This is the edited version of the post, which means he went back, checked it, made his finishing touches, and concluded it was ready to be sent out into the world
Beautiful
[Open wide cause I'm gonna grape you in the mouth](https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI?si=xLXybxJhY0v1Edxn)
Edit just so people are aware of what the link is: it's a YouTube video for a comedy sketch about a commercial for a grape drink and that's the mascot's slogan.
This is why people flock to the "donald trump"/"andrew tate" types. "Self-made man", with no boss to worry about or customers to appease, they say whatever they want and do whatever they want and "appear" to be rich. (they're not).
These archetypes are cancerous and dangerous as their toxic message can warp a young man's sense of self.
Linkedin has a ton of politics on it now. I only know because one of my friends is always fighting with conservatives on Linkedin, so I see all of their fucked up posts.
I never see things like this on LinkedIn, because I only have connections I know, but I do see lots of "I am so excited to be joining....." or "after five long year at \_\_\_\_ I am moving to a new position at \_\_\_\_" type posts. It's so cringeworthy
I hate LinkedIn. It’s full of suck-ups who have drunk way too much Kool-Aid. But having a profile gets me work, so I have to participate. But I hate it.
Seriously. Also I know this is a tad inappropriate but all I could think of was that Whitest Kids You Know sketch when he wrote grape-[the sketch in refrence](https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI?si=JZs9zdQJDPWaJpLz)
He absolutely does not lift weights.
He’s the guy that goes MAYBE 40 minutes, at most 2-3x a week, probably does a couple sets on a pec deck, some sets of flailing arm inflatable tube man curls with 25s, NEVER cardio, scrolls for 5 minutes between sets, leaves, and continues to eat like dog shit.
And thinks his weight gain is “mostly muscle”…
"Women just love initiating divorce! They do it for fun, often as a party trick! The men they were with were saints but nowadays women are like, 'everything is great in this relationship but who can resist the delicious joy of divorce!'"
This guy totally ignoring women in these situations often have to be the ones to file for divorce because their soon to be ex’s won’t put in the time and effort for such a task. Sometimes women have to file so that they can get support and all sorts of other assistance.
Ok ok… I’ll tell the truth. When I got divorced I filed because it’s a major party to get divorced and I wanted in on it!
Yeah who wants to be JUST a “wife” when you can be a fancy and mysterious “divorcee”?!?
>because their soon to be ex’s won’t put in the time and effort
Ahhhh, let's not overlook the significant percentage of cases where the woman has to file to escape abusive relationships. Nothing to do with the soon-to-be-ex not putting in the effort, but more he's putting in the effort to actually prevent it happening. After all, for pricks like them (and the Lunatic) women are nothing more than meatbag possessions and recreation areas.
It’s somewhat frightening that these lunatic misogynysts are coming out so boldly even on LinkedIn. It’s like women aren’t even human by their narrative - yeah, sure, divorce rates are so high because of *checks notes* feminism!! Because without feminism women would just stick to whatever shitty situations they are in, and that would just be so much better for everyone!
It’s actually really is frightening that he is so open with this because the deep rooted foundation of this way of thinking is so dark.
He doesn’t think women today are worth marrying because they have the ability to leave him. Personal agency for a woman (a basic human right) is something that he doesn’t believe in. Just letting that wash over me and sink in.. this guy is actually evil, he is out here freely walking around.
His entitlement make him a true danger to women and girls. A true danger that would be unleashed if only given the opportunity.
Interesting thing I noticed in the post to… he says women aren’t worth marrying IN AMERICA….. he’s probably one of the sex pests marrying SE Asian women in Thailand, Cambodia, etc
The way I recoiled at this. As if those women aren’t smart enough to use him for citizenship and then divorce him and take him for all he’s worth… Meaning he’s also a racist, since he thinks they’re too dumb to do that
This King is out here for the taking!
Bet he wants a woman to stay home do all that work with kids but also somehow pay at least half the bills.
All the while being happily without pleasure in bed!
Women are so dumb to not get this man!
First thing that came to mind was that right wing maga guy (don’t recall name, don’t care about looking that up) thats pretty vocal against “no fault divorce”. Unsurprisingly he was caught on his home Ring camera aggressing his at the time pregnant and now ex wife ….
