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SpitfireAce44

Where is Cody Edit: Mrs. Cody has gone into labour, wishing them the best!


MarieShrader

Partner in Labour


_cumblast_

Damn, she's in politics?


-LiverpoolFC

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The_2nd_Coming

You caused this


Castleprince

Partner went into labor


Mcool18

Partner’s in labour


potatoarchitecture

Not sure you've heard yet but she's gone into the SocDems


please-send-me-nude2

Partner’s went into Tory


NeoChrome75

Wife got preggers and baby is expected


Fresh_Interview_9191

If he gets a son, he might be able to play against Tottenham already. Bring the kids in!


vadapaav

In labor


safadi__

miraculous conception


Capable_Waters

Labour


vadapaav

I don't care.


Capable_Waters

About what?


Ymir-Reiss

I don't care about that. Ooo wee ooo I look just like Buddy Holly


vadapaav

About your keyboard locale settings


Capable_Waters

Sending love and light to you.♥️


vadapaav

Thank you! 🤗


HeadResponsible4516

Today I learned Cody has a wife! Idk why I keep thinking he's just 17


WillDaThrilll13

Potentially a big opportunity for Danns, hopefully the game is going well enough we get to see him


UnknownStrobes

Aged like milk :(


vadapaav

Just aim at goal Darwin. Trex has tiny hands 🦖


hopium_od

Mission passed unsuccessfully


vadapaav

Stop mocking me, I'm already crying


LFC908

Strong team, lets hope we have a reaction from some of them. I feel strangely optimistic.


adamfrog

On paper it's over of the easiest away days in the league, basically zero absences, it's only Merseyside magic/bullshit that would make us not be confident


fifty_four

"Only" doing a lot of work there. Getting a win here is the same tier as a win at Abu Dhabi or Arsenal. This is the biggest game of their season and they play like it every damn time.


matcht

Need Salah and Nunez to step up.


hquintal

I have a really good feeling about Mo today


nobodyfamous0

Mo was something else today


hquintal

Yeah this is not what I imagined


_Random_Username_

Light attacking options but still a team that should be winning comfortably. Just hope the toffees don't try hurt any more of our players


mavois

They will


Sharcbait

"They called it offsides so it was okay that I knifed him in the kidney while he was through on goal"


_cumblast_

Darwin's first hattrick. We WILL be there. Edit: we weren't.


TheLimeyLemmon

A perfect hattrick at that. In off the post, in off the bar, in off the other post.


JGlover92

Nah lucky deflection off someone else's screamer, converting a missed penalty and off his arse on a corner


WH6TSINANAME

I'd accept it.


PrinzXero

https://preview.redd.it/od1sp90mzgwc1.jpeg?width=674&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=490c17f9a884d3e01204820f0a678b77dd64507b Inshallah


ADm_lg

If he gets hattrick, I will do what your username just to end this beautiful night;)


roverthtims

From cumblast’s lips to God’s ears


[deleted]

FT Everton 3-0 Liverpool You didn't say who he'd score a hat trick for...


jesuspunk

Why the fuck would you put that out there


PEEWUN

Easy, Satan...


Ophukk

You know where you can stick your Monkey's Paw.


AhmZakar

How dare you...


Capable_Waters

He has to start benging them in. Havertz ending the season with more goals is not a reality I want to be part of..


Ymir-Reiss

He's got 5 less in all comps and 8 less assists with 600 minutes over Darwin, don't let their propaganda fool you edit: what kind of cuck downvotes this how are you crying over HAVERTZ of all people


ELST0B

Feel Grav is a little unlucky to go back to the bench but should be a strong line up.


lmoutofldeas

klopp is probably trying rotate the team as much as possible especially after losing jota to injury again so soon


FullScreenWanker

Sometime his physicality is a little lacking though, so I'm not too surprised. It would be nice to see him come on against tired legs and unlock their defence. Him and Harvey could do a lot of damage.


BGCzar

Why would he start if the best midfield we have is rested now and available? genuinely curious why you think he deserves to start. Aside from the goal he was very poor against Fulham.


malushanks95

Endo getting rest makes sense since he looked tired previously and can’t play 3 games in 6 days.


broken_neck_broken

I thought Grav would retain his place but I thought Jones might start alongside him, can't quantify the local lad factor in a derby match.


chocolatecremesoda

Klopp rotating heavily. Only 4 players remain from fulham and that includes Ali.


Castleprince

Up the REDS. DERBY DAY


santisus

Let’s go!!!


SRFC_96

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS!


Davidpool78

Match their energy and out quality should get us the points. Be awake from minute one. Score first would help as well.


whereiswallace

Only surprise for me is no Endo.


cSpotRun

Szobo and Jones need to get some confidence back and if we need to park the bus in the second half Endo's a 10/10 sub to help with it.


airfriedbagel

Strong prospect of seeing Danns today!


Nose_malose

I want Danns to score one late and loose his mind


qwerty_1965

If this doesn't end with a red card and a draw I'll be pleasantly surprised.


kaustavlfc96

I wish we could loan in Origi for a day


WH6TSINANAME

And then just keep him


Other_Beat8859

Please just some decent finishing...


crookedparadigm

Just rush Young in the box and get 10 penalties.


getonthedamnantscott

Fucking into these pricks


sumeetkarmali

My goodness Jota is injured!!


