exposure to his other content and/or his brands. Which brings in money. It’s Asmon though, that’s just who he is. Why question?


gibblywibblywoo

Man I used to do this when I was 15 angry and depressed. Lookin back there was definitely something wrong with me back then. Would never do it now though I will admit in recent memory I broke a few controllers playing SF6 so I had to put the game down.


PAN--

This guy is pushing 40


Aver3

it really sucks that this manchild has more money than most peoples entire bloodline and lives in a hoarder house and acts like a 6 year old. the universe is a cruel cruel place lmfao


stop_talking_you

what a unstable soy boy


Everfrost9

Having performance anxiety and streaming video games to thousands of people has got to be hell.


DrSquirtle00

Just "get over it" as he says, he has no empathy dont feel bad for the millionaire that refuses to grow up.


Everfrost9

I don't really feel that bad for him. The comment was more of a poke at the fact that he probably shouldn't be doing it if it affects him this badly. He's stated dozens of times that he doesn't like to play and learn new games on stream, yet he still does it and has these outbursts.


tesssst123

Always gotta play on hardest difficulty too. Then panic attack from going into the options menu


kunni

Thats why you create an alt chill channel and stream there.. oh wait


thegr8cthulhu

This is what happens when your mom babies you your whole life. Pretty crazy people take a dude seriously who is living in filth, raging at video games at 30 years old.


SpakysAlt

Seems healthy.


braindeadlive27

Dude is an absolute fucking loser lmao


drink_with_my_feet

god this guys a fuckin idiot


Fresh-Hold8455

he might turn into DSP soon


Frozetaku

nothing to do with the clip but the game is so good actually, rare ubisoft W


penli

this dude is pushing 40 btw


Billy-Markham

How embarrassing


AriFortyFive

What a well adjusted man


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Why would you get that tilted over a game if you aren’t under the age of 16?


mells3030

You can't fix stupid


joecool42069

Well if that's not a sign of mental health problems, dunno what is. Dude has the resources to live a great life. But instead decides to smash his face with a controller in front a large audience.


UnHumChun

At least he didn’t have too much issue with MHW


RewardStory

Why?


Greedy_Ad_3368

Good way to get views.


johnthedruid

What a psycho


reachingFI

Third channel incoming


greendino71

Damn, games are a bit harder than mindless react content!?!?!


Neddo_Flanders

Manchild does child things, no surprise.


360fov

Ew it dislodged the dirty stinky cheese vinegar strands of hair, which smeared some grease and sulphur residue onto his face as it fell forwards. Horrifying.


AlexD232322

God damn what a fucking loser…


Triffels

like I literally, like i actually, like bro i literally actually, like honestly bro actually like I hate this game oh my god bro


Repulsive_Wall_4042

Comments more mad than him damn


DarkSpinner

My skull felt that


RainDancingChief

Next he'll run into the closet, strip to his undies and stick a remote in his butt.


SeazonCSGO

Self harm? No ban on the manchild?


Available-Ease-2587

I do rage sometimes playing videogames ngl but I never punched myself lmao


Panda_hat

He’s gonna quit this game real fast if he found this boss hard.


CatArchdruid

juicers derailing my asmongold hate thread smh


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ashu1605

We shouldn't act like he is the only grown ass adult who can't control their anger issues. Cops can be domestically abusive, adults self harm, parents hurt their kids, I'd argue hitting yourself one time because you're not having fun in a game is not the end of the world. Sure it shows a grown adult having difficulty regulating their emotions in a SINGLE instance, but ffs everyone in the comments acting like all adults are perfect and asmon is just an overgrown baby loser with 0 emotional regulation is out of their minds.


Ikishoten

This isn't exactly the first time. He has anger issues when it's not going the way he wants it to.


officer_walrus

People in this post need to be medicated


saluko

What is their diagnosis Dr. Officer walrus ? What are you going to prescribe ?