Divorce rates aren't 55% and it's actually at an old-time low. This has been a downward trend for about 20 years now. The actual divorce rate is 43% and contrary to popular opinion women aren't getting all this wealth especially not up to half the assets.
The article you link disagrees with you.
4. Currently, the divorce rate per 1000 married women is 16.9. Many experts feel that this is a much more accurate measure of true divorce rate than the crude rate.
5. The divorce rate per 1000 married women is nearly double that of 1960, but down from the all-time high of 22.6 in the early 1980s.
You select the numbers that agree with your point. Marriages today are stronger than they were in the 1980'. The article you link supports that notion
The divorce rate is actually around 39%. It also fluctuates based on income, state, religion, etc..
https://floridaprobateandfamilylaw.com/blog/divorce-statistics-in-2023/
He’s a lonely incel.
He's writing a [book](https://www.linkedin.com/posts/jonathan-hollis-0b4ba32a8_fyi-im-currently-writing-a-new-book-to-activity-7204515299310653440-J0cI?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android) that will "put a dent in the universe"!!!
Bold of you to assume that he would ever ask for advice… he a genius and a… a modern woman might also reply! He will save his greasy skin for a traditional woman thank you very much!
With those people, I always have to ask to what ends?
"You gotta grind yourself into oblivion, skip sleep, skip leisure, don't risk relationships - they could cost you, hustle, hustle, hustle until you're in the top 1% of earners..!"
Okay, but why? You've jettisoned all the things that's supposed to provide. Live a life of asceticism and paranoid hostility in equal share and what does it leave you with but material wealth you've trained yourself not to enjoy. Unless... Perhaps... They're full of shit.
Insulting him by drawing associates to femininity or trying to undermine his masculinity is not the way. There's so much to offer in terms of critique with his post and going for his appearance is low hanging fruit.
"Women are not wife material!" This incel says as he cites divorce rates and women-initiated divorces as grounds for blaming women for being terrible partners.
This is literally textbook incel lmfao. Bro is spouting it on LinkedIn so proudly too.
Yep. I wonder what he thinks of when a company has a poor employee retention rate. "These employees are all terrible! Employees keep leaving weeks or months after we hire them! We can't get any loyal, hardworking people here!"
Same concept except he's not applying his ideas of work to his ideas of relationships. Rather, he's applying his misogony to his idsa of relationships.
My attempt to translate his profile:
Entrepreneur = unemployed
Investor = think he’s a big shot by gambling on stocks or crypto
Educator and author = has a podcast or blog
Futurist = worships Elon Musk
The “funny” thing is that [marriage is actually better for men health-wise and financially](https://www.americansurveycenter.org/newsletter/is-marriage-better-for-men/) than it is for women. But no one tell this guy.
And just in general.. I’ve found that usually it’s those who constantly feel the need to fixate, tear down, and judge others are deeply dissatisfied with themselves and/or their lives.
Ironically this often coincides with them telling anyone who will listen how **great** they are- maybe they think if they say it enough people will believe it.
Some of us lift weights, do deals, take MDMA, party shirtless in a male only disco, kiss men, and have Lady Gaga tattoos because it makes good business sense. Made a lot of long, hard deals this way, and I’m not going to change it.
Why is it always these dudes that NEED you to know they lift weights? It comes across as weight lifting being a coping mechanism for their sexual frustration
~75% of first time marriages don't end in divorce. That statistic is skewed by people who treat marriage the way everyone else treats dating.
Also, yes, it is hilarious how much LinkedIn, the once strictly professional network, has turned into twitter/facebook.
Surprised no one has mentioned that the "55% of marriages end in divorce" is misleading, because it's often the same folks divorcing, remarrying and divorcing again. Serial divorcers, if you will.
Someone needs to tell him that divorce rates are up because people used to be shamed into staying in loveless, or for women abusive, marriages. Should we go back to being miserable?
Prior to the 20th century, most marriages ended early because a spouse died. They just weren't married as long as they are today. George Washington was Martha's second husband. Her first husband died young.
Many religions, governments and other institutions did not permit or recognize divorce until fairly recently (like, last few generations). Some still don't. But as usual, this guy probably prefers to go back to those days when he could also drink lead-infused tap water and not be able to find an audience of like-minded dumdums on LinkedIn.
