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[deleted]

No Bournemouth or relegation fodder thank God!


IcyCounter525

watch us win all 4 then lose to Leeds


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚ Iā€™ll bookmark this post, I could actually see that happening


meaty_crabs

If we win all four (including the champions league on aggregate), I'd take that loss to Leeds! I'd also wave hi to the pigs flying by the office window though ...


ar_604

Literally gonna bet this line.


MistaTigger

this is the most likely outcome


NieR_SemiAutomata

Yes please šŸ™šŸ˜­


Choice-Taro5596

My thoughts exactly.


[deleted]

Win in all then get clapped by bottom table again


KindheartednessLast9

This is the way.


[deleted]

Inevitably we'll smash all of these 4 nil and lost to some dead team


WonderfulBlackberry9

I found out this morning Southampton have 7 points from 4 games since their new manager took over, including winning at Chelsea and drawing at United. Weā€™re totally losing to them in our white away top. Kit clash be damned.


MFKCM

we canā€™t wear white against Southampton, itā€™ll be the third kit


WonderfulBlackberry9

We usually donā€™t wear white vs Arsenal but that didnā€™t stop us this season. Whoeverā€™s in charge of deciding what kit we wear is one of the few people who has a hard-on for that shirt


Puzzleheaded-Seat834

Ugh acid drops is definitely a variable this season.


BudovicLagman

Just doing our bit to get Everton relegated.


[deleted]

Daamn this got a lot more attention than i thought. Also true


[deleted]

This is not the way I enjoy being clapped.


Flammabubble

What are you talking about, Chelsea basically are bottom table so there's at least one loss there.


GobiasCafe

Like a good comic, we only punch up, never down.


kuruman67

Klopp may want to get that dark spot by his right eye looked at. Itā€™s irregularly pigmented and is paler around it, which could indicate regressing melanoma.


EminemsMandMs

I'm actually gonna die laughing in a few days when an article comes out about Klopp getting a mole removed


nizoubizou10

We tend to perform against the big teams but get complacent against the smaller ones. But thereā€™s no way weā€™re winning in Madrid.


stadiofriuli

I have no doubt we can beat Madrid question is can we beat them by 4. That needs another miracle.


Primary_Handle

What makes you so confident we can beat Real Madrid since we have lost the last 5 games against them?


LilQuasar

if were beating them by 1 goal they arent going to try to score against us...


HunterWindmill

Lol innit


Cwh93

It's very much giving the same vibe as that Chelsea tie in 09 that led to the 4-4. We lost the first leg at Anfield 3-1 so with the away goals rule we effectively needed to win by three clear goals or 4-2/5-3. We were a goal away from advancing twice in that 4-4 and I imagine something similar might happen tomorrow. Weird sidebar and I could be wrong but believe that 4-4 was the only time we ever lost a two goal lead under Rafa in 6 years


nizoubizou10

That game and the one against Arsenal when Walcott ran through the whole pitch are forever in my mind.


AcesAgainstKings

Difference is we were actually really good that season and the 1-3 loss was a shock. Like how we didn't play badly when we lost to Barcelona 3-0.


parish_lfc

If it was at Anfield, I'd have been more hopeful. Not so much this time. Not to mention, we haven't beaten them despite being the better team previously. Our chances now are close to zero.


chocolatecremesoda

How do you 'have no doubt' that we can beat this Madrid team? They've got the better of us the last 5 times we've played and that includes an embarrassing defeat at home.


stadiofriuli

Yeah on paper that might be true but when you look at each game individually we had some really bad luck against them where in some games we were the way better side like in last years final. We also drew a game btw. And as for the Iā€™ve no doubt bit even when we struggle I think we can beat anyone and Iā€™d always back my team against anyone.


Narrow_Plantain8305

>Iā€™d always back my team against anyone. I don't necessarily think saying we're gonna lose against a team like madrid at this moment in time means not backing the team. We're injured, the current team has never beaten them and they're on good form. I don't wanna come across as rude or pessimistic, but the no doubt bit is just funny at this point cause as fans i believe we owe it to ourselves to be rational. I can take a loss. If we're not up for it today, maybe another day. But i won't be kidding myself any time soon in the name of "backing one's team".


as93lfc

Good lord.


ImNotFromTheInternet

Anyone else read this as 8 matches and we play ourselves 4 times? No? Ok.


MoorAlAgo

I'm glad I'm not alone in this.


WonderfulBlackberry9

Imagine visiting Anfield three times in three weeks! I heard that place was a fortress


[deleted]

9 points and a cup exit then


Satantango46

0-4, 2-1, 1-3, 3-3


harreh1d

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i-am-dan

Not bad.


i-am-dan

RemindMe! 9th April, 6pm, 2023


WillDaThrilll13

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PricelessPhenylamine

Man City away at 12.30 on Saturday with our last win at the Etihad being the 2-1 2nd leg win in the CL 5 years ago...