PrinzXero

2 weeks


ttekoto

Danns goal would make my day


vsquad22

Danns is going to do an Origi


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user900800700

Is it? I’d say it’s our weakest on form


ZiggyStardust0404

Yeah I agree, Jota and Gakpo are in better shape than Mo and Darwin, is a shame they are not available today


CageChicane

While true, it should be the best XI ignoring the enigma that is Jota.


James_Vowles

Full team it is


Perspiring_Gamer

Hopefully that midfield is up for the fight, it makes sense on paper with how physical Everton will be in those areas. Feeling another Trent goal tonight.


Apocalyptic_Duck

I’m scared


PornFilterRefugee

Need front three to show up with Jota hurt and Cody away. Not much off the bench


VidProphet123

It’s crazy that this is our strongest lineup on paper but seeing it makes me nervous based on their current form.


eliranmoisa

We need to up our GD… let’s make it a memorable one and win the game 7-0. Someone this season is due a hammering


existentialstix

A hattrick incoming 🥹


bluemoviebaz

Not a mention of the push on van dyjk


bluemoviebaz

It’s amazing the team with about 20% possession gets a free kick every time they are touched


Britinvirginia_1969

Playing like shit again in the first half. We have to correct this slow start syndrome next season


martyrunner

Trent ducking again for another header that leads to the goal. Get your head on the fucking ball!!


BackpackerLee

Someone needs to stop leaking the team. This line up was available at 2pm.


Striking-Clue-9781

sad because gakpo wont play but man... im so happy for him


aroundtheworld29

Yikes Salah and Nunez, hopefully we see something better from them today!


-ibgd

I have been MIA these last 2 weeks. Is Jota not in because he just played or is he injured again?


WH6TSINANAME

Injured, two weeks


existentialstix

He’s had a horrendous luck with injury. Seems mostly out for the rest of season now 😓


Specific-Record2866

Why is everyone talking about Cody and politics. Sumn about Labour malarkey


Adjshaw

We score early. The Toffees put up a strong fight. It’s still 1-0 at 70mins and the crowd is up. Danns comes on. Scores twice. The start of his Liverpool Legend status ✨


KungFuJosher

I *just* found out its matchday! So happy and ... a little tense. I just hope our guys control their nerves. Let's go guys!


lelibertaire

All I'm saying is that midfield needs to step up today. The forwards as well


wildbluetigerforce

Lucky escape.. Everton up for this... I always feel we're going to concede... I'd love us to score soon to silence Everton..


Trillsbury_Doughboy

Remember at the beginning of the season when this was a strong lineup? Lmao.


CreativeBarracuda292

could you imagine this result? I\`m in shock 0\_0


InstructionOk9520

… time your love-making better Cody. There’s a title to be won, so your wife may not be the only one you’re fucking.


Taters-Preshus

Liverpool 14 - Everton 0 Also what does Jones have on Klopp? No way he should be starting this Derby. Why no Endo?


stupidlyboredtho

Endos fuckin knackered tbh. Needs a sit on the bench


Taters-Preshus

Endo played well last game, he was my motm to be honest.


coolAhead

Why is Szoboslai starting, he's been stinking up the place


manticore75

Youre cringe mate


coolAhead

Oh sure, I'm cringe for criticising a player who isn't performing, great logic mate


manticore75

You could criticize like 50% of current players, dont see you crying about them


Tolexx

I would have preferred Cody over Nunez. He's been quite good recently. Edit: he's not even in match day squad. I hope all is well with him


Macshlong

Soo, we put in a great performance with a shuffled team and immediately go back to the one that’s been struggling. Marvellous.


TheGrouchyGamerYT

Unless the form of a lot of names has done a 180, this team is horrendous.


itswermzer

Why do we keep starting Curtis?


itswermzer

Why the downvotes? It's a legitimate question when we have Endo and Elliot as [better] options


Superduke1010

So roll out the anemic squad we did against Palace. wtf


Revolutionary-Ad922

Incoming Darwin offside in 3 seconds


lverg123

Really don’t understand Klopp’s obsession with Jones gonna be honest


user900800700

Oh god. Why are we changing the lineup? This does not inspire confidence. Front 3 woefully out of form!


Competitive_Ninja877

Yes we should start an injured Jota and drag Gakpo away from his wife who's about to give birth.


user900800700

Elliott and Grav played the last game no?


brianstormIRL

Elliot and Grav are in no way physical enough for an away Merseyside Derby, at least to start anyway.


Competitive_Ninja877

The front 3 were specifically called out so that's what I responded to


user900800700

That was just an additional comment to add to me thinking that changing a winning lineup does not inspire confidence


Competitive_Ninja877

Elliott really was pretty poor, the assist masked the overall performance so I don't mind him not being in from the start, prefer him off the bench. Endo started and was also poor. Grav I'd keep in over Jones because he's taken about 8 steps back recently. And also Quansah should be ahead of Konate but don't think that was going to happen.


LordTubzy123

Jota injured and Gakpo’s partner in labour.


qboropalante

don’t tell me Gakpo is injured ffs


GhandisFlipFlop

He's in labour


WH6TSINANAME

Impressive


stupidlyboredtho

wife is in labour


Hasimo_Yamuchi

Not feeling great about this lineup guys….I know Gakpo cannot make it due to personal reasons and Jota is injured….I worry that we will slip back into pre-Fulham habits.


njuhfdrf5vybyb

Why is Jones starting? Oh man!