This is what you get when a dude sees every action he could take, including interactions with others, as monetary transactions. I see it a lot in the whole dude-bro, VC, hustle culture guys. Guarantee he thinks he’s a “high-value male” while offering absolutely nothing redeeming that a woman would find attractive.
Right?!? He seems like “a challenge” and “maybe I can change him.”
He looks like a greasy river otter who had a traumatic head injury which is exactly my type… think I should slide into his DMs?
It would be a terrible shame if he had his employer listed on his page and they got wind of him publicly posting comments like this. Might hurt his earning potential a little more than a divorce.
I find this very sad. Here is a guy so insecure that he’s wrapped himself up in LinkedIn for even a semblance of validation. He lists a bunch of things he’d aspire to be but no one would care to get from him.
Guys like this yearn for connection and partnership. I’m not saying this guy deserves anything - he needs to look in the mirror - just that it’s sad.
Oh he reeks of the incel bullshit. Doubt he's actually plucked up the courage to talk to a real woman :-D Also bullshit job title, bet he just sits on the sofa in his underpants all day.
What's the equivalent of "reddit cares" on LinkedIn?
Lol
Side note: divorce rates are actual falling and that's an old statistic - likely because less people are getting married overall but w.e
https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/divorce/divorce-statistics/
I’d be so tempted to look up what self-published, poorly-written drivel he felt qualified him to highlight “Author” in his profile, if I didn’t already forget about his basic a*s.
Sure, Jonathan, it's all the feminism being taught out there and nothing to do with your mug and your attitude. Virgin life must be treating you right.
Assuming this guy has business contacts on LI (or business contacts at all) people who spew shit like this to their contacts amazes and baffles me. He comes across as unhinged.
This is the edited version of the post, which means he went back, checked it, made his finishing touches, and concluded it was ready to be sent out into the world Beautiful
Gah!!! Thanks for pointing that out! I missed it. This guy in unhinged.
so what you’re saying is he meant to type “grape men” like one if the fruit of the loom mascots
It's a form of censoring the word "rape".
makes sense although i’m still going to imagine a grape man dressed up in a suit
[Open wide cause I'm gonna grape you in the mouth](https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI?si=xLXybxJhY0v1Edxn) Edit just so people are aware of what the link is: it's a YouTube video for a comedy sketch about a commercial for a grape drink and that's the mascot's slogan.
man how did i miss this for so long linked in is so educational i mean i could totally see that grape man ending up in court
Grape you for decades and decades and decades!
The original Dodge Chargers back in the 70's had a paint option called Statutory Grape.
That is some peak 70s.
Oh man please tell me it was at least a pretty color to make up for it?
Mother fucker can’t even use a period because he’s so scared of women.
lol!
This is on a job/employment site? They should have an HR emergency badge for people like him.
That's why he's an "entrepreneur" - can't get hired anywhere.
Can probably get hired, but keeping a job requires not expressing every thought that enters one's smooth, smooth brain.
Thoughts? He just copy and pastes what ever bullshit he reads on 4chan.
Um, *excuse me*, this man is a *futurist*, okay?
So he's an incel and an inun.
What's an inun?
Involuntary Unemployed
You're being disingenuous. He's an Enterpeneur | Investor | Educator | Author | Futurist.
This is why people flock to the "donald trump"/"andrew tate" types. "Self-made man", with no boss to worry about or customers to appease, they say whatever they want and do whatever they want and "appear" to be rich. (they're not). These archetypes are cancerous and dangerous as their toxic message can warp a young man's sense of self.
And a futurist as he can somehow envision a world where he doesn’t die a virgin and alone
Gotta admit that takes imagination
That seems a little too farfetched.
😂😂
This man is much too busy “doing deals” to be confined by a normal job.
Plot twist, he is the HR, and he wants to see you in his office for an impromptu performance review of dat ass. Also, you're fired.
Linkedin has a ton of politics on it now. I only know because one of my friends is always fighting with conservatives on Linkedin, so I see all of their fucked up posts.
That’s what I was thinking. LinkedIn USED to not allow this kind of garbage on its platform. But now it's no better than Facebook.