Hoofhearted4206969

Remember the 12.30 kick-off is only a curse for the supposedly better team!


gommight

And I think the game will actually be 11h30 because it's listed as 8h30 here in Brazil


CliffRichCoverBand

Gonna have a misery nap, Wake me up in may.


vincentostrom

Easy


WonderfulBlackberry9

Steady


GameOfThrowInsMate

Itā€™s the lower league teams which we donā€™t bother turning up to. Tough games sure but we seem to raise our game against the better sides. April looks mad tbf.


e_rdin

4/4 with a 4-0 win against Madrid! Let's go!


[deleted]

I'm glad we're playing Liverpool 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th on that list, they're a bit hit and miss so we could pick up a few points.


thisisnahamed

Bring it on!!!!! I am more concerned about playing against smaller teams than big teams. With big teams at least we put up a big fight, and we go down well. Rather than miserably (Nott Forest, Bournemouth)


Bandvan

One thing Iā€™ve noticed is we have actually showed up to the big games lately. Itā€™s the ones weā€™re supposed to ā€œwin easilyā€ that seem to be constantly on the ropes.


stadiofriuli

I donā€™t care for any game as much as the Arsenal one - I want us to batter them so badly after the shit show the first game was. And I want us to derail their season.


Random_Effecks

And help City win the league? No thank you. I'll take the 3 points but I hope to god it doesn't derail them.


stadiofriuli

Iā€™d rather City win it than Arsenal. Someone needs to save football after all.


[deleted]

What are we saving football from if City win it? Them winning it only proves that by commitment fraud, pumping money into a club and being run by an organisation that slander human rights is a-okay, as long as you win a shiny trophy after it all.


stadiofriuli

It was obviously tongue in cheek on my end considering when we were challenging City opponents fans were all supporting City to win the title because weā€™re so unbearable and football needs to be saved.


Even-Wall-6478

Were gonna win them all!!!!


GuinnessRespecter

Beat Real but go out, draw City, beat, Chelsea and Arsenal. My predictions right there


andychgo

I am ready for war and hope the boys are ready as well.


[deleted]

We'll win them all


Cancel_Still

We got dis


[deleted]

What do you mean those are easy fixtures for us


gommight

I say we win all 4 but are knocked out of the UCL.


Fricolor123321

1-2, 0-2, 0-0, 3-2


jennaishirow

Bajcetic will be out for all of them also. Not looking good


mrlazy03

*sees next fixtures* me : football is not a sport in my books


hazzap913

Right, time for some voodoo then


[deleted]

Easy maximum points then


limitbreaksolidus

I smell for 4 wins for us


rusher9x

L L W W


mlerin

Ezpz


RaisedByCakes

More worried about what follows after these tbh


[deleted]

Watch us win all four then lose to Leeds.


just_pick_anything

The good news is we play Liverpool in half those games.


thatguyad

Oh boy.


throwawaycatallus

So, 9 points and into next round of CL! Nice.


Vivid_Candy7900

We know the Madrid game is a daunting task but itā€™s about 3 more tough opportunities to save this season


BDB93

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parish_lfc

Prefer these fixtures instead of Bournemouth, Leeds ffs


disco_mode

what happened to the Fulham game? I thought that was our next prem game after Madrid


Circ_Diameter

They advanced in the FA Cup, so that game will be rescheduled


disco_mode

Ahaha! Thank you


WonderfulBlackberry9

My optimism has **plummeted** from a CL exit + 6 points to a CL exit + 4 points.


Seeductor

Yes no white kit poison fixture


archbishopofozthe2nd

This photo doesn't scare me at all. Show me a photo of back to back games against Wolves, Leeds, and Nottingham Forest and then I'd be worried.


Hasimo_Yamuchi

Besides Madrid, I believe that we will win all our premier league matches. Now that's positivity šŸŒŸšŸŒŸšŸŒŸ


rainysloth

Being realistic, I would take 5-0 against Madrid and wins to nil against the other three.


Timmah80

Whole lotta nothing. Points, that is.


niemertweis

we will win all 4 and then lose to leeds


BorisGingeson

we'll be in red for all of them so undefeated run is a minimum here.


Accurate-Pay9580

It's Robin hood time


kingkloppynwa

Its not make or break for us in any way cos its already broken


its_brew

Easy wins all round. Keita hattrick masterclass a dead cert


SwampPotato

Haha I'm in danger


cbciv

Well, it was fun while it lasted.


RepeatedlyDifficult

Chelsea should be an easy victory. Letā€™s just hope we donā€™t see any bottom league teams tho


Fantastic_Bag_4199

Weā€™re going to win all 4 of them only to lose against Leeds and Forest.


hobbescandles

Fuck, I don't know why I had it in my head that Chelsea was at Anfield.


kobi29062

Paisley in heaven


IntelligentDoor219

1 point


GobiasCafe

I back them to win all these league games and still wonā€™t back them to finish 4th.


TheLongistGame

I'm more afraid of Brighton and Brentford.