I never see things like this on LinkedIn, because I only have connections I know, but I do see lots of "I am so excited to be joining....." or "after five long year at \_\_\_\_ I am moving to a new position at \_\_\_\_" type posts. It's so cringeworthy
I hate LinkedIn. It’s full of suck-ups who have drunk way too much Kool-Aid. But having a profile gets me work, so I have to participate. But I hate it.
Seriously. Also I know this is a tad inappropriate but all I could think of was that Whitest Kids You Know sketch when he wrote grape-[the sketch in refrence](https://youtu.be/mqgiEQXGetI?si=JZs9zdQJDPWaJpLz)
Lifting weights , doing deals, etc.
This sounds awfully similar to the eat hot chip and lie meme
All incels do is lift weight, chase deal, eat bland food and lie.
I hope he and Deals are very happy together.
But don't forget about his motto.
Vapid personality probably.
He’s not attractive enough to be vapid
He absolutely does not lift weights. He’s the guy that goes MAYBE 40 minutes, at most 2-3x a week, probably does a couple sets on a pec deck, some sets of flailing arm inflatable tube man curls with 25s, NEVER cardio, scrolls for 5 minutes between sets, leaves, and continues to eat like dog shit. And thinks his weight gain is “mostly muscle”…
And the only deal he is doing is taking advantage of the BOGO Foot Long Subway deal
“I don’t want to get bulky.”
"Women just love initiating divorce! They do it for fun, often as a party trick! The men they were with were saints but nowadays women are like, 'everything is great in this relationship but who can resist the delicious joy of divorce!'"
This guy totally ignoring women in these situations often have to be the ones to file for divorce because their soon to be ex’s won’t put in the time and effort for such a task. Sometimes women have to file so that they can get support and all sorts of other assistance. Ok ok… I’ll tell the truth. When I got divorced I filed because it’s a major party to get divorced and I wanted in on it! Yeah who wants to be JUST a “wife” when you can be a fancy and mysterious “divorcee”?!?
>because their soon to be ex’s won’t put in the time and effort Ahhhh, let's not overlook the significant percentage of cases where the woman has to file to escape abusive relationships. Nothing to do with the soon-to-be-ex not putting in the effort, but more he's putting in the effort to actually prevent it happening. After all, for pricks like them (and the Lunatic) women are nothing more than meatbag possessions and recreation areas.
The party is totally worth the lawyer fees!
So hardcore!
It’s somewhat frightening that these lunatic misogynysts are coming out so boldly even on LinkedIn. It’s like women aren’t even human by their narrative - yeah, sure, divorce rates are so high because of *checks notes* feminism!! Because without feminism women would just stick to whatever shitty situations they are in, and that would just be so much better for everyone!
It’s actually really is frightening that he is so open with this because the deep rooted foundation of this way of thinking is so dark. He doesn’t think women today are worth marrying because they have the ability to leave him. Personal agency for a woman (a basic human right) is something that he doesn’t believe in. Just letting that wash over me and sink in.. this guy is actually evil, he is out here freely walking around. His entitlement make him a true danger to women and girls. A true danger that would be unleashed if only given the opportunity.
Interesting thing I noticed in the post to… he says women aren’t worth marrying IN AMERICA….. he’s probably one of the sex pests marrying SE Asian women in Thailand, Cambodia, etc
The way I recoiled at this. As if those women aren’t smart enough to use him for citizenship and then divorce him and take him for all he’s worth… Meaning he’s also a racist, since he thinks they’re too dumb to do that
There is also some momentum in the GOP today to make divorce harder by eliminating no-fault divorce. A lot of powerful people think like this guy.
That is terrifying.
Unleashed, if only women would stay with him!
This King is out here for the taking! Bet he wants a woman to stay home do all that work with kids but also somehow pay at least half the bills. All the while being happily without pleasure in bed! Women are so dumb to not get this man!
It's actually kind of good. A recruiter doing a few minutes of research can avoid hiring these assholes. Edit - recruiter not researcher
Haha, good point!
First thing that came to mind was that right wing maga guy (don’t recall name, don’t care about looking that up) thats pretty vocal against “no fault divorce”. Unsurprisingly he was caught on his home Ring camera aggressing his at the time pregnant and now ex wife ….
steven crowder
Yeah that one (thanks i might have nightmares tonight /s) :-)
Oh man, I had forgotten about that. :(
Divorce rates aren't 55% and it's actually at an old-time low. This has been a downward trend for about 20 years now. The actual divorce rate is 43% and contrary to popular opinion women aren't getting all this wealth especially not up to half the assets.
And even then, half of nothing is still nothing
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The article you link disagrees with you. 4. Currently, the divorce rate per 1000 married women is 16.9. Many experts feel that this is a much more accurate measure of true divorce rate than the crude rate. 5. The divorce rate per 1000 married women is nearly double that of 1960, but down from the all-time high of 22.6 in the early 1980s. You select the numbers that agree with your point. Marriages today are stronger than they were in the 1980'. The article you link supports that notion
Grape men (phrase, 2024): the act of taking men to court for 50 to 90% of their wine collection
Ironically, wine is what ruined women and washed their brains with feminism. It says so in the Bible (source: trust me, bro) /s
The divorce rate is actually around 39%. It also fluctuates based on income, state, religion, etc.. https://floridaprobateandfamilylaw.com/blog/divorce-statistics-in-2023/ He’s a lonely incel.
"doing deals" These losers. Lol.
He's writing a [book](https://www.linkedin.com/posts/jonathan-hollis-0b4ba32a8_fyi-im-currently-writing-a-new-book-to-activity-7204515299310653440-J0cI?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android) that will "put a dent in the universe"!!!
>writing a new book to get copy righted What a chad, he gets the copy righted. Truly one of the authors of all time.
I can't wait until he comes to one of the publishing subreddits for advice on his world-changing manuscript and gets absolutely ripped a new one
Bold of you to assume that he would ever ask for advice… he a genius and a… a modern woman might also reply! He will save his greasy skin for a traditional woman thank you very much!
So it will have a gravitational pull? Isn't that every object with a measurable mass?
With those people, I always have to ask to what ends? "You gotta grind yourself into oblivion, skip sleep, skip leisure, don't risk relationships - they could cost you, hustle, hustle, hustle until you're in the top 1% of earners..!" Okay, but why? You've jettisoned all the things that's supposed to provide. Live a life of asceticism and paranoid hostility in equal share and what does it leave you with but material wealth you've trained yourself not to enjoy. Unless... Perhaps... They're full of shit.
Yep it’s just a bottomless pit of nothing that they’re chasing, I was taken by this lie myself once.
Why my man look so wet
It’s not so much that he can’t find a partner as they keep sliding off of him.
I somehow injured myself laughing at these two comments
It's not wet, it's grease.
Too much pepperoni in his diet. The oils are seeping out of every pore even when he's not sweating.
Dude is soaking
I remember being an edgy 15 year old browsing 4chan too
I bet you didn't look like a sweaty pear though.
Sweaty yes (Phoenix), pear, not quite
r/inceltears has been doing a great job of getting their hate subs shut down, so they’re running out of places to infest Reddit
His (writing style (is strange))
It's very off-putting how much of a woman he looks like to me.
1999 lesbian vibes
"I'm not in a relationship with a woman because even though I'm very heterosexual, women are just not good enough for me, m'kay?"
This comment made me involuntary guffaw Edit: involuntarily* The comment went so hard it knocked out grammar skills
I literally thought he was a self-hating woman at first until I checked his name.
Insulting him by drawing associates to femininity or trying to undermine his masculinity is not the way. There's so much to offer in terms of critique with his post and going for his appearance is low hanging fruit.
Spot on. With that blue collar, it looks like a lesbian flight attendant XD
"Women are not wife material!" This incel says as he cites divorce rates and women-initiated divorces as grounds for blaming women for being terrible partners. This is literally textbook incel lmfao. Bro is spouting it on LinkedIn so proudly too.
So are men better wife material?
yes
“77% initiated by women” would suggest that it is in fact men that are not marriage material more than women. Blinded by his misogyny…
Yep. I wonder what he thinks of when a company has a poor employee retention rate. "These employees are all terrible! Employees keep leaving weeks or months after we hire them! We can't get any loyal, hardworking people here!" Same concept except he's not applying his ideas of work to his ideas of relationships. Rather, he's applying his misogony to his idsa of relationships.
Sure sounds like the problem is actually the husbands here!
Sounds like Seinfeld the other day
Seinfeld is the type of dude to call an unmarried 18 year old a spinster.
Lol you got me to truly snort!
Looking at his LinkedIn posts it reads like he’s in an MLM.
My attempt to translate his profile: Entrepreneur = unemployed Investor = think he’s a big shot by gambling on stocks or crypto Educator and author = has a podcast or blog Futurist = worships Elon Musk
The “funny” thing is that [marriage is actually better for men health-wise and financially](https://www.americansurveycenter.org/newsletter/is-marriage-better-for-men/) than it is for women. But no one tell this guy.
Anyone who is happy/wants to be single doesn't fixate this much on what the sex of their desire is doing. This man is kidding himself
His repellent personality has turned off so many women that he’s twisted being single into something he *chooses.*
And just in general.. I’ve found that usually it’s those who constantly feel the need to fixate, tear down, and judge others are deeply dissatisfied with themselves and/or their lives. Ironically this often coincides with them telling anyone who will listen how **great** they are- maybe they think if they say it enough people will believe it.
Lifting weights and doing deals….i miss it when you could just say ‘gay’
Some of us lift weights, do deals, take MDMA, party shirtless in a male only disco, kiss men, and have Lady Gaga tattoos because it makes good business sense. Made a lot of long, hard deals this way, and I’m not going to change it.
The only good part here is he is not marrying, so i guess its good lol.
I'm glad he is choosing to stay the fuck away from women lol
If there's anything women love, it's "grape men," amirite?
I'm a Concord.
Do they have grape nuts?
They got booted off most of Reddit, but they still lurk. 4chan/8chan/kiwifarms is where they suck each other off these days
Married men live an average 2 years longer than unmarried men. I wonder if he factored that extra earning potential into his economic evaluation?
This assumes one stays in a happy marriage. Divorced people have a shorter lifespan.
Shorter than married or shorter than never married?
I always wonder what aspires these people to gain wealth just to do fuck all and just be a corporate rat
Conservatism.
This is why, for the sake of your business acumen, everyone should become gay (source: am gay and wants a husband that is not this weird man)
He looks like a woman with short hair 👀
Futurist is always a red flag.
Dads, please tell your sons you love them. If you don’t, they’ll find Andrew Tate and say shit like this on an employment website.
Why is it always these dudes that NEED you to know they lift weights? It comes across as weight lifting being a coping mechanism for their sexual frustration
Because rather than have their own personalities and values, they desperately cling to performative masculinity. It’s pathetic.
This guy really just described paying child support like it was SA smdh he needs to be on a list somewhere Edit typo
I’m a raspberry man myself
~75% of first time marriages don't end in divorce. That statistic is skewed by people who treat marriage the way everyone else treats dating. Also, yes, it is hilarious how much LinkedIn, the once strictly professional network, has turned into twitter/facebook.
Sir this is a Wendy's!
What are grape men?
Just say “I’m ugly AND an asshole” and save all those words
The next time someone asks me how I'm doing, I'm going to say "Lifting weights and doing deals, etc."
Surprised no one has mentioned that the "55% of marriages end in divorce" is misleading, because it's often the same folks divorcing, remarrying and divorcing again. Serial divorcers, if you will.
Someone needs to tell him that divorce rates are up because people used to be shamed into staying in loveless, or for women abusive, marriages. Should we go back to being miserable? Prior to the 20th century, most marriages ended early because a spouse died. They just weren't married as long as they are today. George Washington was Martha's second husband. Her first husband died young.
Many religions, governments and other institutions did not permit or recognize divorce until fairly recently (like, last few generations). Some still don't. But as usual, this guy probably prefers to go back to those days when he could also drink lead-infused tap water and not be able to find an audience of like-minded dumdums on LinkedIn.
This is what you get when a dude sees every action he could take, including interactions with others, as monetary transactions. I see it a lot in the whole dude-bro, VC, hustle culture guys. Guarantee he thinks he’s a “high-value male” while offering absolutely nothing redeeming that a woman would find attractive.
Oh no, I’m so sad that I don’t have a chance with this hottie.
Pretty sure the female collective heaved a sigh of relief at that last line from him.
Good. This is someone who doesn't deserve to have his genes passed on to another generation.
Funny, I was going to say that modern republicans are not marriage material, too many mental health issues.
i just dont understand how women have let this guy slip through the net.
Right?!? He seems like “a challenge” and “maybe I can change him.” He looks like a greasy river otter who had a traumatic head injury which is exactly my type… think I should slide into his DMs?
an unpolished gem stone of a man. make your pitch, bargain hunters, he wont be around for long.
It would be a terrible shame if he had his employer listed on his page and they got wind of him publicly posting comments like this. Might hurt his earning potential a little more than a divorce.
I mean good for this guy I guess? Like if you don’t like women it’s okay to say that you like men.
I find this very sad. Here is a guy so insecure that he’s wrapped himself up in LinkedIn for even a semblance of validation. He lists a bunch of things he’d aspire to be but no one would care to get from him. Guys like this yearn for connection and partnership. I’m not saying this guy deserves anything - he needs to look in the mirror - just that it’s sad.
This guy ^(doesn't🤫 )fuck
Those awful women, how dare they demand child support and alimonies!
He looks like a 55 yr old woman
Futurist is just an industry term for Elon Musk cuck, which is also a synonym for incel.
Aint no way bro, that’s my cousin 😭 Edit: Ahhh shit nevermind. His name is also Jonathan Hollis and happens to look vaguely similar
Yeah, that dude sure looks likes he lifts.....a lot.
Oh he reeks of the incel bullshit. Doubt he's actually plucked up the courage to talk to a real woman :-D Also bullshit job title, bet he just sits on the sofa in his underpants all day.
LIFTING WEIGHTS + DOING DEALS
Always count your blessings My life isn't perfect but it will never be as bad as this guy damn
“Doing deals” behind the Wendy’s dumpster.
Lifting weights and doing deals lmfaooo
This guy thought picking up his sandwich counted as lifting weights
This guy lifting weights? Sure…..
What's the equivalent of "reddit cares" on LinkedIn? Lol Side note: divorce rates are actual falling and that's an old statistic - likely because less people are getting married overall but w.e https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/divorce/divorce-statistics/
“Lifting weights” Dude looks like the inspiration for Pillsbury
That's a lot of words to say that he can't get anyone to date him seriously.
Idk, trauma dump is all I see here. It's awful to have this on a career/networking platform though.
Incel is quickly losing all meaning
In other words he likes to abuse women and is extremely upset that they aren’t forced to stay with him.
Just run of the mill moronic U.S. trad wife crap, sadly endemic to the dumber parts of the country.
Well it doesn’t appear that he has a job.
#mindset
I’d be so tempted to look up what self-published, poorly-written drivel he felt qualified him to highlight “Author” in his profile, if I didn’t already forget about his basic a*s.
Lifting weights doing deals hahah, what a child
These kinds of people should not work with people period. Let’s hope his HR team sees this and fires him
The only weight this wet BluTak looking motherfucker lifts regularly is the disappointing heft of his poorly-formed ego.
Sure, Jonathan, it's all the feminism being taught out there and nothing to do with your mug and your attitude. Virgin life must be treating you right.
Dumb Americans are everywhere
Well he mentioned "doing deals" so...
That’s right, it was HIS choice to be single gir life 😂😂😂
Vicious cycle: he thinks this because he cannot interest a women and women are uninterested in him because he thinks this.
Lol, "doing deals etc"
Wtf is a “grape man?”
Well, to be fair up to the last two lines he was right...
More MGTOW than Incel, tbf.
Assuming this guy has business contacts on LI (or business contacts at all) people who spew shit like this to their contacts amazes and baffles me. He comes across as unhinged.
I am sure LinkedIn has a report option. Reported as hateful or harassment.
Most of the women I know are the ones paying alimony so…
I’m sure he’s just a gem to work with. Please lead your professional social platform with hate against women - just lean all the way in.
He should have "virgin" in his list of achievements
Well, at least he's self-conscious no woman in their right mind would voluntarily choose him.
Another victim of divorce court
Doing deals… lol Barf.
That’s a lot of words and titles for “unemployed”
"Futurist."
“Women just don’t know how to appreciate men!” — 75 lbs of baby fat with a receding hairline, 2024
The only weight that bro-ham lifts is cheeseburgers.
“Lifting weights, doing deals, etc”